Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 84 Stealing

Zhu Badger and Lu Huan teamed up to steal Lan Yuliu's big box from Zhu Hu's house, which was entirely due to the right time, place and people.

On this day, Zhu Hu went out to work in the county town.

Due to the favorable location, all the common people who stayed in the old house fell into the latrine of Zhu Badger's house.

Renhe, with Dan'er's help, Liu Ruyu's cover, and Uncle Liu and Lu Bo's adaptability.

On the 16th day of the first lunar month, Zhu Hu went out to work in the county town. Qian Dingzhuwan told Xianyan Po to keep an eye on the big box Lan Yuliu placed in his house. The squinty-eyed woman promised well, but she was holding her breath in her heart. She scolded Zhu Hu: You are a sick cat and you only talk about me. Are the things of the willow tree spirit worth more than my life? Why don't you, like other men who go out to work, tell me to take care of my health, be on time for three meals at home, remember to put on extra clothes when it's cold, etc.

However, holding her trachea and holding her breath, the cross-eyed woman still didn't dare to be careless about the big box that Lan Yuliu placed in her house, because Zhu Hu said that it was related to whether their family could become a member of the county town? Can I live in a high-rise building in the county? Therefore, she always locks the door when she goes out, even if she just stands under the persimmon tree for a while, all the doors inside and outside are locked tightly.

When Zhu Hu traveled far away, he didn't want the cross-eyed woman to see him off. He just asked her to take care of his home. The cross-eyed woman didn't want to see him off and didn't even leave his own house.

Zhu Badger stood by the Taiping Pond and waited for Tian Xiaolei to hand over the key to Lan Yuliu to Zhu Hu. Then he returned to his old house and thought about it as he walked, what kind of key did Lan Yuliu ask Tian Xiaolei to hand over to Zhu Hu? Why didn't Lan Yuliu hand it over to Zhu Hu himself? Could it be a last-minute idea? Couldn't it be the key to that big box? Impossible. The big box is placed at Zhu Hu’s house. What key should you give Zhu Hu?
Thinking of the big box, Zhu Badger couldn't help but want to steal it, so he went to Dan'er's house to find Lu Huan. After making an agreement with Lu Huan in private, he went to the front yard.

Walking to the persimmon tree of the cross-eyed mother-in-law's house, Zhu Badger shouted: "Zhu Fan is showing off his magical power, Zhu Fan is showing off his magical power!" "Really? Really? Where is it? Where is it?" The cross-eyed woman ran out in a hurry. Room. Zhu Badger pointed in the direction of his hut and whispered: "Just go in, be gentle, don't be discovered by him." Leaving the hut at home, Zhu Badger dashed into the squinting husband's house.

Zhu Badger dodged and rushed into Xieyanpo's house. Lu Huan immediately came over and stood under the persimmon tree to watch the wind. When the cross-legged man and the cross-eyed woman quarreled, Mr. Zhu came over to scold him, and he fell into the pit. Everyone who stayed in the old house shouted and crowded around, including Lan Yuliu. Lu Huan grabbed Dan'er and asked him to look out for her. He slipped into Xieyanpo's house and helped Zhu Badger push out the big box.

That big box was really big, and it would be no problem to put Zhu Badger and Lu Huan in it. That big box was really heavy. If Zhu Badger hadn't thought of a way in advance, she and Lu Huan wouldn't have been able to move it.

After Zhu Badger dodged and rushed into the squinty-eyed husband's house, he first looked to see if the big box was there? Seeing that it was still in the same place, I went to look for Zhu Hu's wheelbarrow.

The so-called wheelbarrow is a wooden board with four freely rotating wooden or stone wheels installed under it. Such a wheelbarrow should only be found in the village, except for donkeys. It is mainly used to pull mountain goods in old houses. Every day, the villagers carry some mountain products back from the mountains on their backs. When they arrive under the big camphor tree, they don't take them directly to the old house. After they are dried in the sun, they use a wheeled cart to bring them back to the old house. Zhu Hu's wheelbarrow is very exquisitely made. Its wheels are stone wheels, which are faster and more flexible than wooden wheels.

After finding the small cart, Zhu Badger could not drag the big box from Lan Yuliu to the cart anyway. Thanks to Lu Huan's timely arrival, the two of them managed to drag the big box to the cart with great effort. On the trolley. Seeing Dan'er standing motionless under the persimmon tree, she knew she could go out.

Zhu Badger and Lu Huan had just dragged the big box out of the door of Squint Eye's husband's house. Several people watching the excitement ran back, and Zhu Badger and Lu Huan immediately turned around. Liu Ruyu shouted over there: "People have fallen into the latrine and you still have the nerve to go back? Help us to fish them out together, otherwise I will drive you into the latrine too."

At that time, Zhu Badger thought that Liu Ruyu didn't know that she was stealing Lan Yuliu's big box, but now she thought about it, it was to cover for her. Alas, this Liu Ruyu is really his own mother, as good as Yaksha.

After Zhu Badger and Lu Huan dragged the large wooden box to their door, in order to prevent anyone from returning and seeing them, she took eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers to the latrine. She said it was to threaten them to get up, but in fact it was to delay time. Eight thin dogs and eight pig badgers arrived at the scene, making the scene even more chaotic, buying time for Lu Huan and Dan'er to drag the big box into Zhu Badger's room.

After everyone climbed out of the latrine, Liu Ruyu herself did not go home and asked Zhu Badger to quickly go back to the house to get a bamboo basket and go to Taiping Pond to pick up fish. Now that I think about it, she was actually standing at the door looking out for Zhu Badger, asking Zhu Badger to quickly go in and put the big box, and then went to pick up the fish as if nothing was wrong.

Zhu Badger was naturally happy to have stolen Lan Yuliu's big box, but she was happy for a short while because she couldn't open the big box no matter what.

What kind of locks are these? Zhu Badger has never seen a lock.

Two days later, I saw that the cross-eyed woman did not complain about the big box being stolen. At first, Zhu Badger thought that she didn't care about the big box at all and was eager to have it stolen. Didn't she hate Lan Yuliu for seducing her brother Hu? So he didn't tell Lan Yuliu that the big box had been stolen.

Today, Lan Yuliu publicly challenged Zhu Badger and asked Zhu Badger to return her things. Only then did Zhu Badger realize that Lan Yuliu had known about it for a long time. She must have warned the squinty-eyed woman not to say anything and pretended that nothing happened.

However, Lan Yuliu still couldn't hold it back, because the big box was stolen by Zhu Badger, so she failed to steady herself, and uncharacteristically provoked Zhu Badger, causing her to run away in embarrassment.

Of course, the way Zhu Badger pulled her red suitcase past Mr. Zhu in the heavy rainstorm made her conclude that she could not leave easily, and she felt a little secretly happy in her heart. Because Zhu Badger didn't want her to leave, but he didn't want her to live in Tian Laizi's house.

If Lan Yuliu really leaves, Zhu Badger will have to be vigilant at all times to prevent her from causing trouble in the dark. Outside the old house, Zhu Badger is not sure of fighting Lan Yuliu, but inside the old house, Zhu Badger is sure of fighting her. As long as she is isolated and prevented from colluding with Tian Lezi, Lazui Po and others, Lan Yuliu shouldn't be able to go anywhere?

Zhu Badger naturally understood that Lan Yuliu was powerful, but after overhearing the words of the Tian family and his son, Zhu Badger became more confident in defeating her because she was not with Huang Qiukui.

If Lan Yuliu and Huang Okra were in a group, then Zhu Badger's chances of winning would be much slimmer. Although Grandma Taizu said, "Liu Luzhi, the old house is safe", but it was only "safe". Whose hands did the old house fall into? Badger wasn't sure.

Since the arrival of Uncle Liu and Uncle Lu, Lan Yuliu seems to be indifferent, but judging from her words and deeds, she is trying to win over Uncle Liu and Uncle Lu through Mr. Zhu. As for whether Uncle Liu and Uncle Lu can resist her temptation? Badger wasn't sure. This means that even if "Liu Luzhi, the old house is safe", there are big variables in whether Zhu Badger can become the heroine of the old house...

"Here you go, hot chicken soup."

Liu Ruyu brought out the steaming chicken soup from the kitchen. Zhu Badger had not yet recalled what flaws he and Lu Huan had left behind in the big box that he and Lu Huan had stolen from Lan Yuliu's house.
Forget it, she already knows that I stole it anyway, no matter what flaws it leaves or not? Seeing that Lu Huan had already picked up the spoon and started eating it with relish, Zhu Badger stopped thinking about it.

"Huanhuan, just eat, I burned a lot. Hey, did you doze off just now?" Liu Ruyu asked Lu Huan while eating.

Lu Huan did not respond to Liu Ruyu immediately. He lowered his head and finished the chicken soup in the bowl before raising his head and said to Liu Ruyu: "Aunt, I didn't doze off. I carefully recalled the process of stealing the big box with Huanhuan, and there were really flaws. "

"Is there really a flaw?" Zhu Badger put down his spoon and looked at Lu Huan.

Lu Huan nodded to Zhu Badger, handed the bowl in his hand to Liu Ruyu, and asked a little embarrassedly: "Auntie, did you really burn a lot?"

"Of course, you and Badger talk about the flaw, and then we can think about how to make up for it together? I'll serve you the chicken soup." Liu Ruyu took the bowl handed over by Lu Huan and stood up to go to the kitchen.

Zhu Badger had no appetite to eat anymore and asked Lu Huan: "Is there really a flaw? What flaw?"

"There are no flaws, but there are flaws." Lu Huan answered Zhu Badger with a playful smile. Zhu Badger stared blankly, and said sternly to Lu Huan: "Tell me, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, you won't be able to eat the chicken soup after a while!" "It's up to you whether you have to eat the chicken soup, I said That's all. I won't even know if I broke my penis by stealing something, but I'll give it to the fairy." Liu Ruyu brought a bowl full of chicken soup to Lu Huan.

Lu Huan continued to feast and stopped discussing "flaws" and "broken buttocks" with Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger had no choice but to ask Liu Ruyu: "That day I opened my crotch again and exposed my buttocks?"

"What do you think? How many times have I told you? You must wear underwear, you must wear it." Liu Ruyu tapped her fingers lightly on the table in front of Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "I'm not used to it. I've liked bare buttocks since I was a child. Isn't this a bad habit you're used to?"

"Oh, it's not mine anymore, isn't it? Let me tell you, if there are no outsiders, I won't say a word to you every day. Then people will come to the village, many, many people, and you must be a person every day. She looks like a fairy," Liu Ruyu reminded Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger didn't take it seriously, because she had known that many outsiders would come to the village sooner or later. In Zhu Yuanzhang's words, there would be people coming from every corner of the earth.

"He said there will be guests coming tomorrow, and you have to receive them well." Dan'er's words rang in Zhu Badger's ears from time to time. Zhu Badger was looking forward to this guest very much, because it was him who reminded him, the real Yushu Linfeng. Zhu Badger asked Liu Ruyu: "It doesn't really matter whether I can break my butt or not. Maybe I can try some people's minds to see if they are right or not? But why did you help him tell a lie that couldn't be told when you were in the cave?"

"Isn't this just for you? He threatened me with Huang Qikui's strength. Huang Qikui himself also threatened me, so I had to cover his lies, alas." Liu Ruyu sighed.

Zhu Badger curled his lips and said, "Aren't you Ma Yasha? How could you be afraid of her Huang Okra?"

"Do you think Huang Qiukui is easy to bully? Let me tell you, these few times you have fought with her and she has failed, it is because she is too self-righteous and does not take you seriously, that is, she underestimates the enemy. She has a lot of money, and she can do it if she has money. If you hire anyone, you can accomplish anything with money, and sooner or later she will make a comeback. "Liu Ruyu is not an ordinary worry.

Lu Huan finished another bowl of chicken soup, wiped his mouth and added, "This is really true. I heard from my father that she has sent people to invite Uncle Liu and my father many times."

"Really or not? Does she really think that money can make the world go round? Humph, I don't believe I can't beat her!" Zhu Badger punched the table.

Lu Huan replied to Zhu Badger: "Of course it is true, otherwise my father and Uncle Liu would have waited for a while before coming over." "Wait for a while before coming over? What are you waiting for? They should have come over with you." Zhu Badger complained about Uncle Liu and Lu Bo Came too late.

"My child, you said it so easily." "Yeah, how can such a casual thing happen? You have to choose an auspicious day to visit relatives." Following the words, Uncle Liu and Lu Bo walked into the hall.

Zhu Badger hurriedly stood up to greet them. While serving tea to the two old people, he asked, "Why are you here?"

Uncle Liu took the tea cup from Zhu Badger and responded to Zhu Badger: "Isn't this what you meant?" "Yes, you asked Huanhuan to come and sleep with you, wasn't it just to create opportunities for them? The two of us If they don't leave, won't they be in trouble?" Rubber said and took a sip of tea.

"You two seniors are really masters. Was there any noise at Dan'er's house when you came here?" Zhu Badger couldn't help but look out the window. The heavy rain had stopped and it was pitch dark outside.

Liu Shuxiao asked Zhu Badger: "Are you worried about your master?" "How could I not trust her? I'm a little worried about Dan'er." Zhu Badger's eyes still stayed outside the window.

Liu Ruyu interjected: "She is still thinking about what happened in the cave at that time, and how Dan'er and Zhu Huzhai pretended to be me and his little son."

"Isn't this easy to explain?" Lu Huanhuan blurted out happily. Zhu Badger turned back and stared at Lu Huan, saying, "Then can you explain it carefully?"

"First of all, it means that Dan'er is very smart, treats you very well, and will do anything for you. Secondly, your master has long known that such a thing would happen, and she had already ordered Dan'er, so Dan'er would do this. . Third, Yushu Linfeng must always pay attention to the development of the situation and take action when it is time." Lu Huan explained clearly.

Zhu Badger hugged Lu Huan in surprise and said, "Have you been yourself again? Then I don't have to worry about them doing bad things secretly behind our backs." "If they want to do bad things secretly, let them do it. We are doing it openly and honestly." Let's do our business, and don't overpower the good, for fear of them being stupid." Lu Huan didn't care.

"Huh? Why did you say bad words again?" Lu Bo glared at Lu Huan. Lu Huan stuck out his tongue and replied: "To deal with those people, being polite is useless. You have to be like a badger, ignore them, scold them to death, and beat them to death."

"If you want to call the fairy in the future, you can ignore the fairy. You, a little girl, can't be too rude." Lu Bo scolded Lu Huan. Lu Huan asked Lu Bo with a smile: "I'm still a little girl, right?" "Of course, what?" Lu Bo didn't understand why Lu Huan asked him like this? Lu Huan did not answer Lu Bo immediately, but smiled and asked Zhu Badger, Uncle Liu and Liu Ruyu who were present: "Did you all hear it? He said that I am still a little girl."

"Is there any problem with this?" Zhu Badger asked Lu Huan. Lu Huan replied to Zhu Badger: "He urges me to get married and have children all day long. Can I get married and have children when I am still a little girl?"

"Hahaha, that's it, but even if you want to find one, no man would dare to want you. You are a big foodie and can compete with Daylily." Zhu Badger choked Lu Huan. Lu Huan replied to Zhu Badger: "You don't have a man who dares to marry you. He spends all day breaking his butt. If I marry you, I can't be a cuckold all day long?" "Hey, you are the only one who is a cuckold." Zhu Badger chased Lu Huan. Lu Huan ran away and almost knocked down the screen.

"Ouch, little girl, if you break the screen, I'm afraid it will kill your father." Uncle Liu stepped over to support the screen.

Ruburt came over, pulled Luhuan aside, and said to Zhu Badger: "Fairy, do you know what the first object they miss is? It's this screen."

"Really? Are they referring to Okra or Blue Jade Willow?" Zhu Badger stopped playing with Lu Huan.

Lu Bo explained: "They refer to all the people who covet the treasures of the old house, including Zhu Shanzi."

"Including Zhu Fan? Is it possible? Doesn't he want to steal it anytime and anywhere? And Zhu Yunhe, when he wanted to take it for himself, wasn't it something he could do with just a little effort?" Zhu Badger faced Liu Ruyu.

Liu Ruyu's body trembled involuntarily, and she hesitated in response to Zhu Badger: "No, no, no, no, no, no..."

"Nothing? Nothing? No matter you are Liu Ruyu or Ma Yasha, you must tell me clearly tonight what is going on?" Zhu Badger glared at Liu Ruyu.

Liu Ruyu's body shivered even more violently, and she muttered: "I, I, I am the mother who raised you."

"Let me tell you, if it weren't for your kindness in raising me, I wouldn't have kept you in the old owner's house to this day." Zhu Badger looked serious.

Liu Ruyu lowered her head and stopped talking, tears falling down, heartbreaking.