Records of Strange People and Strange Events in the Old Mansion

Chapter 87 Strange

Zhu Badger turned around and wanted to return to her old house. Uncle Liu greeted her loudly: "Fairy, this is Dr. Wang from the province."

Dr. Wang? Is he a doctor? is it possible?

Out of politeness, Zhu Badger turned around and walked up to the man. People in Lvbubu Village pay attention to etiquette, especially those who live in old houses. They must treat outsiders with courtesy and thoughtfulness.

"Hello, are you the legendary Laozhai Fairy?" The man extended his hand to Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger generously returned the grip, and this grip almost shocked Zhu Badger's teeth. His hands were as rough as a file, even rougher than the hands of an old mountain man from Donkey Village.

"Hello, Dr. Wang, welcome to our Dashanwowo." Zhu Badger smiled.

"Just call me Wang Jingyan, or just call me Jingyan. Dr. Wang is a bit biased, and my name is too hard to pronounce." Wang Jingyan showed his white teeth.

"Everyone, this Dr. Wang is an expert from the provincial cultural management department. He made a special trip to our village today to guide our work. Everyone is welcome." One of the people from the town invited Wang Spectacles to the platform.

Wang Jingjin bowed to everyone and said hello, "I came here because of your reputation. I will stay in Lvbu Village for a while. Please take care of me."

"Everyone, Dr. Wang has left it to everyone. You should support his work more. This is what the county wants and what the town wants." The two people from the town shook hands with Wang Glasses and said goodbye before leaving.

Mayaksha came over to stop them and asked, "Are you leaving like this? Where will he live and eat? How long will he stay and what will he do? He hasn't explained yet."

"Aunt Ma, aren't you here? We don't need to worry about it." "That's right, there is no problem at all with Aunt Ma here. Aunt Ma, thank you for your hard work." The two people from the town clasped their fists and bowed to Ma Yasha.

Mayaksha refused to give in, his face darkened, and he said angrily to the two people from the town: "Don't think too much about us. Yes, we are not as poor as the village, but we can still afford to host a meal. You guys If you two go back without lunch, you are looking down on me, Ma Yaksha, and on us villagers."

"Aunt Ma, it's better to be respectful than to obey. We can just take a bite." "That's right, we can just take a bite. The key is to receive Dr. Wang well." The two people from the town turned around.

Ma Yaksha strode forward to lead the way, and said as he walked: "Don't worry, we will definitely take good care of Dr. Wang, even better than my own son."

"Mayaksha, do you have a son?" Tian Laizi shouted from behind.

"You wouldn't have given birth without me? But if I give birth to a leprous son like you, it would be better not to give birth at all, don't you think so?" Ma Yasha responded loudly.

"Hahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter, and Tian Laizi asked for trouble and stepped aside.

Mayaksha said loudly to the two people from the town: "It's so nice of you to come. Last night I caught a wild boar, ten hares, and more than twenty pheasants. I will have a game feast at noon today."

"Aunt Ma, this is good, this is good." "This is good, this is good, we like to eat game." The two people from the town smiled happily.

Ma Yasha smiled even more happily: "You like to eat game, don't you? Then take some game and mountain products back after eating, so that your family can have a taste."

"Aunt Ma, I'm afraid this is bad, right?" "That's right, you must not be too polite." The two big guys from the town were grinning from ear to ear.

Ma Yaksha waved his hand and said loudly: "What's wrong with this? It's rare for your town to recognize me as Aunt Ma. Aunt Ma must prepare it for you. Why are you so polite?"

"Then you're welcome, you're welcome." "Don't worry, Aunt Ma, the town has decided that you will be the head of the village." The two people from the town seemed to have eaten extremely delicious game.

Ma Yaksha waved his big hand again and said louder: "Thank you to the town for looking up to me, Ma Yaksha. Please rest assured that I will be a good leader. I will go to the town to visit you in a few days. There are no other high-end goods. But the wild game is enough.”

"Aunt Ma is so generous!" "Aunt Ma is here!" The two people from the town followed closely behind Ma Yaksha, as if they were her followers and she was the one in charge.

Ma Yaksha walked to the back door of the old house, turned around and shouted to everyone: "Lunch is at my house, Fatty Zhu is in charge of the game feast."

"Okay, Fatty Zhu is in charge of the game feast." Daylily cheered, rushed up, hugged Mayaksha and kissed her non-stop.

After Day Lily finished kissing her, Ma Yasha smiled and said to the two people from the town, "Sorry, my neighbors are so warm to me."

"Aunt Ma has charisma." "Aunt Ma deserves to be the head of the village." Two people from the town gave a thumbs up and praised Ma Yasha.

Ma Yasha pretended to be humble and said "Where's where" several times before saying to Huangliang: "During the Chinese New Year, your sister Huang Okra caused a bad influence on the neighbors because she sold inferior products. Although she entered the county's The situation is bad, but the villagers are still very unhappy. Please wait and respect the two town leaders on behalf of your sister. You will be indispensable at Fatty Zhu’s table from now on."

"Okay, okay, okay, okay, thank you, auntie, thank you, auntie." Daylily hugged Ma Yasha and kissed her again.

Two people from the town waited for Okra to finish kissing and asked Ma Yasha: "Is there such a thing?" "Has Huang Okra really been involved in the situation?"

"You two, whenever I spit, Ma Yaksha is a thorn. If I talk nonsense, as Huang Qikui's biological sister, she still kisses me like this?" Ma Yaksha led the two people from the town into the old house.

The two people from the town looked at each other and said to Ma Yaksha one after another: "Aunt Ma, we will read out the town's appointment decision for you later." "Sister Ma, I hope you will live up to expectations and lead the donkeys to the village." Neighbors have been lifted out of poverty and become rich.”

Mayaksha pulled the two people from the town aside and said in a low voice: "Thank you, I have also prepared some hard goods for you, but be sure not to be seen by outsiders."

"Yes, yes." "Don't worry, Aunt Ma." The faces of the two people from the town were happy.

Zhu Badger was walking at the end, along with Lu Huan and Dan'er. Lu Huan and Dan'er helped Wang Jingyan carry his luggage, while Zhu Badger chatted with Wang Jingyan.

"That's your mother, right?"

"How did you know it was my mother?"

"I heard from people in the town that everyone in the village is a strange person. Among them, the mother and daughter, Mayaksha and Badger Fairy, are the most strange."

"Isn't it the Badger Eight Immortals that screamed?"

"Nine Immortals, you are the Nine Immortals."

"You even know this?"

"Of course I know. I did a lot of homework before coming here."

"Oh, then what are you doing here with us?"

"Excavate, explore, appraise and protect cultural relics, and strive to declare the old house as a 'national protection'."

"Can the old house really become a 'national security'? Can it really become a 'national security'?"

Zhu Badger grabbed Wang Jingyan's arm and asked eagerly. Wang Jingyan took a few steps back in fright. If Zhu Badger hadn't grabbed his arm tightly, he would have fallen to the ground and rolled into the Taiping Pond.

Lu Huan and Dan'er hurried over and asked, "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, I'm a little excited. Dr. Wang said that my old house can become a 'national security'. I'm happy, so happy." Zhu Badger let go of Wang Jingyan's arm, and Wang Jingyan staggered back before he could stand completely.

Zhu Badger had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he rushed up to catch him. As a result, they happened to be on a slope at this time. In addition, Wang Glasses weighed more than Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger couldn't hold him, so he took him down, and they both fell down. On the ground, they were about to roll into Taiping Pond. Lu Huan and Dan'er were so anxious that they shouted for help.

At the critical moment, a black shadow flashed over, and Zhu Badger and Wang's glasses were both picked up, and they were swung directly to the back door of the old house. The black shadow flew away, and Zhu Badger and Wang Jingyan had not yet reacted.

Lu Huan and Dan'er chased closer, both of them murmuring: "Big bird." "A big bird."

Everyone returned to the back door of the old house, and Ma Yasha shouted: "Thank you to the fairy father in the sky for sending the magical bird to save Dr. Wang!"

"Thank you, Fairy, for sending the divine bird to save Dr. Wang!" Uncle Liu and Lu Bo shouted.

Lu Huan and Dan'er hadn't fully reacted yet, but they immediately shouted: "Thank you, Fairy, for sending a divine bird to save Dr. Wang!" "Thank you, Fairy, for sending a divine bird to save Dr. Wang!" all chanted.

Of course, it was impossible for the two people from the town to shout loudly, but they were stunned for a moment. Although they had already entered the old house and did not see the situation of Zhu Badger and Wang Glasses at that time, the black figure picked up Zhu Badger and Wang Glasses and walked to the door of the backyard of the old house and still looked up and saw clearly.

After drinking and eating, I carried two big bags of wild game on my back and returned to the town with lingering fears. I thought that this village is really a unique place, and the old house is well-deserved for its famous people and strange things.

After lunch, Ma Yasha asked Zhu Badger in front of all the villagers where he planned to arrange for Wang Jingjing to live.
Zhu Badger didn't even belch and directly answered Ma Yasha: "Of course we will live in the ancestral hall!"

"Live in the ancestral hall? How can an outsider live in the ancestral hall of an old house?" Tian Laizi objected first.

Zhu Badger asked Tian Laizi: "Do you, an outsider, have the right to ask this?"

"I don't. Don't the other Zhu family members in the old house have this right? Are all the other Zhu family members in the old house dead?" Tian Laizi raised his head, a pair of mung bean eyes full of fierceness.

Zhu Badger remained calm and responded word by word to Tian Lezi: "Dr. Wang is a member of the official family and an expert from the province. It is only natural that he should live in the ancestral hall of our old house and add glory to the Zhu family of our old house. And you, a wicked person, Why do you want to curse all the Zhu family members in our old house to death? I can tell you clearly that if I catch you Tian family people entering the ancestral hall without permission or bringing outsiders, especially women with other surnames, into the ancestral hall, I will do it. But it is no longer your chicken coop, but your whole family. I will let my father in heaven burn your whole family alive with heavenly fire."

"You, you, you dare?" Tian Laizi said hard, and his feet began to slip.

"Don't you dare watch the action!" Seeing Tian Laizi trying to escape, Zhu Badger shouted, jumped up, jumped in front of Tian Laizi, opened his mouth, and sprayed a ball of fire onto Tian Laizi's head, and those few leprosy threads Mao was burned clean in an instant.

"What do you want to do?" Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei came over and surrounded Zhu Badger. Zhu Badger's face remained calm and his heartbeat was normal. He opened his mouth to face the three people and started to spray again.

"Run!" Tian Da Lei, Tian Er Lei and Tian Xiao Lei ran away without a trace, regardless of whether their biological father was still there.

Zhu Badger kicked Tian Leizi and shouted: "Get out!"

Tian Laizi hugged the mouse and ran all the way back to his home. Tian Laizi's wife chased after him and quickly closed the door after running home.

"Awesome, you really deserve to be called the Laozhai Fairy!" Wang Jingjin came over and gave Zhu Badger a thumbs up.

Zhu Badger was just about to be modest when Dan'er came over and said softly to her: "Sister, your buttocks are exposed."

"Ah?!" Zhu Badger touched his buttocks and found nothing. He turned around and ran into the main house and into his room like the wind.

By the time Zhu Badger put on his old cotton-padded jacket and old cotton-padded trousers and came out, the people eating at the table had dispersed, and only Daylily was still there gnawing on wild boar hooves.

"Are you pregnant?" Zhu Badger went over and touched Daylily's belly.

Daylily's belly bulged, and he chuckled: "I'm pregnant, I've almost eaten enough."

"But why do I think that the flat-mouthed woman tried every means to let you live in the old house because she wanted you to give birth to the child in the old house?" Zhu Badger continued to touch Day Lily's belly.

"What a fart, the pig-butcher is of no use at all." Daylily simply pulled open the cotton-padded jacket and let Zhu Badger touch it as much as he could.

"The Pig Killer is of no use?" Zhu Badger felt that Daylily's belly did not look like she was pregnant with a child.

While gnawing on the boar's hoof, Daylily muttered to Zhu Badger: "Do you know? After I married to Xishan, he never slept with me at all."

"Why?" Zhu Badger asked.

Day Lily swallowed the foam in her mouth and said to Zhu Badger in a low voice, "He looks just like Dan'er."

"Does the flat-mouthed woman know?" Zhu Badger was doubtful.

Daylily brought another plate of leftovers in front of her and cursed: "She only knows Shinto all day long. She knows nothing. Even the butcher can't let her know it or let others know it. It's too shameless."

"Oh, that's good. Let me tell you, if you are really pregnant, I will have to drive you out of the old house. You will never eat the food cooked by Fatty Zhu again." Zhu Badger warned Day Lily.

Daylily grinned and said: "How can I? I don't have a woman myself."

"Which one is the woman?" Zhu Badger's eyes widened.

Daylily smiled shyly: "That one."

"Which one?" Zhu Badger asked inquiringly.

Daylily replied: "Is it red?"

"Ah? If you didn't, how did you know that the woman was going to be popular?" Zhu Badger had to ask clearly.

Daylily first pulled the dish into his mouth, and then while chewing, he mumbled to Zhu Badger: "My mother prepared something for me, but it didn't come in use. My mother said you must not let your lips shrink. My mother-in-law knows, otherwise she will curse our whole family to death.”

"Yeah, yeah, that's that. Sister Huacai, eat slowly and finish all the dishes on the dinner table. I'll invite Fatty Zhu over to cook it in the evening." Zhu Badger turned around and left the front yard and walked to the back yard, secretly happy in his heart, thinking : Flat-mouthed woman, flat-mouthed woman, Huang Okra, Huang Okra, you never thought that your daughter-in-law and your sister would be my trump card against you.

Badger Zhu happily came to Mr. Zhu's house and saw that only the squinty-eyed woman was there, and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Didn't I burn Mr. Zhu? I have to take care of Mr. Zhu." The squinty-eyed woman answered Zhu Badger while feeding Zhu Fanzi millet porridge.

Zhu Badger saw that Zhu Fanzi's whole head was wrapped in sheets, with only a pair of eyes, a nose and a mouth exposed. He suppressed his laughter and left Zhu Shanzi's house. He retreated to the gate and turned around to say to the squinting woman: "It's rare for you to be affectionate. Righteous, I will wish you lovers to get married eventually."

"Thank you, thank you." The squinting woman's squinting eyes were radiant.

When Zhu Badger walked outside the door and couldn't hold it in any longer, he laughed loudly. His laughter startled a group of crows on the top of the stage of the ancestral hall and flew towards the west mountain.

"Sister, I'm calling you to come in." Dan'er came out of the ancestral hall. Zhu Badger went over and hugged him, first kissed his forehead, then pressed his face against his, and said softly to him: "From now on, you will call me mother, do you know?"

"Sister, how can I call you mother?" Dan'er laughed and wanted to push Zhu Badger away, but she hugged her too tightly, so she had to say, "I'm itchy."

Zhu Badger let go of his egg and cursed: "Am I that annoying? Why do you never say it's itchy when Sister Huanhuan hugs you? Also, don't you want her to hug you?"

"Who is she?" Dan'er rubbed her little face and raised her head to ask Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger replied angrily: "Willow tree spirit."

"Sister, don't speak so loudly, she is hiding in the ancestral hall." Dan'er made a silencing gesture to Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger knocked off Dan'er's little hand that was pressing on his lips and asked sharply: "Who told you that she was hiding in the ancestral hall?"

"Didn't you say it yourself? Have you forgotten it?" Dan'er said instead.

Zhu Badger was stunned and frowned and asked Dan'er: "I said it myself? Is it possible?"

"Didn't you warn Tian Leizi not to bring outsiders, especially women with foreign surnames, into the ancestral hall? Doesn't that mean she is hiding in the ancestral hall?" "You?" Dan'er asked back, leaving Zhu Badger speechless.

Zhu Badger pondered for a moment, leaned over and said softly to Dan'er: "You must not tell anyone that she is hiding in the ancestral hall." "Including my mother and aunt? But they already know that there is him." The son asked Zhu Badger.

Zhu Badger didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He stood up and touched Dan'er's little head, facing the stage of the ancestral hall and chanting loudly: "Beijing has made friends with all kinds of extraordinary people, and we have lived and died together. We have been shameless in the history of thousands of years, and we have a loyal heart to repay the emperor. You are here to join the army, Tianhan." By the way, Nanshan is rugged with snow and jade! Even if the three households of Chu can conquer Qin, how can China be left empty?"