History live broadcast: My audience is the ancestors

Chapter 15 The third live broadcast

"Hello, everyone. I am your anchor Yueyue, what are we talking about today?" Su Yue's energetic voice immediately attracted the attention of countless people.

01: Yo yo yo, who is this? Isn’t this the unlucky Yue Yue? Which man's bed were you in after not coming back for so long?

02: That’s right. Which brother held down your hand to prevent you from coming to the live broadcast?

03: Do you know how many days you won’t be broadcasting live? It lasted ten days. Do you know how we survived these ten days?
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"Didn't I just travel for a few days? It's not that bad." Su Yue touched her nose and said with a guilty conscience.

01: As for, why don’t you just start a live broadcast and let us chat here? We don't talk about anything else.

02: That’s right, we won’t scold you secretly. We never just scold you in front of your face.

03: Agree. We are such a good person.

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Su Yue rolled her eyes and said, "I believe you, you idiot. What are you talking about?"

01: We are talking seriously, please be serious.

02: Yes, what are we going to talk about today? We can’t wait.

03: Right, right, let’s get to the point.

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Su Yue opened a book and said: "Today we are going to say it is a coincidence in history."

01: Hmm, it’s quite watery, but I like it.

02: What about? Liu Xiu’s meteorite?
03: Or Zhu Di’s Gale?
04: Zhu Di’s wind is caused by the weather, not luck.

05: No, how is it possible? You can blow the wind in your family whenever you want? joke.

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Su Yue said: "Let's go in chronological order. Let's talk about the Zhou Dynasty first. It is said that our King Wen of Zhou helped Jiang Taigong pull a cart for 800 steps, and the Zhou Dynasty took 800 years."

01: Is this a legend? It has no credibility.

02: Yes, it’s not very reliable, but it’s really amazing.

03: The legend is not nonsense, there may be some basis for it.

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King Wen of Zhou who was pulling the cart: Is there such a good thing? Pull, pull the cart immediately, and if the pull is not dead, then continue.

Jiang Taigong: No, it depends on fate.

Others: Zundu and fake Dudu? Is it so good? They want it too. It doesn’t matter if I’m tired or not, I just want to pull the car.

Su Yue continued: "This may be a coincidence, let's go next. Didn't the Qin Dynasty say that Hu was the one who destroyed Qin? Hu Hai was also a Hu, right?"

01: And more, even though Chu has three households, if Qin is destroyed, Chu will definitely die.

02: Ahhhh, Hu Hai is rubbish.

03: I want to curse people today, but I don’t want to curse people. Hu Hai feels like he’s being rude.

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Seeing that the comment section was full of curses against Hu Hai, Su Yue said: "The next one is Liu Bang, who killed the White Snake and revolted. Wang Mang, the snake, made the Han Dynasty split into two halves, which was very even."

01: It’s true, time traveler vs. destiny’s child, it’s really exciting.

02: This should be a historical correction.

03: Although Wang Mang had many people, it was a pity that Liu Xiu cheated.

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汉朝
Liu Bang's face turned dark. He was just joking, right? It's really cracked. No, not really.

But Liu Xiu was happy. Doesn't this mean that his destiny has been fulfilled? Good thing. Liu Xiu was very happy and went to dinner with Yin Lihua happily.

Su Yue continued: "There is also Liu Xiu's Battle of Destiny. That battle can be said to be extremely outrageous. In thousands of years, it is the only battle that is so outrageous that it makes people feel like they are writing novels."

01: A few thousand versus , I have the advantage.

02: That year, I had my hands in my pockets and didn’t know what an opponent was.

03: Tiandao: Damn it, daddy is here to help you, I will help you fight, you can just play there by yourself.

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Liu Xiu pretended to be serious and said: "This is obviously my strength, how can it be just luck?"

Wang Mang, who was already stunned: ***** you are an idiot.

Su Yong said: "Also, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty was originally named Zhu Chongba, and the Ming Dynasty happened to be the sixteenth emperor."

01: Yes, yes, I was quite shocked when I found out about this.

02: Do you think Zhu Yuanzhang would change his name if he knew about it?

03: Wasn’t the Ming Dynasty 15 emperors? Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di, Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Zhanji... who else?
04: Zhu Yunwen, I just smiled and said nothing.

05: Is Zhu Yunwen already so insignificant?
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Su Yue couldn't help but be happy watching the netizens having fun. The comment section was full of talented people.

大 明
Zhu Yuanzhang has a dark face. He really wants to change his name now. How can there be only sixteen emperors? He is so powerful.

Zhu Yunwen can no longer take care of Tianmu, because all the people under him have rebelled, and now they have gone to Zhu Di. He would soon cease to be emperor.

There is no way, everyone knows how to choose between a good emperor recognized by Tianmu and a mediocre king.

01: By the way, have you seen the news? Yang Guang's tomb was dug by Yang Yong.

02: I saw it, and there was more than one Yang Yong in that real estate company. They were really trying to stab Yang Yong.

03: You robbed me of my throne a thousand years ago. Will you remember me and dig your grave a thousand years later?
04: You remind me of Chai Rong’s research on the economy of the Northern Song Dynasty.

05: There are so many things like this that I even wonder if it’s retribution.

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Sui Dynasty
When Yang Guang saw this, he was dumbfounded. What the hell? Yang Yong dug his grave? Are you kidding me? Yang Yong reincarnated to seek revenge on him?
Yang Jian also had to lament the reincarnation of cause and effect and the impermanence of things in the world.

Song
Zhao Kuangyin spit out the wine all of a sudden. Although it was not as miserable as Yang Guang, it was really scary. What the hell, Chai Rong studied the economy of the Northern Song Dynasty? Will it be all rubbish?

Zhao Kuangyin is still narrow-minded, and the professor is still very objective. If it weren't for the efforts of netizens, probably no one would know about him except those who are lucky enough to read those books.

Su Yue looked at the melons in the comment area and ate them with gusto without pricking them with needles.

01: Yueyue, come to your senses, it’s your turn to speak.

02: Isn’t this doll stupid? Why do you look so stupid?

03: That’s right, keep going.

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Su Yue came back to her senses and said: "There are also those famous eight hundred. Huo Qubing went to the battlefield for the first time and defeated the Xiongnu with eight hundred men. Sun Quan defeated Zhang Liao with one hundred thousand and eight hundred, and Sun Quan was defeated. Li Shimin and Zhu Di also raised their troops with eight hundred. Bai... Sometimes I really sigh that this is such a coincidence, how can it be such a coincidence?"

01: Woohoo, it would be great if Sun Ce didn’t die. Sun Quan did not believe in Zhou Yu wholeheartedly, and only Sun Ce understood Zhou Yu. My Ce Yu is really upset.

02: Sun Ce is called the Little Overlord of Jiangdong. You must know that before him, Overlord was called Xiang Yu.

03: My little General Huo, he was only eighteen years old at the time and he became the champion. Look at Li Guang again? Feng Tang Yi Lao, Li Guang is difficult to seal.

04: Nonsense, wasn’t Li Guang labeled as a lost candidate?
05: Not only did Li Guang not get the title of Marquis himself, but he also destroyed Zhang Qian's title of Bowang. It was really poisonous.

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(End of this chapter)