History live broadcast: My audience is the ancestors

Chapter 271 Blue Bird Password
Jiangnan is already in mist: isn’t it said that the Dazexiang uprising was a fabrication? Why don't you say that Qin's laws don't have this provision?
My charming and short-lived ancestor: Even we don’t know about Hu Hai’s tricks, and which common people really understand the law? It’s not what intellectuals say it is

Who in the clouds sent me a brocade book: There is another possibility that it is only a part of the law. We cannot know all the circumstances and it is better not to make false claims.
My charming and short-lived ancestor: Yes, no matter what, I think Brother Zheng is awesome!

I didn’t think of using this as my online name first: Hahahahahaha, plus one!

I am ranked number one in the world: I don’t want to explain my ID!

His Majesty Han Xiaowu: Hahahahahaha, indeed, there is a reason why we can play together!

Pay attention, this woman’s name is Xiaomei: seconded!

The pig came to the bowl quickly: Hahahahahaha, indeed!

Su Yue looked at the comment area and said, "Okay, let's take a look at the next part - Blue Bird Passing the Book!"

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas" records: Bluebirds are powerful and flying birds of prey, and there are three in total.

They are the attendants and envoys of the Queen Mother of the West, responsible for delivering messages to her.

Since then, people have used "青鸟" to refer to messengers or people who deliver letters, and "青鸟传书" to refer to correspondence.

Soon the Queen Mother of the West arrived, fulfilling Dongfang Shuo's inference.

Ying Zheng was speechless and shocked!

Jiangnan is already in mist: Is this considered sexy news?
Who in the clouds sent brocade books: Not really, but this can fully prove that Emperor Wu liked to seek immortality and beauties!

Don't leave him alone!
If you talk about Liu Che, just talk about Liu Che. Don't bring him up every time!
Sure enough, Liu Che subconsciously trembled every time he heard it. It was not without reason.

Wuduyu: No, that’s not the case. Besides, didn’t you say that the Queen Mother of the West is not beautiful? Emperor Wu should look down on it, right?
Yu Yusning: That makes sense! And to be honest, this is definitely a rumor. As a socialist bluebird, we should pay attention to prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony!
I didn’t think about using this online name first: Agreed! And is Dongfang Shuo really so awesome? Why don't I know what political achievements he has?

Do you mean you are polite?

Dongfang Shuo told Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty that the bird was called a blue bird and that it was the messenger of the Queen Mother of the West. She came specifically to report that the Queen Mother of the West would be coming soon.

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Of course, the person involved was more shocked than Ying Zheng, Liu Che.

This is a sign that he will be unlucky!

Pay attention, this woman's name is Xiaomei: No, shouldn't the focus be on "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"? How did the recipe go up?
Hara Nozomi: Hahahahahahahaha! The recipes are so authentic!
Who in the clouds sent me a brocade letter: Agree! But seriously, hasn’t Brother Zheng experienced such outrageous things before? He has received aliens!
Qin Dynasty
Ying Zheng looked at the phrase 'receiving aliens' and was speechless.

Once Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was fasting in front of the Chenghua Hall and saw a blue bird flying from the west and landing on the Chenghua Hall.

Every time before the Queen Mother of the West arrives, a blue bird always comes first to deliver messages.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very surprised when he saw this, and asked Dongfang Shuo why.

Isn’t his Changpinghou delicious?

Just speechless!
Liu Che's face was full of resentment, and he really didn't ask Dongfang Shuo all the questions!
He still prefers to ask Wei Qing than Dongfang Shuo!

My charming and short-lived ancestor: I’ll go! That is to say, there is really a lot of sexy news about Emperor Wu!

That is to say, I have never seen this Queen Mother of the West before!
And what is pornographic news?
I'm really not the kind of person who can't help but see a beautiful woman!
And also blasphemous?
He doesn’t have this ability either!
And is his quest for immortality so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people?
Why does everyone have to mention it?

Why ask an old man?
Ah ah ah ah ah!

Tianmu, stop spreading rumors!
If you do this again, I will really get angry!
Liu Che was very angry, and the consequences, well, there were no consequences.

Liu Che got angry and angry ε=(o｀ω′)ノ, Tang Dynasty
Li Shimin looked at the comment area and laughed.

That is to say, Emperor Qin and Emperor Wu of Han actually had such outrageous unofficial histories?
Why hasn't he heard of it?

It’s so much fun!

Li Shimin was originally worried about him, but after looking over and over again, he felt relieved when he found that there were only these two people.

That is to say, every time he says that they and I are at risk of being linked together, it is better for him to be cautious.

But seriously, people in later generations are really fun!

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Tang Taizong: Hahahahahaha! That is to say, Emperor Wu, have you really seen the Queen Mother of the West?

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: Haha, Taizong, have you seen your family’s cleverness?

[Liu Che: Come on! Hurt each other! Let’s see who feels more miserable! 】

Tang Gaozu: Well, it’s not impossible. It’s okay to let Gao Ming go back and take a look.

Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty: Wuwuwuwuwu, it’s true that you still love me!

Tang Gaozu: You think too much. The main reason is that you will be embarrassed if you lose.

Tang Taizong:
Emperor Yongle: Hahahahaha! Tang Taizong, you also have today!

Tang Taizong: Haha, Zhu Di, has your father forgive you? Do you laugh at the fifty steps here?

Ming Taizu:? ? ? Why should we blame our son? Tang Taizong, look what you are talking about?
Su Yue didn't know about their lawsuit and said, "Okay, now let's take a look at the next one - Huang Er Chuan Shu!"

"Lu Ji, a famous writer in the Western Jin Dynasty, left his hometown Huating and went to Luoyang to become an official. Since he had not received a letter from his family for a long time, he missed him deeply, so he wrote a letter and put it in a bamboo tube, and then put it around the neck of his family dog ​​"Huang Er", hoping that it would... Sent to my hometown smoothly.

The clever Huang Er arrived at Huating all the way smoothly, and soon returned to Luoyang in time with a letter from his family.

This allusion comes from "Book of Jin·Biography of Lu Ji": Ji has a handsome dog named Huang Er, and he loves it very much.

Now that he has lived in the capital, he has been without a family for a long time, so he wrote a book in a bamboo basket and tied it around his neck. The dog found the road and walked south, then reached his home and returned it to Luo.

This legendary story was not fabricated by the author of "Book of Jin", but was compiled based on the relevant text in "Shu Yi Ji" compiled by Zu Chongzhi of the Southern Dynasties: When Lu Ji was young, he was quite fond of hunting.

In Wu, a guest presented a fast dog named Huang Er.

After the opportunity, Shi Luo will always follow him.

This dog is shrewd and intelligent and can understand human speech.

Ji Ji was an official in the capital, and he had been without a family for a long time... Ji Ji was a book, held in a bamboo tube, and tied around the dog's neck. The dog left the post road and hurried towards Wu.

... His family wrote a reply book and tied it to Dajing... He still galloped back to Luo.

It is quite curious that an ordinary pet dog can travel thousands of miles quickly and deliver letters to relatives accurately.

People say that swan geese can pass messages, but there is also a saying that "yellow ears pass messages", which is called a miracle.

The yellow-eared domestic dog not only had to travel a long distance, but also took a distant and unfamiliar path. It seemed impossible, but Zu Chongzhi wrote it so vividly that it seemed to be true.