History live broadcast: My audience is the ancestors

Chapter 83 Jia Xu Cheng Yu ()

Su Yue watched them finish chatting and said, "Then let's get ready and watch the video!"

My charming and short-lived ancestor: OK, hurry up!

Fuling: +1
I can’t sleep at night: +1
Su Yue started playing the video directly.

Cao Cao: Compared with these two guys, I am a saint!
Cao Cao: The war is at a stalemate, food and grass are in short supply at the front, and a plague breaks out in the army. What should we do?

Jia Xu: This matter can be solved by throwing the corpse across the river with a catapult.

Cao Cao: Get down! Come on, Cheng Yu, what should I do about food and grass?
Cheng Yu: Less than two miles ahead, there is a village with more than a hundred villagers.

Cao Cao: Let me ask you about food and fodder!

Cheng Yu: I told you, there are more than a hundred villagers!
Cao Cao: I would rather be the leader of the world
Jia Xu: I have a plan

Cao Cao: Don’t be too sorry to the people of the world.

Cao Cao: This move will harm the peace of the world.

Jia Xu: It’s okay, as long as it doesn’t hurt Wen He.

Cao Cao: Who is Wen He?
Jia Xu: Wenhe is my character.

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Let’s go and eat some sweets: Haha, Jia Xu’s trick is really amazing! Throwing the corpses over not only solves the plague problem, but also solves the food and grass problem, and also solves the enemy's morale problem. It kills three birds with one stone! Cao Cao's reaction is also cute, "I would rather let the world down than let the world down too much." He is such a contradictory guy. Watching this video made me laugh out loud, and I feel like I have learned historical knowledge again!
Lianlian: Dianwei: I have a plan.

Cao Cao: Oh? Do you have a plan too?
Jia Xu: I also have a plan.

Cheng Yu: I also have a plan.

Cao Cao: Let Dian Wei speak first.

I send my longing to the bright moon: Hahahaha, it should be like this——

Dian Wei: I have a plan

Cao Cao: Do ​​you have a plan?
Bubble gum allergy: Cao Cao: Every time I am unsure about my strategy, I will compare you two and I will be the good guy.
My charming and short-lived ancestor: Hahahaha, you are all Xiuer!
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Su Yue also laughed, and then prepared the next video.

Jia Xu: Your Majesty, I have hundreds of plans.

Cao Cao: There is no plan to destroy the family.

Jia Xu: Don't panic, I still have fifty plans.

Cao Cao: Don't ruin my reputation.

Jia Xu: No problem, I have twenty plans left.

Cao Cao: Do ​​not violate morality.

Jia Xu: Then I have only one plan

Cao Cao: What is it?
Jia Xu: Please invite Cheng Yu
Cao Cao: Change it

Jia Xu: No more.

……

Jia Xu: "Lord, I have a plan."

Cao Cao: "Don't harm Tianhe,"

Jia Xu: "It doesn't matter, as long as it doesn't hurt Wen He."

Cao Cao: "What is Wenhe?"

Jia Xu: "Wen He is me."

...Jia Xu: "I have a plan to make my lord's name go down in history."

Cao Cao: "Good reputation or notoriety?"

Jia Xu: "Don't worry about it."

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Adventures with You: Cao Cao: Where is General Wei?

Dian Wei (IQ 5): Oh, Prime Minister
Xu Chu (IQ 6): What’s wrong, Prime Minister?
Cheng Yu: Prime Minister, I have a plan

Jia Xu: Prime Minister, I also have a plan

Cao Cao: It’s okay. You can go play.
Lianlian: Hahahaha!
Xiaoyao Xing: I don’t think it’s a big deal. After all, one of the two armies can win alone.

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Some netizens are curious, if the fruit box given to Xun Yu was given to Jia Xu, what would he do?
Jia Xu: There is no fruit in the box, and there is no me in Shu.

The box was delivered at noon. Jia Xu arrived in Chengdu in the afternoon and shared a bed with Liu Bei in the evening.

Then he took out a little revenge book
Jia Xu: The last time we were in Wancheng was Cao Ang Dian Wei Jueying

Jia Xu took out a small book, Zhang Liao circled it, Xu Chu crossed it out, Cao Pi crossed it out, Cao Xiu crossed it out, and Zhu Huang Feidian crossed it out.

There is another possibility. Jia Xu showed up at Xun Yu's house that night and said: I have a plan to make the Han people regain their consciousness!
Xiaoyao: Is Cao Cao lighter than Jia Xu? He slaughters cities, robs tombs, eats people and takes other people's wives. What does Jia Xucai do?

Luo Xiao: Impossible. Jia Xu can’t go to Liu Bei’s place. He would rather go to Soochow Rats than Liu Bei’s place.

High transaminase: Liu Bei accepts that no one can accept Jia Xu, Jia Xu is the one who really makes the big man collapse

Yunyun: Jia Xu will not go to Liu Bei's place. Liu Bei will not use him and will most likely hide him, just like Ma Chao. Therefore, Jia Xu should defect to Sun Quan.

Jiuzi: Just a reminder, Jia Xu didn’t become famous until many years after Cao Cao’s death, which means that when Cao Cao was alive, he didn’t know that there was a person named Jia Xu in his country.

Lianlian: Is it fake? The anchor just said that Cao Cao finally re-employed Jia Xu.

Jiuzi: Believe it or not, how could that hypocrite Cao Cao use someone like Jia Xu to harm his reputation? Killing is almost enough.

My charming and short-lived ancestor: That is to say, the anchor is not omnipotent, but these videos are indeed circulated on the Internet, and what she said can be traced on the Internet. If you have solid evidence, then we can, but if you say you don't know Jia Xu, it's probably impossible.

Lian Lian: Yes, even though Jia Xu is King Gou, there is no way Cao Cao doesn’t even know his name.

Siyu: Yes, but only Cao Cao knows what he thinks. What the anchor said is only part of it. If there are other aspects, we also welcome them!

Three Kingdoms period
Cao Cao was a little happy to see his two counselors listed on the list together, but mostly speechless. After all, the ones on the list were not good things.

Although he himself is not a good person.

If Cheng Yu was calm, then Jia Xu was very panicked. After all, he and Cao Cao had a normal relationship.

Moreover, what Jia Xu advocated was Gou, and by making him famous all of a sudden, didn’t this mean that he would be rolled up? This makes him feel very uncomfortable! ! !
Su Yue didn't know Jia Xu's psychological activities, so she just said: "Then let's talk about the story of killing three sages with one shot!"

In 197 AD, Cao Cao, who occupied a large area of ​​land in the north, was very satisfied. At this moment, he was at the peak of his life. However, sometimes it was not just the brain that controlled his behavior. Cao Cao once again committed his old problem of being addicted to his wife.

Being obsessed with sperm, he ignored the dissuasion from his subordinates and forced Zhang Xiu's aunt to have a relationship with him. Zhang Xiu was naturally furious when he learned the news. He recruited troops overnight and launched a mutiny, which is known as the "Battle of Wancheng" in history. Although Cao Cao survived this battle , to say that the thing that Boss Cao regrets most is the Battle of Wancheng, because he slept with Zhang Xiu's aunt, which led to the three sages, General Dian Wei, eldest son Cao Ang, and nephew Cao Anmin.

Su Yue explained: "Why is the Battle of Wancheng the fault of Jia Xu? Because Jia Xu wanted to join Cao Cao's camp, but he was from Zhang Xiu, so he contributed to the Battle of Wancheng."

My charming but short-lived ancestor: In that battle, Cao Cao’s best heir, most loyal general, and his nephew all died.

I send my thoughts to the bright moon: Yes, if Cao Ang is still alive, I can’t imagine how happy Cao Cao would be.

Wuduyi: Even if it’s like this, Jia Xu is still alive. It’s really awesome.

Lian Lian: The problem is that not many people know that he did it.

Yun Xi: Yes, that’s why Jia Xu is a great critic.

(End of this chapter)