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Chapter 129: Angry against the judges.

"Hey! Hey! What's going on?"

Lin Yuan, who was still in a dazed state, looked confused and watched helplessly as he was carried to the stage. Even the photographer was stunned.

However, when he came on stage, the most shocked person was Chen Lin.

Originally, she was very embarrassed because the last contestant was late on the stage.

Just when he was about to endure it no longer, Lin Yuan appeared.

She never expected that Lin Yuan would come on stage. After the shock, she felt warmer in her heart. She thought it was Lin Yuan who came on stage to save her.

He quickly took the microphone and walked over with a smile and asked: "Everyone applaud to welcome our last contestant today."

Wow~~
The scene suddenly burst into applause.

After the applause ended, Chen Lin handed the microphone to Lin Yuan: "Handsome guy, could you please introduce yourself?"

"No more. Do you want to pull?"

"Are you sure you don't want to pull it?"

"You are a lazy Labrador. If you are a lazy Labrador, I will change you to a Labrador."

"Okay, next is the question and answer session. You can ask any question related to Chinese listening. If the judges don't answer it, you can get a prize."

"Zhao Ritian!"

"Whether I pull the Labrador or not depends on whether the Labrador poops a lot when I pull the Labrador."

Lin Yuan looked at the audience, and his heart felt like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.

Although he wanted to turn around, he thought about it and decided to continue acting. He smiled and replied: "My surname is Zhao!"

Who would want to hear this? The judges in the audience quit.

"My Labrador just finished pooping, so he probably won't poop anymore."

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and move on to the next step: "Can you tell me what show you are going to perform today?"

Chen Lin:? ? ?
She was confused by Lin Yuan's brain circuit. She was a little confused and looked quite embarrassed.

"Sing!"

Hearing this, Lin Yuan asked with a weird look on his face: "Isn't this good? They are all crooks after all. I am not bullying them by asking questions."

"Excuse me, in the end, will Lalamoile pull the Labrador?"

Chen Lin also smiled and answered: "Yes, these judges are all university professors and are very familiar with Chinese."

Ok?
Chen Lin was stunned for a moment, what the hell? Isn't your surname Lin?
After a brief daze, her professionalism quickly brought her back to reality and continued to ask: "Zhao what!"

"Okay then." Lin Yuan didn't think much and said casually: "Ask: Master, are you from Lala Lala?"

"If you don't pull it, I will pull it."

He immediately explained: "Contestant, please feel free to ask. Although we are not Chinese, we have all passed the CET-6. Perhaps we are more proficient in Chinese than you."

"Answer: It's Lalamove. What do you want to pull?"

Guest:? ? ?
Studio:? ? ?

Chen Lin:? ? ?
director:? ? ? ?

Senseless!

Everyone present was stunned.

The faces of several judges turned the color of pig liver.

What the hell?
What's wrong with Labrador?

It's pulling from the beginning to the end.

I didn't understand what it was at all.

How to answer this?

The scripts were prepared in advance, why don't you act according to the script now?
When I came up, I threw a tantrum. A few people looked at me and I looked at you, looking at each other in confusion.

In the end, a woman smiled awkwardly: "Contestant, congratulations on winning a prize. We can't answer this question. Can you ask another question?"

Hearing the judges give in, the audience burst into cheers.

Chen Lin also looked strange, with a wry smile.

Lin Yuan smiled and nodded: "Of course, can I continue to ask?"

"Ask, ask." Several judges responded in unison in order to save face.

"Okay, listen up Ang~~"

"Ji Ji, a chicken, chicken is spiny chicken. Soby chicken hungry, Ji Ji and Ji Jiji chicken. Chicken is good, Ji Ji, Ji Ji, rush chicken, rush, Ji Ji urgent , that is, Ji Ji hits the chicken, and the Ji Ji hits a few tricks quickly, and the tricks are broken. The chicken chirps for a few bases, and Ji Ji hits the chicken with her clogs. The chicken is killed, and Ji Ji is excited. This is the record of "Ji Ji Hitting the Chicken."

"This is the homophone of Huaxia. May I ask the judges, what does this article mean?"

At this moment, everyone stared at Lin Yuan with their eyes widened.

I don't know why, but I always feel that his expression seems to be smiling and a little perverted.

Good guy.

Is this a question that humans can come up with? Do you want to hear what you are saying?
Does it sound like you are too beautiful?
All the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1
——[After King Zhou’s efforts, Daji finally became pregnant. One day, Daji was walking in the back garden, tripped over a stone, and had a miscarriage on the spot. King Zhou was very sad and cried loudly: "Ji, your fetus has died, Ji, you have planted a stone and caused the fetus to die." When the ministers heard this, they also sighed: Oh! sad! sad! 】

——[Next time the Chinese teacher dares to say that my spoken English is not standard, I will ask him to read this article to see if he dares to say something about me again. 】

——[Female: Coming? Man: Here we come. Woman: Come on. Man: Here we come. Woman: Are you still coming? Man: Not yet. Are you here? Woman: I’m coming soon. Man: Here I come. Woman: Coming? Man: Here we come. Woman: Are you coming again? Man: Not coming. Woman: If you don’t come, just leave. He’s coming soon. Excuse me, what are they doing? 】

——[After Marco Polo traveled to China, he also went to Indonesia and Thailand. The scenery of the two countries left a deep impression on him, so he planned to write a travelogue called "Remembering the Beauty of Ni Taimei". 】

After listening to Lin Yuan's questions, the scene became completely excited.

All the audience couldn't stop laughing.

The most embarrassing thing was the judges.

A few minutes ago, Lin Yuan asked Lin Yuan questions one by one, saying how proficient he was in Chinese.

As a result, two questions came up, neither of which could be answered.

This makes them feel very humiliated.

One of the little black judges was so angry that in order to regain his position, he deliberately said: "Is this a tongue twister? Only Chinese can twist tongues like this. It's not like English, it's more advanced."

The female Wai Guoren next to her also echoed: "Yes, let me ask you a question, is Chinese difficult?"

"It's not difficult!" The other three replied in unison the next second.

"It only took me three years to learn Chinese, but it took me a lifetime to learn English."

"I actually don't understand why there are such poems in Chinese. It feels too wordy."

Seeing the judges talking and laughing among themselves, the entire audience showed disgust.

Chen Lin was embarrassed and wanted to smooth things over, but found that she didn't know what to say.

Lin Yuan didn't expect these people to be so incapable of fun. You asked me to ask questions, but now they are talking nonsense.

If you speak Chinese, I don’t care, but if you insult Chinese, that’s absolutely not okay!
Just as several judges continued to chatter non-stop, Lin Yuan interrupted directly: "Advanced English? Pretend to be advanced with a defective product. Compared with Chinese, English is rubbish!"

"English has included 61 words from the beginning to now, and new words are still being created, so you have to learn it for a lifetime. That's not because it is difficult, but because it is rubbish."

"There are about 10 Chinese characters in total, but 1000 Chinese characters can cover about 92% of written materials. 2000 Chinese characters cover 98%, and there will not be more and more Chinese characters. The reason why it is simple is that it More Advanced."

The voice just fell.

Suddenly the whole audience burst into applause.

All the audience applauded Lin Yuan from the bottom of their hearts. After all, they are also Chinese.

In the early years, English became a compulsory subject for every student.

Because most people around the world speak English.

However, after these years of changes, some people gradually understand it.

Chinese is more advanced!
And is it really necessary to learn English?

How many people can use it in the future?
Furthermore, if you don’t learn more advanced Chinese and instead learn a shoddy one, isn’t this putting the cart before the horse?
The best thing about Chinese is that there is almost no need to create new words.

Just put two words together to express another meaning, but not in English.

Every time you encounter something new, you have to create a separate vocabulary.

Now it is 61, and it is very likely to become 100 million or even millions in the future.

Is this kind of language really advanced?
Therefore, Lin Yuan's rebuttal left several judges speechless. Looking at the atmosphere at the scene, their faces were extremely ugly.

At the back of the director's room, the staff saw this scene and asked with worry on their faces: "Director, what should I do? Do you want to stop it quickly? If this continues, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it back."

The director stared at the big screen and shook his head gently: "No, continue broadcasting, didn't you see that the popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded 5! And I think what he said is correct!"

On the stage, several judges felt like they were riding a tiger.

They regretted their oral pleasure just now.

But now that the matter has come to an end, how can they endure being scolded by Lin Yuan in their faces? They bite the bullet and reply: "You speak advanced Chinese? Then let me ask you, have you watched "Women's Federation 4"? Iron Man said : love, you, three, thousands. Can I express it in Chinese? "

Hearing this, Lin Yuan laughed angrily on the spot: "Love you three thousand times? Is this called advanced? Translated into Chinese it is Chang Le Wei Young, never forget each other!"

"It can also be that the mandarin ducks and the harp have been together for a thousand years, and the harp and the piano have been in harmony for a hundred years. Isn't this much more beautiful than loving you three thousand times?"

"To praise someone's beauty, you can say in English, you, are, beautiful, but in Chinese, you can say, if you want to compare the West Lake to the West, it is always better to put on light makeup and heavy makeup."

"It can also be said that the hands are like catkins and the skin is like gelatin. It can also be said that the clear water produces hibiscus, which naturally removes the carvings."

"Can you express it in English?"

"I won't go into too much detail. The poem I mentioned before may seem like a tongue twister to you, but Chinese can write a poem with the same pronunciation. Is this something that can be done in English? If you have the ability, you can write a poem with J. Show me the poem."

Facing Lin Yuan's rebuttal and questioning, several judges turned pale.

All of them were like quails, sitting there motionless.

There was a round of applause.

Today's trip was really worthwhile and I saw a different show.

Even the director backstage couldn't help but praise: "This guy is awesome. He is a professional in criticizing people. I have long wanted to beat these guys. He is so good at Chinese."

(End of this chapter)