This mixed martial arts is not serious

Chapter 13: That bitch actually wants to kill me
The lanky man woke up slowly. As soon as he woke up, the man quickly looked around with caution. Such a reaction was obviously that he was an old man.

Especially when he saw Luo Yang in front of him.

A pair of slender pupils shrank instantly, and he subconsciously wanted to use Qinggong to retreat, but as soon as he moved his internal energy... he found that he didn't move.

Internal energy cannot function.

It was as if someone had blocked the circulation route of his internal energy.

The slender man had a lot of experience in the world of martial arts, and he immediately understood that someone had tapped his acupuncture points.

But he didn't panic.

Because he also hides a "Jade Phosphorus Snake" that he carefully cultivated. This snake is not only highly poisonous, but also can be controlled by himself. As long as he uses a little trick later, he can seduce the man in front of him with just one bite. You can fight back with all your might.

He has succeeded in this trick countless times in the past. It can be said that he has tried it repeatedly...

Ugh?
No, where is my snake?

Where did the jade phosphorus snake that was so big and long like mine go?

"Don't panic, don't panic."

"It doesn't matter if the snake is gone. I still have poison and hidden weapons in my clothes. As long as I can find the opportunity, I can still kill..."

Su!
Just as the slender man was silently comforting himself, a gust of cool wind suddenly blew in from the window, making him shiver.

It was this shiver that made the lanky man realize that something was wrong.

its not right!
Why do you feel so cold?
He subconsciously looked down and saw a fluffy bird. The lanky man was completely dumbfounded.

"Something seems to be wrong. Where are my clothes?"

It was only then that the slender man suddenly realized that he had been stripped naked at some point, and not even a pair of underwear was left for him.

Not only that
A faint chill came from the top of his head. The lanky man raised his eyelids and looked up, only to find that it was refreshing.

He even has no hair.

Looking again at the strong hemp ropes tied up all over his body, the lanky man was completely confused.

Thinking about the Jade Snake God King who has been wandering around the world for so many years, what scenes have he not seen before?

But he had really never seen this scene today.

"With this treatment, am I breaking the rules of heaven?"

Lord Jade Snake couldn't help but recall his past. Although he had killed people, set fires, robbed, and stolen... all in the past, he was really just a robber. Was he so heinous?
"you're awake?"

At this moment, a clear voice came from the front: "Now that you're awake, let's talk about it! Your name, age, and why did you sneak into my longevity shop?"

Bi Snake God Lord looked up and saw that the person who spoke was the owner of the longevity shop that he had not taken seriously before. Thinking of the other person's previous behavior of lighting incense and his inexplicable fainting later, Bi Snake God Lord Lord Snake God still doesn't know what happened.

"I didn't expect that one day I'd be hunting geese all day long, and one day my eyes would be pecked out by geese. It's really ridiculous, ridiculous! Well, since everything has fallen into your hands, there's nothing more to say. If you want to kill or behead me, it's up to you. Convenience."

Lord Jade Snake sighed, looking quite tough.

Luo Yang admired such toughness, so he said: "Okay, then I will help you."

Say it.

Luo Yang raised his hand to slap it down.

Seeing that his Heavenly Spirit Cap was about to be slapped away with a palm, all the hardness in the Lord Jade Snake disappeared in an instant, and his expression changed drastically: "Wait a minute, are you really not curious at all? I still have a big secret with me. ·······”

"What, the big secret?"

Before the Lord Jade Snake finished speaking, he was interrupted by Luo Yang's glaring eyes.

"good."

Seeing Luo Yang stop, Lord Jade Snake also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

This is right.

This should be the reaction of a normal person!

So he continued: "The secret is..."

Bang!
Before the Lord Jade Snake could finish his words again, he saw a big hand falling from the sky, and smashed his Tianling Cap with one palm.

The rest of the words of Lord Jade Snake came to an abrupt end. He stared at Luo Yang in front of him with his eyes wide open, as if he couldn't believe it. Everyone's doubts finally turned into three words: "Why..." ···What?”

Pfft!
After saying the last word "what", the Lord Jade Snake completely lost his breath, leaving only a pair of eyes full of confusion and unblinking eyes.

Seeing the body of Lord Jade Snake falling down, Luo Yang let out a long breath and whispered: "Fortunately, I killed him quickly and didn't let him finish what he said. That bitch actually wanted to murder me. That's a big secret of yours Really? You are obviously in big trouble."

"Ha~~tui!" Still uneasy after the murder, Luo Yang spat fiercely at the body of the Green Snake Lord.

He has never been a curious person.

Being afraid of trouble is one thing.

But the more important thing is "lazy".

Not to mention pursuing secrets, since awakening to the "mystery in the womb", Luo Yang now doesn't even bother to move except for practicing martial arts most of the time.

In addition to being curious about martial arts, his biggest wish in this life is to guard his longevity material shop, collect the corpses of several martial arts masters, and practice martial arts.

From then on, he wasted his time, eating and waiting to die.

If the strength is sufficient in the future.

He might go to the arena to have a look, but it would only be for a look, and he would never venture into it.

After all, traveling in the world sounds tiring and dangerous.

Two lives are human beings.

One of Luo Yang's greatest strengths is that he has sufficient self-awareness.

The so-called "secret".

In Luo Yang's opinion, that thing can be equated with "danger".

The bigger the secret, the bigger the danger.

To say that Luo Yang has enough strength now, maybe he might also mix in this so-called "secret" a little bit.

But does he have it now?

He has a hair.

Not even one.

If you put your hands into the "big secret" at this time, isn't that just seeking death?
"It's really unlucky for you to step on a horse!~~tui!"

Luo Yang spat at the body of Lord Jade Snake God again.

Then he quickly began to dispose of the other party's body. It was obvious that this guy would not receive any good treatment. Luo Yang directly dug a hole and buried it, and then harvested a ball of "life essence".

This is normal.

After all, Lord Jade Snake died at the hands of Luo Yang. In a sense, they were enemies. For such a "guest", no matter how grand the funeral was, Luo Yang would not get any good feedback.

So Luo Yang didn't bother to bother.

After that, he began to check the items carried by Lord Green Snake. Although he had acted quickly enough just now and prevented the other party from telling the secret immediately, Luo Yang still had an ominous premonition for some reason.

There are not many relics on the other party's body.

There were more than three hundred taels of silver notes in total, several bottles and cans, a sleeve arrow, and a "golden book page" with complex patterns carved on it.

Of course there can be no trouble with the banknotes.

The monetary system of the Ming Kingdom was:

1 tael of gold = 10 taels of silver.

1 tael of silver = 10 coins.

1 money = 100 Wen.

The total annual expenses of an ordinary farmer's family of three in the Ming Kingdom was only about five or six taels of silver.

As the only longevity material shop in Qixia Town, [Luoji longevity material shop]'s net profit from marketing in one year is only about 20 to 30 taels of silver.

Look at it this way.

More than three hundred taels of silver notes is indeed not a small amount, but it is only for ordinary people.

For people in the world, more than 300 taels of silver notes are just pocket money. If the troubles caused by the Blue Snake Lord were really caused by these 300 taels of silver notes, then Luo Yang would admit it.

Several bottles and jars were inspected and most of them contained poisons. Although they were rare, they were not precious.

There is nothing unusual about sleeve arrows.

Then the "big secret" mentioned by Lord Jade Snake God is most likely that "golden page".

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(End of this chapter)