I am a fairy in the world of mortals

Chapter 248 Seeing All the Jade Flowers in One Day
In Yujing City, all the famous restaurants dragged carts of fine wine to the square outside the Suzaku Gate of the imperial city.

In the square, Li Lang half-lay on a recliner, opened a jar of wine, put it in front of his nose to sniff it, and then took a sip.

"The aroma is acceptable, the taste is average, I'd rate it as medium-low...still needs to work harder!" After saying that, Li Lang put down the jar of wine and stretched out his hand to summon another jar of wine.

“The aroma is moderate, the taste is a little spicy, but it is still smooth in the throat, medium!”

"Rich aroma, unique taste, um... is it medicinal wine? It has a tonic effect as well, above average!"

Li Lang tasted the wine one jar after another. If he encountered a wine that tasted average, he would just take a sip. If he encountered a wine that tasted good, he would take a few more sips, but the jar was never empty.

This also made the restaurant owners who sent wine sigh.

You know, not long ago, Li Lang drank a jar of willow flower wine from Changliu Restaurant, and he wrote down the poem 'The wind blows the willow flowers and the whole store is filled with fragrance, Wu Ji presses the wine and urges the guests to taste it' on the spot. For a while, Changliu Restaurant, which was originally just an ordinary restaurant in Yujing City, immediately became famous in Yujing.

Even those who don't like wine will go and try it and experience the same fine wine as the exiled immortal.

At this time, Li Lang was undoubtedly the top influencer in the live streaming industry. All major restaurants sent him wine, and they were willing to pay him a large sum of money if he was willing to write poems to help promote the product.

However, among the dozens of restaurants that sent wine to Li Lang, only three of them received a high evaluation and were mentioned in poetry.

Such a big commotion, of course, attracted many people to watch the fun.

After discovering that the protagonist of the incident was Li Lang, the mood of watching the fun became even more intense. Some people even left to call their friends and then came back to watch the show together.

Snapped!
Suddenly, the wine jar broke into pieces, and a sweet smell of wine overflowed from the broken parts of the jar.

The person who broke the wine jar was a middle-aged boss who was dressed rather simply. He was originally at the end of the line and was often cut in line by restaurants that came later.

There are also different levels in the restaurant industry. Those who do not have strong background or insufficient capital will always be bullied.

The boss was obviously worried that Li Lang would not continue to taste the wine after drinking too much, so he had a sudden idea and broke the wine jar, intending to use the aroma of the wine to attract Li Lang.

Li Lang sniffed, then laughed, "Interesting! Interesting! They actually want to use a special poisonous herb as an initiator to make the originally bitter and sour wine taste good and authentic."

As he spoke, he snatched another jar of wine from the boss's arms, broke the seal and poured it into his mouth.

"It's really a good wine! The toxicity of the poisonous grass is actually neutralized by the original sourness, producing a wonderful reaction."

"This wine should be rated as excellent. Drinking more will not harm your health."

After that, he clapped his hands and sang: "The glass bell is thick with amber, and the wine in the small trough is red with pearls."

Upon hearing this, the middle-aged shopkeeper immediately danced with excitement.

But seeing that Li Lang did not finish the poem, but just stopped there, he could not help but walk out and bowed deeply to Li Lang: "Exiled Immortal! May I ask if there are any more verses to come?"

Li Lang smiled and said, "Of course! But there's not enough wine... wine alone would be a bit boring."

As soon as these words were spoken, some restaurant owners who had been prepared for this immediately laughed out loud.

One of them pushed away the middle-aged boss in plain clothes and said loudly, "Exiled Immortal! Xiaolou specially invited Miss Mingni from Biyulou to serve wine."

"Oh!" Li Lang's eyes lit up.

He hasn't heard any ditty since returning to Yujing!

Moreover, the two words "Ming Ni" are very meaningful!
I think when singing loudly, it may be like crying and complaining, gentle and melodious, lingering in the ears for three days, without stopping.

Immediately, a young girl, who was already dressed neatly and beautifully, came over in a sedan chair, holding a pipa and a wine cup in her hand.

Li Lang took the wine, hugged the beauty, and drank it heartily.

"The wine is okay, but the person... is great!"

"How about singing a song?" Li Lang asked with a smile.

The girl nodded slightly, and then she didn't care how Li Lang's fingers moved, she just stroked the pipa and sang. She sang the new piece that Li Lang had written when he returned to the city.

The sound was indeed very pleasant to hear, and as Li Lang's fingertips slid towards a more delicate and sensitive area, a tingling sensation took on a tingling feel in the deliberately sad sound.

"Exiled Immortal! Our shop has invited Miss Fengling from the Yulou. Her slender waist dance is the best in the world!"

"Exiled Immortal! The one we hired is Miss Taohong from Wanhua Tower. She is good at playing the crocodile drum..."

The restaurant owners began to take action.

The restaurant owner who had originally thought of smashing the wine was once again squeezed out of the core circle and stood outside, feeling both bitter and happy.

The happiness lies in that I finally got a sentence.

Just this one line of poetry, hanging it at the door, is enough to make a lot of money for at least several years to come.

Of course he felt bitter, because he was the one who was appreciated at the beginning, but now these shameless colleagues have taken away the limelight. If the poem was completed, it would be shared by everyone and it would be difficult for him to have it all to himself.

But in a moment, Li Lang's area was crowded with beautiful girls.

It is really like a sea of ​​flowers that are so numerous that they dazzle the eyes.

"Exiled Immortal! Have you finished this poem?" someone in the crowd asked loudly.

Li Lang replied: "Cooking dragons and roasting phoenixes, the jade fat weeps, the gauze curtains and embroidered curtains surround the fragrant wind. Blowing dragon flutes, beating crocodile drums, white teeth singing, slender waists dancing. Moreover, the days of youth are about to end, and the peach blossoms fall like red rain."

As he spoke, he slipped into the arms of a generous and wealthy young lady, holding a leather cup in both hands, her skin as white as snow and the wine as blood.

Fine wine, beautiful women, banished immortals...all the eye-catching elements are gathered together, and the square is crowded with people.

And this drinking spree was not a brief one, but continued for three days.

The wine jars beside Li Lang had been piled up like a small mountain, and the beauties accompanying him had been replaced one after another.

In the past, Li Lang always thought about picking up the sword, riding the horse, opening the gate and digging the waves.

However, now, he prefers to quietly appreciate beauties, watching them pleasing to the eye, but no longer insists on possessing them.

Sometimes, not getting something is also a kind of enjoyment.

The beauty created by such a distance will not gradually collapse because of seeing a more detailed "true appearance".

In the palace, Huangfu Qian and Yu Ruyi, who originally regarded Li Lang's behavior as a monkey show, were a little absent-minded at this moment.

Three full days had passed since Li Lang said he would conquer them within a month.

Although they did not believe that Li Lang could do it, they felt a little uncomfortable when they saw that Li Lang did nothing but indulge in wine and sex.

Although they have high status and powerful abilities, they are still human beings, women after all.

If it's someone they don't care about, then they won't take anything they do to heart.

Only Li Lang is a little different.

At least, he was the only one who dared to say to their faces that he wanted to put Huangfu Neixiang and Empress Yu Ruyi together, but he was not beaten to death. This already surpassed everyone else and was destined to leave a mark in their hearts.

"Hmph! Just a trivial little trick." Huangfu Qian's eyes were sharp and she saw through some of Li Lang's thoughts.

Yu Ruyi put down the memorial in her hand, thought for a moment, and picked it up again, but she said casually, "It's so noisy and unsightly, clean it up!"

Huangfu Qian smiled happily: "Okay! I'll let the Jiaolong Guards do the job right away!"

(End of this chapter)