Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 242 Confession
Malu slept in another dimension for three full hours before coming back this time, so he was in good spirits.

He played games in the living room for a while, and then received a call from sales around 3 o'clock, saying that he was almost at the gate of the community.

So Malu tidied up, put the ingredients into a collection bag, and went downstairs with Lao Wang.

When they left the gate of the community, they saw a black D9 EV600 parked on the side of the road.

The salesman in a suit immediately came up to him with a smile on his face, "Are they Mr. Ma and Mr. Wang?"

Malu nodded, "Are you Xiao Zhang?"

"Hey, it's me." The salesman named Xiao Zhang shook hands with Ma Lu and said enthusiastically, "I will be responsible for Mr. Ma's door-to-door test drive today. The one we test drive today is the D9 EV600 flagship version.

"The process is like this. I will introduce the car to you and Mr. Wang first, including various configurations and functions. Then you can get in the car and experience it statically. Then we will hit the road. I will drive the first half and you will drive the second half. , what do you think?”

"Nothing wrong."

"Okay, let's get in the car first. If you're tired, give me your driver's license. Electronic one is fine too."

After Ma Lu handed over his driver's license and signed the test drive agreement, he and Lao Wang got into the D9 and started the test drive.

It changed the topic, "The good news is that I haven't heard of any kittens being killed by Erguotou, so I think our group should be immune to this thing."

However, when Malu walked up to it and tried to stretch out his hand to test its breath, Mr. Hairball jumped up from the ground again, mumbling in his mouth.

Ma did not forget to promise Wei Jingyan, and after getting off the car, he went to the rental house in the community to find Mr. Mao Tuan.

"Who, who is going to steal my Erguotou?!"

Malu's first reaction was that the cat had finally drunk itself to death, because it really looked like it had died, and even its chest no longer heaved.

"You thought I was dead? No, I was just taking a nap. Well, it's not your fault. I wouldn't say every cat looks dead when he takes a nap, but a lot of us do. It looked like he was dead."

At least the service is really good, but this thing actually depends on the person. Different stores of the same brand or even different sales in the same store may have completely different service attitudes.

"Anyway, I'm glad you're still alive," Ma Lu said. "In addition, about your master Wei Jingyan... I have some new news here."

"No one is snatching your Erguotou," Ma Lu said, "I just thought something happened to you and came over to check."

Since Ma Lu had not driven a car since getting his license, he touched the steering wheel for the first time and drove slowly. He was often berated by cars behind him. Fortunately, he finally arrived at the Infinite Universe Cafeteria safely.

When he opened the door to the second bedroom, he saw the Ragdoll cat holding an empty wine bottle, lying motionless on the marble floor of the rental house.

Mr. Hairball paused, "Some of them even died, which is too bad. But..."

The pungent smell of liquor still lingers on the ground.

Since this test drive was relatively short, only twenty minutes, Xiao Zhang also volunteered that he could do it again in the evening and drive back from here.

"She is not my master. I told her that I prefer to call her the intermittent companion working monkey, but it doesn't matter. What did that crazy woman say again?"

"She said she couldn't live without you... She couldn't sleep well every night after you disappeared, thinking about you all the time. In fact, she didn't seem to be in a good state this week." Ma Lu said, "She was in a state of confusion. It’s like The Walking Dead.”

"Ha, I'm not surprised at all." Mao Tuan said, "On the surface, it seems that she is making money outside to support me, but in fact, I have been supporting the family." "Without me, that woman would still have to go out to work and pay the bills. The rent, endless overtime work, being scolded by my boss, and intrigues with colleagues, but my existence makes it all meaningful.

"She can deceive herself that all this is for me. I am like a ray of light in her tragic life, a little angel with wings."

As Mr. Hairy Ball spoke, he lay down and licked the liquor on the floor, "But I am just a middle-aged drunkard lost in a different world, and she is just a young social animal.

"We are all crazy, no, it may be that the world is crazy, otherwise why more and more young people can't find the meaning of their existence... Sorry, I seem to have digressed.

"I do have that kind of disease all the time, the kind that turns into a philosopher talking endlessly when I drink too much. Please help me bring a message to Xiaoyan, tell her that I am not high enough and don't want to go back."

Ma Lu said, "She also said that she would marry you if you could speak."

"What? I'm just a kitten. I can't marry a monkey. Wait... I think I did say that I wanted to marry her before. Did I drink too much at that time?"

Mr. Hairball finally stopped licking the remaining liquor on the floor and began to think seriously.

"Marriage is like a trap for men."

"I agree." Ma Lu said.

"I agree."

"Uh...that's what you said."

"No, I mean I agreed to her proposal." Mr. Mao Tuan said, "I have been away from home for a while, and it's almost time to go back. Don't worry, I can come to your store after I get married. Work."

"What made you change your mind?" Malu asked curiously.

"I don't know. I'm a kitten. Kittens are difficult to figure out. Sometimes I even fight with my tail. But in the end, we have been living together for almost a year."

Mr. Hairball sighed, "I don't want to see her sad. If she can't continue to live without me, then I can only come back to her and continue to play her little angel and cheer her up.

"But we have to find out first if she still wants to castrate me. I definitely don't want to lose my little brother."

"Let's do this," Ma Lu thought for a while and said, "You go back with me after the store closes tonight. I can take you home. Then Lao Wang and I will wait outside the door. If Xiaoyan wants to be castrated You, as long as you shout out, we will rush in and snatch you back.

"I have now mastered a very powerful knife-throwing skill, and I don't have many opponents in this dimension."

"That sounds good, then I'll go back with you tonight."

Mr. Mao Tuan nodded, "I will confess my identity and origins to Xiaoyan face to face. If everything goes well, we may go directly to get the certificate."

"This is definitely not possible." Ma Lu said, "The Civil Affairs Bureau does not accept cats."

"Then let's have a simple engagement ceremony first. I have to get a pair of rings." Mr. Mao Tuan said to himself, "I can go to the house next door from the window sill to look for it."

"That's theft. If you really plan to confess your love tonight, I can lend you some money first."

(End of this chapter)