Universe Infinite Canteen.

Chapter 410 If you are unhappy, drink water
Malu walked around the town but didn't meet Zhen Ye's puppy. The latter was hunting in the wild and couldn't get back to the city for a while.

But I did see another strange guy.

If it weren't for the ID above the guy's head, Malu would have almost mistaken him for a new NPC in town.

The main thing is that his appearance is a bit... difficult to evaluate.

Because there was a rumor circulating in the forum some time ago that one could unlock a hidden identity by shaping oneself into a dog, and with the example of Zhen Ye, many players actually shaped themselves into dogs at the beginning of the game.

However, they later discovered that the NPCs in the town did not treat them differently.

In addition, puppies are smaller than humans and are not naturally able to carry heavy loads, which would make them less efficient in picking up the black mud. As a result, gradually no one pinched the dogs anymore.

Most of those who played dogs before also felt regretful, but fortunately, death in this game is equivalent to deleting the character.

So those people deposited their few belongings with their friends, chose to commit suicide, and were reborn as human skeletons.

However, when Malu met a player with the ID "Drink Water When You're Unhappy", he did the opposite. He neither behaved like a human nor a dog, but instead turned himself into a skeleton horse.

The millipede was in the middle of the road and looked unhappy so he drank water, while the one who was unhappy drank water while looking at the millipede.

After a moment, Malu spoke first, "Brother, can I ask why you pinched yourself into this shape?"

If you are unhappy, just drink water and scratch your hooves.

"You're not the first person to ask me this, and you won't be the last. But it's so annoying. It's too troublesome to answer them one by one. Why don't I post a thread on the forum and answer all the questions at once?"

“But there will still be people who don’t read the post and will ask you.” Malu reminded.

"You're right." He looked a little annoyed because he drank water when he was unhappy, but he still answered Malu's question later.

“Bones are a resource.”

"what?"

“I said that in this game, bones are a resource, just like equipment, and there are different colors, and white is the lowest and least valuable.

"But even so, if you want white bones, you either have to go out and kill monsters, or buy them from NPCs. There is only one way to get white bones for free."

"When you're creating a character on the initial interface?"

"Yes."

If you are unhappy, drink water and shake your horse's head. "So the best strategy is very simple. Players should use as many bones as possible when creating characters. The more you use, the more free stuff you get.

"The bones I used to make the horse are five times the initial human skeleton, which means I spent four times more initial resources than the average player."

"Wow, that sounds reasonable." Malu said, "But why don't you make it bigger, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex or something, wouldn't that be more profitable?"

"Too big won't work," he said unhappily, "I've tried it before. If it's too big, it's inconvenient to move, and it's hard to dodge when attacked. A horse is just right. It can carry a lot of weight and runs fast. I'm going to open a horse business next."

"Ah? Being ridden?"

“Well, I haven’t figured out how to charge, but it should be full price for male players, and half price for female players if they are willing to chat.

“I can also help carry the goods. The backpacks in this game are very expensive, and there is a risk of losing them when you take them out. Although some players have already opened a retrieval service, the price is not cheap.

"So I think there should still be a market for being a pack horse."

Malu couldn't help but stand in awe. After hearing the explanation about drinking water when unhappy, his originally funny image of a skeleton horse actually became taller in Malu's heart.

There is no shortage of great players among the players.

Over there, Boss Hu and his companions brought their experience in managing a factory into the game, bringing out the players' organizational advantages, while over here, "Drink Water If You're Unhappy" brought into play the imagination of civilian players and boldly developed... their own bodies.

The mount system that Malu originally planned to launch in version 3.0 was implemented two major versions ahead of schedule.

And he succeeded in getting some money from those stingy people like Baldy. Show, too much show! The show of Tihuazhixiu!!!

After drinking water when unhappy, he invited Malu to join the horse business he was about to open, and said that he could provide face-pinching guidance services.

But Malu politely declined.

Malu continued to wander around the town and discovered many players with distinctive looks.

For example, he saw a Skeleton Gundam that was twice as big as the one that drank water when he was unhappy.

He looks majestic, but unfortunately the cannon barrel and bone sword on his body are just decorations.

In actual combat, he is very rare, not even as good as an ordinary skeleton, which leads to him being able to move around in the town and provide photo-taking services to other players.

In addition, Millipede also met a little genius who installed a propeller on his back in an attempt to increase his flying ability.

There are also those who swap the positions of their buttocks and heads, trying to deceive the monsters and hide their weaknesses...

However, in just one week, many players have already mastered this face-shaping system.

Malu also collected a wave of feedback from everyone and decided to add a one-click appearance memory function in subsequent updates.

This way, when you die and are reborn, you don't have to pinch your face again.

Especially for someone like Gundam who has been creating characters for the whole day, this function is a necessity, otherwise the cost of death would be too high.

When Anqi finished the live broadcast, Malu had just finished the inspection and received a transfer reminder.

Malu took a look and found that the amount was as high as 500 million, and the note was meal expenses. He immediately lost his sleepiness.

At this time, Anqi's message on WeChat also came.

——It’s really really really really cool!!!

--What?
Malu replied.

——It feels so good to beat the haters head-on! ! ! !

An Qi was obviously still excited and typing very quickly.

——Hello, hello, did you watch the live broadcast just now?
——I see, you performed well.

——More than good, I’m simply awesome, even more handsome than those protagonists in the Tik Tok skits and online novels!

——Is that so? But no matter how I look at you, you seem to be crying out of grievance.

——You don't understand, this is a case of first criticizing and then praising. The crooked-mouthed Dragon King was even scolded by his mother-in-law, but precisely because of this, he felt even happier when the Dragon King returned!
Anqi continued.

——This time, thanks to your timely help, I was able to vent my anger.

——You’re welcome. This matter is related to me. If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t have been caught lip-syncing.

Malu Road.

——Hey, then I really won’t be polite to you. From today on, we are all grasshoppers on the same rope.

--Um?

——I boasted during the live broadcast that my singing skills have improved greatly, so from now on I can’t leave your singer sandwich.

——That five million is my meal expenses, I’ll pay you first.

(End of this chapter)