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Chapter 412 I am not good at understanding
Chapter 412 I am not good at understanding
The mixed-race beauty was amused by these words.
What the hell is this? It depends on your comprehension. They are teaching you martial arts skills.
But the next moment, the millipede rushed out from the snow path like an arrow.
The cold wind blew in his face, making his jacket rustle.
The millipede kept accelerating, overtaking the tourists one after another in front of it, drawing strange and coquettish arcs on the snow trail.
I saw him arranging the characters in a single line, then in big characters, and he looked very relaxed and carefree.
Coach Mei, who was originally waiting to see a joke, suddenly widened his eyes and realized that things were not simple.
After the initial simple test, Malu also felt the powerful force that the combination of the three vegetables brought to his body.
At this time, he hadn't even used one tenth of his ability, so Malu decided to make it a little more difficult for himself.
He first jumped up from the ground, did a front flip to warm up his lower body, then pushed hard again, this time jumping directly three meters high.
The millipede completed three turns in the air and landed easily on the ground.
This scene stunned all the skiing tourists around. Two of them even forgot to control the direction and just crashed into each other and hugged each other tightly.
However, this was just the beginning. Millipede continued to increase his intensity, this time performing two consecutive side flips, a 720-degree turn in the air, and a perfect landing.
After completing the set of movements with ease, Malu even had time to adjust his collar in the air and help the fat boy correct his posture.
Wang Zhuangzhuang was also stunned this time, and showed the same big-mouthed expression as the Zambian fisherman who has recently gone viral online.
As for Coach Mei, a professional, he was so shocked that he took five steps back, his head full of question marks.
???
No, can you jump over the slope of this beginner's track?
This wasn't the kind of takeoff that used the help of a diving platform, but rather a human using his knees to push himself and his ski gear up from the ground.
Is this really something a human can do? ! !
Just when the mixed-race beauty was still doubting her life, Millipede came up with a new idea.
Suddenly he raised his left foot, let one end of the ski touch the ground, then lifted one foot off the ground and started spinning like a ballerina, spinning more than 60 times in one breath, bringing up a string of crystal snowflakes.
Then he jumped up, clapped his feet four times in the air, and then landed gracefully.
Just as the millipede fell back to the ground, Wang Zhuangzhuang also heard the sound of something falling behind him.
When I turned around, I found that Coach Mei had collapsed to the ground.
She was startled and quickly ran over with Yu Yitong to help the mixed-race beauty up.
"Coach Mei, Coach Mei, are you okay? Do you want to call a doctor?"
“No, no…” Coach Mei muttered with dull eyes.
Wang Zhuangzhuang put his ear closer and heard the word "maybe" she said afterwards.
The mixed-race beauty just kept lying on the ground like Xianglin Sao, repeating in despair, "This is impossible, this is impossible! How can this be possible?"
Wang Zhuangzhuang misunderstood and consoled her, "It's okay, Coach Mei, you can practice slowly."
"Is this something a human can practice?!" Coach Mei was so excited that he swore unusually.
"Look, is this something a human can do? Besides him, who else in this world can do it? Damn it, why would there be such a person?
“Woo woo woo woo, I spent so much time learning to ski, suffered so much, and broke my bones several times, but I can’t even see his taillights.
"Forget it, why should I go skiing? I might as well go home and farm." Coach Mei was so emotional that she was about to break her skis. Fortunately, Wang Zhuangzhuang saw that something was wrong and quickly held her hand, "Coach Mei, Coach Mei, calm down. You are a non-agricultural household, and you don't have any land at home. You can't farm if you go back."
"I'm going back to Europe to find my grandmother. She should still have land there." The mixed-race beauty was already disheartened.
"If it doesn't work out, I can still go to Australia, there's more land there. Haha, a loser like me shouldn't have skied in the first place. Farming is my destiny."
"Not really, not really. Coach Mei, don't always compare yourself with those geniuses. It's really too dazzling. You can also look more at us mortals. You are much better than us."
The mixed-race beauty was almost out of breath just now. Her heart was indeed broken and she was a little depressed. However, after being comforted by Wang Zhuangzhuang, she felt much better.
Then he drank the hot tea bought by Yu Yitong, and finally regained his energy and stood up from the ground.
Just as I was about to say something to thank you, I caught a glimpse of a horrifying scene out of the corner of my eye.
After sliding to the bottom of the slope, Malu was impatient to wait in line to take the cable car, so he slid back directly from the foot of the mountain.
I saw his figure going upstream, quickly shuttling through the crowd, faster than those sliding down the mountain, and soon he was almost halfway up the mountain.
Wang Zhuangzhuang also saw this scene and couldn't help but sigh, "These legs are really strong."
Before he could finish his words, the mixed-race beauty next to him rolled her eyes and fainted.
"Hey, Coach Mei, Coach Mei!!! Wake up, don't scare me!"
Malu had already slid up from the foot of the mountain, and then slid in a perfect circle around the three women's backs. Then he stopped and asked Wang Zhuangzhuang, "What happened to her?"
"You stimulated him too much and he fainted." Wang Zhuangzhuang said worriedly, "I'd better go call a doctor."
"No need, she's just pretending." Malu said, "If you don't believe me, try tickling her armpits."
After hearing this, the mixed-race beauty really jumped up from the ground, "Oh, I remembered that I have an appointment with a student, I have to leave when the time comes."
After that, she said to Ma Lu, "You don't have to pay me. I can't teach you. No, I can't learn anything from you. I'm not smart enough. Goodbye."
At the end she remembered the agreement with Malu and changed her words temporarily, but it didn't really matter whether she changed her words or not.
Facts speak louder than words. After watching Malu's performance that was so sexy that it went to outer space, it is self-evident who is the apprentice and who is the master.
"You skate well." Yu Yitong also praised.
"Yeah." Malu responded lightly.
"I never knew you were such a good skier. Will you be participating in the next Winter Olympics?"
"No," Malu said without hesitation, and then added after a pause, "It would be too cruel to others."
"Oh."
If this had been said ten minutes ago, Wang Zhuangzhuang would have definitely thought that this person was pretending again, but now it just sounded reasonable to him.
There's nothing we can do about it. Coach Mei's previous experience is still here. He almost taught people skiing so hard that they had to go to Australia to raise kangaroos.
Competitive sports are really too cruel!
Malu didn't stay for long and nodded to Yu Yitong, "You guys go have fun, I have to go find my friends too."
After saying that, he raised his ski poles and slid up the mountain again.
Wang Zhuangzhuang watched Malu's back disappear on the top of the mountain, and a feeling of awe surged in his heart, and he sighed again.
"Yitong, your ex-boyfriend is so awesome!"
(End of this chapter)
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