Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 245: My Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun is upright and upright (3K)

"Dear, Most High, Great Master, your loyal, humble, and well-behaved servant takes the liberty of paying you an audience and greetings."

The flash of bloody words on the surface of the silver mirror made Ron raise his eyebrows, and then he nodded slightly, very satisfied with the way the mirror pleased him.

"It should come from the Sea of ​​Chaos, old man, you are pretty good at hiding it!"

"Everyone says I'm despicable, and everyone says I'm shameless, but I think you guys are filthier than me. After all, I relied on my ability to resurrect my life, but you go around holding others back and playing tricks!"

"Damn shit!"

However, the essence of this silver mirror did not hide the will of the old God. The moment he took a peek at the silver mirror, he immediately started to curse, appearing extremely aggrieved.

As for who is being scolded, then naturally whoever is scolding him is the one who is scolding him.

Brothers and brothers are connected heart to heart, and you and your brother are playing tricks with each other in the same body. Why would you use such dirty, despicable and despicable methods?

It's no use to me!

Although I don’t know why the narcissist came up with such a thing, it’s okay to scold him!

"hehe."

However, the old Heavenly Lord gritted his teeth, only to be rewarded with two heartless hehes.

This disdainful laughter, which is extremely cold and full of sarcasm, seems to be saying: "If you don't accept it, hit me!"

"Secret, stop farting, I don't need to pay so much attention to dealing with you!"

"Because you are despicable, evil, and shameless, and you can always find loopholes to exploit."

"So...heh, you are not the same as other outer gods in terms of status!"

"And I like the way you can only watch, but have no control over my plan. Everything has been destined, and you are destined."

"Narcissist, stop farting!"

Before the original will finished its slow words, it was rudely interrupted by the will of the Heavenly Lord.

He, 'Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun', finally heard it. This guy was setting a double standard against himself.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see who is despicable and who is shameless!
"Deceive, you are really despicable. You actually used this method to smear the reputation of my original brother. I didn't expect you to have such a plan!"

"He is truly the 'Lord of Mysteries'!"

Hearing Tianzun's explanation of his will, Ron tilted his mouth, pushed up his monocle, and started his favorite thing, Gonghuo. Although it had nothing to do with him, he just liked to watch the fun.

Why don't you say something humane!
Hearing this despicable voice, the old Heavenly Lord was so angry that his Extraordinary Characteristics jumped wildly. At this moment, he seemed to have a deeper understanding of "despicable" and "shameless".

"Fat ball, stop spewing some shit, you two are shameless things, you just want to play some conspiracy tricks, but you still refuse to admit it in the end!"

"Oh, I'm so ashamed to be with you!"

"I, 'Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun', am upright and aboveboard, and will admit whatever I do. How can I be like you two sinister villains, extremely hypocritical, and backstabbing guys!?"

"You are more despicable than despicable, more shameless than shameless. You are obviously very cunning and full of calculations, but you hide in the light, and you shamelessly spread your faith so that your believers can praise you!"

"Bah, disgusting!"

"Bah, vile!"

"Even I can't do such a thing!"

The Heavenly Will opened his mouth and sprayed out, and the spray was extremely smooth, leaving no gaps in words. It is difficult to imagine how wronged He was.

During his lifetime, Old Heavenly Lord has always been the one being scolded, and even the outer gods would scold Him from time to time. However, he did not expect that after death, he could turn against Tiangang and point out others from the high point of morality. point.

Especially these two people are actually His mortal enemies!
This is really thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don’t bully Tianzun to be poor!
"Ah, Wei Mi, you don't have to say anything. I understand everything you said."

When the original will heard the old Tianzun's curse, he said "haha" again and said an ambiguous sentence.

This technical "ambiguity" and "hesitancy to speak" are grasped just right, leaving ample room for imagination and extremely subtle psychological guidance.

He is worthy of being the top “psychiatrist”!
I understand your grandma’s legs! I understand!

Those words that left him completely and irresponsibly made the old Tianzun's head explode with anger, and his tentacles were tied into a tight knot. He didn't hesitate and immediately roared:
"What do you know? You know how you can do bad things without telling me!? Narcissist, you are really despicable and dirty."

"Oh, it's urgent, it's urgent, are you trying to cover up something?"

As the saying goes, "Those who have wronged you know better than you how wronged you are." This is exactly the case for the blond boy. Although his words are plain and indifferent, only the old God can understand the yin and yang in them.

And these words that also left him clean were even more excessive, and he actually put the shit basin directly on the head of His 'Fusheng Xuanhuang Tian Supreme'.

Trying to cover up something, why don’t I know what I’m trying to cover up! ?

The topic is obviously that my righteous Lord of Mysteries condemns you despicable things, but why does it turn into me starting to defend! ?
I didn’t even admit it when I was riding a horse! ! !

Tianzun's will suddenly felt a magical power that reversed the current situation, just like an old saying in the Western Continent.

The arms cannot twist the thighs. Of course, Emperor Russell also said it, but the will of Heaven knows this in more detail, because he has often used this method to deal with those foreign gods and narcissists who are close at hand.

"It turns out that this is how wisdom and authority are used."

"But...can't you learn something good from me?"

At this moment, the old Tianzun had a clear understanding. He suddenly stopped being angry. Instead, he glanced at the two "all-knowing beings" in one body with a "eye" that hates iron.

The look in His eyes seems to say, you have been severely injected with my pollution!
As soon as the words of Tianzun's will fell, the atmosphere in the entire small theater suddenly came to a standstill. Neither of the two guys who were very face-conscious dared to speak out first, for fear that they would be labeled as "despicable", "shameless" and other negative labels.

"Ah"

"Shut up!"

"shut up!"

Before the old Heavenly Lord could utter his sarcasm, Ron and the Original Will immediately roared. The former quickly checked himself to avoid being contaminated by some unclean and disgusting things, while the latter quickly retracted into the corner to avoid being caught by that disgusting thing. "Loophole hunters" find opportunities to retaliate.

After checking for a long time, the blond boy let out a long sigh of relief.

Because his lovely Ron Sotos was not stained by some slippery tentacles.

The blond boy's pupils swayed slightly, unilaterally blocking the will of the Heavenly Lord who was slandering them and spitting shit.

His great "infinite wisdom" never fights an unprepared battle!

"Deacon, are you okay!?"

At this moment, the members of the Heart of Machinery quickly helped Ikanser Bernard up.

The deacon strengthened his faith with his own actions, and also touched the hearts of other members of the Heart of Machinery.

"Cough, cough, I'm fine, just take it easy."

Mr. Deacon immediately sat up and immediately looked at Arrodes who was sitting on the desk and the blond boy who was looking at the silver mirror.

"Little guy, this is a 'magic mirror' that can answer all questions. I don't mind if you use it if you are interested!"

According to Arrods's bad character, once I ask it questions, I'm afraid it will reveal extremely important information about itself. At that time, there will be no need for me to risk divination.
After wiping his face covered in black ash, Ikonser suddenly realized the correct use of this magic mirror.

"Really? Then I have to give it a try~"

After hearing this overestimating speech, Ron saw the hidden purpose of this "pathetic guy", so he tilted his mouth and decided to let Mr. Deacon feel the dangers of society and help every dream of life and death!

Standing on tiptoes, the young man caught the silver mirror with ancient patterns in Ikanser's meaningful gaze.

The white and delicate palms were wiped three times very perfunctorily, making the whole mirror tremble slightly and seem very excited.

Pushing up his monocle again, the boy asked a good question in a slightly childish voice.

"Mirror, mirror, tell me, what is the color of Ikonser Bernard's underwear today?"

Hearing this very nasty question, which was no better than Arrods's question, Deacon Heart of Machine's eyes suddenly widened, obviously not imagining that this person would actually collude with each other.

"and many more!!!"

As soon as he shouted, he saw a bloody word displayed on all the mirrors and reflective objects in the room.

"It's pink because he invited someone out for dinner tonight."

Seeing this answer, the afro-headed deacon stood stunned on the spot. He immediately turned his head and looked at the team members who were looking around with wandering eyes, pretending to find nothing. His face twitched fiercely.

My reputation was a date I had managed to secure.
However, before the thought flashed through the deacon's mind, he saw another line of bloody words appear on the mirror in the room.

"Based on the principle of reciprocity, I must ask you a question."

Come on, Arrodes, let this little kid feel the dangers of society. I can't be the only one making a fool of myself.
Mr. Deacon gritted his teeth and was extremely anxious. He put all his hopes on "Magic Mirror" Arrods.

"Okay, just ask."

Ron pushed up his monocle and decided to judge whether this "bad" mirror would die or live based on the questions.

"you"

The bloody words on the silver mirror paused for a moment, as if he was thinking about what kind of problem could please this great being.

"Do you want to know who Iconser Bernard fantasizes about every night when he solves his own problem?"

"No! My little ancestor, show mercy!!!"

Seeing this terrible question, the afro-headed deacon felt as cold as if he had fallen into an ice cave. He immediately rolled and crawled to Ron, trying to snatch the silver mirror away.

If word of this got out, it would be over for him and his reputation!
　Six thousand six thousand is another day

　　
　
(End of this chapter)