Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 256: Why don’t we find a wife for Klein (5K)

The sofa overturned, the wine bottle fell, and the coffee table shattered.

The battle between "The Fool" and "The Dominator of Time and Space" soon entered a fierce stage.

Although this "God War" looks ordinary on the surface, it is nothing more than pulling clothes, pulling out hair, and stepping on toes, but in fact it is not necessarily the case.

The battle between these two beings is not just on the surface, but they are exerting their "authority" in that secret and strange realm.

Regardless of whether others believed it or not, Sharon standing next to her believed it anyway.

She was able to confirm that the man with blond hair and the pseudonym "Ron" was the incarnation of the "Dominator of Time and Space".

And another character who is on par with him is definitely not simple either.

Although Sharon couldn't figure out why there were evil gods gathering in Backlund, although she couldn't see why the "Dominator of Time and Space" was wandering here, although she didn't know who the person in the pink skirt was.

But now, she doesn't want to know, and she doesn't dare to know.

Because you cannot look directly at God!

Just the words that record the deeds related to gods will gradually distort the three views of extraordinary people and suffer unknown and terrible effects, let alone staying next to a real "god" every day.

".He may be a little worse."

Miss Wrong Soul stood aside at a loss, watching Mr. Fool who was quickly suppressed, and expressed her own opinions on this "high-level" battle in her heart.

Sharon lowered her head, not daring to look any further, but a little worry suddenly emerged in her heart.

On the one hand, she was worried that the fight between the two parties would affect herself, but on the other hand, she felt that the broken wine bottle and broken coffee table would increase her work burden.

'No, that's not right. Sharon, you have to control your "lazy" desire. You can't be lazy at work! '

Miss Wraith Soul fell into deep thought and didn't know what to do for a moment.

But at this moment, she suddenly saw the "butler" coming from the mansion. His tall figure had just opened the door and entered, and she was stunned for a moment.

"Stop fighting!"

'Shit. I'll have to clean it up later!' '

The great god of war; the symbol of iron and blood; the lord of turmoil and strife shouted, turned into a flash of fire and rushed forward, holding a little kid in one hand to isolate them to avoid causing greater damage. .

Medici's recent little life has been quite comfortable, because not only does he have the "living funds" given by Ron, but he can also use the excuse of buying groceries to go to the Aurora Society's stronghold to inspect their work from time to time.

Although Sauron and Einhorn in his body were still preventing him from praying to the Lord and informing his new master, this was not important.

The important thing is that He knew that although the Lord gave Him a "difficult" task, He did not abandon Him.

'Can't you save me some trouble? I have to withhold funds to build my army, so I don't have time to do this with you.'

Red Angel gritted his teeth and glanced at Sharon, who was very powerful. The nominal maid group's subordinates instantly understood what he meant. Then he went to a secluded corner with the resentful soul and threw the two guys in his hands. Ignore it.

The red-haired confidant sister is not responsible for the psychological guidance of minors.

"Hmph, ╯^╰, Klein, you dare to hit me!"

'I've been so good to you, but you still hit me, are you still a human being? '

As soon as Ron landed, he snorted arrogantly, unable to believe that the poor man would really take action against him.

The blond boy's expression looked aggrieved, but the way he pushed up his monocle always gave people a cunning look.

"Oh, Ron, look at the good things you did, I'm the one who hit you!"

"You are so uneducated!"

'I have to educate you well. If you have such virtue at such a young age, it will be fine when you grow up! ? '

When Klein Moretti heard this, he was also furious. He was furious looking at the little kid in front of him who was always making trouble and had a very naughty personality.

However, as soon as the loud words from both sides ended, no one tried to fight again.

At this time, Ron had lost interest in this aspect, because Klein was so weak now that he was afraid that he would be unable to hold back a slap and kill him instantly.

Knowledge is power, and he was afraid that the poor man wouldn't be able to bear the weight of endless knowledge!
At this time, Klein was also feeling a little scared, because after the actual battle just now, he found that he couldn't beat that little brat at all.

'This is the physique of a demigod and a half human. This is too abnormal.'

The former night watcher murmured in his heart and decided to adopt a gentle policy and slowly try to figure it out.

Education is not just about using violence, but also using "philosophy".

"Ron, you are really shameless. Look at you, you don't look like a child. You should be a born extraordinary, but the more born extraordinary you are, the more you should care about this aspect!"

"If you dare to tease me today, you will hurt innocent people tomorrow. In the end, sooner or later you will be sent to the tribunal of the three major churches!"

Klein Moretti decided to clarify the facts and reason.

He was not alarmist. This was not because the young man had a super high IQ and was easy to fool, but what he said was indeed something he was very worried about.

'We are both dead people on the surface... Aren't you afraid of being discovered by the Church of the Night if you are so arrogant every day... And I don't want the "Tarot Society" to claim responsibility for a terrorist attack in the future. Fucking thing'

He cursed in his heart and looked at the blond boy with an unruly look.

"Hmph, humans are nothing more than bugs. If they die, they will die. What I do is none of your business."

Ron snorted coldly and explained his point of view in a cold tone without any warmth.

Hearing these words that don't care about anything in the world and even have a very anti-social personality made Klein's face twitch, and in his heart he felt that this little kid was really wandering in a very dangerous situation.

"Oh, humans are all bugs? Ron, then who are you? Then who am I!?"

The great detective asked directly without leaving any space for words.

As a strong keyboard player, this kind of debate is what he likes and is best at.

Since you can't beat that little brat, you can definitely convince him in this regard.

He didn't believe it. As a dignified time traveler, he couldn't argue with a little kid?
"I'm different from you. I'm not a bug. As for you, you should be classified as a moth within the Nighthawks!"

The cold young voice explained the truth. Klein, who had defrauded the Nighthawks of six thousand pounds of pension and had already prepared his words, was stunned on the spot, and he didn't know what to do for a moment.

This, he really had no way to refute this.

"Ron, this is different..."

But before he could finish speaking, the young man raised his head, gave him a disappointed look and left without any hesitation.

Looking at the low figure, exuding disappointment, Klein Moretti's heart was suddenly filled with guilt.

The former Nighthawk wanted to reach out and try to save the other party, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, his words were stuck in his throat.

'Am I being a little too strict with him... He is still just a child...'

Klein began to unconsciously reflect on whether he was not doing well enough, or whether he was doing too much.

'But... according to Ron's nature, it shouldn't be like this...'

As he thought about it, Klein's eyes darkened slightly, and he always felt that something was not quite right.

'No...it was obviously that little kid who lied and teased me, but how could it be my fault in the end! ? '

Something is wrong!
Something is very wrong!

This thought exploded in Klein's mind like thunder, causing him to unconsciously recall the scenes just now.

At this moment, the great detective suddenly had a realization.

It seems like he might have been fooled by that little brat again!

"Ron!"

Looking at the figure whose pace was accelerating and who looked a little guilty, Klein immediately shouted.

However, this reaction to the shout did not slow down the boy's pace, but instead made his short legs move a little faster. 'Damn it! This little brat really did it on purpose. He had a guilty conscience when he did bad things, but he even deflected the conflict and used his appearance to blame everything that was wrong on others! '

'He is so young, why is he so thoughtful! ? '

Seeing this scene, Klein Moretti's look of self-blame suddenly disappeared, and his chubby little face turned ninety-nine percent darker in an instant.

He exerted force with his right foot, took three steps and two steps at a time, and arrived behind Ron in just a few breaths. Without hesitation, he immediately stretched out his hands, grabbed the kid's shoulders, and slammed him against the wall. superior.

And in order to prevent him from escaping, he used his own body to hold him up.

"Klein, are you here to apologize to me? If you are sincere, it's not like I can't forgive you."

When Ron saw this scene, he calmly pushed up his monocle and tried to continue to flirt with Klein without any intention of repenting.

"Stop talking nonsense! When can I change back!?"

'If I trust you again, I will be a dog! '

This shameless sophistry made the former Nighthawk's eyelids jump with anger. He immediately stretched out his right palm and pinched the soft little face of the handsome young man.

The soft flesh on Ron's face was pinched so that it kept changing its shape, and his mouth also made inarticulate sounds as the flesh on his face was squeezed back and forth.

"Introduce four people who cheat on the table, and Mintian will be stunned..."

"Oh, tomorrow?"

"I want to change back now! Do you know how many commissions I have missed this day and how much money I have made less!?"

Naturally, the great detective didn't believe the words of a kid with a history of lying and farting, so he squeezed the handsome boy's monocle with force again, and the monocle fell off.

"I said tomorrow is tomorrow!"

The blond boy broke away from Klein's hand holding his face and shouted forcefully, dispelling the other party's doubts.

After shouting this, Ron wanted to use his strength to break away from Klein's suppression and pick up the monocle on the ground. However, seeing that the other party was still resisting him, he couldn't help but grinned and began to taunt.

"Klein, why don't you find a wife? Are you so close to me because you have been single for too long and miss a woman?"

"It's a pity that I'm a male and I'm young. It's illegal for you to be interested in me!"

The blond boy's mouth never disappoints, and his taunts always dig into people's deepest secrets.

What’s wrong with being single! ? What does it have to do with you! ?

Klein Moretti blushed. Looking at the young man's beautiful face, he suddenly remembered the other person's gender. He jumped back suddenly and waved his hand unluckily.

"Hey, Ron, you don't have to always say bad things. In fact, I understand what you mean."

Seeing the boy start taunting him instinctively again, Mr. "Clown" curled his lips and gained some new views on the nature of little brats.

I'm sure no one would dislike a naughty kid who is just a bad-mouthed, naughty, and unruly kid, but in Klein Moretti's opinion, the boy in front of him is not like that.

"Ron, actually you don't have to use this method to attract others' attention!"

"Although you are a naughty, sensitive, and irritable little brat, you are always surprisingly calm when doing other things."

"This shows that you are not ignorant, but you don't want to be sensible at all. You are trying to use these "disgusting" behaviors to make people remember you, right?"

"Let me think about it, you must have been wandering alone for a long time, without anyone to accompany you since you were born. You always use these appearances to hide your true nature."

"You must be lonely."

"Am I right? Ron?"

Klein Moretti twitched his lips, enjoying this rare moment of glory.

Although he didn't know Ron's past, and although he didn't know how the natural demigod's mentality was different from that of ordinary humans, he could still find that Ron was the same as himself and the lonely black cat in Jurgen's family.

In this world, there is not much to rely on, or in other words, there is no sense of belonging to this world.

The black cat Brody has no sense of belonging because Mrs. Doris is in the hospital. He has no sense of belonging because he is a time traveler. The boy has no sense of belonging, probably because he has no one to accompany him.

"Oh, Klein, I am a born god, do you think I will need this!?"

"Look at this house worth hundreds of thousands of pounds, and look at my two excellent servants. In what way are they not better than you? What qualifications do you have to criticize me!?"

The young man was startled for a moment, as if the secret in his heart had been revealed. He picked up the monocle on the ground, forced the corners of his mouth to raise, and continued to sarcastically say.

Hey, let's discuss things, and don't use personal attacks. He's a god by nature. Can a demigod be considered a god?

Upon hearing these generous words, Mr. Clown immediately raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a slightly funny smile. He paused for a moment, as if he was organizing his words.

"Ron, the gods are crazy, so why can't they be lonely? In this chaotic world at the bottom, what can't happen?"

"And you should know Sequence Zero, right? Extraordinary paths will be accompanied by loss of control and madness, and no one can escape."

"Maybe loneliness is a kind of madness?"

Klein touched his chin, remembering the Death God from the Fourth Age recorded in Russell's diary, and took him out to give Ron an example.

His words made Ron stunned for a moment, pursed his lips, and finally returned to normal.

"You are right, I have gone crazy and it will never get better!"

The "All-Knowing One" raised his head and snorted disdainfully. Although there was confusion in his eyes, he did not lie in these words and expressed his truest state at this stage.

Madness is diverse and inevitable, even among gods.

However, his madness at this time was also considered to be very evil and outstanding among the many "evil gods".

The All-Knowing One can feel that He is losing Himself and that a new one is constantly replacing Him.

This change does not come from the outside world, but from Himself.

Even though He was sinking deeper and deeper into madness, even though He kept exploring the "things" that made Him crazy, He didn't want to admit it.

Because He found nothing from his research into these "madnesses", and how could the "All-Knowing One" know anything?
This is why the bearded man helps him, and this is why the goddess of the night treats him that way.

This is also why he behaves like this even though he is a god.

Because Ron Sothos was already crazy from the beginning, those true gods only helped him, not him!

He has been growing little by little since he was a baby, gradually replacing the original Him.

He wanted to regain his own authority and suppress this abnormal state, but he and He were one body and could act according to their own will, which slowed down the progress of His plan.

Sanity is only temporary, madness exists forever!
"Ron, you are in very good condition, don't say such unlucky words."

Seeing the blond boy's downcast expression, Klein quickly stepped forward and touched the blond head to comfort him.

"Ha, in a sense, I'm in better shape than you are!"

Ron shook his head, shook off the palm touching his head, and muttered incomprehensibly.

He raised his head and looked at the poor man who had been secretly influencing him. He waved his hand in the eyes of the other person's doubts, allowing the great detective to return to normal.

"Let's go, your status has been lifted!"

After saying this, he took a slightly heavy step and walked down the stairs to the second floor.

But before he took a few steps, the blond boy paused. He looked back at Klein, who looked surprised, and added another sentence.

"Remember to come and see me if you have nothing to do!"

Sighing, the crazy He continued to climb the stairs and returned to his bedroom.

"He's still a kid after all, and he's still pretty easy to talk to. Let him relax for a while. Come over and see him when you have time."

Klein Moretti smiled and shook his head. He was very satisfied with his psychological counseling today. He was about to get up and leave Ron's mansion when he suddenly felt cold all over.

He looked at the torn clothes on the ground and fell into deep contemplation.

He is here, but how should he go back?
You can't worry about the demigod witch borrowing clothes and dressing up as women again, right?
　Brothers, this is 5,000 words. I need to click and order them all. The two chapters are combined into one.
　　
　
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