Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 327: Practice More if You're Not Good (3.4K)

"Fatty, damn it!"

The illusory yet real sea surface rolled up waves, and Ron's real body, who was walking on the water, relaxed his brows and listened attentively to the defeated howling of "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun".

"Just practice more cooking!"

However, before she could say anything unpleasant, the "Original Creator" took the lead and spoke a word of truth that chilled the old Lord to the bone.

Frankly speaking, in the world of sarcasm, the lethality of the truth often needs no further elaboration.

These four short words seemed to contain the care and concern for the "good friend" and "kind advice", and the earnest tone successfully broke through the thick skin of the "Lord of Mysteries".

"You know nothing, if you can do it, then go ahead!?"

The old Lord tried his best to maintain his dignity with words that sounded strong on the outside but were actually weak.

If He hadn't trapped Himself, or broken the seal in time, He probably still wouldn't be able to win.

But, it won’t be that embarrassing, there is still a chance of escape!
Until now, "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" also understood what was going on. Ever since he saw Ron holding the uniqueness of "The Fool" in his hand, he had fallen into the trap.

Because of His understanding of His own authority, He knew that "foolishness" would become more and more serious over time, causing those affected to make numerous mistakes and omissions, and even some obvious loopholes and key points would be ignored when they were right in front of them.

This was a fatal blow to a person like Him who relied on his brain for a living. If his "stupidity" lasted too long, he would have power but would not know how to use it.

After all, the old Lord of Heaven wouldn't shout for light while rushing forward with thunder and lightning in his hand, and he himself has thick skin and a long health bar.

Yes, I am talking about someone who is omniscient and omnipotent!
"屮!"

"That's his mother!!!"

"You have been plotting against me since the beginning!!!"

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got, and the angrier he got, the more wronged he felt. Finally, he could no longer hold back and started swearing.

And it's in Chinese, traditional Chinese!
Otherwise, why has no one been able to decipher Roselle's secret symbols until now? It is because each Chinese character has a profound meaning, and when combined together they can express rich inner emotions.

These four simple words perfectly express the old Tianzun's anger and humiliation, as well as his grievance of being blocked after only three days of wasting time.

"Hehe, don't blame me if you make a fool of yourself. You got into it by yourself. I didn't guide you~"

Ron's bloodless little mouth twisted, and he felt extremely comfortable in his heart. Watching the dead ghost suffer for himself and playing with him was one of the few things that made him feel happy.

"That's right, Tricky, you just acted like a donkey!"

"Question: How did the Lord of Mysteries die?"

"Answer: I died of my own stupidity!!!"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I didn't expect your stupidity could affect you. I want to imprint this knowledge on the underlying rules of the world!"

o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓
The solemn and majestic voice made Ron's head numb, and the hidden joke in it was not concealed at all, and anyone could hear it.

Of course, if there is a "person" who can hear this "old" joke, he probably won't have to laugh, because the moment he hears the sound, his spiritual body, etheric body, and mental body will completely collapse and turn into a disgusting monster full of pollution.

"Shut up!"

The "Original Creator" had quietly become a bad person, and His ridicule was full of hidden metaphors in the humor, which made the old Lord so angry that he jumped up and down, but he could not find any reason to refute.

"Fatball! We've been fooled by a narcissist!"

Suddenly, he let out a strange cry, causing Ron's heart to skip a beat, and his heart, which was condensed with the characteristics of a miracle worker, suddenly stopped.

"Your 'maid doing odd jobs' was driven out of the kingdom of the 'True Creator' by the narcissist a day ago. She must be secretly doing some craft work that cannot be seen by others!"

Crafts? What kind of crafts? Origami or airplane shooting?

The silver-haired lady was stunned, and some strange knowledge emerged in her mind.

"What kind of craft? Explain it clearly, you bastard!"

The cold voice asked urgently, and Ron frowned, as if he was confused.

After this reminder, she realized that the "Lord of Mysteries" had unknowingly become the most important person in her life, uh, that "Him".

Because Ron's vigilance against Lao Gui seemed to be too strong, so no matter what he did, the first person he thought of was Him.

Whether it was taunting, kicking his ass in his mind for no reason, or pressing down on his coffin, Lao Gui was always the first to suffer from these special targets.

Admittedly, a large part of this was due to His personal style, but there was still something wrong.

Ron hated the "Lord of Mysteries", but he also hated the "Original Creator". There was no reason for him to always target the Dead Ghost alone. Sometimes he would even join forces with the Narcissist to mock the other party.

"Oh, Weird, what do you want to say?"

"You don't need to change the subject, your pathetic excuse only shows your stupid clown nature!"

"I admit that I have used the authority of the spiritual realm to downplay my own existence from the very beginning, but this has nothing to do with you!"

There seemed to be a hint of urgency and a hint of concealment in the grand voice.

However, Ron didn't believe a word of the old God's lies.

There might be traces of a lie told by a dead ghost, but once this person tells a lie, even the rules of the "Son of Chaos" cannot judge it.

"Oh, more than that, you must have secretly exerted influence to make it easier for me and the Death Ghost to come into conflict."

"Moreover, what you show is probably just a mask of your godhood. Originally, no one knows your true thoughts!"

The lady with flowing silver hair, a pretty face and a delicate jawline frowned, aware of the underlying spiritual undercurrents around her.

"That's right! Narcissist, this is all your fault! You've ruined my reputation!"

The old god followed closely behind and put the blame on the "original creator".

"Shut up, Weird, you're already that kind of person, why do you need me to corrupt you?!" "I won't listen, I won't listen, it's you, old Biden, who did it!!!"

Tianzun was very disdainful. Being good at adjusting his mentality, he quickly came out of his failure, and suddenly felt something was wrong in the increasingly fierce quarrel.

How come they started quarrelling again without noticing?!

There is the sixth child!

"Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" waved his tentacles and suddenly suggested loudly:
"Fatball! The narcissist has been influencing us. Let's bring the uniqueness of the Fool and let him have a taste of our power!!!"

Now that I've been dragged into this, you can't expect to have an easy time either!!!

Facts have proved that the "Lord of Mysteries" is a purely good person. Looking at this act of "sharing difficulties together", it is simply the strongest bond between good brothers, which moved the "Original Creator" to tears and shouted wildly.

"No! Sothoth, don't bring that thing over here!"

……

A vast white, mysterious realm ravaged by various energies.

The slender fingers on the white palms kept pressing in the air, as if following some special rhythm, causing the space filled with huge pressure and hot radiation to suddenly reverse.

The "genie" that was ravaged by the supernova and exploded into pieces and was almost dead returned to its former brass-colored "nest".

He was speechless for a long time, not knowing whether this situation was good or bad.

Although a lot of bad luck has happened to me, life still has to go on. So let it be regarded as a magical item.

"Hahaha, we two are really awesome. We actually took down that scammer!"

The "genie" laughed loudly to appear less useless and avoid being discovered by his partners. There was no difference between having him or not in battle.

Ron, who was retracing his own time because his clothes were torn, rolled his eyes in disdain.

She felt that the "Wishing Magic Lamp" that she had exchanged for a promise was simply useless.

In a small situation, Ron can handle it by himself, and in a large situation, Ron can also handle it by himself.

Then what else do we need Him for?!
Therefore, this wishing lamp only has one last function left...

"Can you enter the Chaos Sea?"

The mature silver-haired lady raised her head arrogantly and asked what she cared about most.

She did not forget her plan to capture the Outer Gods, have them join forces, and go to the Chaos Sea to seize power for herself.

"Chaos Sea? What are you going to do!?"

"Of course you can, but in my current state, if I dare to enter, I will be turned into sea water in a few minutes and die on the spot!"

Faced with real problems, the "Lamp God" still spoke the truth from his heart without any exaggeration.

"Oh, garbage!"

A trace of disappointment flashed across his blood-red eyes, and Ron did not hesitate to express his sarcasm.

Hanging the "Wishing Magic Lamp" around her waist, the silver-haired lady raised her hand and countless points of light gathered around her.

These light spots attracted each other and continued to merge, and finally in Ron's hands, they turned into the extraordinary characteristics of a "mysterious waiter"!
It contains all the characteristics of the "Fortune Teller" from Sequence Nine to Sequence One, as well as several "Thief" characteristics. Its value is enough to make Mr. "Fool" work like a slave for countless years!

"That poor guy always seems to want to pay off his debts, but the debt you owe me may never be repaid in this lifetime~"

When Ron thought of this, he laughed in his heart and found the great detective's way of paying off his debts and his efficiency very funny.

In the spiritual world, the figure of the "Ruler of Time and Space" suddenly appeared.

"solved?"

The moment she appeared, a gentle and soothing voice came from a secret place.

"No, he escaped!"

Ron immediately responded in a disappointed tone, feeling upset.

"How can it be!?"

Amanisis' eyes widened, his mouth slightly opened, and for the first time he showed a nervous expression. His extremely beautiful face startled the little fish.

This was not Miss Demon Wolf's fault for making a fuss, but because she and the "Lord of Mysteries" had a mortal enemy, and the other party even threatened that he would kill her first.

"Hahahaha, I was kidding you, and you actually believed it?"

"Look, He has become an extraordinary characteristic!"

Seeing this smart goddess also have such a stupid look, Ron couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth and let out bursts of loud laughter.

"Va te faire mettre!"

After being stunned for a moment, the face of the "Goddess of Night" suddenly turned red, and her true nature was instantly revealed as she spoke her native language, and she even secretly raised her middle finger to the silver-haired lady.

Of course, this gesture was also "invented" by Emperor Roselle!

"Come on, Amanesis, I understand what you say and I understand what you say!"

Seeing this, Ron snorted disdainfully. The noble goddess's embarrassing attitude made her feel very happy.

"This is the price I pay for protecting you!"

She flashed away, not caring whether Amanesis agreed or not, and directly took away the illusory mask without facial features and engraved with the symbol of "Fool" from a hidden place.

Then the silver figure flashed again, like a holographic projection with poor contact, and Ron returned to the interior of the God-Forsaken Land, back to that dark, desolate world.

This seal that most creatures, even demigods, cannot penetrate is easier for her than pushing open the bathroom door!
(End of this chapter)