Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 386: The Couple (3K)

"A security team composed of Beyonders?"

Ron didn't look up, but instead looked down at the big golden retriever who was wagging his tail and looking around.

Thanks to the keen senses enhanced by the audience potion, when the blond boy looked over, Susie felt every hair on her body stand up and she shivered unconsciously.

Faced with this guy who had confused his owner and was even more inhuman than himself, the big blond dog actually showed a flattering smile.

"Woof woof woof (Although Audrey's father didn't say it explicitly, this is what he meant.)"

“Woof woof woof (And they also mentioned the Conservative Party and said that Baron Syndras also valued the interests of East Balam’s imports and exports, and there were some unspeakable secrets in the dark.)”

"Woof woof woof (As for more, I don't know, I'm just a dog)"

Faced with Ron who could understand dog language, Susie didn't need to rack her brains to find an opportunity to speak human language in the busy commercial street. She could just bark and talk to the blond boy.

Pedestrians on the commercial street were attracted by the barking of the dog, but stopped paying attention when they saw it was a pet dog.

ah? Is this okay?
Audrey, who was holding Susie's hand, was stunned. Seeing this scene that was beyond her imagination and even a little weird, the noble lady curled her lips, obviously not expecting this way of communication.

Maybe I should try dog ​​language, so that I can talk to Susie without having to avoid the servants at home, and can communicate freely anytime and anywhere.
The emerald green eyes like gemstones seemed to be enlarged. The noble lady lifted her skirt and squatted down, stroking the head of the golden retriever. At the same time, her cheeks were slightly puffed up, and she communicated with Susie very seriously:

"Wang Wang Wang"

In Audrey's opinion, dog language, a language with a single pronunciation, should express various meanings in tone.

Giving emotions to each word "汪" is what the audience is best at.

However, the big golden retriever, who was wagging his tail and squatting on the ground, saw that his owner was actually barking like a dog. He widened his eyes in disbelief, with an obvious look of confusion on his face.

"Audrey, what are you barking at? No, it should be what are you yelling about? No, it should be what are you saying? Why does it feel even more wrong?"

"me……"

"Woof! (I'm just a dog)"

At this moment, Susie's language system was in chaos. She didn't know how to express her master's current behavior. She could only shirk responsibility and looked at Ron innocently.

You should say something!

The blond boy was obviously a little stunned. He didn't expect that the usually smart noble lady would be confused today.

Oh no, Audrey, you are too impulsive. How can you be so reckless as to do something you have never tried before...

Feeling the burning gaze and noticing the astonishment of the angel and the dog, Audrey Hall's cheeks flushed red.

She pursed her lips, immediately calmed herself down, pretended nothing had happened, and explained elegantly and politely:
"Well, for a qualified noble, the most important quality is the courage to try..."

Most of the nobles in Trier probably thought the same way...

"That's a good thing. Russell has made great achievements in daring to try."

"Pfft..."

Faced with this pale and powerless excuse, Ron wanted to talk nonsense in a serious manner, but in the end he couldn't help but laughed out loud.

"Mr. Ron! Stop laughing!"

"Didn't you say we wanted to see the bicycle factory? Let's go now!"

……

In a four-wheeled carriage.

"Hahaha……"

"Audrey, believe me, everyone who knows me knows that I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it..."

The blond boy leaned against the right side of the carriage, his mouth corners turned up, his eyes slightly curved, his long hair over his ears trembling, and his smile looked like a blooming gold-rimmed sunflower.

As he laughed, he tried to cover his mouth with his hands, but found that it had no effect at all. So, without paying attention to the resentful look of the noble lady in front of him, he completely let go and laughed until he was out of breath.

Ron Sotos had seen many stupid guys, but this was the first time he saw someone barking like a dog on the street.

This is so ridiculous that even the great Mr. Fool wouldn't do such a thing.

After all, he could only shout for help...

"Hahahahaha..."

Thinking of this, Ron suddenly lay down on the cushioned bench, pounding his hands on the bench, and his laughter became more and more unbridled.

Interesting, so interesting~
Now, I no longer care about maintaining my dignity in front of the noble lady!

"Mr. Ron, stop laughing!" Hearing the slightly harsh laughter, Audrey pulled the corners of her stiff mouth. She immediately stepped forward without caring about her decency and covered Ron's mouth with her right hand wearing a white gauze glove.

It seems that even though he is a "psychologist", he still cannot see Mr. Ron's stubbornness. Really, Mr. Fool should educate him properly...

With her cheeks puffed up like a pufferfish, the noble lady finally saw through the disguise of a certain young man and realized some aspects of his true nature.

But... this is so cute... so soft...

Feeling the soft touch as if it were a cat's belly transmitted through her fingers, Audrey Hall's eyes sparkled and she felt like she didn't want to let go at all.

According to the observations of this former "mind reader", at least 75% of the ladies and ladies who met Ron for the first time wanted to do this.

However, due to the implicit conservatism of the nobles and Loen, no one chose to do so.

As for the other 25%, those who understand will understand.

"Audrey, in ancient times, if you disrespected those in high positions, you would become a living sacrifice!"

“It’s terrible!”

The blond boy was obviously very dissatisfied with being treated so roughly. He pulled away the hand covered with white gauze gloves and threatened in a serious manner.

But this little thought could not be hidden from the eyes of the "psychologist". Audrey raised the corner of her mouth playfully and pointed at Susie who was watching the fun beside her.

"Susie can take my place!"

Golden Retriever: ???
The hired four-wheeled carriage was moving very fast, and even as the adulterers in the carriage were chatting, they had already arrived not far from the Honest Steel Company.

"Strongly resist foreign-funded enterprises from entering Loen. We should keep important industries in the hands of Loen people."

"Honest Steel Company has left us without food to eat. They have maliciously raised the wages, causing our profits to fall and we cannot afford to pay the workers' wages."

"Please help me, I am reporting the boss of the Honest Steel Company for coveting my body, playing with my feelings, and then ruthlessly abandoning me and my child for eight years."

"Yes, he is not only greedy for money, but also lustful. You must expose this devil."

"Daddy, daddy"

At this moment, out of the carriage window came shouts of indignation, hoarse roars of tears, and the crying of children.

The carriage suddenly became quiet. Even the big golden retriever who had been teased stared with his eyes wide open, unable to analyze what was happening outside.

There was a "wow" sound.

The curtains of the carriage that blocked the sunlight were drawn up, and Ron, confused, stuck his head out and looked at the entrance of his factory.

After just a moment of seeing it, the blond boy lost all expression.

This world eventually became insane and even the outer gods could not imagine it.

Outside the gate of Honest Steel Company, Harry Brad, the supervisor, and Leonard, the technical director of the bicycle project, were blocking the door with serious faces, and behind them were a dozen workers holding steel pipes.

Although such a scene is enough to deter some small gangs, it still seems powerless when facing the "monsters and demons" from the outside world.

Five or six respectable gentlemen in formal suits, top hats, and ties were raising their hands and shouting, praising patriotism and emphasizing the boycott of foreign-funded enterprises that disrupted the industrial foundation of the Kingdom of Loen.

The servants behind them were working together to hold up pieces of cloth with blood-colored paint on them saying "The people of Loen never retreat!"
The other group was not dressed so decently and looked more like salesmen who were often out doing business. They looked angry and stood at the front, pushing each other as if they were going to break through the gate of the steel plant.

As for the last group, they were quite abstract. There were not many people, just three ladies under 30 years old. They brought three children who were said to be eight years old but were 1.6 meters tall and were shouting there for no reason.

Is this eight years old?

Ron was speechless at the scene. His golden eyes scanned the whole place again and saw the reporters lying in ambush nearby with portable cameras in their hands. He understood why the factory manager wanted to be in a stalemate with these people.

In this era, the only ways to guide public opinion are various newspapers. If you act rashly when facing these guys outside, you may be caught by others.

"Huh, hahahaha"

At this moment, a young girl's laughter was heard in the carriage that had stopped halfway. Ron's face turned black and he instantly retracted his head to look at the noble lady who had restrained her smile and pretended to be serious, and Susie who had a distorted face like a dog.

"Mr. Ron, besides the one I invited you to, you haven't attended any other high-society balls, have you?"

As the daughter of a big banker and the most dazzling jewel in Backlund's social scene, Audrey Hall instantly understood the cause and effect of all this based on the blond boy's behavior.

"No, I'm very busy, how can I have time?"

"But I know what's going on. I registered my property in Loen as a Southern Continental resident, and I rejected the dance invitations from my neighbors. I also didn't choose a political party to join, and I didn't pay a few hundred or a thousand pounds for the joining fee."

"Honestly speaking, what's the difference between you and bandits, robbers, and gangsters? Do you have to pay homage to the mountain masters to do business in Backlund?"

Do I, Ron Sothoth, spend my time flattering others? I even criticize the Fool!
(End of this chapter)