Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 455: Mr. Ron's prayer for a child is very effective
Fuck your grandma!
"Hmph, o(^｀)o!"

Ron hummed proudly, and his cute little appearance almost made the dirty-faced girl bleed from the nose.

I've never seen such a lovely guy!
"Master."

"Please help him. His brain is already like this. If you leave him alone, he will surely starve to death."

"Also, he came from heaven, maybe he is the reincarnation of some god, and he just has a problem with his brain, there is no other change..."

Jiang Ruobai kept shaking the Taoist's arm, trying to save Ron.

Snapped--

Hearing this, the old Taoist raised his sword again and hit her hard on the head.

"Read this story, is this how a Taoist practitioner can see the gods?"

"He is obviously a foreigner and looks different from us!"

After Xuanxuzi finished speaking, he once again glanced up and down at the frank Ron and said to himself:
"This doll is pretty good-looking. Apart from the problem with its brain, there's really nothing wrong with it..."

"That's fine. We are an orthodox Taoist sect. We don't do bad things but only good things. Let's take him with us, let him carry the luggage, and let him do the odd jobs on the road..."

Ron was furious when he heard the two men's loud conspiracy. It's fine if you call me stupid, but what do you mean by saying these things in front of me? ?
"You two, is this really okay?"

"I can understand what you are saying. It's the same language, but with a different accent. Do you think I can't understand you?!"

The blond boy could no longer bear it, so he raised his hand and stopped the master and disciple from plotting loudly.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward...

So you can speak human language, then why did you act crazy and stupid before...

…………

"Amnesiac, nameless and surnameless?"

"Luckily you met us, otherwise the other ordained ones would not only not accept you, but would be lucky not to kill you!"

"I am Xuanxuzi, and this is my inferior disciple. My secular name is Jiang Ruobai."

Ten minutes later, Xuanxuzi looked at Ron while adding firewood to the campfire to dispel the chill within a three-meter radius.

Ron opened his arms and let Jiang Ruobai touch him while he put on a slightly loose and roughly modified women's cloth dress.

His shoulder-length golden hair was tied into a bun with a branch with leaves stuck in it.

"Then why are you different from them?"

"Besides, it's not a glorious thing to trick me into carrying your luggage and doing odd jobs, right?"

Hearing the old man say this, Ron narrowed his eyes and said sarcastically.

"Hey, you're quite vindictive!"

"As for why we don't kill the demons, it's because there are many ways to devour the 'pig borer'."

"You are able to maintain your sanity and have no obvious lesions, which means that the "pigworm" in your body must have come from your father."

"If you're lucky, you're no different from an ordinary person, so why should I kill you?"

The old Taoist shook his head and spoke very proudly, as if he saw through Ron's background at a glance.

But unfortunately, what he saw was just an identity fabricated by Ron using the "Dreamer".

"Bot?"

Hearing this professional term, Ron was thoughtful.

The "彘蠹" here should refer to the extraordinary characteristics. How much do you hate this that you gave it such an uncommon name?
"Yes, when a human dies, he becomes a ghost. When a ghost dies, he becomes a genie. When a genie dies, he becomes a xi. When a xi dies, he becomes a zhu. When a zhu dies, he becomes a wu."

"The ancients believed that borers are just a kind of 'I' from the bottom of heaven and earth, the most essential 'I' before yin and yang. They are a grand 'group' that only exists in the dark!"

“Everything in the world comes from there, including heaven and earth, yin and yang, and the five elements.”

"Its specific meaning is the most basic, essential, chaotic, and crazy thing in the world." "Of course, we usually call it a side door. Although it points directly to the origin, ordinary people cannot bear it."

Xuanxuzi smoothed his loose sleeves and patiently explained the knowledge of this world to Ron.

Well, in a sense, what you said is true. Beyonder characteristics go straight to the root cause...

After all, they all come from that aggregation monster...

The blond boy nodded thoughtfully, narrowed his eyes, and then smoothed down his loose sleeves.

Although the Western Continent is completely isolated from the outside world and even its cultural heritage is different, the people here seem to have their own understanding of "supernormal".

At least Ron felt that the strongest metaphor was correct and had a mysterious charm, which was much better than the dry one.

"By the way, Shenxuzi, have you heard of Kaitian Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun?"

?

"I am not false, you can call me Taoist priest."

"Okay, Shenxuzi."

The old Taoist's eyelids twitched, but he still chose not to have a childish argument with Ron.

"It should be the Great Heavenly Venerable of Creation and Fuli Yuanshi, right? You are missing a word."

Xuanxuzi first corrected Ron's address, and then explained with a smile:

"That master's prayers for children are very effective, and his incense is very strong. According to legend, he is high up in the thirty-third heaven and no one can see him."

"Moreover, there are very few disciples under his tutelage."

What does it mean that praying for a child is very effective?
Is this popular among you people?

Hearing this, Ron was speechless.

Kaitian Fuli Yuanshi Da Tianzun was the name revealed by the dead ghost at the beginning. I don’t know what method that bastard used to get the response of his own source. This made Ron feel green on his head.

So as soon as he settled down, Ron couldn't wait to ask questions about this.

"How can you pray for a child when no one can see you?"

"How can you get pregnant without doing that? Can you get pregnant without seeing the master?"

“Isn’t this too long?”

After a moment of silence, Ron suddenly spoke, scaring Xuanxuzi so much that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Shut up, you bastard!"

Obviously, only those who can match Xiao Zayu's thinking are extraordinary people. The face of this frivolous old Taoist priest twitched suddenly. Before he could go up to cover Ron's mouth, Jiang Ruobai took a step forward and covered half of the boy's face with his hands.

"Hush, don't talk nonsense. The walls have ears and they will hear us. If that master comes to our door, we will be doomed!"

Being approached, can such a good thing happen?!

It would have been fine if Jiang Ruobai didn't say anything, but as soon as she mentioned it, Ron became even more excited.

Didn't he come to the Western Continent with great difficulty just to find the source material, and now there is such a simple way.

Although I dare not contact him rashly, fearing that he will be discovered by "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", I can let Yuanzhi come to me!

When he thought of this, Ron's mouth suddenly twisted.

Seeing this scene, Xuanxuzi felt terrible. This guy seemed to be particularly sensitive to the changes in fate. When Ron's mouth slightly tilted, his face darkened and he shouted anxiously:
"Quick, his mouth is crooked, quickly block his mouth!!"

"The Great Celestial Master of Kaitian Fuli Yuanshi is just trash, trash, trash!!!"

"Just one, woo woo woo."

(End of this chapter)