Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 457 Old Lord: Abnormal!!! (3.2K)

"Gaojia Town."

Ron followed the name on the old plaque and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

Fortunately, there were no people at the entrance of the town carrying bags to look for the wizard's servants, and the town was not deserted, but rather quite lively.

This scene that seemed like it was from another world was reflected in the golden eyes, which made the great being feel amazed.

Although separated by just a wall, the cultures of the two places are completely different.

"I'm going to take a walk, you guys go ahead, I can find you guys!"

Rolling up his sleeves to reveal his delicate arms as white as lotus roots, Ron left with these words and ran towards Wufangzhai on the side of the street.

This is a shop selling pastries, and its style is different from the ones in the northern continent.

Of course, the one Ron chose naturally has its own unique advantages.

There is no other reason, there are just too many people.

"Let's let one let, let one let!"

"You stepped on my foot!"

"Don't crowd, don't crowd!"

The place was bustling with people and it was very lively. Just from the welcome given by the customers, one could tell how top-notch the craftsmanship of the owner of this shop was.

Ron relied on his height and strength to squeeze from the outside to the inside, and finally saw the white and tender cake that was enough to make everyone lose their minds.
Uh, boss lady.

I saw a woman in her eighteen years old picking up a piece of osmanthus cake and putting it into yellow paper to start packing. Her slender and delicate fingers, like white jade, dancing attracted the attention of everyone outside the cake shop.

You know what, this pastry is quite white.

She was dressed in white, like the most beautiful moonlight, and her eyes were like the brightest stars in the night sky, shining with gentle and firm light.

The black and thick eyelashes trembled slightly, as if telling endless stories.

Her face was even more beautiful, as if it was a banished celestial being carefully carved by God, gentle yet with an inviolable majesty.

Her skin is as delicate and smooth as cream, revealing a faint luster, as if it contains the coolness of mountain springs and the warmth of peach blossoms.

More importantly, she seemed to be a person who had received a sacred ordination certificate, possessing some of the aura of the "Mother Nest" and some of the authority of the "Goddess of Beauty"!

The incarnation of "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" is quite perfect, with good temperament, good looks, good figure and beauty.

Not to mention the small fry Ron Sothoth, even if the most serious "Original Creator" came, he would be controlled for a few seconds, and then admire this rare beauty in the tone of a god.

Only men understand men best, only "brothers" understand "brothers" best, and only mortal enemies can understand the fatal weaknesses of their mortal enemies.

Didn’t you see that his buffs were almost fully stacked?

"grass"

Xiao Zayu was stunned on the spot for a moment, looking up and down at the figure that looked like a banished immortal several times.

In fact, it was not his fault. The "Goddess of Beauty" was too hard to find. Those in the Northern Continent either died or found another way. Even the most beautiful little female wolf was only affected by her uniqueness and did not possess the essence of beauty.

But the one in front of me is different, it is truly beautiful!

"Eh? Whose little boy is this? He's really cute."

At this moment, the woman suddenly leaned over and rubbed Ron's face without any sense of limits.

The friction between two equally delicate skins brought people an excellent experience. Even though Ron's face was as thick as a city wall, he couldn't help but blush.

Bro, you smell so good!
"Hey, I'm here to buy some cakes!"

However, Ron was a big shot after all. Although he was a bit of a loser, he quickly took the initiative and immediately raised his little hand to touch the slender palm that was kneading his face as if to take advantage.

"So he's still a little pervert~"

Unexpectedly, the woman didn't care. She just smiled and moved closer to Ron, blowing all the sweetness mixed with heat onto Ron's face.

His golden hair fluttered in the wind, and he took a small step back.

Master!

"Everyone, please disperse. Today's cakes are sold out. If you missed any, please come back early tomorrow!"

The gentle, pleasant, and slightly arrogant voice dispersed the crowd around, but did not drive Ron away.

Anyway, he wasn't here to buy cakes.

"What? Young Master, why don't you leave?"

This time the girl has crouched down, and the white cloth outside her body perfectly outlines her slender waist and two heavy breasts.

The curve is elastic and extremely beautiful, and even according to mathematical logic calculations, it conforms to certain scientific laws.

Perfect, absolutely perfect!
The aesthetic standards of the Goddess of Beauty are different for different races, and the fundamental reason why Ron likes Him is because of this.

Although Ron XP is a bit weird, I can understand him. We are all brothers, I understand you!
Good deeds will be rewarded with good, and evil deeds will be punished with evil. I have done a lot of good things, and finally my wish came true, right?
Seeing this scene, especially the graceful curve that conforms to mathematical logic and can extend infinitely, the blond boy's eyes suddenly lit up.

It's perfect, I love it!
At this moment, he wished he could strip off all the clothes of the woman in front of him who looked like a banished fairy, and let her do some radio gymnastics so that he could review the ultimate truth of the universe.

Especially the formation and expansion of black holes.

"Well, I like you, please be my servant!"

Just do it if you like it. Ron has never been a shy person. He held the old man's hand and looked at him with shining eyes.

"Sir, stop joking. Why would I condescend to be a servant?"

The girl smiled and loosened her hand that was pinching Ron's face.

She straightened her back and took out a crystal cake from a bamboo box covered with a curtain. She licked it with her nimble pink tongue and gently lowered her pearly teeth to take a small bite.

Then she leaned over again, put her fingers into Ron's mouth, and stuffed the half-bitten piece of cake into the gap.

"Huh... I see that you like me very much, it seems that you like me too~" "How about we give it a try?"

Ron felt his ears itchy, as if there was hot air blowing on them. His heart quickened slightly, and he asked back impatiently.

"Hmph, young master, why are you so anxious? They won't run away..."

The girl rubbed her cheek against Ron's, then stood up with a smile, picked up a rolling pin and hit the blond boy's head three times, as if she had a grudge against him.

Then, like a nimble little bird, he quickly retreated into the store and closed the door to refuse customers.

This is a case of letting go in order to catch someone.

Brothers know brothers best!
……

"Master, what's wrong with him? He can eat three big bowls of food in the morning, so why doesn't he eat meat at night?"

Jiang Ruobai looked at Ron who was eating his meal in a haphazard manner, and his perception of this foreign boy was once again refreshed.

Xuanxuzi glanced at the listless Ron and snorted deliberately:
"Humph, who knows, maybe I'll be in big trouble!"

Ever since this young man came back from shopping, he has been acting like this, as if he was bewitched by a vixen and won't respond to anyone who talks to him.

However, Xuanxuzi didn't care. He couldn't just say that a left-wing cultivator who was comparable to a "high-level cultivator" was deceived, right?

No way? No way?
…………

In the middle of the night, Ron pushed open the window of the guest room, jumped down from the second floor, and ran straight to Wufangzhai.

After three hits on the head with a stick, the clever little fish naturally understood what the girl who possessed some of the authority of the goddess of beauty was thinking.

It's impossible that someone can be friendly one second and then ask you to get out three times the next, right?

This must be to allow Him to have a secret meeting in the middle of the night.

Exciting and fun!
From today on, no one can laugh at me for having rich theoretical knowledge!
The blond boy thought to himself, and then he saw the half-open door of Wufangzhai.

Great kindness!

Although Ron really deserves the title of small fry, he still has to save face after all.

He did not force his way in like a sex-hungry ghost, but walked leisurely step by step.

Ron pushed open the half-open door and took a few steps when he suddenly felt his feet go soft, as if he had stepped on something.

Soft, silky and translucent.

It was a silk stocking.

hiss.
Ron's eyes lit up again, and he was no longer sleepy after seeing this.

The young man took two steps at a time, came to the door of the room that exuded a faint fragrance, and moved forward little by little.

Suddenly, he saw the beautiful girl he saw during the day suddenly appear in the crack of the door. The blond boy felt relieved and decided that he must put into practice what he had learned today.

"Baby, I'm coming in~"

Ron pushed the door open and hugged the woman who was wearing very little and whose graceful figure was completely exposed in front of him, like a banished fairy.

"Sir, you are too impatient~"

The old Lord snorted softly, and the little fish's heart began to beat fast.

You're quite interesting, little guy. Master Ron will satisfy you this time!
"Here, I'll read to you and you write!" Ron said concisely, handing over the brush he had prepared long ago.

"Eh?" Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun was stunned. He didn't expect that his acting of acting coquettishly would produce such a change.

“公式为：S=√[p*(p-aicon)(p-b)(p-c)]，其中p为半周长，a、b、c分别为三边长度。在这个例子中，a=3，b=4，c=5，所以p=(a+b+c)/2=(3+4+5)/2=6，那么S=√[6*(6-3)(6-4)(6-5)]=6√6。”

"what?"

Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun was stunned again.

"Don't you understand? I'll read and you write! What are you still standing there for?"

Seeing that the beauty in front of him was such a fool, Ron slapped her white and creamy butt.

Damn, so perverted.
At this moment, Ron's XP once again refreshed the old man's psychological bottom line.

What the hell is this quirk!!!
"Fatty, open your eyes wide and take a good look at who Dao Ye is!"

Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun could no longer bear it. His face suddenly turned red and he instantly revealed his form as a mythical creature.

Ron slowly raised his head and stared dully at the "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" who was wearing a mask, had red lips, blush, purple-black eyeshadow, and was covered with slippery tentacles.

The room fell into eternal silence.

“What the hell!!!!!!!!”

"vomit!!!!"

In Bansi Harbor, Ron closed his eyes and tried hard to maintain contact, then he crawled and stood up from the ground. The Lord of Mysteries didn't need to do anything more, as the connection between the City of Disaster and the Western Continent fluctuated and the connection was lost in an instant.

“Hahahahaha!!!”

“Back off, back off, back off!!!”

At this moment, the blond boy seemed to be stimulated by something. He kicked the ground with his shoes frantically and used his hands and feet to scratch at the non-existent illusions around him.

At the same time, sour water kept coming out of his mouth, and even the green bile was overflowing in large mouthfuls.

In this regard, the "Original Creator" who had already learned what happened from the will of the Heavenly Venerable was also speechless.

I always feel like there is something that I have to get out.

"It's hard to stretch."

(End of this chapter)