Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 483 Klein: I don't love women, I love money (6K)

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Is this okay?

At this moment, Audrey Hall's worldview was completely refreshed. She felt as if she had mastered some incredible knowledge. She looked at Ron with suspicion, whose face was stiff, as if she wanted to laugh but couldn't.

"You are blasphemous!"

When his unknown habit was exposed, the little guy yelled in frustration and quickly put a big accusation on himself.

As a great existence that stands out in the entire world, the so-called laws of mysticism almost all revolve around Ron, or it can be said that the deeper you study Ron, the deeper your attainments in the mysticism of the entire world will be.

Take the great Mr. Fool for example. At least he understands that the gods are invincible. Even if he is pissed off by a little brat, he will just clench his fists tightly.

Of course, if you know Ron's character well enough, then congratulations, the great being will be with you.

In various ways
"Really? But Mr. Ron, you don't look like a god~"

She stretched out her fair hands and gently pinched Mr. Cute's face. The noble lady's green eyes were filled with ridicule as she looked at Ron, who was almost as tall as her, with a playful look.

“Only pretenders need to be like God.”

"Whether I am a god or not is not determined by others, but by myself. If I want to show myself, I will show myself. If I want to hide myself, no one can find me!"

The blond boy muttered something meaningful, implicitly disparaging Mr. Fool.

He spread his hands and didn't care about these at all.

Master Ron has thousands of incarnations. Apart from being involved in art, he is also involved in philosophy. He is worshipped and respected by millions of people. Why would he care about these little gossips?

"NMD, you see, this is how I am absolutely different from you two!"

The great all-knowing and all-seeing one made a remark in the small theater, showing the demeanor of a master of philosophy.

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Upon hearing this, "The Will of the Supreme God" and "The Original Will" fell completely silent.

To be honest, they really lacked understanding of Ron's past. They only knew that he seemed to like to incarnate in various civilizations to study philosophy.

"Oh, what a bullshit philosophy. All you do all day is do pornographic things."

After a while, the old god curled his lips and retorted.

"Yes, but I think Sothoth's contribution to the field of art is definitely very great." The Original Will took over the conversation at the right time.

"What do you mean?" The old Lord was like a good supporting actor.

"Oh, because He will definitely take off all his clothes and stand on the high platform, letting others look at the paintings. This is in line with His perverted fetish and it is not shameful at all!"

"Pooh!"

"Pooh!"

Two sounds of spitting came from the depths of his mind at the same time, making Ron so angry that he cursed.

This is what small fry are like. If they can’t afford to play, they will cheat.

In his body, he played around with the characteristics of "Insight" and "Miracle Worker" that carried the two wills, until the cursing in his mind became more and more severe. Only then did Ron give up and no longer pay attention to the two mortal enemies.

Uh, you mean, if you have the power, you can do whatever you want?
Audrey tilted her head slightly, pursed her lips, and gave a brief summary of Ron's euphemistic way of expression.

The natural gods are already like this, so it is difficult to say what is going on behind the scenes of the seven gods who look down on the entire real world.

However, we cannot rule out the possibility that Mr. Ron is a maverick...

After returning to the audience state, Audrey thought for a while, then smiled elegantly and politely and asked:
"Mr. Ron, how long will it take us to reach the elf ruins this time?"

"See, that's it, isn't it?"

This time the boy did not respond with "soon, soon". He simply turned his head and pointed. A mottled temple covered with weeds suddenly appeared deep in the forest.

A breeze blew, causing leaves and weeds to flutter. Audrey could vaguely see the stone walls of the elven temple covered with green plants.

What kind of extraordinary ability is this?
So magical, so amazing!
It was just a dense forest just now!
This temple that appeared silently made Audrey's eyes shine suddenly, as if she recalled the surprise she felt when she first entered the mysterious world and witnessed extraordinary abilities.

What I saw before me was the authority from the gods. It was incomparable to the extraordinary abilities I had seen before. The two sides were not even on the same level...

The girl felt somewhat pleased and proud, and even a little proud of Ron.

"Let's go. You can take a look around. You won't be in any danger with me here..."

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Bayam.

The sky was dark, the waves were surging, and strong winds blew up sea water from the sea and splashed it into the air.

A scene of an approaching rainstorm.

The rebel headquarters in the primitive jungle.

"Kalat, the great sea god is going to have a new oracle!"

"Poseidon? Is the great Kalvetuwa finally going to reawaken?"

The rebel leader Karat looked straight ahead, his eyes slightly excited, but then became a little darker.

Oh... I don't know whether it is good or bad...

As a traditional belief of the indigenous people of Bayam, this sea god does not seem to be very competent.

“Isn’t this a good thing?”

"Yes, this is indeed a good thing. I must go and receive the new oracle myself!"

"This could very well be our chance to take back the land that was ours!"

Karat, wearing a round-necked shirt, brown jacket, and wide-leg pants, touched his bald head.

He walked quickly, and soon arrived in front of the statue of "Sea God" Kalvetuwa in the midst of the storm.

"The patron saint of the sea and the spirit world, the protector of the Rossde Archipelago, the ruler of the creatures on the seabed, the ruler of tsunamis and storms, the great Kalvetuva."

"Your faithful believers pray for your gaze, pray for you to wake up again, pray for you to hear your voice..."

The rebel leader prayed while sprinkling spiritual herbal oils onto the altar.

The illusory spiritual flame continued to burn in the rain and could not be extinguished for a long time.

Looking at the unresponsive statue in front of the altar, Karat's face sank. Even on a rainy day, he still felt dry all over and his flesh and blood shrunken.

It was as if all the moisture in his body was being sucked away by a mysterious force.

At this time, the high priest standing beside the statue of Poseidon saw this familiar scene and immediately sensed the god's dissatisfaction and desire.

"Kalat, we need something more spiritual. We want a living sacrifice. Oils and herbs alone won't please God!"

"Fortunately, I was prepared in case you angered the great Kalvetuwa!"

As he spoke, the high priest of the sea god brought out a middle-aged man in his forties from behind him.

He has an ordinary appearance, the only difference between him and the local residents of Bayam is that the hatred for outsiders in his eyes is even more profound.

"Maining, I am very sad about your experience, but we can only rely on the gods to face those outsiders. Don't you want to avenge your daughter and wife?"

“What God will do for you, we will do for you too!”

The wind suddenly grew stronger and howled past, picking up heavy rain from the sky and pouring it down.

The bright red blood and the lifeless body were quickly covered with cracks, and finally turned into a mummy.

Only then did the awakened sea god seem to be satisfied, and a dry and harsh sound emanated from the statue.

“I want you to kill the Fool who does not belong to this era, the mysterious ruler above the gray fog, the Yellow and Black King who controls good luck. He is in Bayam!!!”

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"There are four original Moon believers in total, one Sequence Six, two Sequence Sevens, and one Sequence Eight..."

These evil gods are really generous. When did Sequence Six become as cheap as cabbage?

"Mr. Hanged Man has done a lot of work. I think I should at least give him some points..."

"Uh, five...a quarter!"

"And Danitz, luckily he asked for that magical item that can induce hypnosis, otherwise he would have to give up another share of the gold pounds."

"This time, the total is almost 9,000 pounds. Isn't this much faster than being a private detective?"

In the hotel room, Klein was calculating his recent gains, and was completely unaware that the name of The Fool had already spread throughout Bayam.

Klein couldn't help but recall the night with Ron, and he seemed to have some realization in his heart.

How can finding a partner be as joyful as counting money?
Considering the number of times he was rejected in his previous life, Xiao Zhou felt that he was somewhat weak in this aspect and needed a strong older sister...

cough……

I just like people who are more mature and stable!

"If I had Leonard's looks and his thick skin of copying other people's poems and making them my own, I might have found a girlfriend a long time ago..."

Klein got a headache when he thought of Leonard, and he got an even bigger headache when he thought of Ms. Daly knowing that he was not dead and whispering to Dunn.

"As for Benson and Melissa, I wonder if the church will take back the pensions..."

No matter what, there are still people in this world who care about him.

Standing up from the armchair, Klein paced back and forth in the room and began to think about finding the mermaid.

To be honest, he is now in a practical dilemma.

He has no boat.

"The Golden Dream should be able to reach that illusory sea, but I don't know the captain of Danitz..."

"Forget about Mr. Hanged Man's ship, but he's surrounded by a bunch of grumpy old men from the Church of Storms. It's too inconvenient..." "In the new era, is there no ship that can carry me who doesn't belong to this era?"

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the door. Gehrman Sparrow immediately stopped sucking his teeth and quickly became expressionless.

"German, something bad has happened!"

"German, Mr. Fool has been captured by the Sea God Kalvetuwa!!!"

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What the hell is this!?
Klein was stunned for a moment. Even though he tried his best to maintain Gehrman Sparrow's posture, he couldn't help but feel a little confused.

Who is Poseidon?

What are you arresting me for?
Did I provoke Him! ?
click-

Klein had just asked three questions in his mind when the bedroom door was roughly pushed open. Danitz rushed in in a panic, his burnt-yellow eyebrows wrinkled into a line.

"Hermann..."

“Uh, have you heard? Today, Bayam is saying that the resistance is going to capture the followers of The Fool!”

"Catch one, it's a thousand pounds!"

"And they're still claiming that Poseidon has..."

Shit, why am I saying this in front of this fanatic...

Looking at the crazy adventurer with a thin face, sharp edges, and cold brown eyes, Danitz shuddered violently as he recalled the night when this guy shot a Sequence Seven with one shot. He laughed awkwardly and said,
"Ah, ha, ha, ha, I think they are lying, and they must be taught a lesson, what do you think?"

"Because of what?"

Klein maintained his usual cold demeanor and only uttered four words, waiting for Danitz to understand the meaning behind them.

What why? Is this lunatic asking about the cause and effect of things? Shit, will he die if he says two more words?

"Well, I don't know the details. I only know that the news first came from within the resistance army."

"Hey, don't go, what are you going to do?"

Before Danitz could finish his words, he saw Gehrman Sparrow pull out a revolver from his waist and walk out, frightening the pirate worth 3000 pounds and hurriedly trying to stop him.

"Let's settle accounts with them."

Shit, how could I not know that you were going to settle the score with them? You really are my dad!
"Calm down, the resistance is not those cultists. On this island, one of them can choke us to death with a single spit!"

As soon as Danitz finished his words of persuasion, he saw that Gehrman Sparrow, whose arm he had been holding, actually stopped. Before he could feel happy, he heard this madman say emotionlessly:

"I'm going to the bathroom, and then I'll settle with them."

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Shaking off Danitz's arm, Klein politely put away his pistol and walked quickly towards the bathroom.

Although divination is not omnipotent, it is indeed very effective.

Well, I remember that I never offended this sea god or the rebels, and the name of Mr. Fool was only spread secretly by the secret society, so it was impossible for so many people to know it at once.
Is there someone behind this who is plotting against me, uh, Mr. Fool?
After building a spiritual wall, chanting a spell, and taking four steps backwards, Klein quickly arrived above Sefirah Castle.

Regarding the spell "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", he once consulted Ron whether there was any danger hidden in it, but the answer he got was that there would be no danger as long as Ron was there.

The endless gray fog was almost still in this mysterious space. The familiar crimson stars and the huge temple once again appeared before Mr. Fool’s eyes.

"The current status of the sea god 'Kavetuwa'."

He materialized parchment and a fountain pen, wrote down the specific divination spell, and held 0-21 in his hand. He took the Black Emperor card into his body, silently recited the divination spell seven times, and then leaned back in the bronze high-back chair, using meditation techniques to enter a dream.

The dark world was covered by gray fog. As time passed, Klein heard the sound of the tide surging.

The gray fog dissipated, and the dark world seemed to come alive, as if something was constantly stretching.

The scene moved from near to far, and a huge sea snake came into Klein's sight. He then realized that what he had just seen was only a part of the sea snake's huge body.

Is this Kalvetuwa?
As soon as Klein's doubts flashed across his mind, he saw a murderous madness and brutality in Kavitova's eyes. It seemed that he could no longer maintain his sanity and crashed into the temple where he lived.

This magnificent palace was on the verge of collapse after being hit, and soon it was in tatters and almost in ruins.

Suddenly, the sea god seemed to realize something. He instinctively raised his head and looked upwards. He opened his big mouth and raised a current to crush the surrounding palaces, corals, and gems into powder.

The scene in Klein's dream shook and was about to break, but it finally stabilized successfully, ignoring the interference of the sea god.

That's it?

Are you, the God of the Sea, a first-level god or a second-level god?

Klein complained silently in his heart and then ended the dream divination.

"The reason why the sea god "Kavetuwa" went crazy."

In Klein's opinion, it was definitely not a coincidence that the Sea God suddenly came to find the Fool. Apart from the fact that he wanted to die on his own, there must have been external factors that influenced it.

Sure enough, the scene changed, and he saw a familiar hand taking away an ancient book in a temple of unknown age.

Behind this palm, he also saw a blonde noble lady, an elf with long ears, and a big golden dog.

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But before Klein could react, he saw Ron holding a book in his hand, raising his head and raising his eyebrows at him.

"Don't tell fortunes, this is a good thing, you should thank me!"

Suddenly, the picture broke, and Klein woke up from his dream. He sat in silence on the high-backed bronze chair for a long time.

"Fuck you!!!"

When there is danger, Ron is his greatest support and warmest harbor, and when there is no danger, Ron is the greatest danger.

That should be Miss Justice. I have seen her in Ron's villa. She is also the largest bicycle dealer and a wealthy person who has invested in the company through sales channels.
Tsk tsk tsk, he just turned 18 this year and he's already doing this, what a piece of shit!
Thinking of Ron's boasting that night, Klein twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at the seats of the other members of the Tarot Club for some reason.

Mr. Hanged Man is also single, he is almost 30, Emlyn is also single, he probably can't find a partner, Little Sun is not yet an adult, Amon is a virgin, Azao has been single for thousands of years, Medici has changed his gender, and Roselle is not worth referring to.
That’s okay, I’m not at the bottom anyway.

After thinking about it for a while, Klein's mood suddenly became very good.

No, it should be pretty good!
After silently comforting himself for a while, Mr. Fool turned to think about what Ron had just said.

What do you mean this is a good thing?

Could it be that He wants me to kill Kalvetuva, who is in a bad state and has fallen into madness, and take away his characteristics?
According to the divination just now, its level is most likely corresponding to the more powerful demigods, but not yet to the level of an angel, otherwise it would definitely be able to interfere with the divination.

Although this was a low-health monster given to him by Ron, with Klein's current abilities, he had no way of competing with it.

"Ah, if it was in Backlund I would have reported it directly!"

report?

After mumbling to himself for a while, the despicable fortune teller, who was shrouded in the gray fog, suddenly had an idea.

Without further delay, he wrapped himself in spirituality, simulated the feeling of falling, and returned to the bathroom.

After pressing the flush switch, Gehrman Sparrow walked out of the bathroom expressionlessly. He glanced at Danitz who was in a daze and said calmly and politely:
"Kavetuwa is dying and has gone out of control."

what?
Hiss, that's right, just by listening to the honorific names you can tell that "Sea God" and "The Fool" are not on the same level at all, the former's honorific name is something like "Favored One", while the latter's honorific name is almost equivalent to "True God"!

“Flame” Danitz was confused for a moment, then suddenly realized, as if he remembered the knowledge that the captain had taught him in class before.

So what? You mean it's okay? Why are you saying this?
"So, I need you to write this sentence on a note and stick it on the door of Bayam Storm Church."

The corner of Gehrman Sparrow's mouth curled up into a smile, which made Danitz's heart sink.

“Hey, I’m a pirate. If I provoke you like this in Bayam, the bounty will go up!”

Unexpectedly, Gehrman Sparrow smiled more politely after hearing this, and his temperament became even colder. He imitated Ron's words just now and said indifferently:
"This is a good thing, you should thank me!"

shit!

As for how Klein would do it, Ron had no idea.

He just couldn't believe that a despicable fortune teller couldn't find a despicable way to deal with a mad sea serpent.

"You want me to use this crappy book to rescue you. I want to divide your characteristics into several parts. Do I have to find you one by one and put you back together?"

The young man quickly flipped the pages of the Book of Calamities with his fingers, ignoring the strange pollution and painful groans emanating from it, and his tone was calm.

"No, this part is the main body. You just need to help me stabilize the state, and the rest will automatically gather together."

The weak breathing of the "Queen of Scourge" could be heard in the book, and it seemed that she was tortured by Ron.

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As soon as Gao Xinam said this, Ron immediately understood what was going on.

Elves all look awesome. No matter how high their status is, the skill of eating and drinking for free is their signature skill.

If you want to help Gao Xinam stabilize his condition, you must have an anchor.

Ron has many large anchors, and if you want to borrow them, you must use the titles of follower, subordinate, or angel.

Look, this is even more shameless than Winchester. She at least sold her ancestral property in exchange for asylum, but Gao Xinam actually wanted to sell her body to enter the system. It was a nice idea.

"Fine."

Ron secretly glanced at the noble lady who was a hundred meters away, hesitated for a while, and finally agreed to the Elf Queen's request reluctantly.

I don’t mean anything else, it’s just that Mr. Ron is kind-hearted!

"Thank you for your help, and I must keep my promise."

"The Elf King's Court is in the reflection of the Sonia Sea. This is a secret place built by the king himself. Only the elves can find the entrance. Before the king fell, any elf could enter and exit the court at will anywhere in the Sonia Sea."

"However, after the king's fall, it can only be entered through a specific entrance, and so much time has passed."

"Get to the point!" Ron waved his hand impatiently.

"Go to the Golden Spring on Sonia Island. There is a secret passage at the bottom of the largest spring."

(End of this chapter)