Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 492 My mushroom will make you linger! 6 in (K)
"What? Susie, you said Mr. Ron ran off with another woman!?"

In the luxurious suite of the hotel, Susie heard the owner's question and pretended to think for a few seconds, and finally nodded heavily.

"Yes, Audrey. At that time, that guy was still talking about innocence and secret lover. They blocked the sound when they communicated. I read it by lip reading. Woof!"

Lip reading? Has Susie evolved to this level!?
No! The point now is that Mr. Ron ran away with another woman!

The noble lady adjusted the side of her skirt, picked up the letter beside her pillow, and read the contents again with doubt.

It's not Audrey's fault for thinking this way. It's just that that scumbag Ron has a criminal record and she has to be on guard against him.

The handwriting is relaxed and casual, the strokes are very stable, and there is no smell of lying
"Oh~ Did I think too badly of Mr. Ron? What if he really has something to do?"

Thinking this in her heart, Audrey Hall puffed up her cheeks slightly, and was very dissatisfied with this way of leaving without saying goodbye.

Even though I took the initiative to say I wanted to leave and do my own thing, you still left! ?

With a helpless sigh, Audrey Hall picked up the three crystal charms in her hand and looked at them carefully with her green eyes narrowed.

The crystal was dazzling, especially under the sunlight. After carefully feeling it, a strange message suddenly appeared in Audrey's mind.

Those are the names and functions of the three spells.

The names of these three talismans are quite strange, called "The Gatekeeper's Gaze", and they have two main functions.

First, run away, ignoring any obstacles, and forcibly remove itself from the linear logic under the scale of linear logic, and insert it back into any node in the past.

It should be noted that the past you return to must be the one you have experienced, and it cannot affect a certain area but only yourself.

The pronunciation of the opening spell was also imprinted in Audrey's mind. It did not belong to the ancient Hermetic language, nor to any known language. The general meaning of the spell was:
"Backtracking."

As for the second function, it is much simpler and cruder than the first one. It selects a certain range, or specifies a certain person, and pauses the time of the selected target.

To enable this effect, the spell must be changed to another one, which roughly means.
"Time and space."

After quickly reviewing all the information in her mind, the blonde noble lady was stunned on the spot. The palm of her hand holding the crystal talisman was shaking a little, as if she couldn't bear the weight of the talisman.

This is authority that only gods can wield, right?
"It's incredible, it's magical, it's beyond human imagination, it's really, really."

“Great!”

At this moment, Audrey, who had received higher education, was even at a loss for words. Her heart was suddenly filled with great longing, and her face was flushed with excitement.

Frankly speaking, if she hadn't held this talisman, a symbol of great authority, in her palm, she wouldn't have been able to imagine such a power.

The greatness of the gods is not boasting. Take the original words of the "primordial creator":

They praise my essence, and what they praise is the truth, not an exaggeration. What right do you have to say that I am narcissistic?

Strictly speaking, this is the truth.

Carefully placing the talisman into an easily accessible cloth bag, the noble lady patted it with her fair hands, and then looked at the big golden retriever squatting on the ground.

"Now it's just us. Well, although I wanted to go out for adventure when I was at home, I'm not as excited as I thought."

After rubbing the golden retriever's head, Audrey continued:

"Susie, do you remember the injured witch we met when we went to the herbal medicine store to buy auxiliary materials that day?"

"It's the herbal medicine shop next to the Red Theater."

"Wang, remember, I finally found the Governor's Mansion based on the smell on her body and the traces she left behind. Although she was very careful and even used her extraordinary ability to cover her whereabouts and interfere with divination, I could still sense her intentions."

When this aspect was mentioned, the big golden retriever squatting on the ground wagged its furry tail wildly, obviously wanting to be praised by its owner.

"Audience" is already attentive and observant, but when that "audience" is a dog, its tracking abilities increase exponentially.

"Audrey, are we going to continue following? But can we do it outside, away from that herbal store?"

When Susie said this, a human-like fear appeared on her dog's face.

It’s hard to imagine that a dog can express facial expressions so vividly.

After a while, Audrey frowned and thought:

"Why, what's the problem? And Susie, that's not called stalking!"

"Woof! I, I don't know either. I just feel that person is scary, very scary!" The big golden retriever immediately shook his head, and his wildly shaking tail also became listless at this time.

Seeing Susie's performance, the noble lady's eyes flashed with surprise, and at the same time she began to recall the details of purchasing the materials in her mind.

"The owner of the herbal medicine store is most likely a Beyonder. Moreover, when he looks at me, he always hides his gaze and doesn't dare to look at me too much. Well, psychologically speaking, this is a manifestation of lack of confidence. I have reason to suspect that he has some hidden illness in some way."

"There seem to be signs of birds living in the room. Does he still keep birds?"

"It's really weird."

The clattering sound of leather boots hitting the floor seemed endless. The noble lady pondered for a moment, but still had no clue.

"It would be great if Mr. Ron was here. I could definitely ask him for advice on this matter."

Bah, I don’t want that scumbag!
I can definitely ask Mr. Fool for this kind of simple question, but isn't it a bit of an overreaction to ask the gods for such a small matter?

"Susie, we can start monitoring from the Governor's Mansion and avoid the herbal medicine store. As for the herbal medicine store, we can..."

"You can entrust it to Miss Winchester!"

Audrey's eyes suddenly sparkled, and she thought of a useless elf who ate, drank and lived for free.

As for whether the elf would help her, the noble lady already had a way to persuade it.

Although money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible.

"The Emperor's daughter really has her father's style. She actually looks for a gigolo behind the scenes. Roselle's coffin lid can't hold it down, okay?"

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. If the Great Emperor really became the Black Emperor and was resurrected, I wonder what his expression would be like when he saw this newspaper?”

The sea is not as prosperous as a big city, but is filled with killing, fucking, drinking and bragging.

The scandal of a pirate king is obviously much more eye-catching than these, or than a certain adventurer killing a certain pirate.

"Alas, I didn't make the headlines, but that's a good thing. At least it doesn't attract attention."

Inside the hotel, Klein sighed helplessly as he read the report about the "Crazy Adventurer" Gehrman Sparrow hunting down the "Trickster" Mithor King on the street.

He thought that dragging the pirate's body through the street to the Governor's Palace to collect the reward was already exaggerated enough, but he didn't expect that after this performance, he could only occupy the most eye-catching second section of the newspaper.

Frankly speaking, this was not Klein's original intention, but the encounter was too hasty and he had no time to carefully select the venue.

"If I can do it without anyone noticing, I will most likely choose to let him go, then disguise myself as 'Trickster' and board the Black Death to see if there is a chance to kill 'Vice Admiral Disease'."

"She should be from the Witch Cult."

Pursuing the human trafficking of the royal family has always been Klein's most important goal besides becoming stronger.

If you ask why he is so dedicated to something that has nothing to do with him, then I can only say that Klein is a good person.
"Has your captain contacted you?"

Gehrman Sparrow straightened his back, placed the newspaper on the table, and turned his head to look at the pirate whose bounty had soared to 4000 pounds.

"Hehe, no."

I won't tell you even if there is one.
Upon hearing this, “Flame” Danitz forced a stiff smile and silently added the second half of the sentence in his mind.

In fact, his real idea was to waste time here with German Sparrow for a few weeks or months. Even if the captain contacted him, he would pretend that he had no contact and act like an abandoned person, not bringing this madman who hunted pirates on the street to the "Golden Dream".

"Shit, this lunatic is too dangerous. My legs are actually a little weak right now. Gehrman Sparrow is a pig!!!"

Although Danitz was unhappy in his heart, he still smiled and greeted people on the outside, just like those streetwalkers in the Red Theater, perfectly embodying what professionalism is.

Gehrman Sparrow did not delve too deeply into the matter, nor did he expose Danitz's thoughts. He simply raised his chin slightly in thought, and then said something irrelevant.

"Underground party, worth 500 pounds. The red-haired woman's name is Elaine Soren. She has a close relationship with Vice Admiral Disease and is most likely his lover."

At this point, Klein paused, glanced coldly at Danitz, and continued:
"This is an opportunity!"

???

I was the one who went out to gather information these days, and you didn't go out. How did you know?
Could it be that this madman also used divination?
Shit, luckily I didn't run away on my own
Hearing Gehrman Sparrow's voice without any ups and downs, Danitz was confused and sweating profusely. He let out a long breath and immediately realized that something was wrong.

What does it mean this is an opportunity!?

You don't want to rely on this to sneak into the "Black Death"? ?
"German, you also said that the guy is a woman. I think you can find another way. Oh my god!!!"

“Flame” Danitz suddenly jumped up from the armchair, tumbling and crawling to his feet, looking in disbelief at “Red-haired Elaine” who was leaning against the edge of the desk.

The pitiful posture, the lifelike movements, and the bulging and heavy object that looked quite large almost made Danitz spit out blood.

Crazy! Even changing into a woman is so straightforward!!!
If the person opposite was really a lady, acting pitiful, then Danitz would definitely be very impressed.

But when he thought about the person inside this body, Gehrman Sparrow, Danitz felt sick.

"He's so good at pretending to be a woman, if he's pretending to be the captain to trick me, shit, don't even think about it!"

Danitz's expression changed for a while, and finally turned into a stiff dark blue.

"Is it that serious? As a hunter, you are the least qualified to look at me in this way. Perhaps I should explain to you the relationship between you and the 'Witch' path."

Klein silently complained in his heart and did not feel too much pressure.

After all, he had dealt with witches more than once or twice, and he had a mysterious fate with the Beyonders of this path, which made Klein often wonder if it was when Tingen "seduced" Madam Sharon that some kind of fate shifted. "Ron said that my fate is the fate of Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun, maybe that person would like this?"

After muttering inwardly, Red-haired Elaine raised her eyebrows, pointed at Danitz with her chin and said:
"Go get me a few female skirts. I want to study them carefully. And you go contact the resistance army now to find out where the real red-haired Elaine is."

Shit! You really went there!

Tuesday, Future.

"Ron, is this possible at such a young age?"

"Why not? How dare you underestimate me!? You'll get bigger in a moment, okay?"

"But what's the point if it's so limp and not hard at all and can't even stand up?"

"Don't worry, you need to give it a little stimulation. Only in this way can you awaken this beast."

Cattleya, who was eavesdropping outside the cabin door, felt her arms tremble slightly. She could no longer maintain the dignity of a pirate general. She kicked open the wooden door and resolutely broke into the laboratory of the anti-human biologist.

boom--

“You guys are doing it.”

The sound of door panels breaking mixed with the roar that suddenly stopped echoed throughout the biological laboratory on the Future.

Cattleya strode forward and saw clearly what Ron and Frank were doing.

I saw a limp mushroom lying on the translucent container used in the experiment. The container was completely covered with bright red, constantly wriggling mycelium, as if it was absorbing nutrients and water from the air.

This was not the most speechless thing for Cattleya. The most speechless thing was that the limp mushroom, under the constant poking of the boy's fingers, seemed to have strength and suddenly sprayed a lot of white powder into the air.

The crystal white powder exudes a refreshing wheat aroma and slowly floats around under the sunlight.

“It’s wheat flour!!!”

"Ron, you are such a genius. You can make a mushroom synthesize a large amount of wheat flour with just water and air!!!"

At this time, Frank Lee, who was wearing a mask and a filter, cheered excitedly. He jumped up and down on the spot, as happy as a 200-pound child.

Wheat flour?
Is Frank actually going to do something useful instead of trying to crossbreed a cow and a fish?

Cattleya, who had broken in from the outside but was ignored, was stunned for a moment when she saw this scene. Then she moved her nose and sniffed the white powder that had filled the entire laboratory.

The aroma was rich and mellow, with a slight sweetness that instantly lifted her spirits. The smell even gave Cattleya an idyllic feeling of being in a vast wheat field with the breeze caressing her face.

"It smells so good! If you use it to bake bread, it will be delicious."

This was Cattleya's first thought, but in less than a second, her brows suddenly frowned, and she looked at the powder in the air with a wheat aroma in confusion.

"what is this?"

Sniff~
"It's wheat flour. It smells so good. If you use it to bake bread, it will be delicious."

The next second she frowned again and looked at the wheat flour in the air with confusion.

"what is this?"

Sniff~
"It's wheat flour. It smells so good. If you use it to bake bread, it will be delicious."

next second.

"what is this?"

Sniff~
"It's wheat flour. It smells so good. If you use it to bake bread, it will be delicious."

At this moment, Cattleya's thoughts gradually slowed down, as if she had Alzheimer's disease and could not think normally. Her deep purple eyes gradually became blurred, and she looked at the mushrooms growing on her arm in confusion.

what is this?
She picked one up and put it in her mouth to taste the saltiness.

“So delicious, it’s actually mushrooms!”

The invincible "Admiral of the Stars" fell, and her eyes finally focused on two pairs of heavy rubber boots, and the last sound she heard was Frank's panicked shout.

"Captain, Captain, what's wrong with you? Why are mushrooms growing on your body!?"

Why am I growing mushrooms? Don’t you know?
After silently retorting to Frank in her heart, Cattleya's consciousness fell into complete darkness.

The red moon hangs high in the sky and the waves surge.

It was already late at night when Cattleya woke up. Her drowsy consciousness was suddenly awakened, and she stared at the ceiling of the captain's room in astonishment for a long time.

After a while, she turned her head and saw Ron Sothoth sitting next to her, flipping through her occult notes.

Cattleya's eyes went dark and she turned her head to the other side, thinking that out of sight, out of mind.

Seeing this, Ron put down his notes with a smile and said shamelessly:
"You woke up? That was all an accident."

"you shut up!"

Facing the pretty boy's explanation, Cattleya naturally didn't have a good tone. Frankly speaking, she regretted introducing Frank Lee and Ron to each other.

Originally, she could handle all the "dangers" created by Frank by herself, but today, that mushroom has overturned her cognition. It can actually solve the problem of a Sequence Five warrior silently!
That’s Sequence Five, not Chinese cabbage!
At this moment, Cattleya only felt a sense of emptiness in her heart. After learning magic for so long and drinking so many potions, she was not as good as a man-made mushroom.

What a ridiculous thing this is!
"Huh, I still like the way you look when you know my true identity."

The blond boy was disdainful in his heart and curled his lips, not caring about the encroachment of the lower-ranking person. After all, Master Ron was a reasonable man, so how could he be so petty?

"Eat something, it will help you recover your strength."

He just stood up and pushed the toast with a strong wheat aroma and the fried mushrooms with butter into Cattleya's face.

The familiar strong wheat aroma once again penetrated Cattleya's nostrils, but this time she did not see the vast wheat fields, but saw countless resentful souls and evil spirits waving at her.

"vomit"

"Take it away, take it away quickly!!!"

She struggled to get up, knocked over the plate with one hand, and almost vomited.

"I don't want to see you. When I see you, I think of that damn mushroom."

Cattleya leaned against the wall and gasped for breath. With a distorted expression, she pushed Ron away, trying to keep this "evil" pretty boy away from her.

Ron shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently:

"Okay, then I'll go find Frank and continue the experiment."

Still going?
If you continue like this, Future, no, this world will probably be destroyed by you!!!
"and many more!"

The "Admiral of the Stars" with deep purple eyes and thick glasses suddenly stretched out her hand. The expression on her face was heavy and complicated, and she sighed helplessly.

"You are not allowed to go anywhere. From today on, stay in the captain's room!"

The Future is basically full of problem children, and Ron is like the source of all evil, bringing disaster to whoever meets him.

Frank has been led astray to this extent. Cattleya really can't imagine what will happen to the other members when they meet Ron.

Hearing this, the blond boy smiled slightly and said with a mean look on his face:

"Oh, you want to stay in the same room with me. I didn't expect you to be so young that you even don't let go of your mother's boyfriend?"

Seeing the pretty boy in front of her acting like this, Cattleya's heart was surprisingly calm. She just replied calmly:
"I will arrange for the crew to take turns watching you all day long. Don't even think about getting away with it!"

Having said that, Cattleya paused, looked straight at Ron with her deep purple eyes and continued:
"The Moss Ascetic Order sent me a message, asking me to contact you and see if it's possible to snatch the Level 0 Sealed Artifact from you."

The blond boy raised his eyebrows and asked with some amusement:
"so what?"

"so."

General Xing narrowed his eyes slightly, and the expression on his face gradually became serious.

“So, I think it’s better to do the whole show.”

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly stood up from the bed, with silver-white starlight blooming in her hands, and she shouted like she had lost her mind:

"Little white face, I have tolerated you for a long time!!!"

Cattleya seemed to be furious. She didn't care about anything and didn't even know Ron's background. She directly used the extraordinary ability of "Astrologer" to create a starlight cage next to the blond boy.

next moment.
"what!!!"

A woman's scream instantly alarmed the crew members guarding outside the captain's room. The expressions on their faces changed at the same time. They kicked open the heavy wooden door of the captain's room and rushed in.

However, after seeing the scene in the captain's room, their faces changed and they rushed out again.

Ron took out a soft mushroom from his pocket. The mushroom kept emitting a rich wheat aroma. Soon the captain's room was completely covered with crystal white powder.

Seeing this scene, Cattleya was like a mouse seeing a cat. She curled up into a ball and covered her mouth and nose tightly.

"Oh, is that wrong?" Ron asked disdainfully.

Admiral Xing hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded.

"What's wrong?" Ron raised his chin slightly and continued to ask.

How do I know what I did wrong? It's you who's been provoking me all along! ?
Cattleya thought about it for more than a minute, and finally shook her head firmly.

Mom, someone is bullying me!!!
(End of this chapter)