Mystery: Two or three things between me and Tianzun God

Chapter 494: If You Don’t Drink Coconut Milk, You’re an Undercover Agent (6.2K)

"you."

The old man with white hair and beard, wearing a hooded robe, frowned slightly. Even with thousands of years of experience, he could not withstand this sudden exposure and denunciation.

Is your sincerity so great?
There are many kinds of reporting, and Ron's kind of reporting is obviously not something a moral person would do.

Agostino was a little undecided. There were still many suspicious points about the pretty boy in front of him, but this act of breaking off relations with Bernadette invisibly added a lot of credibility to the other party.

Compared to evil gods such as the "True Creator" and the "Original Witch", the lethality of the "Hidden Sage" is completely concentrated in another aspect.

Other evil gods will distort the three views and thoughts of their believers, but the "Hidden Sage" will learn until he dies.

It is true that some who are not so good at learning will undergo the transformation of this hidden existence, but most of them will lose control and eventually become monsters.

This leads to the fact that those who believe in the "Hidden Sage" in the "Moss Ascetic Order" are not necessarily "their own people".

"Are you an undercover agent?"

Agostino stared at Cattleya, who was kicked to the ground by Ron, with his emotionless grey eyes. At the same time, he was very cautious and did not touch the scattered "evidence".

Hearing this, Cattleya, whose eyes were deep purple, curled her lips. Her face was as dark as water, and she pointed at Ron and argued loudly as if she had lost her mind.

"I didn't! He is the undercover!"

No matter what, there is a high probability that this pretty boy really betrayed the Queen. The damn guy must have planned all this before boarding the ship.

The Queen was deceived, and I was his victim!
In an instant, the memories that flashed through Cattleya's mind immediately corresponded to Ron's various actions after he boarded the Future.

First he did all kinds of things to attract her attention elsewhere, and then he tricked her here with vague excuses. Everything was just as the other party had expected!

Damn, damn, damn!

How could I unknowingly trust this guy with no background?

"Sir Agostino, please believe me, he is the one who has bad intentions towards the Moss Ascetic Order!"

Thoughts raced through her mind, and Cattleya decided to strike first.

Anyway, you were the one who sold me out first, so let's hurt each other and see who can get away with it.

"That's enough. I can tell whether you are a traitor or not, but you can't slander this gentleman!"

Agostino pointed at Ron and snorted coldly. Without giving Cattleya time to explain, he raised his hand lightly, and invisible starlight ropes bound her tightly.

?

are you crazy! ?
Cattleya suddenly had a brain palsy, she was completely stupid, she just looked at the angel of the "Moss Ascetic Order" with her purple eyes as if she were an idiot.

Can't you see such obvious ill intentions?

Seeing this situation, Ron was still humming and making some irresponsible remarks, looking like a smug villain.

"That's right, that's right. We at the Moss Ascetic Order will not listen to explanations from a traitor like you!"

Damn you!
The purple-eyed lady clenched her fists, and her body, which was tied to the ground, struggled violently. She let out a beast-like roar from her throat. She looked like she was willing to jump up and slap Ron in the face at all costs.

But in the next second, she felt as if she had been electrocuted, and a possibility suddenly occurred to her mind.

"No, it's not that Agostino didn't have his guard up against him. It's that he was sure that his position was not in line with the Queen's. That's why he said those words just now..."

Is this an attempt to win over others?
So this is not a question of trust or not, but a question of whether the two sides are enemies.

Is this a way to quickly gain trust in a short period of time?

"This treacherous fox, I'm really going to fall here..."

The golden eyes were like the bright sun, sweeping across the stiff and gloomy expression of the "Admiral of the Stars".

Ron kicked Cattleya's butt which was hidden under the gorgeous wizard robes.

"I say, do you still want this traitor? If not, I will kill him."

"I believe you have sensed my sincerity. Can we talk business now?"

As he spoke, he walked forward and grabbed Cattleya's neck.

"Cough cough cough..."

The blond boy exerted force with his palm without mercy, and was about to crush her fragile throat.

"Sir, this is our internal matter, so please don't worry about it."

Ron's ruthlessness made Agostino's eyelids twitch and his body tensed as a brick. He quickly stepped forward to stop him, thus saving the life of the "Admiral of the Stars".

Frankly speaking, Agostino wanted to use Cattleya's life to test Ron just now to make sure that he was not acting.

As a result, before He could find an opportunity to create a deadly situation, Ron took action on his own and tried to strangle Cattleya to death.

This kind of birth behavior even makes a cultist like him feel cold in his hands and feet.

"Cruel, vicious. If we really follow his theory of relationship, Cattleya should be considered his adopted daughter. How could he be so cruel as to do this?"

"Compared to him, I seem like a good person..."

With a heavy heart, Agostino took a deep breath and finally suppressed the doubts in his heart.

Even if this pretty boy really had an ulterior motive in collusion with the mysterious queen, the price he paid was really too high.

And, most importantly, this is not an arrangement that Bernadette could make at all!

"Oh, sir, I want to know the purpose of your visit."

He hesitated for a moment and asked cautiously in a hoarse voice.

Ron's performance convinced Agostino. After all, it was rare to find such an extreme, vicious and cruel person. It didn't seem like he was acting at all.

Hearing this, the blond boy relaxed his brows a little, raised the corners of his mouth and revealed a slightly neurotic smile:

"My request is very simple, that is to kill Bernadette. I want to kill her with my own hands!"

This guy is a lunatic, right? Didn’t you betray him first and even steal his sealed object?
What makes you speak without any reservation and even so confidently?
"why?"

Agostino, who discovered part of Ron's "essence", asked immediately, while looking at the "Wishing Lamp" hanging on the boy's waist thoughtfully.

"Why!?"

"You ask me why!?"

Hearing this question, the nervous smile on the blond boy's mouth became more obvious.

He kicked Cattleya, who was completely confused, to vent his anger, and then yelled with madness in his eyes:

"That bitch is even more difficult to deal with than her father. She is impossible to satisfy, and she is still targeting me alone!"

"She treated me as a plaything. No matter how hard I resisted, it was just fun in her eyes. I couldn't stand this inhuman life, so I found a chance to escape..."

At this point, Ron's handsome face suddenly turned gloomy. He shook the "Wishing Magic Lamp" on his waist and said vaguely:
"I don't know how she tied this seal to me. It makes me feel like I'm not myself. Although it allows me to easily control the djinn inside, the price is unbearable for Distortion."

"I think you should be able to solve this little problem."

I see……

"That's actually the case."

Looking at the young boy's miserable and thin body, Agostino suddenly realized something and his expression suddenly became a little strange.

"This pretty boy is so miserable. Bernadette seemed to want him to be the new owner of 0-05 so as to refresh the number of wishes she could make, but I don't know what unexpected thing happened."

"The reason why he came to look for the Moss Ascetic Order was, on the one hand, he wanted to take revenge, and on the other hand, he wanted to resolve this hidden danger..."

Ron's words were deceptive. Even without using his extraordinary abilities, he could still fool the angel in front of him.

After all, the status of the "God of Time and Space" is the best in the entire world. Even if the "God of Mischief" Amon came, he would not be able to tell the truth from the lies told by such a being.

So this leads to...

"What he said was actually true!"

Agostino was completely shocked. After living for thousands of years, this was the first time he had seen such a ridiculous thing.

"Okay, the Moss Ascetic Order welcomes you to join!"

He made a prompt decision and no longer doubted whether Ron had any problems. He directly expressed his willingness to accept him.

This is not an undercover agent at all, he is clearly a treasure-delivering boy!

Agostino looked at the wishing lamp, and his heart felt a little hot. The current development was exactly the same as his prediction, which made him feel at ease.

So what if she is Roselle’s eldest daughter? So what if she has many level zero seals? Now we are outnumbered and have the advantage!
When the blond boy heard this, a look of joy suddenly appeared on his pretty face. His eyebrows relaxed and he asked,
"It seems that I won the bet. When will you help me solve the problem of this broken lamp?"

Hearing this, the old man with white hair and long beard was obviously stunned for a moment, then laughed:

"We can do it right now, but we need to first understand what your current relationship with 0-05 is."

What kind of accident could allow a Sequence Five to wield this terrifying Sealed Artifact? If I could figure it out, I could also gain this power, then...

Thinking of this, Agostino's heart, which had seen many storms, began to pound.

After all, the "genie" just now almost executed him on the spot.

If Ron knew what Old Deng was really thinking at this moment, he would probably laugh out loud regardless of the occasion.

There is no skill required to control the "Wishing Lamp", it's just pure numerical crushing.

However, Ron did not pause and rubbed the magic lamp on his waist with his hand, performing the 108 uses of the "genie" on the spot.

“I want coconut milk!”

The twisted golden figure just appeared, and what he heard was this kind of ridiculous order that made his eyes go dark.

Where can I find coconut milk for you in this remote place?
We are partners, I am not your servant!
Even though the face of the "Genius" was distorted and blurred, one could still feel that he had a sour face.

“I want coconut milk.”

The blond boy emphasized it again, glancing at the twisted golden figure standing there.

"..."

The Son of Chaos remained silent, then very considerately flew to the other side of the island and found some coconuts.

Okay, you’re awesome, you have the final say!

"?" Agostino stood there speechless, the thoughts in his mind seemingly unable to keep up with the outrageous scene before him.

This should be some kind of rule that makes 0-05 restrain himself...

Mysticism is really magical.

"That's it. As long as I don't make a wish, everything will be fine. But since we are tied together, I can hear something whispering in my ear all the time..."

Ron shrugged his shoulders in a relaxed manner and cracked the coconut shell in annoyance.

As he drank, he threw one to Agostino across from him, and at the same time he cracked open a new one and squatted down to bring it to Cattleya's mouth.

Ron asked with a smile:

"Would you like some coconut milk?"

"roll!"

Naturally, Cattleya had no good face towards this guy who betrayed herself and the queen.

But she was also wondering how much of what Ron had just said was true or false.

Because she knew that the queen was definitely not that kind of person.

I can’t tell the difference, I really can’t tell the difference!
"Heh, he's really an undercover agent. He doesn't even drink coconut milk."

Ron sneered and kicked Cattleya who was unable to resist.

At this time, Agostino, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said hoarsely:
"I think I understand the problem. But if you want to remove the binding you mentioned, you have to show me 0-05."

"..."

What do you understand?
"Do I look like an idiot to you?" Ron asked.

“No, but this is the only way to solve the problem. You have just learned my identity from Cattleya, so you should also understand that only angels can help you…”

Pull your mother's head!

The blond boy cursed inwardly and curled his lips in disdain.

Are people in the Extraordinary World so good at taking advantage of others?

He pretended to hesitate for a few seconds, and finally nodded, and without saying anything else, he threw the wishing lamp over.

"I hope you can succeed. This seal will return to me on its own after a certain period of time."

Having said this, the boy paused and changed the subject to something completely unrelated.

"Since you are so sincere, I might as well tell you some of the information that Bernadette revealed to me in bed."

"She said that she had found Roselle's relic. It did not fall into the hands of the Steam Church. It was cut out by her father and left to her as an inheritance."

As soon as these words came out, Agostino, who had just grabbed the wishing lamp and was hiding under the black robe, suddenly gasped loudly, and then disappeared as if he had never appeared.

He took a deep look at the pretty boy who betrayed Bernadette, and no one knew what he was thinking.

"I see. This information is very important. You should stay here recently. This is the hidden base of the Moss Ascetic Order. It is very safe."

As soon as he finished speaking, the angel's figure suddenly faded and was about to disappear. Seeing this, Ron immediately showed his signature crazy smile and pointed at the "Admiral of the Star" who had become invisible.

"What about her?"

"I'll leave her to you. This is the first step in your revenge against Bernadette, isn't it?"

The island was empty, with only the breeze and two figures standing and lying there.

Ron glanced over, and Cattleya's heart shuddered. She was about to open her mouth and curse so that she could die with dignity, but she found that the starlight rope that bound her instantly shattered into stardust, leaving no trace.

Her ears moved and she heard the boy's arrogant voice.

"Your acting skills are pretty good. I was still thinking about how to make you think I really betrayed you, but I didn't expect you to be such a smart person. You didn't even doubt my acting skills and reacted immediately!"

“It connects just right!”

Ron gave a thumbs up.

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"Admiral of the Stars" Cattleya's face twitched violently, and then she forced a smile.

"This, this is the simplest thing. I don't even have to think about it. I can react immediately!"

In fact, I was so frightened that I didn't have time to think.
He silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart, and looked at Ron carefully with his deep purple eyes filled with complex emotions, and asked in a strange tone:

"Is what you just said and the news spread by the Queen true?"

After all, in her eyes, Ron fits the description of a pretty boy at this moment.

"That's all fake. Are you a curly-haired baboon? Do you believe that?"

Hearing this taunt, Cattleya was obviously relieved. If she recognized someone else as her father, she would be extremely embarrassed.

"So, is my mission accomplished? Since you've exposed my identity, the Star Pirates will have to hide for a while."

"Can I leave?"

Frankly speaking, although she had not been in contact with Ron for a long time, and although the blond boy was so familiar with her that she almost bleeds, when they really separated, Cattleya suddenly felt as if she was in another world.

It's finally fucking over.

"Okay, that's not a big deal."

Ron nodded, and Cattleya's heartfelt smile was reflected in his eyes.

"That's great, Mr. Ron, I hope we never see each other again!" she said with relief.

"Really? Don't be too happy too soon."

The handsome young man waved his hand, and General Xing disappeared instantly. All traces of her were wiped out, and even the fate of this place was cleared up.

Future.

The deep purple eyes suddenly opened, and Cattleya staggered forward and almost fell to the ground. She looked around in surprise, and the vague memories in her mind suddenly became clear and connected to each other.

No way.
She stood there in a daze, looking with awe at the place where Ron had just stood. She felt horrified and stunned, and the complex emotions in her heart could not be calmed for a long time.

If I had known this earlier, I would have shamelessly acknowledged him as my father.

Just calling "Dad" can get the protection of a great being. In the mysterious world, probably 98% of the extraordinary people will swallow their pride.

After all, it's no different than praying to the Eternal Sun, except one says "My Father in Heaven" and the other says "Daddy."
"Forget it. No one would do such a thing as acknowledging a thief as their father in that situation. The most important thing is to adjust the follow-up as soon as possible and not delay the Queen's plan."

"If you really want to hide, returning to the Emerald City is the best choice!"

When she thought of this, Cattleya's tense spirit suddenly relaxed, because this was a good thing for her.

Above the sea, there is an unknown island.

An ancient and mysterious 100-meter stone tower stands in the center of the island. Agostino returns to the tower and arrives at his own secret room.

He held up the wishing lamp and carefully examined this level 0 sealed object that even the true God could not destroy.

"He's so easy to fool. Doesn't he know the wishing mechanism of the 'Wishing Magic Lamp'?"

"If I make a wish here, the corresponding distorted consequences will be borne by the holder of 0-05."

This is why Agostino did not make any further inquiries after understanding Ron's request.

Because as long as he could get the "Wishing Lamp", Ron would be dead, and it was not worth His careful investigation at all.

The extraordinary world is full of intrigues and deceptions. Everyone is an old fox and no one can deceive anyone else.

Agostino thought this way, so why not Ron do the opposite and infiltrate the upper echelons of the Moss Ascetic Order as quickly as possible?
As his thoughts raced through his mind, this Sequence 2 Sage wiped the brass lamp body and imitated Ron's previous attitude towards a servant, commanding:
“I want coconut milk!”

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The room filled with parchment scrolls recording witchcraft was silent for a few seconds, and then
"Drink your mother's head!"

The genie who was hiding in the "Wishing Lamp" was furious. He immediately appeared and slapped the ungrateful Sequence Two in the face.

"Coconut milk, coconut milk, coconut milk, drink, drink, drink, your mother!"

The Lamp God controlled the chains of rules to block everything around him, while emitting a majesty that could pierce spirits. He struck Agostino's head hard, causing his blood to splatter everywhere and his own information to continue to dissipate.

Frankly speaking, ever since cooperating with Ron, the Genie has been furious. Although it feels good to take revenge on the "Lord of Mysteries", everyone knows how arrogant Ron Sothoth is.

If I can't handle the pillar, how can I handle you?! ?
Fortunately, the "Genius" still remembered Ron's plan and was eager to cause some trouble for the "Lord of Mysteries". He simply beat the blasphemer half to death and then retracted into the lamp and ignored him.

"Hahaha."

Something is wrong, it wasn’t like this just now!
Agostino lay on the ground gasping for breath. His body had now transformed into strings of blue light containing information. It took him a long time to recover from the majestic oppression and the severe pain of the piercing of his spirit.

He looked at 0-05 in astonishment. He wanted to try it again, but when he felt the condition of his body, he gave up this suicidal idea.

After panting for a long time again, the "Sage", one of the ten pillars, got up from the ground again, picked up 0-05 with a slightly trembling hand, and finally used the "Wishing Magic Lamp" correctly based on the knowledge in his mind.

"I want to make a wish to recover all my injuries."

In His opinion, since He is not the one bound to the "Wishing Magic Lamp", the corresponding number of wishes is definitely not recorded on Him.

"can."

The "Lamp Spirit" said sullenly while nestling in the lamp. With a snap of his fingers, all the injuries on Agostino's body and spirit were healed.

But before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard the genie in the "Wishing Lamp" speak in a muffled voice:
"Since I have fulfilled one of your wishes, then in exchange, you should fulfill three, no thirty, of my wishes."

Wait, that's not right!?

Agostino stood there in a daze, not realizing the seriousness of the problem. When he came to his senses and was about to respond, he suddenly felt circles of chains of rules binding him.

These rules come from the promises He made himself, but apart from making wishes, He did not make any promise to fulfill the 30 wishes of the Wishing Lamp!

Is it an implicit rule, or is it that the rules have been twisted! ?

This is fraud!

Just as the "sage" was daydreaming, he suddenly heard a slightly childish boy's voice coming from behind him.

"My first wish is to serve me as your Lord."

(End of this chapter)