Don't let him do animation

Chapter 225: Cat Immortal Becomes Wu Ling Immortal
It was an enormous hornet's nest, with dense swarms of hornets flying around.

Just when Sun Wukong and Krillin didn't understand who the enemy was, Master Roshi smashed the hornet's nest with a wooden stick.

“Run!” Master Kame rushed out at full speed, almost instantly fleeing the scene and hiding in the bushes, shouting, “Hurry up and get out of the way, or you’ll get stung.”

“.” The audience in front of the screen was completely speechless.

This old guy is really mean.

You run so fast, and you still want Sun Wukong to practice?

"Master Kame, this old man succeeded in making me laugh."

"It really is a ten thousand needle attack."

"I am now wondering how long Son Goku and Krillin can survive under Master Roshi."

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Then, the hornets that had lost their homes came out in full force and flew towards Sun Wukong and the other two in a black mass.

The two men collapsed and screamed, and were surrounded by hornets all over their bodies.

"Help, help." Klin danced with arms and legs waving in agony.

Sun Wukong immediately ran away, but after taking only two steps, his body was restrained by the rope tied to the tree.

The two were now in a situation where they existed purely to be stung, so they circled around the tree frantically to reduce the number of times they were stung.

As expected of Master Wu Tian, ​​it is no exaggeration to say that this training method is devilish.

It was not until the evening that Master Roshi’s inhumane training came to an end.

Sun Wukong and Krillin were covered in dirt and looked extremely miserable, with large blisters all over their bodies from being stung by wasps.

Master Roshi continued to teach shamelessly: "Today's training will stop here for now. Seeing how you are stung by the wasp, you still need to improve your skills."

Krillin: "Teacher, from now on, will our daily practice be like what we did today?"

Master Kame (laughing): "What are you talking about in your sleep? Today's training is still easy. Starting tomorrow, for several consecutive months, you will not only have to practice like today, but you will also have to carry this 20-kilogram turtle shell on your back while practicing!"

"Bang bang bang~" Sun Wukong and Krillin fell to the ground one after another, and their hearts were almost on the verge of collapse.

In the days that followed, under the guidance of Master Roshi, Goku and Krillin began a hard and arduous life of training with the goal of participating in the world's number one martial arts tournament.

Time flies, and Sun Wukong and Krillin challenge their physical limits every day. Over time, they gradually get used to this kind of life. They also eat, live and practice together, and are brothers in the same school. This friendship can be regarded as the most trusted partnership.

Finally, the world's number one martial arts tournament is approaching.

Master Roshi ended the training of Goku and Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong and Sun Wukong still wanted to learn boxing, but were rejected with righteous words.

Kame-sennin: "Actually, I have nothing more to teach you. The basic essence of Kame-sen-ryu martial arts is already included in the daily training you two have done in the past seven months."

Sun Wukong and Krillin may not have noticed the changes in themselves yet, but after the recent devilish training, their eyes, hands, feet, almost every part of the body, even the brain, have been trained and have made a qualitative leap.

Master Roshi: "Boxing is just a matter of whether it can be applied or not."

Sun Wukong: "Grandpa Turtle, how can you beat him without even a special move?"

"The important thing in learning martial arts is not how to defeat others, but to surpass yourself, challenge your limits, and desire the infinite. To this end, you should use the basics you have learned to create your own fists. That's the right way."

Master Roshi was just lustful, but he did not lead any of his disciples astray and always instilled the correct martial arts methods in them.

The philosophy he taught will accompany Sun Wukong and Krillin throughout their lives.

Soon, Master Roshi went to the big city with his two disciples.

The world's number one martial arts competition has finally begun!

The scene that the audience in front of the screen has been waiting for for a long time is finally here. They witness with their own eyes the entire process of Sun Wukong and Krillin's devilish training. Isn't it just to see these two people shine?

Right now, the world’s number one martial arts tournament is about to take place, and it will definitely be the most exciting plot!

Just when people were fantasizing about the exciting plot of the masters' duel, Dragon Ball ended at the speed of light and the ending song appeared.

“???” The audience was confused and caught off guard.

Damn, this is another disgusting operation by Linlang Studio. It never finishes broadcasting early or late, but always finishes at the critical moment.

It's terrifying!

Why does Linlang Studio only do such disgusting things?

Many animation fans have been complaining crazily, saying that it would be fine if the animations contained poison or knives, but they also often end the show at critical moments. Very good, it is worthy of being Linlang Animation, and its main theme is to do whatever it wants and torture the audience.

At this time, Linlang Studio.

Chen Ji kept sneezing and whispered to himself, "Damn, I must have rhinitis."

Apart from that, he really couldn't think of anything else.

After all, whether it is Dragon Ball or Ultraman Tiga, there is no knife plot, so there is no situation of being scolded.

Chen Ji threw a ball of paper into the trash can accurately and turned on the system.

【Animation: Dragon Ball】

[Detailed information: Detailed information (character drawings, plot, music) has been sent to the email address]

[Task: Score rewards when playback volume reaches a certain value]

[Current value: 4556w]

[There is no reward for rating SS]

"It's still a little short. Forget it and don't think about it anymore." Chen Ji shook his head. The matter of the mission reward could be delayed a little longer.

He got up and contacted Zhou Jianyi, preparing to go to the toy factory to investigate and see the sales of the toys.

At this moment, the deer's voice suddenly appeared outside the door.

"Boss, boss"

Before Chen Ji could say anything, Xiao Lu rushed in hurriedly.

The two looked at each other, and the air seemed to become quiet.

"." Little deer.

"." Chen Ji.

After several minutes, Chen Ji came to his senses and asked, "What are you doing now?"

Xiaolu: "Just now, Wuling Automobile Company said on our Weibo that they hope to cooperate again."

"???" Chen Ji was confused.

Wu Ling still wants to cooperate?

He thought about it, but still couldn't figure out what Wu Ling was up to.

Ultraman Tiga’s Victory Team’s exclusive vehicles have all become Wu Ling, what other cooperation do they want?
Aren’t you satisfied with the Wu Lings that are everywhere on the streets now?
Chen Ji asked: "What do you mean?"

Xiaolu replied: "They said they want to invest in Dragon Ball!" Chen Ji felt that his IQ had been severely rubbed to the ground by Wu Ling, and he set his sights on Dragon Ball again, wanting to invest.

What to invest in?
Chen Ji really couldn't think of anything that the Dragon Balls would like. It's not Initial D, and it's impossible for Son Goku and Bulma to drive the Wu Ling to find the Dragon Balls in the future.

"Tell me carefully."

"Wu Ling meant to start with the Somersault Cloud. The Somersault Cloud was created by an immortal named Wu Ling for Master Kame. There will be a certain amount of space at the end to introduce this Immortal Wu Ling."

Chen Ji covered his face.

What the hell!

Wu Ling is awesome!

Xiaolu asked: "Boss, what should we do? I think it's a good idea. Isn't there still the Cat Immortal in Dragon Ball? It's no problem to change it to Wu Ling Immortal now."

"What's the point of replying? Just pretend you didn't see it." Chen Ji complained dissatisfiedly. The Cat Immortal was also called Karin Immortal Wu Ling Immortal.

This... no matter how you look at it, seems out of place.

What if other car companies also get involved, Dongfeng Tianshen? Mazida the Great Demon King?
The little deer was quite reluctant to leave, and acted like a typical miser, with only small money in his eyes: "Is this okay? After all, I'm here to give you money for free."

"I'm not interested in money."

Chen Ji said something and turned to leave the office.

The little deer was alone, standing there in a daze, and his facial expression gradually became more interesting.

What shocking remarks had she just heard!
It took Chen Ji about half an hour to leave Linlang Studio and arrive at Linlang Toy Factory.

At that time, the Linlang Toy Factory was doing a booming business, and from time to time you could see large trucks loaded with goods leaving the factory.

Inside the Linlang Toy Factory.

Zhou Jianyi had been waiting for a long time. Before Chen Ji could answer, he began to report on the latest situation of the factory.

"Boss, the dealers ordered Ultraman Tiga peripherals worth more than 2000 million in a single day."

"Dragon Ball has only reached a quarter of its original size. Currently, the factory is actively developing new peripheral products, including but not limited to picture books, figurines, etc."

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After listening to this, Chen Ji nodded. He expected that Dragon Ball's profit would not be as good as Ultraman Tiga's.

Some works are like this, popularity does not mean profit, of course this is not the case without copyright. If all kinds of copyright are taken into account.
Chen Ji asked: "What is the market feedback? What do customers think after buying toys?"

Zhou Jianyi looked excited: "Very good. Even though our prices are high, kids nowadays are like fools. They only know how to buy, buy, and buy. If there is any gimmick of price reduction, they will think they have made a profit. If there is another buy one get one free promotion, those little brats will feel uncomfortable if they don't spend money."

Chen Ji half-jokingly said, "Sometimes I wonder if it is too immoral for us to cheat children out of their money like this."

"No." Zhou Jianyi shook his head to reject it, but in fact he was secretly despising Chen Ji.

This is a typical case of a whore trying to set up a memorial for herself. Only she herself knows who was the most excited when selling toys.

As if to make his statement more truthful, Zhou Jianyi also took Chen Ji to several schools to investigate the situation.

Although Linlang Studio was defrauding children of their money, it also brought them joy.

Chen Ji saw the happy children in the school through the guardrail.

Some children shouted Kamehameha and fought desperately with their classmates.

Over there, a group of little Tigas wearing masks were very unsportsmanlike and were chasing and blocking a little monster wearing a mask.

"Great, great!" Chen Ji felt a sense of accomplishment.

He observed the children in the school for a long time, and from time to time a smile appeared on his face, which he thought was kind but was actually immoral.

The three security guards of the school also observed Chen Ji for a long time.

Finally, Chen Ji was invited in by the school security and teachers to question why he was wandering around the school.

After leaving school, Chen Ji kept complaining.

"Lao Zhou, I have never been so speechless about what you have done. Do I look like a human trafficker?"

After leaving the school, Chen Ji tried hard to force a smile.

Zhou Jianyi covered his face and remained silent. If his boss didn't smile, he would basically have nothing to do with human traffickers.

After complaining, Chen Ji gradually regained his composure: "Old Zhou, you just saw it, right? The teacher at school said that many parents are complaining that Linlang's toys will affect their children's studies, and they are very resistant to us. This is a bad sign. How do you think we can restore Linlang's image in the eyes of parents?"

Zhou Jianyi thought for a moment and said, "How about some stationery with cartoon characters on it?"

After hearing this, Chen Ji suddenly grasped the key point: "Go back and start a line of pencil cases with multiplication formulas printed on them. The slogan should be "enlightenment of intelligence". Don't let your children lose at the starting line!"

Zhou Jianyi gave a thumbs up: "Great."

Chen Ji thought it was more than just a wonderful idea. Although pencil cases are durable and not easy to break, consumption can be stimulated by changing the skin of the pencil cases.

If that doesn't work, the multiplication table can be converted into a unit table, pinyin table, etc.

The plan is very easy to implement. There is really no technological advancement in pencil cases. It is simply unrealistic to brag about using the latest generation of military-grade technology or being made by top craftsmen.

Therefore, let’s re-activate Transformers’ slogan: develop intelligence and don’t let your children lose at the starting line.

Many parents are afraid that it will affect their children's studies, so they forbid them from buying toys, but they can't forbid them from buying stationery. As long as it is related to learning, parents will never be stingy.

Somewhere, Liu Xiaoming had already taken a fancy to the new goods in the Linlang Toys section of the shopping mall.

A pencil case with Ultraman Tiga printed on it and multiplication tables inside is so awesome!

I was worried that I wouldn't be able to do multiplication in the exam. If I had this pencil case, I could cheat without any problems.

Beautiful!
Although Liu Xiaoming's pencil case is still brand new and has hardly been used, when he thinks of the pencil case with Ultraman Tiga printed on it, he feels that it is no longer just a pencil case, but a masterpiece of God.

However, Liu Xiaoming didn’t know how to ask his parents for money to buy a pencil case. After all, he was always buying toys and his family no longer gave him pocket money.

Liu Xiaoming was full of thoughts on his way home, always thinking of a solution, until dinner time, when he hesitantly asked for pocket money.

When the parents at home heard this, they were immediately furious.

A few days ago, he vowed that he would never ask for money to buy toys again, but now he is asking for money again.
My parents scolded me: "Don't even think about it, we don't have money. You buy toys every day like this, do you really think our money comes from the wind?"

Liu Xiaoming lowered his head and said, "I'm not buying a toy, I'm buying a pencil case. I want to buy a pencil case."

The parents' attitude instantly softened: "Oh, so you want to buy a pencil case."

This money must be spent to buy things for study!
"Is ten dollars enough?"

"Not enough, twenty dollars is needed!"

"What?" The parents at home were shocked.

What kind of pencil case costs twenty yuan?

Isn't that toy just two iron boxes held together by an iron wire in the middle? Since when did even pencil cases become so expensive, with gold rims?
Liu Xiaoming said weakly: "It's just 20 yuan. I heard from the salesgirl that it's the latest pencil case, which can develop intelligence. If you don't want to lose at the starting line, you have to buy a pencil case."

The parents at home looked at each other, completely losing their ability to think rationally, and said in unison: "Buy it!"

(End of this chapter)