Back in the 1980s, hiking in the mountains was also a way of life
Chapter 311: Cowardly
Chapter 311: Cowardly
Normally, in winter, because the temperature is very low, the odor cannot be emitted outdoors.
Even if it can be emitted, the smelly thing will have to be frozen in a short time.
At this time, Wang An could smell the stench, so there was only one situation that could explain the problem, that is, someone was defecating, upwind and very close.
Wang An had no interest in knowing who was shitting, so Wang An held his breath and walked away against the wind.
But, sometimes some things are not what you think they are, or you can avoid them if you want to.
Just after Wang An walked more than ten meters and took a deep breath of fresh air, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, and his whole body froze.
I saw a big snow-white butt about ten meters in front of me, sucking its anus and smiling at Wang An.
Wang An shook his head and couldn't believe his eyes. He actually saw a big white butt in this ice and snowy place where there was no one within 2 miles.
What's wrong with this?
But what I have to say is that this butt is really a good one! That’s so damn white!
Immediately afterwards, Wang An reacted and hid behind the bushes, because although Wang An did not know who the owner of the penis was, what Wang An was sure of was that the owner of the penis was a woman.
What the hell if someone finds out, I'm watching someone poop.
Oh shit! That would be embarrassing for Tikiba.
After a while, Wang An, who was hiding behind the bushes, looked around and wanted to go around and continue hunting house finches and squirrels.
Although this butt, compared with Fang Xiu'e's butt, is not overly generous, but no matter how beautiful the butt is, it is just a butt.
Wang An is not a pervert, so he has no intention of reading any more.
However, after Wang An glanced around, he found that except for the bush next to him, there were no larger bushes nearby, and the trees nearby were all sparse.
In other words, no matter how you run around, you are very likely to be discovered by the other party. Wang An sighed helplessly.
This Nima! ! !
After a while, Wang An felt that the other party should have finished pulling him away. To confirm, he wanted to sneak a peek over there.
Because in such cold temperatures, doing it quickly when pooping is something almost everyone wants to do.
However, before Wang An could poke his head out, he heard the "click" and "click" sounds of stepping on the snow.
The most damning thing is that the sound is getting closer and closer!
How can this be done?
Just when Wang An was thinking hard about it, the "click" sound of stepping on the snow disappeared.
Then Wang An felt awkwardly that the owner of the penis was already standing next to him.
Before Wang An could turn around and speak, the opponent kicked him over with a flying kick, and the opponent's leg was raised very high.
Although Wang An has never practiced martial arts, he has almost always fought in his past life and this life, which is a little more than 4 months in his life.
Fighting is actually something that practice makes perfect.
Although a person who knows one and a half moves is more capable of hitting, but if he doesn't know it, he is just getting beaten.
Therefore, when Wang An saw the foot kicking over, he subconsciously punched the side of the opponent's foot from bottom to top.
Wang An's punch did not hit the opponent because the opponent's leg bent back.
Just when Wang An had not retracted his fist due to excessive force, the opponent's leg bounced back again.
Wang An hurriedly stretched out his right hand to resist, and Wang An's right hand was holding a slingshot at this time.
Therefore, the opponent's kick directly hit Wang An's slingshot fork.
It has to be said that the slingshot fork of this manchurian ash tree is strong, and it did not break under the combined force of the two people.
Wang An took advantage of his strength and took a few steps back, but the opponent was hot in pursuit. He quickly took a few steps forward and caught up with Wang An again. The opponent still used his legs and feet to greet Wang An, and seemed to be very confident in his own leg skills.
Moreover, the opponent was kicking and kicking one after another, and the angles were getting more and more tricky.
Wang An not only didn't have a chance to fight back, but it became increasingly difficult to resist. The opponent's speed was too fast.
An angry Wang An wanted to get close and rely on strength to win, but the opponent seemed to see through what Wang An wanted to do.
The two legs were swung so tightly that Wang An had no chance to get close.
Finally, after Wang An blocked and dodged several times, the opponent finally got free and kicked Wang An on the chest.
Wang An has a very good physique, tall and big, and his whole body is full of explosive power.
Although the other party is a lady, the power of this attack is also powerful and unparalleled.
So Wang An was kicked. After stumbling back a few steps, he still couldn't escape and sat down on the ground.
In fact, Wang An might not have sat down on the ground if he hadn't been carrying three guns, because the three guns plus bullets weigh about 24 kilograms.
What you need to know is that any straw beyond the maximum limit will break a camel's back, let alone a 24-pound thing for humans.
It's just like this many times. Any burden on your body may become an extremely heavy burden and affect you.
At this time, Wang An, who was sitting on the snow and holding his chest, concluded that this pretty old woman really wanted to kick him to death.
Mainly because of this kick to Wang An's heart, his chest felt a little painful.
Fortunately, Wang An wore thick clothes, with a small cotton-padded jacket underneath and a large cotton-padded jacket outside.
Otherwise, with this kick, it is very likely that Wang An will be kicked out directly.
From Wang An's perspective, this girl was wearing a police-style cotton hat, a long scarf knitted with black wool, and a long military coat. The lower circumference of the coat was just above the knees, and at her feet was a pair of long boots. Black military hook.
Overall, although this lady looks a bit heroic, she also looks soft and frail.
No one can tell that this bitch is actually a practicing martial artist, a serious and capable fighter.
Because Wang An, a fighter with extremely rich fighting experience and a fighting ability that rarely fails, was kicked into this state without any trouble.
But what I have to say is that this girl's appearance is indeed very standard.
But in Wang An's eyes, compared with Mu Xueqing, there is still a little difference, but only a small difference.
Of course, this is in Wang An's eyes. If it were in the eyes of others, it may be that the benevolent sees benevolence and the wise see wisdom.
However, if compared with Shen Wei, Fang Xiu'e and Lu Yueyue, Wang An had to admit that this girl is actually slightly better.
But, but, but, this bitch is so evil! ! !
Wang An doesn't have any thoughts of pity. Mainly in this situation, Wang An is actually the one who should be pitied.
But Wang An is a big man, he doesn't need to be pitied, and no one will pity him.
So Wang An put his left hand into his shoulder pocket without hesitation, because Wang An's big 54 was habitually placed in his left shoulder pocket.
For someone like Wang An, who uses every possible means when fighting, he must use whatever method is effective.
Thank you for the "promise, made for you" reward, thank you, thank you, clasp your fist!
(End of this chapter)
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