Back in the 1980s, hiking in the mountains was also a way of life
Chapter 46: Various quarrels
Chapter 46: Various quarrels (please read and recommend)
Wang An looked at his old uncle who had a smile on his face because he had harvested two bear bile.
He actually said something that even if someone beat him up, no one would start a fight!
I really want to take a mouthful of sticky phlegm! He is an elder! !
Wang An asked tirelessly: "Old uncle, didn't you say before that it would be brave to let the black blind man get angry before he died?"
When Feng Chengmin, who was smiling happily, heard this, he rolled his eyes at Wang An and said angrily:
"I mean increasing the probability, that is, possibility! I can't understand what I'm saying. No wonder you were kicked out of school. It's nothing!"
Wang An: ".!"
Every day, I am so sticky...why do I want to spit on his face so much! !
Forget it...he is the elder!
After being defeated twice in a row, Wang An became honest, shut up, and stopped asking!
Feng Chengmin put away his two black and blind courages and ignored this "nothing" wife and nephew!
He turned around and dug out the black blind man's entrails, leaving all his heart, liver, and lungs intact. Together with his intestines, this set of entrails, also called a lantern hanging, was hung on the tree!
Wang An couldn't help it anymore. This black blind man's big heart and big liver are cooked. Wouldn't it taste good?
He asked directly: "Old uncle, why don't you keep the heart, liver, and lungs? Can't you eat them?"
Feng Chengmin paused, stood up slowly, and said, "No dogs will eat that stuff. It's fishy, nasty, and maybe poisonous. Are you going to eat it?"
I have no choice but to ask even if I don’t ask!
Who doesn't understand?
"Why is it poisonous? Hasn't the poisonous black blind man been poisoned to death long ago?" Wang An asked in confusion.
Feng Chengmin looked at Wang An like a fool and said, "What does the black blind man do?"
Wang An replied blankly: "It's just medicinal materials! You don't have to ask me."
Feng Chengmin was really too lazy to pay attention to Wang An, a fool, so he forced himself to calm down and said:
"What I'm saying is that black blind man's gallbladder can detoxify! There are people who use poison to kill pheasants and dancing cats, deer and stupid roe deer. But have you ever heard of someone who poisoned a black blind man to death? "
Then he said: "There are also wild boars. Wild boars eat everything every day. They also make poisonous mushrooms. Do you think it is dead? Wild boars can also find their own antidote herbs!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the body of the other black blind man, not forgetting to say: "If you don't have any common sense, you are nothing!"
Wang An: "...!"
I have a big mouth...! Forget it, it’s so disgusting, let’s not talk about it anymore!
Then Feng Chengmin took out all the internal organs of the blind man under the tree, held it in his hand, looked around, heard a "pop" and threw it aside!
Wang An didn't ask this time because he knew what was going on. There was no small tree next to Feng Chengmin! So just flip it off and get the job done!
After Feng Chengmin threw away Heixiazi's internal organs, he rubbed his hands carefully in the snow!
Then he used the knife to cut off the blind man's nose, and then used the knife to dig out the two ridges of the black man!
Heixiazizi's nose is also a medicinal material. It is said to be very effective in curing lamb madness, which is epilepsy!
The Heixiazi Bolenggai is the kneecap of the Heixiazi's hind legs, also called Galaha!
Commonly known as fake tiger bone, it has miraculous effects on rheumatism, joint pain, etc.!
Then I walked to another black blind man and did the same operation again!
After finishing the processing, Feng Chengmin asked: "Have you read everything?"
Wang An nodded and said: "Yeah, I know it! These are not difficult!"
Feng Chengmin said in an awkward tone: "Why don't we just give up the corpses of these two blind men! They're not very tasty either! Is it fair to throw them away?"
Wang An knew that this stuff sold for about 3 cents per pound in the market.
So he said a little anxiously: "Then why don't you blind me in vain?"
Feng Chengmin said a little worriedly: "But how do we get them home?"
Wang An casually replied: "We are not crawling...!"
Before Wang An finished speaking, he shut up, turned around and left.
I almost got caught by him again! Just this day!
Looking at Wang An's back, Feng Chengmin burst out laughing!
Wang An returned quickly with the sledge!
These two black and blind men don't look like a mother-in-law, and I don't know why they want to squat in the same warehouse or Tiancang!
Usually, there will be two warehouses where the black blind man squats. They are all underground warehouses. The reason is very simple, because the underground warehouses are spacious!
There are two black and blind people in one warehouse, and they usually move in one after the other.
The black blind man hibernates and sleeps very deeply, so when the second black blind man enters the hole, it will not affect the first black blind man who has already entered hibernation.
Don’t pay attention to the first one!
There is also a situation where there are two black blind men in one warehouse, or three black blind men.
This is also the case in most cases where there are many black and blind men in one warehouse, that is, two or three women.
The little black blind boy comes out of the nest two years ago. Before he comes out of the nest, he lives with the female black blind boy, so he also hibernates and squats with the female black blind boy!
If Feng Chengmin hadn't stabbed his buttocks with a pole just now, the black blind man might not even wake up!
The big one weighs about 350 pounds, and the small one weighs upwards of 300 pounds!
The two of them worked together to lift them onto the sledge. This time the big horse was basically the same as the last time he pulled up the leopard carcass.
After a brief period of panic, it calmed down and everything seemed to be the same.
Feng Chengmin was amazed when he saw it. Feng Chengmin said that he had experienced a lot of horses, mules and cattle.
I have never seen an animal as evil as this big horse.
Wang An grinned when he heard this. Such a horse is obviously very powerful, but Feng Chengmin said it was evil!
Isn’t this nonsense!
However, Wang An did not dare to refute. Who knew that this old guy would try his best to poke his own lung tube!
After harvesting two black blind eggs today, Feng Chengmin had no intention of continuing to look for prey.
"Niece, let's go home!" Feng Chengmin greeted Wang An with a smile and got on the sledge.
Wang An drove the sledge and headed home.
On the way, Feng Chengmin thought for a while and said to Wang An:
"I didn't expect that the operation went so well today. When the bear bile is sold, I will take away the 20% I promised to the man, and the rest will be shared equally between the two of us."
Wang An was stunned for a moment, because according to the rules, he should take the remaining 80% of the three shares.
And he is a disciple, even less.
Before Wang An could say anything, Feng Chengmin continued: "If you have the bones of a leopard, I won't give you the ripple cover. I'll make some wine. The black blind man's nose isn't worth much, so I won't give it to you."
Just when Wang An was about to speak, Feng Chengmin paused and continued: "This black blind man, why don't you take the big one away and let you suffer less!"
Now it was Wang An's turn to speak, and Wang An asked directly: "Isn't there such a rule in mountain climbing? How could I share so much?
Although the two of them are relatives, there is absolutely nothing wrong with them talking about how to share the harvest like this. Brothers, let's settle the score!
Say everything openly, don’t whisper behind your back, this is also the rule for mountaineers!
Feng Chengmin knew Wang An's doubts and explained: "Your performance in the past two days is not inferior to that of an experienced mountain hunter. It's just that your experience in finding prey is really not that good."
He continued: "Especially when you fucked these two black blind men today, you are much better than many experienced mountain hunters!"
Then he said: "You have a calm mind and good marksmanship. Of the few shots I fired, only one shot hit the black blind man's front leg, and the remaining shots were all missed! The black blind man who jumped at you was completely beaten. You killed yourself!"
Please read, recommend, and collect!
I hope all my relatives will continue to support me, thank you!
(End of this chapter)
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