LOL: It’s so happy to be a Chinese aid in LCK
Chapter 169 You are invincible! ah? Am I invincible?
Chapter 169 You are invincible! ah? Am I invincible?
pain!It hurts so much!
Silence is better than sound here!
Xu Junyan saw the heavy snow in the sky, saw the snow crushing the green pines, saw Old Li Tou crying heartbreakingly, and heard the heartbreaking song "One Cut Plum" in the cold winter.
Hey, Sang Hyuk is such a miserable man.
If I had known about this call earlier, I would have secretly answered it.
That's not right. If you pick it up secretly, wouldn't there be no way to wash away your grievances?
"That...Silence player?"
"An Ning Ha Tiyou?"
After Enjing finished speaking, she didn't wait for Xu Junyan's reply. She couldn't help but start to worry again, fearing that she would not be forgiven.
But she is also a very smart person.
After getting no reply for a while, she only thought that Xu Junyan might still be angry. As time passed, she gradually realized that something was wrong.
After hesitating for a moment, Enjing asked slowly: "Player Faker, is he right next to you?"
"Yeah." Xu Junyan nodded.
This time it was Eunjing's turn to be silent. After a moment of silence, she said, "Can you hand your phone to player Faker and let me have a few words with him?"
Xu Junyan did not refuse. No matter what happened, it was definitely better for the two parties to handle this matter themselves.
"Here, Xianghe."
While Xu Junyan handed over the phone, he winked at Faker, whose eyes were red, and hinted, "There is still a chance, come on!"
Faker silently took the phone and wiped his tears. Just as he was about to speak, he thought that Xu Junyan was behind him. He felt embarrassed and hurriedly ran to the bathroom.
Xu Junyan rolled his eyes. This old Li Tou is so unjust. What can I do if I let him listen?
Cheapskate!
Too lazy to care about these two people, Xu Junyan entered the training room, turned on the phone, logged in, clicked on queue, and logged on to Weibo to take a look.
Sure enough, RNG defeated EDG in the final last night. In this case, the little emperors came to make fun of him again.
"Yan Chu, speak!"
"Who can't win a championship? It's so funny, haha!"
"There's nothing I can do, brothers. After all, this is the first time Yan Chu has won the championship. It's right to get carried away. Unlike us, we are used to winning and are a calm group."
"Get out of here, Yanchu!"
"Uzi is really strong! The whole final was just killing people randomly. Yan Chu was so scared that he didn't dare to show his head after seeing it."
"It's not necessary for the guy upstairs. When did Xu Junyan become qualified to touch Ciwuzi? He's too high-minded."
"Don't touch our RNG god with an RNG white-eyed wolf, okay? He only deserves to smell Uzi's farts!"
"It's just like the dog was barking yesterday. If we meet him next time, I'm afraid Uzi will beat his head to bits, haha."
"Should I say it, without the white-eyed wolf like Yan Chu in the team, it is really easy for RNG to win the game. There are more smiles on Uzi's face. As an RNG fan, I feel happy."
"Uzi is invincible, okay! Uzi, the eternal god! What is he trying to say to fight us?"
"How can someone with a trashy personality like Yan Chu really be qualified to compete with Uzi? Regardless of character, strength or honor, isn't Uzi far behind this trash?"
"..."
Xu Junyan brushed these indifferently, which was very funny.
These emperors are really black devils, or maybe they are really crazy. If nothing else, it is easier for RNG to win the game without him. This is really what people can say. Spoken?
You know, last year, he only appeared in three games throughout the entire season. The only time he lost, in the World Championship, his output was the sum of the other four.
Of course, Xu Junyan was only amused by this, but not angry, because he already knew the nature of the emperors, so how could he continue to be angry about this kind of thing?
After thinking about it, Xu Junyan edited a Weibo post, replying to the royal bastards who praised Uzi while belittling him:
[Ah, yes, yes, you are all right. In half a month, the loving father you have been waiting for me will go to torture you. When the time comes, be sure to ask your god to prepare a bathtub as soon as possible. Remember to add cold water to the bathtub. Otherwise, I am afraid that the temperature given to him will be too high, and the red temperature will be overloaded, and he will not be able to recover without a bath. 】
This offensiveness is super strong!
Yan fans, Kofen, and even some LPL fans who hate GSL and RNG, such as IG fans, Little Knights, etc., many people are browsing e-sports Weibo when they have nothing to do.
They unexpectedly came across Xu Junyan's Weibo post, and after just one glance, they burst into laughter.
"Hahaha!"
"666! To deal with Huang Za, you have to be Yanshen!"
"Preparing a bathtub is so awesome! Fill the bathtub with cold water in advance. I prefer to call it a sure blow! / Dog Head"
"Such offensiveness! The Silent Emperor is truly the top nuclear weapon against the emperor!"
"No Brother Yan, do you want to laugh me to death this early in the morning? Hahaha! / Belly laughter / Belly laughter"
At this moment, Xu Junyan quickly updated Weibo.
sticker.jpg.
This is a screenshot. The screenshot shows a qualifying match. Look at the time. Just now, Xu Junyan’s lineup was:
Top laner Qinggang Shadow, jungler Lucian, mid laner Malzahar, ADC Varus, and assistant Braum.
At first glance, it doesn’t seem like much, but upon closer inspection, holy crap! Jungle Lucian? ? !
Under the screenshot, there is a caption written by Xu Junyan: [Family members, who knows? I seem to have encountered Mr. Uzi’s trumpet. 】
At first, everyone didn't realize what was going on, until an old man watching the game suddenly realized it. In the comment area, he explained that in a game of Royal Royal SHR, Uzi lost his temper and chose AD Lucian with the help of his coach and teammates. In the situation, Maverick went out of his way and directly chose a VN, forcing Inset to use Lucian as a jungler. This also made SHR lose miserably in that game. Regardless of Lucian or VN, the post-game statistics were very spicy. Eye.
The exposure of this ancient scandal directly opened the eyes of many people, calling them a thief, what a thief.
After all, most of the current LPL viewers were attracted to the game after the popularity of the league exploded in the s5s6 season. They gradually started to play the game LOL and came into contact with the League of Legends professional league.
Everyone has no idea about the ancient news of the S3 and S4 seasons, especially the loyal emperors nowadays. Most of them are new fans of S8 marketing, otherwise they would never be so obsessed with praising Uzi. Character.
Weibo went viral.
"Damn it! I'm shocked! It turns out that the god of RNG has such ancient secrets. It really opened my eyes."
"Damn it! How dare the emperors brag about their good character? GSL is really outrageous."
"I can't stand it anymore. I was so angry during the game that I forced my teammates to play Lucian as jungler. I really exploded! Is this the birth of a giant baby?"
"This is just as explosive as the 'I'm going to take a shower' when I played ranked with Mao Shen! The dog in the shower is so funny!/Soybeans are sweating."
"Hahaha! So, you have to look at Brother Yan to clean up the emperor's miscellaneous things! This round of tidying up is so awesome! / Smiling sideways."
"It means the work is too dense and I can't stop laughing~" "It looks good! I love it! Brother Yan, please continue to reveal the news! Damn it! I just like to see Huang Za and the GSLs look so embarrassed!"
"..."
As for the emperor, all of them were dumbfounded.
No, they haven't launched a counterattack against the one in the bathtub yet. Who knew that Xu Junyan's work was so dense, and soon after, another big wave came for them!
The giant baby Uzi, jungler Lucian.
Damn it!
Some real old bastards and old GSLs knew about this. They were immediately blushing and had thick necks, and they could hardly breathe evenly.
New Huangza and new GSLs don't know this, but they don't want to know either. They just want to rack their brains and scold Xu Junyan back.
Therefore, the new Huangza’s counterattack was actually faster than the old Huangza’s old GSLs. They sneered at Xu Junyan’s Weibo:
"That's too disgusting, isn't it? Yan Chu, putting aside the ancient news, just for the sake of acting, you directly choose a Lucian jungler to disgust your teammates?"
"Yes, I have never seen such a disgusting person. Is this the quality of a professional player? Taking the lead in disgusting people in the canyon?"
"It makes no sense for such a person not to be banned!"
"No matter what, your teammates are innocent, right? In order to find fault with us, you directly started to cheat your teammates in the high-level Korean server. By the way, then you are invincible."
"666! There is no bottom line for what you say now."
"Even if we spray you, we won't implicate innocent people, but people like Yan Zhidao are really not praised and cannot be criticized."
"Okay, okay, now that you are like this, what else can we say? You are invincible, is that okay? Are you happy?"
"It's unlucky for your teammates~ I feel sorry for them. They managed to get a good score, but they are ranked like this!"
Needless to say, some of the emperors are quite smart, especially when it comes to online spats. They are very shrewd.
Knowing that he might not be able to fight against Xu Junyan by reading historical books, he directly chose to stand on the moral high ground and act yin and yang strangely.
When they said this, the fans and fans felt really at a loss for words and unable to deal with it.
After all, Uzi’s original behavior was extremely bad, but isn’t Xu Junyan doing the same thing now?
Although it is just a ranking game, if it is infinitely magnified, it will become an obvious stain on life.
'broken! Brother Yan is so careless! '
Many of Xu Junyan's true fans had their hearts beating slightly at this moment, and they became worried for Xu Junyan.
However, they did not worry for too long. With a ding-dong sound, Xu Junyan's Weibo updates were updated again.
Content: [Huh? Am I invincible? 】
In the middle is a screenshot.
In the screenshot, Xu Junyan's jungler Lu Xian's record is 5-2-0 in 1 minutes.
There is no doubt that getting this data during this time period is extremely good. At least this record has nothing to do with pitfalls.
Seeing this, the corners of the mouths of those Huang Za and GSLs who originally stood on the moral high ground to denounce Xu Junyan twitched.
Under the screenshot, there is the second paragraph of Xu Junyan's text: [No, no, there are only two heads. In fact, it's still a little short. Thank you Xiao Huangza and the little GSLs for their blessings to me. Thank you. 】
Thank you, sir! Thank you!
Who the hell wants to bless you?
The royal miscellaneous people and gsl people almost went crazy. They never thought that Xu Junyan could be successful as a jungler with Lucian. Two kills in 5 minutes. What the hell! Are there pigs on the other side?
They were almost furious.
Fans of Yan, Kefen, and some onlookers couldn't hold it back. They were caught off guard and burst out laughing again.
"No, counterattack so quickly?"
"Not only did jungler Lucian not cheat, but he went 5-2 in 0 minutes? This is something I didn't expect either!"
"Huang Za and GSL were fooled by Xiu Ma!"
"Judg me from the moral high ground? But what do you say if I carry it?"
"I'm numb. I was worried about Brother Yan just now about how to deal with this, but Brother Yan went 5-2 in 0 minutes... it's outrageous!"
"666!"
Everyone seemed to be aroused by Xu Junyan's live broadcast performance performance operation again.
At the same time, some people went out of their way to check the ID of Xu Junyan's account, and finally found out that it was just an account that had just become a master, which immediately made many people happy.
With Xu Junyan's strength, he can carry casually in the game. The points in the king game are like drinking water. Playing an ultra-low-end master game. Although jungler Lucian is indeed quite abstract, isn't it the same as gold beating silver? Just kill him!
After learning about the rank of Xu Junyan, the royal miscellaneous people also felt numb. Although they were still not convinced, they felt that even a low-end master would not really let a jungler Lucian win, right?
No matter how powerful Xu Junyan was, he wouldn't be this powerful. It shouldn't be that bad, right?
So they continued to scold him on Weibo, mocking Xu Junyan for being proud for a while and waiting to see if he should lose or lose.
In response to this, Xu Junyan simply completed this task to the end. Every time he went home and entered the jungle while he was online, he took a screenshot and posted it on Weibo.
Everyone just watched a feast that was not a live broadcast but was better than a live broadcast! Fans of Yan, Kefen and others were laughing so hard, while Huangza and GSL were completely speechless.
Until the end of the game, Xu Junyan did not forget to give the little emperors another decisive blow.
While he was writing in the chat box the compliments sent by his teammates at the end of the game, 'jug666', 'Lucian is a handsome jungler! 'Send the screenshots, and the Korean text is even accompanied by a translation.
At the same time, under the screenshot, there is a line of text.
[Not everyone is as willful as your red-warm giant baby, regardless of the consequences. I am willful because I have that absolute self-confidence. I can take care of this situation, a bunch of clowns. /cover mouth/yellow finger/clown/yellow finger/cover mouth】
Sending out this Weibo is the real killer, a killer from all levels!
Obviously, this crushing level of victory also brought more laughter to the LPL audience who already disliked Huang Za and GSL.
As for the royal miscellaneous people, this time they finally exploded!
Facing the situation that Xu Junyan created for them, where they were truly the enemy of the whole network, they felt uncomfortable, their temperature was very high, and they couldn't bear it! In anger, they all made the ultimate violent remarks:
"Can't you guys be more tolerant of the All-China class? Why should RNG be criticized by virgins like you? When will fans of hybrid teams like Ji Za and Little Knight die? Yan Za and Ke Za haven't left yet. Are you going to live in Bangzi? I finally found out that except for us RNG fans, everyone in the LPL is just unreasonable!"
(End of this chapter)
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