LOL: It’s so happy to be a Chinese aid in LCK
Chapter 206: RNG's collective defense is broken, the master of laughter Li Xianghe
Chapter 206: RNG's collective defense is broken, the joke master Li Xianghe
"I seriously suspect that Brother Yan is hinting at something. Think about it carefully! If you still can't figure it out, I will announce the answer!"
"Adopt the giant red-hot baby across the street, haha~"
"This is 10,000 times more explosive than accepting a disciple! No wonder Bath Dog's face is so red and GSL is so anxious/squinting smile"
"Huangza and GSL work together to break through the defense!"
"I suddenly understood the true meaning of Mr. Liu's book 'One Sentence is Worth Ten Thousand Sentences'. No matter how loud the GSLs are, they can't compare to this sentence of adoption and all-round killing!"
"It has to be Brother Yan, he is so good! In the field of fighting against RNG, Royal Team and GSL, I would like to call him the eternal true god! / Thumbs up"
"Oh my god! I was wondering what was going on. I never understood it. It turns out they are adopting a giant red-hot baby... That's too violent, hahaha!"
Yan fans, Ke fans, and LPL fans who heard the news were all laughing like crazy at this moment, shouting 666.
Huangza and GSL became even more embarrassed and angry when they saw these comments. Their heads were buzzing and their faces were alternating between blue and red.
They were so angry that they stressed again that they didn't care about it at all! They were making crazy excuses and barking like crazy dogs.
This is completely different from what they said when they said 'I don't care'. It's obvious that they care a lot but they are just being stubborn!
I'm afraid even Heath Ledger isn't as good as them in playing the Joker, because it doesn't look like they are acting at all.
At the same time, at the Berlin event.
Listening to the LCS English commentator saying "Oh My God~" one after another, and listening to all the SKT fans led by Bae Joo-hyun shouting "SKT is awesome" off the court.
Xu Junyan showed a faint smile on his face, and after taking off his headphones, Faker next to him raised a fist.
Xu Junyan raised his fist and lightly touched him, then said with a smile, "Good fight, Xianghe."
Faker was about to say these words, but Xu Junyan spoke first. He couldn't help but blink, feeling a little embarrassed.
"I went to shake hands."
Xu Junyan felt better when he saw someone's stupid look. He patted Guapi's shoulder and reminded everyone around him who had relaxed smiles on their faces.
A group of five people walked towards the RNG competition seat again.
Even though there was still some distance between them, Xu Junyan could feel the thick low pressure emanating from the opposite side.
This kind of low pressure is even more terrifying than the first time we lost to them. It's simply suffocating!
Looking around, from Letme to Laxiang, Xiaohu, Yuxigou and Ming, each of them had a very grim face.
How similar.
What year is this eve?
Xu Junyan suddenly felt such a feeling in his heart.
I remember when they were beaten back home by SKT in the semi-finals of S7, they were like this in the backstage lounge.
He felt distressed at that time.
Now?
Kind of funny!
If I had known this, why bother.
Xu Junyan is full of disgust towards those teammates who once betrayed him, especially towards RNG as a whole and this club.
Xu Junyan stood at the first position in the SKT queue and stretched out his hand.
But just when Letme, with a stiff and sullen face, wanted to quickly shake hands with Xu Junyan and continue pretending to be an invisible person and turned around, Xu Junyan smiled and said something.
"If you lose once, it might be luck, but if you lose twice, it might just be that you are really bad, everyone."
Suddenly!
Led by Letme, in an instant, the faces of the five RNG players all turned red, and they glared at Xu Junyan with shame and anger.
Xu Junyan was unmoved.
This is what they deserve, they deserve it!
If someone wants to stand on the moral high ground and criticize him for his poor quality or something, then go ahead and criticize him, it's funny!
He doesn't even think about what RNG did to him in the first place, and how these people took advantage of him.
It almost ruined his entire career.
In this case, why should he pretend to be a saint and give these people a taste of bitterness?
Just to make them feel uncomfortable!
The more uncomfortable the better!
Some of Yan's fans said it well, he is the kind of person who is not fussy about details, is free and easy by nature, and enjoys settling scores.
The five members of Letme were furious! They were so angry that they went crazy, their eyes were red, and their bodies were cooked! This was all because of their anger.
However, in front of the camera, they could do nothing but watch and listen to Xu Junyan's ridicule.
Yes! They can only bear it!
Then he continued to pretend that he had no emotions and continued to shake hands with Xu Junyan one by one with gritted teeth.
After shaking hands, several people could no longer endure it. They were so angry that they trembled all over, hurriedly packed up their keyboards and mice, and walked off the court quickly.
Once off the field, return to the locker room.
"Grass!!"
Several people exploded, unable to hide their annoyance towards Xu Junyan any longer, roaring and cursing angrily.
Originally, they didn't care much about the handshake. Although they felt embarrassed and annoyed that Xu Junyan ignored them last time, now that they lost again, they felt that it would be the best if Xu Junyan continued to ignore them.
As expected, Xu Junyan changed his painting style again this time.
He used his power to taunt them in front of their faces! He taunted them in front of their faces! Or the kind of taunting that they had no way of saying back and could only endure in silence.
Damn it!!
The faces of several people became redder and angrier than each other, especially Uzi, who was redder to the extreme!
Why! Why on earth?
That person, it would be fine if he dared to mock him in the game, but he also dared to mock him in person? He only has a few fans! How dare he call him that!
How dare he? !
Coach Heart huddled in a corner, looking at the people who came back in anger. He felt that if he didn't fight for it, he would really be fired and become the second Firefox, so he quickly stood up to smooth things over and appease them:
"Everyone, everyone, we still have a game today. Let's calm down first. Let's let the past be the past. We will play well in the next game and come back for revenge in the semi-finals or finals."
"The top priority now is to review the game carefully, find out the shortcomings, play well in the next game, and advance to the semi-finals."
When he said these words, his first target was Rambo, who deserved the most attention in the team. He said in a comforting tone, "Don't be angry, Xiaogou. Although we lost to SKT twice, as long as we review the game carefully and improve our strength, we..."
"I'm angry? Am I angry?" Uzi, who was so angry that he was about to go crazy, glared at Heart.
Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife!
Heart's consolation had a pure side effect. Whether it was the point of being angry or the point of losing to SKT, they were all mentioned together by him, which immediately made RNG look extremely incompetent.
And the second half of the sentence, "let's improve our strength", sounded to Uzi like a deliberate mockery of his lack of strength.
Every sentence, every word, was like a needle piercing his vital points, hurting his sensitive and fragile self-esteem.
Suddenly, Uzi's face turned even redder, and his whole body was full of warning signals. He was extremely embarrassed and annoyed, and interrupted Heart in a very aggressive tone: "I don't want to talk anymore. Your BP is shit, and the other people's play is also shit. If the game continues like this, it's better to disband early. It's boring. I'm going to take a shower."
This game made his back covered in cold sweat. Although he didn't say it out loud because he was afraid of being embarrassed, this is the fact!
But at the same time, he felt extremely hot, his whole body was incredibly hot, the temperature was exploding, and it was red as if he had swine fever!
Take a bath! I have to take a bath! I really have to take a bath!
After saying that, Uzi walked away feeling frustrated and angry.
Out of the lounge!
Looking back, Xiaohu, Letme and others were still roaring in anger and incompetence, especially Mala Xiangguo, who was swearing like crazy, and it seemed that his ultimate defense had been broken.
Heart looked ashen.
……
In contrast, next door, the SKT lounge.
"Ness!"
"Well done!"
"Good fight, Jun-sik!"
Kouma smiled and high-fived everyone who returned. He was extremely pleased to see them. This coach is so worry-free.
It feels so comfortable like never before.
"It's not that we played well. This time it was all thanks to Jun Yan's novel tactics and overall command. Otherwise, we wouldn't have won so easily."
Faker didn't want to take the credit, and when Kouma praised him, he immediately gave the credit back to Xu Junyan.
Xu Junyan laughed when he heard it and said, "I only commanded a few times, it was all luck. The real command depends on you, Xianghe."
"No, no, no, you are better." Faker thought of the game with KZ and shook his head quickly.
"You are still more powerful..."
"Alright you two!"
Kouma was helpless for a moment, and rolled his eyes at the two of them with both anger and amusement, "For a moment I couldn't tell whether you two were being humble or flattering each other in business."
"that is!"
"That's too much, bro!"
"You did it on purpose, didn't you? They're definitely just trying to flatter each other! I can't stand it any more~ Please stop it."
Bang, Wolf, and Xiao Hei were all standing inside the door, with their arms folded over their shoulders, echoing with a look of contempt.
Xu Junyan blinked, turned his head and complained: "Look, Xianghe, I told you not to play this game, it's boring, whether it's powerful or not can be judged by individuals, but you insisted on dragging me into this commercial mutual praise. Now that it's been exposed, are you embarrassed?"
"??"
Two question marks popped up in Faker's head immediately. He scratched his head stupidly for a while, and then asked, "Huh?"
"Ha ha!"
Xu Junyan laughed out loud, thinking that it was really fun to tease the silly Li Guapi every day, it was so funny!
Bang and the others laughed unkindly.
Faker realized later that he seemed to have been tricked by Xu Junyan, but he was not angry.
Seeing everyone so happy, he also laughed, and an impulse emerged in his heart...
Since the last time he talked to Eun Jung alone, he reflected on himself a lot and searched a lot on the Internet.
After integration, summary and reflection, he came to a conclusion.
In order to win the favor of host Zhao Enjing, in addition to playing well in the competition and continuously getting good results, there is another very important point.
The search engine says that only humorous men can easily attract girls.
In the past, he was not very funny and was more of a straight man. Even his grandmother said that Sang Hyuk was a boring child.
Now, he is ready to change!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, everyone was laughing, so Faker made up his mind and started the conversation with a smile: "Everyone is so happy, why don't I tell you a joke, the kind that comes with a question."
"Oh?"*5
Bang, Kouma and others looked up in surprise.
Even Xu Junyan, who had just picked up his phone and was about to chat with his girlfriend Xiao Pei, looked up in surprise and jokingly said, "Xiang Hyuk, you can actually tell jokes, too?"
Faker nodded: "Of course, please listen to the questions."
Several people immediately became serious.
Faker asked with a confident smile: "Guess what the thing with three heads and one foot is?"
"Three heads and one foot?" Bang suddenly fell into deep thought. He thought of chicken, duck, fish, etc., but found that none of them matched.
How could there be such a strange creature with three heads and one foot?
Wolf, Xiao Hei, and Kouma were all stumped and racked their brains to think of a solution.
"Is this thing alive?" Xu Junyan is good at asking questions.
Faker: “Of course.”
"What type?" Xu Junyan asked again.
Faker thought about it and said with certainty, "It must be something."
Xu Junyan's mouth twitched.
"Brother Xianghe, are you sure you are not kidding us? A living thing with three heads is too weird. I can't think of any of them."
Wolf looked at Faker depressedly, then looked at Xu Junyan hopefully. He didn't know why, but he felt that Xu Junyan was the smartest person in the entire SKT.
When he looked at this, Bang, Xiaohei, and Kouma all looked at him, even Faker did the same, waiting for his answer.
Suddenly, Xu Junyan became the hope of the whole village.
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't look at me, I don't know either. I've only seen two heads at most."
"Brother Junyan, have you ever seen one with two heads?" Wolf was shocked.
"Ah." Xu Junyan looked the little fat boy up and down and said, "Aren't you?"
"what?"
Wolf was dumbfounded again, looking around in disbelief. He even ran to the floor-length mirror to look in the mirror.
What the hell, where are their heads?
Which two?
"Pfft!"
Bang understood immediately and laughed out loud.
Then, Xiaohei and Kou Ma also laughed, but Faker and Wolf were still confused.
"Forget it, I can't think of it. Xianghe, just tell me the answer directly. I want to see what kind of Cthulhu product this is." Xu Junyan complained.
Faker nodded proudly and said with a smile: "Then I will announce it, you all listen carefully."
Everyone was ready and nodded.
"Of course a thing with three heads and one leg is..." Faker suppressed his laughter. Under everyone's curious gazes, he suddenly clapped his hands and announced, "Of course it's a monster with three heads and one leg! Hahaha!"
After he finished speaking, he started laughing, and couldn't help but kept laughing. He thought what he said was so funny.
Who said that he, Lee Sang Hyuk, was a boring kid?
Want to be interesting, isn't it simple?
However, apart from Faker who kept laughing, in front of him, from Xu Junyan to Kouma to Bang, to Wolf, to Xiaohei...
(;_)(;_)(;_)(;_)(;_)
'Is it funny?'
'so cold!'
'Why is he smiling so happily? '
"I don't know, I'm a bit sweaty bro~"
"I got goosebumps all over my body..."
"Sang Hyuk, this is such a scary kid~ Don't let him continue talking, I can't stand it, but I still have to cooperate now, otherwise this kid will be sad."
'I agree!'*4
After a sweaty eye contact, everyone followed Faker's awkward laughter.
Faker was surprised by this, but of course, he was more relieved! It seems that he can really be very interesting.
In the future, you have to work harder.
Practice more, and when you see Zhao Enjing hosting again in the future, you will be able to make the other person laugh with funny jokes!
He, Lee Sang Hyuk, will never be a straight man again!
Faker secretly clenched his fists and encouraged himself, feeling that he was extremely talented.
Boom boom boom!
When Xu Junyan and the others' awkward smiles became stiff and they were about to give up, they were finally interrupted by a knock on the door.
It’s still an interview invitation.
This time, all major competition areas have invited him, and after a little weighing, Xu Junyan resolutely chose LPL!
(End of this chapter)
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