LOL: It’s so happy to be a Chinese aid in LCK

Chapter 231 The war starts again, RNG fans make another top statement: I banned you in the top lane

Chapter 231 The war starts again, RNG fans make another top statement: I banned you in the top lane because you are weak!

"Hahaha! You're laughing so hard!"

"Is Yan Chu starting to brag? Does he think he's cool for racking his brains to write a messy poem?"

"He doesn't really think there are no RNG fans who understand poetry, right?"

"I didn't use this kind of low-level pretentious face-slapping technique when I was in elementary school. Yan÷, you are invincible!"

"Is there something wrong with his brain? A lousy professional player who likes to pretend to be cultured and write poems? In the end, he messed up. I would like to call it the biggest joke in the history of League of Legends!"

"What a shitty poem, my seven year old cousin doesn't even play with it anymore./squinting smile"

"I am laughing so hard! I am going to show it to my Chinese department classmates right now. Although I am not as impressive as the guy upstairs, I am from a 211 university after all~/狗头"

"Everyone come and look, there's a clown here!"

"One word, absolutely!"

The royal family had never had such an opportunity to make Xu Junyan embarrassed, so they were extremely excited, and took this opportunity to laugh and ridicule him crazily.

Not only that, they felt that this was not enough and called on people from major RNG fan groups, calling on more Royal Team and GSL to join them in mocking Xu Junyan on Weibo.

Although the game is about to start and the bp will be implemented soon, the game has not really started yet. How can it be as important as laughing at Xu Junyan?
As a result, more and more Huangza and GSL gathered under Xu Junyan’s Weibo.

There is a saying that goes, "There are all kinds of birds in a big forest." Although this saying is often used in a derogatory sense, you cannot deny that even in the worst group, there will always be a few smart people among them.

The same goes for the current Huangza and GSLs. As more and more people come, some people really know this poem!
Their faces immediately changed. Seeing their peers blasting Xu Junyan for his shitty poetry and his pretentiousness, they became so anxious that they hurriedly stopped him:

"Don't! Stop talking!"

"Damn it, I can't criticize this poem!"

"Stop! Stop!"

However, the royal bastards were rarely so happy that they could even 'ride' on Xu Junyan's head and shit. How could they be willing to stop?

Some of these people even thought that it was Yan's fans who came to make trouble, and they immediately responded with ridicule.

"Stop your horse!"

"What's going on? Did Yan Za get angry when he saw your father Yan being scolded?"

"You like to brag about yourself? You deserve it!"

"I couldn't stop laughing when an e-sports player wrote a poem and posted it on Weibo. My Chinese department classmates also burst out laughing, hahahaha!"

When the few emperors who really understood poetry saw this scene, their faces turned red with anxiety. Damn! I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!

Damn it! If you really have a Chinese major classmate, how could you not know this poem?
There are also some of the most liked ones above who graduated from the Chinese Department of 985 and 211 universities...

You guys are so fucking!!

But no matter how angry they were, they couldn't just ignore it, otherwise it would be the RNG fans who would be embarrassed in the end, so they explained anxiously again.

"This wasn't written by Yan Chu! This is a selection of poems by Han Shan, a great monk from the Tang Dynasty!"

"This is an excerpt from the Three Hundred Poems. You idiots, shut up!"

"I'm so fucking convinced, 985, 211, you betcha! Shut up! Stop embarrassing yourself, delete the comment!!!"

Most of the people still don't believe these, and think that they must be Yan fans who are here to whitewash the situation.

But, since the vast majority do not believe it, there must be a small number of Huangza and GSL who still believe it.

With a skeptical attitude, they searched the Internet... Damn! After searching, their faces changed drastically!
This really wasn't written by Xu Junyan himself, and it is actually a long vernacular poem from a Tang Dynasty monk poet!
The general idea is to satirize those people who have nothing to offer but still try to act big and great. Such people are like cooking in water with a bamboo basket. Although they may be successful for a while, they will not succeed forever. In the end, their true colors will be exposed and they will not be able to pretend anymore.

The meaning is very clear. Xu Junyan posted these two sentences on Weibo before going on the court, mocking their RNG's self-righteous vlog about defeating SKT, and their RNG fans who opened champagne at halftime!
The most terrifying thing is that they had no idea of ​​this at first. They didn’t know that Xu Junyan was satirizing them. They even thought that Xu Junyan was writing poetry to himself, which was so ridiculous and funny!
Because of this, some people, in order to make more fun of themselves, even deliberately pretend to be top Chinese intellectuals from 985 and 211 universities, pretending to be rich...

Grass! !

At this moment, the faces of the royals and GSLs who finally realized the truth turned pale!
Shame on you! Such a shame!
This time they were basically slapping themselves in the face like crazy, making loud slapping sounds!
Delete, delete, delete! While Xu Junyan is playing the game and can't see, quickly delete the comment and run away, just as if nothing happened!
After seeing that the number of comments suddenly decreased a lot, the vast majority of the netizens began to have a bad feeling.

Baidu is a good thing. Once they searched, everything exploded all of a sudden.

Especially those Huangza and GSL who emphasized that they were from 985 and 211 universities, their faces turned red all of a sudden! Just like the ripe rotten tomatoes in the field, they are exactly the same as their eternal god when he is red and warm!
Delete! Delete the comment!!
Huangza and GSL suddenly started to delete comments crazily, deleting comments in large quantities! They didn't want to wait until Xu Junyan would settle the score later, because then they would be really embarrassed.

Who can bear such an embarrassing scene?

In just two minutes, the comment section that originally had over 10 comments was reduced to less than 7 comments.

However, before they could breathe a sigh of relief after deleting the comments, countless comments suddenly appeared under Xu Junyan's post.

These are not sent by them at all.

These comments are even all screenshots...

In the screenshots, there are things like 'I graduated from a 985 Chinese department, and I burst out laughing', 'I want to show this to my classmates from a 211 Chinese department', 'This rubbish poem made me burst out laughing, don't pretend to be cultured if you're not', etc.

Not a single one was left out, all of them were preserved! The faces of the emperors, who had just relaxed, suddenly turned red again!

There are also some text comments:
"Haha! The Royal Clan is too outrageous. Without noticing, they staged another outrageous clown one-man show on Weibo?"

"I was wondering, why are there suddenly discussions on Weibo in the anti-coronavirus forums instead of watching the game? I came here to take a look...hahahaha!"

"The Chinese department of a 985 or 211 university is too amazing! Is it okay to graduate from a prestigious university but not even know poems?"

"Brother Yan's poem is so ironic! It's an old tradition of RNG to pretend to be rich. The club is like this, the players are like this, and the fans are the same! /狗头"

"It fully demonstrates what it means that people from the same family tend to associate with each other, haha!"

“Want to delete the comment and run away? Dream on! You’ll be nailed to the pillar of shame for the rest of your life! I can predict whether RNG will be on the hot search today, but this kind of crazy thing will definitely be on the hot search!/squinting smile”

"Welcome to the big esports series: King of Gotham!"

When the Royals and GSLs saw this, they were so embarrassed that they went crazy! Their faces were red and their necks were thick, they were breathing heavily, and their faces were completely red like boiling pig livers!

But even so, my face is still burning. When I think about this is just the beginning, with the propaganda of Yan fans and others, this matter will continue to spread, and they will be even more embarrassed...

Explode! Explode!

The royal family and GSLs are all exploded!
They were extremely angry and humiliated, regretting in their hearts that they had not figured it out before starting to criticize, and secretly cursing Xu Junyan as a damnable person. At the same time, they broke down their guard and started to criticize wildly in the comment section like crazy!
"Yan Za! Your father Yan will die today!"

"Let your father Yan wait and kneel down!"

"Today Uzi is going to beat the shit out of your father Yan, so you guys can just bark like dogs! Bark, bark! Today Yan will die without a burial place!"

"You all have a miserable life, right? You're so disgusting! But you won't be able to laugh for much longer, Uzi, kill them!"

It's so urgent. When Yan fans and others saw this, they felt inexplicably happy and wanted to make two more comments to make Huangza and GSL even more anxious and popular...

"Eh? The BP has started!"

On the LPL side, the commentator of today's Intercontinental Championship, Wang Jide, suddenly said this, which immediately attracted everyone's attention back to the live broadcast of the game.

Humiliating the royal family, GSL and the like is certainly very satisfying and exciting, but it depends on what you are comparing it with.

Compared with the current game, it is obviously of a much lower level.

After all, as long as we win this game, we can slap RNG, Huangza and GSL in the face more harshly and vigorously, making them feel even more uncomfortable and ashamed!
In the first round of bp between the two sides, SKT3ban: Nightmare, Luo, Morgana.

RNG3ban: Aatrox, Jayce, and Gangplank.

3ban top laner!!
Many question marks suddenly appeared on the bullet screens of the LPL intercontinental competition live broadcast platforms, and fans clicked on the grass:

"Ban so many top laners?"

"No, don't you RNG look down on Brother Yan? Then why did you ban so many top laners at once?"

"RNG is really a bit funny. They say Brother Yan is rubbish and can't see Brother Yan clearly, but their actions are so realistic."

"The classic example of puffing up your face to act fat and then getting scared at the last minute!"

Huangza and GSL's faces became increasingly heated, and they angrily mocked in the barrage:

"I call you a jerk!"

"Isn't this normal BP? Can this be called a dog's bark?"

"Hahaha! I'm really fed up with some rubbish that can't understand the game. Why do they think that banning a hero is because he's strong? Isn't it because he's the worst and can just play casually after being banned?"

"That's right. So, I really don't understand why these bronze scraps can still bark when they can't even understand a BP!"

Countless people looked at the comments of Huangza and GSL and fell into silence for a long time...

You are really invincible!
In the LPL internal league, if someone bans more than three ADCs of RNG, they will immediately exclaim "Uzi! ! !", "Forever God!", "This is the power of God!".

But in this intercontinental competition, they banned Xu Junyan's three top laners in a row, but it seemed like it was because Xu Junyan was bad?
666!

When it comes to double standards in e-sports, we have to look at Huangza and GSL!
No one else can do it!

But the Royals and GSLs were clearly pissed off. Not only did they criticize this, they also specifically mentioned:
"Didn't you see that our RNG didn't even use Junze in this game, and directly used Zizi as a substitute?"

"It's obvious that he doesn't think highly of SKT."

"This isn't the time when our RNG is not in good shape during MSI. Now, a substitute can kill indiscriminately~/squinting smile"

"What's funny is that they can even come up with the idea that we RNG are afraid of his words. This is so cool~!/eyes full of hearts/eyes full of hearts"

But how could they know that there was another reason why RNG replaced the top laner with Zzitai in this game.

When this intercontinental tournament started, RNG's confidence was obvious, just as many e-sports fans on the Internet saw.

This time, not only Huangza and GSL are confident, but RNG's starters are even more confident!
Among them, Uzi, who posted a challenge on Weibo, was the most confident. He felt that RNG was at its peak and he would definitely take revenge this time.

With his confidence, the other members of the team also became confident, except for one person.

Let me! !
Having played against Xu Junyan twice in MSI, he understood too well how terrifying Xu Junyan was, which left him with a psychological trauma that was exploding with frustration.

Therefore, no matter whether RNG wins or not, he will definitely lose in the laning phase.

If RNG loses, it's over! He will be blamed and criticized until he doubts his life.

Even if RNG wins, he will still be blamed for the loss and will not get any benefits. He will only be mentioned when the Royals and GSL players brag about how awesome Uzi is, saying, "Even the top laner is so bad, he still carried the team away. Uzi will always be the god!"

In this way, he will not get any benefits whether he wins or loses, and he will be beaten to a pulp by Xu Junyan, embarrassed and embarrassed, and accept mental torture and double pain. He will even be cursed by Uzi and Laxiang about his ancestors during the game!

Anyone who wants to play in this kind of competition can play, but he doesn’t want to play. He just has a stomachache!
At that time, coach Heart, manager Damon and others all looked at him with questioning eyes.

But his expression remained the same, he was just extremely pale, and he clutched his stomach in annoyance: "Fuck! I shouldn't have eaten that pudding last night, it was too damn cold, and when I woke up today I felt something was wrong!"

"You..." Heart was about to say something.

"Fuck! I really can't hold it any longer. If I hold it any longer, I'll poop. I really need to go to the bathroom. Let Zizi help me out first. Anyway, it's going to be easy this time, so it doesn't matter if he does it!"

Letme covered his stomach and ran out quickly with an extremely ugly look on his face, as if he was really going to turn into a jet fighter if he waited any longer, and he ran very fast.

After hearing this, he was stunned as he had only come to the Intercontinental Championship to gather the numbers, but was soon followed by ecstasy.

No, is this really a pie-in-the-sky good thing?
Although he participated in few training matches, he could tell that RNG in the summer season was extremely strong.

In addition, with everyone led by Uzi being so confident, SKT is almost in their pocket.

Anyone who doesn’t go is a fool!

"You go ahead with that posture," Heart had to say.

"Okay! I'll do it!"

The posture stood up almost quickly.

(End of this chapter)

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