Fox Demon: This villain is always misunderstood.

Chapter 388: Read the random chapter and beat the master to death with random punches

Chapter 388: Read the random reply and random punches to kill the master

"Teacher Tu Yi, is this really your first time in the Southland?"

On the streets of Wuhuang City, Wang Fugui couldn't help but have a strange look in his eyes when he saw the "Chicken Rescue Team" led by Tushan Yiyi moving freely through the streets and alleys of Wuhuang City.

If this is just his first time traveling to the South, isn't Mr. Tu's familiarity with the South too high?
Not to mention him, even the silly panda behind him who had lived in Witch King City since childhood felt a little dizzy at the moment.

Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that these three people just don’t have very good brains…

"Of course, this is definitely the only time I've been to this southern country in the past few decades."

Tushan Yiyi, holding a bunch of southern specialties in her hands, nodded without hesitation.

He really wasn't lying about this. He had indeed rarely been to the Witch King City in the past few decades.

But if we go back a few hundred years, it’s hard to say…

But you know what, some of the special foods in the south do have a unique flavor, excluding the possibility of poisoning.

"Oh, all right, but where are you going after taking us on such a long journey?"

"Of course, it's to save classmate Bai Yuechu."

"You mean, Bai Yuechu is in this Wuhuang City?"

"Ah no, classmate Bai Yuechu is definitely not here."

"Then why are you leading us around in circles here!!!"

Veins popped up on Wang Fugui's forehead instantly. If he could defeat Tushan Yiyi, he would have just used money to smash this guy to death!
"Why are you in such a hurry? Can you rescue people if you are in a hurry?"

Tushan Yiyi took a bite of the sausage and said nonchalantly.

"That's better than wasting time here!"

"How can this be called a waste of time? Young man, have you ever learned the principle of sending food and fodder before the troops move?"

"So this is why you fill your stomach here?!!!"

Wang Fugui was almost going crazy. His "good friend" Bai Yuechu was now missing, but this guy actually had the leisure to take them to visit the "Food City"? ! !
If this guy wasn't a human, Wang Fugui would really suspect that Tushan Yiyi was sent by the Princess of the Southern Kingdom to hold them back!

and many more!

Who says that because he is a human being he can’t be a subordinate of the Southern Princess?

How much money can a teacher make these days? If you turn to the Southern Princess, wouldn’t it be millions in a matter of minutes?
Thinking of this, Wang Fugui's expression gradually became more and more unfriendly when he looked at Tushan Yiyi.

Based on the principle that since he was already here, he might as well take this opportunity to investigate the customs and practices of the southern country in advance, Tushan Yiyi turned his attention to the three pandas sent by the Poison King.

"Those three pandas, do you have any other delicacies worth tasting in this Witch King City?"

"Ah this..."

The three "fools" in front of the emperor looked at each other, all of them were a little confused as to what the human in front of them was trying to do.

"Um, Mr. Tu, when are we going to look for the Taoist brother?"

Tushan Susu raised her hand, a hint of anxiety flashing in her eyes.

"Do you really want to save your Taoist brother?"

"Yeah!" Tushan Susu nodded vigorously.

"Why? If you just want to become an excellent Red Thread Fairy, then you are already one now. Even without your Taoist brother, you can still do it yourself, right?"

Tushan Yiyi stuffed the southern specialty Tianshan Snow Lotus into her mouth while staring closely at Tushan Susu in front of her.

“But, Taoist brother…” “He was just captured by the Southern Princess and became the Southern Princess’ consort. His life is not in any danger.

Once he becomes the prince consort of the Southern Kingdom, everything he wanted before will come true. He will have endless snacks to eat every day and endless money to spend.

You know your Taoist brother well, right? Do you think he would refuse such a good offer? "

Tushan Susu slowly lowered her head, her eyes gradually becoming confused.

Yes, if I really meet the Taoist brother, but he says he doesn’t want to go back with me and wants to be with that sister with big breasts and thin waist, what should I do?

After thinking for a long time and still couldn't figure out the answer, Tushan Susu suddenly took out a book called "Little Idiot's Self-Help Manual" from her chest.

"Brother Taoist said that if you encounter a problem that Susu can't solve, then turn to the last page of this book, and then..."

As Tushan Susu bit her lips on the last page of blood-stained paper, accompanied by a flash of red light, Tushan Susu completed a gorgeous transformation while Tushan Yiyi had a speechless expression on his face.

No? Is she a bit stupid?

I'm just asking you a question, is there any need to transform?
Well, it’s true that Tushan Honghong is a bit stupid, so that’s not surprising...

"Regarding your previous question, I don't think it needs to be answered at all."

The adult version of Tushan Susu smiled evilly and reached out to wipe away the blood stains remaining on her lips.

“If he dares to say that, I will kill the Southern Princess, break his legs, and then take him back by force.

"I pluck the feathers of a passing goose and leave the skin of an animal. That's my rule. No one has ever dared to snatch something from me, let alone a whole chicken!"

Feeling the enormous demonic power coming from Tushan Susu, the three "fools" in front of the emperor huddled together and began to tremble.

"Brother! What should we do? I didn't expect the new boss to be so powerful. Isn't the princess in danger now?"

"Yes, although His Majesty sent us to protect the new boss, if the new boss fights with the princess, who should we help?"

"Don't panic, we will act according to circumstances. Just be careful not to stand on the wrong side. We pandas are so cute, no matter what we do, we will be forgiven, right?"

"Best brother!"

……

Tushan Yiyi curled the corners of her mouth and said, "Okay, you are still so domineering."

Originally, I wanted to use this opportunity to let Tushan Susu realize how important her Taoist brother is in her heart, so as to slightly promote the relationship between the two.

But after being manipulated so recklessly by this little idiot, Tushan Yiyi suddenly felt like he was punching cotton.

Is this the legendary story of a master being killed by random replies and random punches?

"Okay, that's a very spirited answer."

"Stop talking nonsense. Do you know where that idiot is?!"

Tushan Honghong suddenly stepped forward, grabbed Tushan Yiyi's clothes, and glared at him fiercely.

Tsk, the silly and cute Su Su is still so adorable.

Given Tushan Honghong's hot temper, I guess only that brat Dongfang Yuechu can stand it, right?

"I know, I know~ In that case, then follow me."

Tushan Yiyi shook his head, finished the remaining food in his hand in one bite, and then led everyone towards the location of Huan Du Luolan.

(End of this chapter)

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