After eavesdropping on my thoughts, the whole family went crazy.

Chapter 106

Hua Rongqi wanted to laugh when he heard this, and he laughed mercilessly, without giving Yuchi Suihua any face.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Hua Rongqi laughed so hard that she was out of breath, "Are you going to shave your head and go home soon?"

"Have you given up your obsession?" Hua Rongqi couldn't hold back the smile in his voice, "Hey, are you here to act or to be funny? Don't fool yourself into it by acting."

So funny.

Will Yuchi Suihua become a monk on the spot in the next second?

Then he said with a look of no desire: Donor, put down the butcher knife and turn around.

When she thought of Yuchi Suihua's bald appearance, Hua Rongqi smiled even more exaggeratedly, unable to straighten her waist.

Hua Rongqi: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Su Ran: "...???"

[No, brother, your smile is too low, right? 】

[You smiled like this, I thought you won 500 million in the lottery. 】

[Hmm... But I support what you said. Yuchi Suihua really looks like he is ready to become a monk. 】

[He also let go of his obsession, luckily he could speak out. 】

Xie Shiqing: "...?"

The confusion and puzzlement on Xie Shiqing's face were exactly the same as Su Ran's.

What disease is Hua Rongqi suffering from again?

Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

As the target of Hua Rongqi's ridicule, Yuchi Suihua didn't know how to react.

What happened to his statement? Any questions?

What on earth is Hua Rongqi laughing at? ?

What happened to the phrase "let go of your obsessions"? Any questions? Why does Hua Rongqi smile like this?
Yuchi Suihua was puzzled.

After Hua Rongqi laughed for a long time, he noticed the confused look on the person's face and immediately stopped laughing.

...It's boring, Yuchi Suihua is just an idiot.

"What's wrong with my words? I'm just advising you to be kind and not to be stubborn all the time. What do you want to do when you smile like this?" Yuchi Suihua raised his eyebrows and said in a bad tone.

Su Ran: "..."

[I think the person who should be devoted to good deeds and not be stubborn should be Yuchi Suihua. 】

[Instead of trying to persuade Hua Rongqi, he should think about himself first. 】

[Yuchi Suihua seems to be the kind of person who knows how to get into trouble, and it is easy to go off the rails, um... and do extreme things. 】

Facing Yuchi Suihua's questioning again, Hua Rongqi smiled calmly.

Su Ran: "..."

[It’s over Yuchi Suihua, if you provoke Hua Rongqi, you have provoked madness. Literary Quotations. 】

[He is about to start again. 】

Sure enough, the next second, Su Ran heard Hua Rongqi say: "The above remarks are neither offensive nor offensive. They are purely slanderous and have no hostility. They only express the literal meaning without sarcasm or suggestion. They only represent personal opinions and are not intended to trigger Please forgive me for polemics and infringement of public resources. I respect all groups. I sincerely apologize if this reply offends you. If you do not agree with my views, please do not reply to me specifically.”

Su Ran: "..."

【What a thick layer of armor! 】

[Hua Rongqi, you already have the ability to walk alone in the online society. 】

Xie Shiqing: "..."

Tell me, I will learn as much as you tell me. I have already learned everything you said before.

Yuchi Suihua: "..."

You are so respectful. When will you respect others? Why don't you respect me? How come I don’t know you respect me?

Hua Rongqi is simply telling lies.

Su Ran didn't want this to become Hua Rongqi's one-man show, and started to join the melee: "Since you asked so sincerely, giving you an answer is a great mercy to the world. In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the world, A cute and charming villain who implements love and truth, we are Team Rocket traveling through the galaxy, the white hole, the white tomorrow is waiting for us!”

Hearing Su Ran's words, Hua Rongqi's eyes lit up and he became even more energetic.

Xie Shiqing: "..."

You started too, right?

Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

What kind of stuff is Su Ran talking about?

Team Rocket? White hole? ? ?

What are these things? Why has he never heard of it? Where did Su Ran wander before?

Yuchi Suihua had already thought about it. After he went out, he must find someone to investigate Su Ran's past, where she had been, what the customs were like in those places, and why she was raised like Su Ran. That kind of people.

Oh, yes, there is also Hua Rongqi.

Why is Hua Rongqi the same type as Su Ran? Could it be that Hua Rongqi was also in the same place where Su Ran lived before?

These two people...can't be fellow villagers, right? !

That shouldn't be the case, Hua Rongqi and Hua Niang are twins, and Hua Niang and Hua Rongqi are completely different!
Not only are they different, except for their identical faces, the way these two behave, no one can associate them as brothers and sisters.

But they have exactly the same face. Even if their behaviors are two extremes, no one can separate the relationship between these two people.

Yuchi Suihua was unbelievable and hated him deeply.

Hua Niang's twin brother Hua Rongqi is simply the biggest misfortune in her life! ! !

Yuchi Suihua never thought that if there was such a person as Hua Niang, then meeting him, Yuchi Suihua, would be Hua Niang's greatest misfortune in her life.

"Hello, I am the deputy chief physician of the psychiatry department of a psychiatric hospital. After seeing your companion, the leaders of our hospital attached great importance to his condition and immediately arranged for me to get in touch with you. Mental illness is a treatable and preventable disease. As long as he actively cooperates with the treatment, he will be completely cured. I hope he can gain confidence and overcome the disease, and wish him a speedy recovery!" Hua Rongqi said to Su Ran with a serious look on his face.

It is self-evident who he refers to as "your companion". He just pointed at Yuchi Suihua's face and said: "Yuchi Suihua, you are mentally ill, go to treatment as soon as possible!"

Su Ran couldn't help laughing, nodded and said, "Thank you for your hard work, doctor!"

Hua Rongqi waved his hand: "It's not hard, it's not hard. The most important thing is to catch the patient as soon as possible."

Su Ran: "...???" [Could it be that... Hua Rongqi is really a language genius? 】

[Patients and arrests can actually be put together. 】

[If the target is Yuchi Suihua, holding the grass will be even more perfect! 】

[I declare that Hua Rongqi is a unique genius in the world! 】

[I want to give him a language genius award. 】

"Hua Rongqi, it's time to get your delusions cured." Yuchi Suihua sneered, "If you can't afford the money, I can advance it for you and treat it as charity."

Hearing this, Hua Rongqi said "Wow" exaggeratedly, and then said: "Really? Do you really want to give me money?"

Su Ran: "..."

【Why--! 】

[No one can give up for 5 buckets of rice. If it is 10 buckets of rice... then it can be discussed. 】

Xie Shiqing: "..."

It's good. Anyway, Yuchi Suihua is rich, so blackmail him more.

Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

It's over, I started to regret it.

But speaking out, throwing water, especially in front of Su Ran, how could Yuchi Suihua directly say that he had no money.

If this is the case, it will give Su Ran a stingy image.

"If you don't have money for medical treatment, I can indeed provide it for you." Yuchi Suihua said coldly.

At this moment, Hua Rongqi could no longer care about Captain Chi Suihua's sarcastic remarks. In front of Qian, he could completely ignore this problem.

"Okay, give me one million taels of silver first to see how strong you are." After saying that, Hua Rongqi stretched out his hand, palm facing upward, and hooked his fingers at Yuchi Suihua.

Su Ran: "..."

[Is Hua Rongqi robbing? 】

Xie Shiqing: "..."

Still underestimate Hua Rongqi.

Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

How dare you fucking say that, one million taels of silver? !

This will buy you Hua Rongqi dozens of lives! ! !
"I think you are really crazy. You can't even get a penny from me." Yuchi Suihua finally found a reasonable reason to reject Hua Rongqi.

It's true that Yuchi Suihua is rich, but that doesn't mean he wants to spend his money on fools like Hua Rongqi!

Hua Rongqi: "...???"

Are you still fucking remorseful? How shameless!
"If you can't pay, don't lie." Hua Rongqi rolled his eyes, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Then, I started to use crazy quotes to make a big output move.

Hua Rongqi: "You are right. In this world, there will always be people who make you sad, jealous, and gnashing your teeth. It's not that they are bad, but because you care. So if you want to feel at ease, you must first not care. You If you don't care about things, they won't hurt you; if you don't care about people, they won't make you angry. Only by learning to accept everything and tolerate everything, and not change your mind according to circumstances, can you live a free life."

Su Ran: "..."

[How about you clean up your act and become a monk with Yuchi Suihua. 】

[I think you two are quite sensible. 】

[It just so happens that we can go together, and we can become companions. We usually study Taoism, Buddhism, and all kinds of Dharma together. 】

Xie Shiqing: "..."

Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

Are you fucking crazy? Hua Rongqi really has a brain problem!

Su Ran wanted to go crazy for a long time. She had been holding it back before. Today, through Hua Rongqi, she began to release her long-suppressed emotions.

Su Ran: "Morning! I've already gotten up. Those who get up at this hour are the successful ones in the world, the king of special forces in urban novels, the top pick in the imperial examination, the first place in the sports meeting, and the champion mid laner in the League of Legends. , is Jordan in the basketball world, the protagonist in Japanese comics, Darwin in the biology world, Sherlock Holmes in the detective world, a heaven-level master in the martial arts world, a quasi-immortal among immortal cultivators, a hedonist intoxicated with the reality of life, and The aristocratic nobles who don't even look up when the pie is falling from the sky are the despisers of all the ugliness and evil in the world, and are the creators of all the beauty and goodness in the world. Every time I think of this, I feel relaxed and happy. Those who haven't gotten up at this point are just a bunch of lazy dogs. It is a waste, a bag of wine and rice in the idiom, a smelly fish and a rotten shrimp in the proverb, an escapist sleeping in the void space, a flatterer who is half drunk in the reality of life, a low-minded person who does not look up when the pie in the sky is falling, and a night-time person. Ye Shengge’s dandy is a dog that loses its ambition when it comes to playing with things!”

Xie Shiqing: "...???"

Hua Rongqi: "...???"

Damn it, I was outclassed by you.

Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

Su Ran and Hua Rongqi are not really fellow villagers, right?
Yuchi Suihua began to think about the possibility of this speculation.

The more they look at each other, the more they look like each other. They have exactly the same mental disorder.

No, Yuchi Suihua remembered something again.

Hua Rongqi and Su Ran have been staying together. Could Hua Rongqi's madness be transmitted to him by Su Ran?
Is this thing still contagious? ? ? And it seems that the spread process is still very serious...?
If this was the case, Yuchi Suihua began to panic.

If this mad disease is really contagious, Yuchi Suihua should consider his next plan.

Should we give up on Su Ran and find another target? For example...Su Ran's eldest sister Su Tang?

No, no.

If this mad disease is really contagious, then Su Tang can't escape, and Su Ran's family will be the first to suffer.

...Then Prince Su’s Mansion and the Mu Family are gone! ! !
Yuchi Suihua directly lost two major assists.

No, if Prince Su's Mansion and the Mu Family were really infected, then he could take advantage of the situation and take possession of both Prince Su's Mansion and the Mu Family.

Thinking of this, Yuchi Suihua was satisfied.

This ending is already the best ending in Yuchi Suihua's eyes.

While Yuchi Suihua was brainstorming, Su Ran and Hua Rongqi were still going crazy at each other.

Hua Rongqi said: "What can I say if I'm not crazy? Do you think I've read books like you? We've all gone to school? We all know how to type? I've been autistic since I was a child, and now I can't finish a complete sentence. Seeing that everyone can type, I am also jealous, so I can only go crazy and prove that I can speak. Why don’t you kill me!”

Su Ran said: "Okay, as long as you know how much I love you, I'll just accept the five dollars. In fact, you shouldn't have asked me to ask, so you should have given it to me. I know you didn't imagine it." It doesn't matter if you love me so much. As long as I can be with you, I'm content. I won't say any more sensational words in the future. It's just that there is a poor woman who can't hide her deep love for a man. What's wrong with this? Do you know that this love is deeply hidden in every word of mine? Can a stupid man realize it? I usually don't want to say it out loud because I'm afraid you'll think I'm stupid and easy to deceive, so quickly. I am completely devoted to you, but now I can't help my overwhelming emotions. I really love you so much that I can't help myself. I have no choice but to do so."

Xie Shiqing: "..."

In fact, I have always had a question, how on earth do you remember so many words?
Su Ran, forget it, why didn't I know Hua Rongqi's memory was so good?
Yuchi Suihua: "...???"

Please stop this farce quickly. Do we want to get out of the illusion?
Wouldn't it be better to let Hua Rongqi go down first? As for this? !