Chapter 76
Hua Rongqi had a gut feeling that what Su Ran would say later would not be what he wanted to hear.
Su Ran nodded solemnly and said, "Divide, of course, there are many kinds of disgusting things."
Hua Rongqi was silent for a moment, and then said solemnly: "Then go ahead, I'm ready."
So, Su Ran started talking.
Su Ran looked at Hua Rongqi and then at Xie Shiqing, feeling surprised.
[I didn’t realize that these two people actually have hidden gossip attributes. 】
[But apart from gossiping, there seems to be nothing else to do now. Instead of wasting energy and not being able to get out of the illusion, it's better to just sit and gossip. 】
"That's right. I don't know the specifics of that race. The few things I know are what others told me."
Hua Rongqi nodded, indicating that he understood.
Xie Shiqing remained silent and did not express any thoughts, as if he was just a quiet listener.
"No one or animal can escape from their place." Su Ran felt a chill in her heart when she thought of the news she had seen before.
[It’s really too perverted. It’s completely different from the disgusting feeling of eating human brains just now. 】
Hearing the sound, Hua Rongqi frowned slightly and asked in confusion: "Were they all killed if we couldn't escape? Is this a murderous race?"
Hearing his guess, Su Ran shook her head and said, "No, this is a...perverted race."
"But the extent of his abnormality is not reflected in killing people, but in... some indescribable aspects."
Su Ran didn't explain how indescribable it was.
[To say this kind of thing directly would be too pornographic...violent. 】
"Some kind of indescribable aspect?" Hua Rongqi repeated Su Ran's words lightly and asked, "What kind of aspect? How indescribable is it?"
"Uh..." Hua Rongqi asked so actively, which actually made Su Ran a little embarrassed. She spared her head, "Someone told me before that the people over there, um... ruined a monkey... There are still several people together.”
Hua Rongqi: "...???"
Xie Shiqing: "...???"
"You ruined a monkey?" Hua Rongqi frowned deeply, with a heavy look of shock on his face, "How can this thing be ruined? Is it what I thought?"
Hua Rongqi's expression fully reflected his inner thoughts.
Su Ran glanced at him and affirmed: "Yes, it's what you think."
Without waiting for Hua Rongqi to answer, Su Ran continued: "I have heard similar things like this many times."
Hua Rongqi: "...???"
Such an outrageous and perverted thing has happened many times? ? ?
Xie Shiqing: "...???"
So disgusting?
"There are even lizards." Su Ran's expression became hard to explain, "Even...I don't know the specific species of that animal. It seems to be a lizard. Anyway, it crawls on the ground and is quite big."
Hua Rongqi interrupted her: "No, you don't need to explain this species to me. It's not important. You can continue talking about those...disgusting things."
Hua Rongqi was scratching his head when he heard it. Although he was disgusted, he couldn't control his desire to listen.
Such perverted and disgusting things are not common anymore, so you can listen to them a little bit.
Su Ran said "Oh" and continued: "It's just... that group of people are doing this kind of... superficial thing to this, probably a species called a lizard."
"It's the kind of thing that's inconvenient to describe." Su Ran said.
Hua Rongqi: "..."
So disgusting, so perverted.
Xie Shiqing: "..."
Incredible.
"And it was done in broad daylight." Su Ran said, "In broad daylight, this is simply a deterioration of the world and people's hearts are not as good as before!"
Hua Rongqi looked excited and echoed: "In broad daylight, this is simply a deteriorating world, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be!"
After Hua Rongqi finished speaking. He looked at Xie Shiqing solemnly.
Xie Shiqing didn't know why, and finally, under the double gazes of Su Ran and Hua Rongqi, he said: "In broad daylight, this is simply a declining world, and people's hearts are not the same as before!"
Hua Rongqi was satisfied.
[This battle is like a hundred-day oath before the college entrance examination...]
Hua Rongqi didn't notice Su Ran's distraction. He was quite satisfied with this rare unity. After nodding, he looked at Su Ran and said, "Okay, you can continue."
Su Ran: "..."
[How do you get this uncle attitude? 】
[If you really give me some color, you can open a dyeing workshop, and if I don’t beat you for three days, you can go to the house to uncover the tiles. 】
Xie Shiqing: "..."
It's too outrageous. It seems that since meeting Su Ran and Hua Rongqi, everything he encountered has been outrageous.
Xie Shiqing was almost used to this weird atmosphere.
Su Ran didn't care about Hua Rongqi. After she finished complaining in her heart, she continued: "Of course, these animals can no longer satisfy those people's hobbies, and they are gradually reaching out to, well... the rice cooker. "
"Rice cooker?" Hua Rongqi blinked in confusion and asked, "What is this?"
He found that Su Ran could always say something he had never heard before.
Su Ran: "..."
[Oops, I accidentally let it slip again. 】
[Mainly because these things are so shocking, you can’t blame me. 】
"It's just..." Su Ran thought about how to explain, and finally decided to skip this topic and said: "This is not important. The important point is that someone married an iron pot. Yes, that's right, it's the iron pot on the stove. "
Hua Rongqi: "...???"
Xie Shiqing: "...???"
This is simply a huge world, full of wonders.
What Su Ran said today can be regarded as giving them a lot of experience.
"Of course, I don't mean to discriminate. Everyone has the freedom to pursue love. Well...this love..." Su Ran paused for a moment before continuing: "There should be no restrictions on the object of this love. It's just that This thing is really disturbing... uh... um..."
Su Ran couldn't speak any more.
【This is simply jaw-dropping! ! ! 】
[Ah San can always refresh my knowledge over and over again. 】
Hua Rongqi and Xie Shiqing understood what Su Ran said, because they felt the same at this moment.
"Are there any other outrageous things?" Hua Rongqi felt complicated after hearing this, but this did not hinder his desire to continue listening.
Su Ran: "..."
[You are addicted to listening to it, right? 】
Su Ran rolled his eyes at Hua Rongqi and caught a glimpse of Xie Shiqing's expression from the corner of his eye.
Su Ran: "..."
[Why does Xie Shiqing seem to want to hear it too? ! 】
Since Xie Shiqing wants to hear it, she will tell more.
Su Ran was not aware of his double-standard behavior at all.
"There are quite a few, but I can't think of any one at the moment." Su Ran told the truth.
She had seen countless videos about Ah San, and the materials were almost too numerous to count.
However, now that she was asked to tell Hua Rongqi and Xie Shiqing in a short period of time, she really couldn't think of anything else.
"Then think about it slowly, I'm not in a hurry." Hua Rongqi said understandingly.
Su Ran: "..."
【Then I really thank you. 】Xie Shiqing: "..."
Very good, Xie Shiqing said everything he wanted to say.
Xie Shiqing was embarrassed to say it himself and was worried about how to speak casually, but Hua Rongqi directly solved his worries.
Su Ran couldn't think of a specific thing, so she recalled the videos she had seen intermittently, and said: "There is another thing...food explanation."
Su Ran was too lazy to think about how to explain to Hua Rongqi and Xie Shiqing, so she simply said it according to the vocabulary in her memory.
[Forget it, if you lose your horse, just lose your horse, it doesn’t matter. 】
[Anyway, we are all in this illusion. It is not certain whether we can get out. I can just say what I want to say. They can do anything to me. 】
Su Ran is now in a bad state of mind.
"Food explanation?" As expected, Hua Rongqi questioned Su Ran's vocabulary.
Su Ran nodded and said: "It's just a person carrying a communication device to explore the local food."
Hua Rongqi nodded, but he was a little curious about this communication thing: "What is this communication thing?"
Su Ran: "..."
Xie Shiqing: "..."
Just listen to the story, why are there so many questions?
[I found out that Hua Rongqi goes off track very easily. 】
The original Su Ran might have given a good explanation, but now the Su Ran just wants to show off.
Su Ran: "It's just a small box. It can record your voice or your scene."
Hua Rongqi was shocked: "Could this be the image stone in the Immortal Sect?"
Su Ran: "..."
[How many novels about cultivating immortals have Hua Rongqi read? 】
Xie Shiqing: "..."
Could you please stop interrupting? I want to hear stories.
"No." Su Ran decided to give Hua Rongqi a little shock of modern technology, "It's not as rare as the Image Stone, but it's more powerful than the Image Stone."
【This is a mobile phone! ! ! 】
[A product from modern high technology, can it be compared to your mere photographic stone! ! ! 】
Hua Rongqi's eyes couldn't help but widen. He was obviously attracted by what Su Ran said about the photo stone: "How does it operate? What can it do?"
Hearing this, Su Ran glanced at Hua Rongqi in surprise and said puzzledly: "Why do you ask for such details? You can't have it, and I don't have the real thing to show you now."
[This kind of thing... Are you sure you won't ask more details, the more difficult it will be? 】
Hua Rongqi keenly grasped the key words in Su Ran's words: "What do you mean you don't have anything to show me now? Do you have such a thing?!"
Su Ran: "..."
[Ouch, the young man has good acumen. 】
【You have discovered all this. 】
[But as Hua Rongqi said, I really miss my mobile phone. 】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to play games! I want to watch videos! I want to chat with netizens! I want to read novels! I want to watch TV series! ! ! 】
【damned! Give me back my phone! 】
"It used to be." Su Ran's tone became lonely, "It's gone now, and it probably won't be there in the future."
【Why--】
[Next time when I wear a book, can I wear my mobile phone with it? 】
[I will never talk about the person who married the rice cooker just now. I want to marry my mobile phone. 】
【Please let me and my mobile phone be together forever! ! ! 】
"Why not?" Hua Rongqi didn't understand why Su Ran said that.
Was it stolen by someone else, damaged, or for some other reason?
Su Ran sighed, unable to hide the sadness in his tone: "It's just gone. He and I are no longer in the same world."
Hua Rongqi: "...!!!"
"Okay, let me show my cards right away." Su Ran was so heartbroken that she didn't even want to say anything anymore, let alone pretending.
Hua Rongqi: "...???"
Xie Shiqing: "...???"
Xie Shiqing's sixth sense told him that what Su Ran would say later would really shock him.
In the silence, two eyes looked directly at Su Ran, waiting for her next words.
Su Ran's eyelids were drooped, and there was no emotion on his expression: "Actually, I am not from this world. The essence of this world is a novel."
"Oh...that's what you often call me."
Hua Rongqi: "...!!!"
I just said that Ran Ran is not an ordinary person. She knows so many weird things and must be different from normal people.
Xie Shiqing: "...!!!"
It's really not normal.
In this way, Su Ran's strange behaviors can be explained clearly.
"Then, what role am I and what role are you?" Hua Rongqi asked impatiently.
But soon, Hua Rongqi suddenly remembered something.
Su Ran seemed to have just told him about a plot not long ago.
Hua Rongqi had a vague answer in his heart, and his eyes turned to Su Ran with pity involuntarily.
If Su Ran's identity is really what she said in the plot, then she would be too miserable.
"I am cannon fodder, and so are you." Su Ran's tone was calm, and then she turned her head to look at Xie Shiqing and said, "You are also cannon fodder."
Hua Rongqi: "..."
Xie Shiqing: "..."
"The three of us are cannon fodder." Su Ran was afraid that they didn't hear clearly, so he repeated the summary.
Hua Rongqi: "..."
Xie Shiqing: "..."
It's quite strange. It feels like being told by others that you are just cannon fodder in a storybook.
But the strange thing is that neither Hua Rongqi nor Xie Shiqing has too strong ideas.
Could this be the pua Su Ran mentioned before...?
Hua Rongqi thought of this word inappropriately.
Su Ran didn't know Hua Rongqi's inner thoughts, so he just continued: "So, if we can't get out of this illusion, it's normal, because the three of us are cannon fodder that has no influence on the plot."
【Destiny is not on our side! ! ! 】
Hua Rongqi: "..."
Xie Shiqing: "..."
After a short silence, Hua Rongqi thought of another person in the fantasy and asked, "What about Yuchi Suihua?"
Hua Rongqi didn't expect that Su Ran's expression would become so complicated after he asked this question.
Su Ran said: "...Yu Chi Suihua is the male protagonist."
Hua Rongqi: "..."
Xie Shiqing: "..."
"How come someone like that can be the male protagonist?" Hua Rongqi expressed his dissatisfaction on the spot, "A guy like Yuchi Suihua?!"
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