Who wouldn’t make money now that they’ve all ascended?

Chapter 8: 1 baby, 2 babies, congratulations to my buddy for running with the ball!

Chapter 8 Two babies from one child, congratulations to my brother for running with the ball!
The man in black was pale, his lips were pale, and he couldn't stop trembling. Seeing that Jiang Su had discovered the truth, he tremblingly threw away the silver sword, sat directly on the ground, unbuttoned his black clothes, and exposed his big round belly.

"Please ask the medical fairy to close the door and deliver my baby."

Jiang Su has been a doctor for eighteen years and has zero experience in delivering babies.

But she wanted to give it a try.

Just as he was about to instruct the little boy to close the door, Lin Xian was already standing at the door, his eyes as wide as bells, his mouth as big as a fist, and he slammed the door shut from the outside as if struck by lightning.

"boom--"

"..."

I can't imagine how much impact a man having a child would have on this straight swordsman.

As a medical practitioner, Jiang Su had a set of standard delivery procedures in mind, but he had never practiced them. Who would not find a midwife to give birth to a child, but a girl in her prime?
In this world of cultivation, I have never heard of anyone who is a midwife ascending...

"Hey, what's going on with you? The fetal position is good."

The man was lying on the ground with a bulging belly. Jiang Su gently pressed both sides of his belly with both hands to determine the position of the fetus.

The man pulled off the black cloth around his face, revealing a cold and fair face, like that of a frail scholar.

"I met a Huanxi Dao woman with a special physique, and she forced me..."

The man was panting, sweating profusely, and tears welled up in the corners of his painful eyes.

Special physique? Could it be that she is a female cultivator with Lushu bloodline?

Hearing this, Jiang Su pulled open the man's pants, and the doubts in his heart were finally settled.

This man has an ordinary male structure and has no place to give birth to a child. The bloodshed is his lie! The only way to remove the baby was by caesarean section.

She took out a paralyzing pill and stuffed it into the man's mouth.

"I'm going to start, just lie down and don't look down."

The man nodded forcefully, his black hair soaked on his forehead.

Jiang Su took out his silver knife and accurately performed a caesarean section in three seconds. Sure enough, he saw a baby from the man's belly.

"Whoa whoa-"

"Your kid is quite energetic. Hey, he's a boy."

She cut the umbilical cord and placed the child in the prepared basin. Looking back, I saw that this man actually had a baby in his belly? !

"Oh my god, you're giving birth to twins!"

Jiang Su repeated the steps and placed the two children next to the white-faced scholar. Suddenly, the room was filled with two loud cries one after another.

She kneaded to stop the bleeding, stuffed a flesh and blood pill into the man's body, and carefully sewed up his belly with needle and thread.

"Okay, congratulations, a son and a daughter."

The white-faced scholar looked helpless, and he lay on the ground for half a stick of incense before accepting this fact.

He turned sideways and looked at the two cubs that had been cleaned up by Jiang Su in the iron basin next to him. He pursed his lips and felt as if he was about to burst into pieces with sadness.

"Thank you, Medical Fairy."

Jiang Suzheng shook his blood-stained clothes and said politely: "It's okay, it's you who should be careful. You should pay attention to the things that a woman should pay attention to when giving birth. If you don't know how to feed a child, you can come here." ask me."

Maybe I don't understand either.

"Don't blow the wind, take some nourishing food, and come to me again in half a month."

The man was completely dumbfounded, "Do I still want to... feed the child?"

Jiang Su glanced at him lightly, "What else? If you can give birth, you can raise her."

"correct."

The girl in green had an unknown light in her eyes, which made the white-faced scholar feel cold and wary.

"how……"

Jiang Su pointed at his belly and said, "The thread used to sew the wound on your belly is my exclusive thing. You have to pay me separately."

The man was startled for a moment, then took out a bulging money bag from his storage bag.

With a solemn expression, he handed the money bag to Jiang Su, "Medical Fairy, please keep this matter a secret for me. Here are twenty golden pearls. You can go to Jin's Trading Company to exchange them for expensive medicinal materials. Please keep it a secret!"

Golden Pearl? real or fake? Jiang Su hurriedly opened the money bag, and it turned out that there were bright yellow beads emitting golden light.

Previously, when she first came to the Upper Realm, she wanted to buy some medicinal materials to make elixirs, but when she went to the trading store, she found that there were no good medicinal materials in there that could be bought with middle- and low-grade Yuan Stones!

In this upper world, connections are important!

Although the golden pearl is not currency, it is worth a lot of money and is definitely a good thing.

"No problem, I'm the strictest!" Jiang Su vowed.

The white-faced scholar had no reaction and slightly nodded, "Thank you, Medical Fairy."

When the door opened, he wrapped his child in black cloth and left slowly.

Jiang Su put his money bag away and was about to sit back at the table when he felt a pair of faint eyes staring at him.

"broken!"

She forgot there was a cub in the room!
She hurriedly looked at Meng Hui's current situation.

The little cub had curled up under her table and turned his back, like a poor puppy, daring not to raise his head.

"you……"

Meng Hui suddenly raised his head, his face covered with tears, and he was out of breath from crying like a bullied little baby. "It turns out that it is not easy for daddy to give birth to a nest. The nest must find daddy, wuwuwu——"

Jiang Su couldn't argue and sighed, "Forget it."

Lin Xian outside the door got a mop from nowhere, silently entered the room and mopped the floor, looked at Jiang Su deeply, and then left again.

"..."

After that, the patients became much more normal and were busy until midnight.

Jiang Su took the little boy to the money room to collect thirty yuan stones, then left the Huichun Hall and went straight to the black market.

She used the few low-grade Yuan stones she had on hand to buy some pastries and preserved fruits, and also bought a small half-part fox mask. The little boy wore the mask and sat next to her stall eating.

The little cub's mouth is bulging, like a little hamster, not to mention how cute it is.

"All the elixirs that should be sold were sold last time, so this time I will sell them!"

On her bright red stall, there was only a sword wrapped in gold silk cloth. Next to it, a little boy wrote the word "Sword Seller" in black and white on a piece of paper.

I don’t know if it can be sold.

The little boy consciously started to work after eating her food. He put away the remaining preserved fruits, straightened his back and started selling.

Xiao Naiyin yelled: "Sword selling! Sword selling! Please come to see my sister selling swords!"

Jiang Su: "..." What's wrong?

Suddenly, a woman in red with her face covered by red gauze stopped in front of the stall, smiling like a silver bell, "Hey, little Zaizai, who wants to sell swords?"

Meng Hui thought the opportunity had come. He pouted seriously and pointed at the female cultivator in green, "My sister sells swords!"

The veins on Jiang Su's forehead jumped, and she couldn't bear it anymore. She said sternly: "That's enough. Children don't understand. Don't you understand either?"

Selling swords is a crime.

Instead of being angry, the woman in red laughed wildly. She half-covered her mouth and joked: "Okay, sister, don't be angry. People wear smiling faces. I guess they are not narrow-minded. Excuse me, is this wrapped in gold silk cloth?" What good thing is it?”

Golden silk cloth, a piece of ten high-grade Yuan stones, its own value is much higher than this price, it is priceless in the market.

So the thing wrapped in it must be a treasure.

Jiang Su curled his lips and said with a hint of a smile: "This is a blind cloth. Only the items inside are sold. The cloth is opened on the spot. The content cannot be predicted in advance. If you want to buy it, please pay me fifty yuan of middle-grade Yuan stones. Please explain in advance that the items Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and it cannot be returned or exchanged after purchase.”

"Blind cloth? It sounds very interesting, so I'll buy it! But I didn't bring the Yuan Stone. I am a Hehuan Dao monk. The girl needs to go to Hehuan Tower with me in person."

"..."

Jiang Su: I won’t tell you, you have to pick out the window paper yourself, right?
She has a slender figure, and all her movements are enchanting. She is dressed in a red dress that is like fire, half covered by red gauze, her eyebrows are picturesque, and her eyes are as charming as silk.

Can you monks abide by the rules of the black market, protect your identity, and don't engage in gay sex offline?
Jiang Su said coldly: "How could fellow Taoist monks from Hehuan Tower go out without taking Yuan Shi?"

The woman in red lowered her head shyly and said softly, "I never bring money with me when I go out. Every time I meet people who are willing to give me flowers, it's not a coincidence. I forgot about it when I came to the black market."

Jiang Su was silent for a moment.

Those damn licking dogs! ! !
(End of this chapter)

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