Ancient martial arts masters in modern times
Chapter 1 The most embarrassing encounter in history!
Ye Chenfeng didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky. Fortunately, after being besieged and killed by Central Plains martial arts masters 400 years ago, he was reborn and survived.
Unfortunately, he was reborn as an orphan.
The most unfortunate thing is that she is often reprimanded by the company's female boss for being late.
The female boss is called Qin Ruoman, and she also has a nickname, "Leftover Girl", which was given to her by some idle bachelors in the company. Of course, she only said it secretly, but she didn't dare to say it in front of her. , unless he doesn't want to be hun in the company anymore.
She is notoriously strong, dictatorial, hegemonist, and pure feminism. Such a character directly discourages men who sincerely pursue her. Who wants to marry such a strong woman? A woman who is [-] years old is still single, and the name "leftover women" comes from this.
Just now, Ye Chenfeng was called into the office by her and reprimanded severely, and asked to write a self-criticism of no less than [-] words.
write a review?
Ye Chen Fengyu cried without tears. In his previous life, he was considered a person with status and status, and he only had the role of reprimanding others. He never thought that Feng Shui would turn around and be reprimanded by a woman after rebirth. Fortunately, he did not have the same status as in the ancient feudal society. A kind of thought that men are superior to women.otherwise……
But this is to let people in the previous life know that they are helpless despite being scolded by a woman, they will definitely be surprised, and they will definitely admire the courage of this woman!
Is this what the Buddhists say - cause and effect?
To put it bluntly, is retribution?
But I never asked anyone to write a review in my previous life.
Ye Chenfeng felt that he was wronged, but he had to bite the bullet and embroider in pain...
Although he perfectly merged with the memory of this life, he lost all the skills of the previous life. Before recovering the skills, he could only follow Ye Chenfeng's current life trajectory, because he hadn't found out in the three months since his rebirth. As an internal practitioner, this made him have to be vigilant.
There must be a reason for everything to happen, and there must be an effect if there is a cause!
Therefore, before clarifying the reasons for the disappearance of those internal practitioners, he now has to keep a low profile!
After spending three hours, I finally finished writing the review before leaving get off work.
Walking to the office very satisfied...
The office is not big, about [-] square meters. The decoration is simple and elegant. It is a little casual in the classics, abandoning too much tediousness and luxury. The atmosphere of the space is simple, elegant and soft.
As soon as I walked in, I smelled the elegant fragrance again, like the fragrance of violets and roses, giving people a refreshing and pleasant feeling, Ye Chenfeng couldn't help but take a deep breath...
Suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to knock on the door again, and Wang Wang had just been reprimanded.
Just when she was about to back out and knock on the door again before she found out, she inadvertently saw an astonishing scene through a pot of bonsai trees more than one meter high beside the door...
Ye Chenfeng's impression of her in the past was that of Sister Yan Yu, with a dignified and elegant image that cannot be violated, and a strict and unsmiling attitude when working, she can be said to be an iceberg beautiful mature woman.
Although the body shape has become between plump and round with age, the skin is smooth and smooth, and the whiteness is full of blood, and the chest is firm and tingmi. The real honey-peach girl is full of femininity!
It's just that she is usually too serious, and her expression is a little too indifferent. If she is a little more charming, she is enough to tease any man's feelings——yu.
But the scene in front of him at this time subverted the previous concept.
I saw her sitting softly on the office chair, her skirt half opened, revealing a large area of white, tender and red skin under Yu's neck...
The half-closed eyes were watery, exuding a faint and intoxicated halo, and his face was full of groans...
On the honey-lubricated skin, there are tiny beads of clear sweat...
Seeing him in pain, is it because he is not feeling well?
Ye Chenfeng took a closer look—lack of eyesight, palpitations, shortness of breath, general fatigue, hotness, sweating, rapid heartbeat, rapid circulation of Qi and blood in the body... Isn't this what Western medicine calls hyperthyroidism?
At present, the prevalence rate of female population in my country reaches 2%, and there is a trend of increasing year by year.Prevention is often overlooked due to insufficient awareness among people.Sudden aggravation of the original hyperthyroidism symptoms to a life-threatening state, if not rescued in time, can lead to death...
Thinking of this, Ye Chenfeng was shocked, this matter can be big or small, the best time to see a doctor must not be delayed when the disease occurs, if the disease occurs small, complications will be troublesome.
"Boss Qin, what's the matter with you?" At this moment, Ye Chenfeng didn't care about whether to knock on the door, saving people was the most important thing, so he trotted towards the desk after speaking.
Ah!
Sitting there softly, Qin Ruoman's tender body shook, her brain went blank for a moment, she suddenly let out a cry, her expression changed drastically, her face turned pale, her expression flustered, and she stammered nervously: "You, you , why do you...don't come over, I...I..."
Seeing that Ye Chenfeng was coming soon, Qin Ruoman looked at the movie player in the computer with embarrassment and anxiety, he didn't even have time to tidy up his appearance, he hurriedly moved the mouse and clicked fiercely, as if to turn off the screen in front of him. player.
But clicking five or six times in a row not only did not turn off the screen, but also turned the player's screen into full screen——
"Boss Qin, hurry up! Go to the hospital...uh..."
Ye Chenfeng was suddenly blocked by the screen on the computer and did not finish speaking.
I saw a high-definition uncensored pornographic action movie being played on the 22-inch bright widescreen...
Time seems to stand still! ! !
Ye Chenfeng stared dumbfoundedly at the computer screen around him, and then at the heart-thumping beauty Yan Yujie in front of him, a primitive desire was swaying under the dantian, especially when he smelled a hun There was a faint sweet smell, accompanied by the replay of the scene just now in my mind combined with the wonderful beauty in front of me...
She couldn't help but continue to look down along the half-opened skirt of her skirt, revealing a snow-white groove... Phew, my nose twitched, my god!It caused him another surge of qi and blood, almost spitting out nosebleeds, and he went mad.
The slightly wrinkled professional short skirt is slightly curled, and has not been fully put down, revealing the pair of round and slender snow-white plump tui, and plump buttocks, making people want to lift up the corners of the skirt and dig deeper Explore the realm of **.The slightly tight short-sleeved long t-shirt perfectly outlines her graceful figure.
Coupled with a pair of smooth and attractive ankles on the sexy high-heeled shoes, this hot and provocative figure alone is enough for a man to feel irritated and bloody without even looking at her startled face ...
Ye Chenfeng's throat gurgled, and he swallowed with difficulty.
For him who was still a "virgin" in two lifetimes, the hot and spicy scene in front of him strongly stimulated his senses, making him almost have the urge to commit crimes...
The woman in the previous life was conservative, and her whole body was covered with airtightness. Ye Chenfeng didn't have the pleasure of seeing even a trace of it, let alone such a blood-spitting AV. Now the combination of the two gives Ye Chenfeng Chen Feng's visual impact and mental impact are so huge, and his concentration is not bad without a direct attack.
But Qin Ruoman's face was red, his heart was ashamed, anxious and angry, his expression was extremely flustered, he looked at the computer and Ye Chenfeng at a loss, an unprecedented shame rushed towards him, and he was about to drown her...
It felt like she had been stripped of her clothes at this moment, and her whole body was presented naked in Ye Chenfeng's eyes, which made her almost suffocate and collapse, her beating heart seemed to burst out of her mouth, endless The shame made her wish she could find a hole in the ground and go in...
Oh my god, how could it be done like this?I just reprimanded him sternly, but I didn't expect to encounter such a scene now...
Qin Ruoman swears that this is the first time he has indulged himself in such a way, and it's all because of his curiosity. When he was chatting with his friends online, a QQ netizen who just joined sent a file, and he accepted it...
As a result, after downloading it, I found out that it was the legendary AV. I wanted to delete it in a fit of anger, but I couldn't help killing the cat's curiosity, so I opened it...
I've never seen her so pornographic and violent, so this happened...
At this time, what she hated the most was not Ye Chenfeng, but the culprit, the one who started it.
The good image I maintained was destroyed in an instant!
Dumping all the water from the three rivers and five lakes, it is difficult to wash away the shame on my face today!
If possible, Qin Ruoman would like to cut that bastard into pieces.
Rao is not enough to vent the resentment in my heart!
In fact, any man who understands women knows that the colder a woman is, the hotter her heart will be. A little indulgence can relieve the pressure from work.
"Have you seen enough?" Qin Ruoman was ashamed and angry when he saw Ye Chenfeng looking straight at himself, and then at the two entangled bodies on the computer screen, looking as if he wanted to swallow himself alive. .
"Look again..." Ye Chenfeng said unconsciously, he seemed to be fascinated by the wonderful moves in the computer, and looked very seriously...
It's a bit embarrassing to say it. In fact, after this kind of system collapsed, I kept keeping a respectful distance. I didn't expect to finally see it today, so Ye Chenfeng jumped into it all at once. "
Seeing how devoted he was to watching, and looking at himself from time to time, as if he was the heroine in it, Qin Ruoman gritted his teeth in hatred, but there was nothing he could do, now that he was at a disadvantage, it was impossible to be strong anymore.
bell bell bell...
The phone on the desk rang suddenly.
Ye Chenfeng suddenly realized that he had encountered the most embarrassing thing in history.
What makes Ye Chenfeng feel even more ashamed is that in his previous life, he was also a little proficient in the art of Qi and Huang. Some common diseases can be seen from the color alone, and some diseases can be regarded as cured by medicine, but he did not expect to be wrong today. When Feng Jing is Ma Liang, I am ashamed and ashamed...
"Uh, that...uh... Actually it's nothing, I watch it often too, it's pretty good..." Looking at Qin Ruoman who looked extremely embarrassed, Ye Chenfeng comforted him kindly.
Although Ye Chenfeng hadn't seen it, he had to drag himself into the water. Only in this way, the other party would feel balanced in his heart and feel that he was not different, but Ye Chenfeng forgot that the other party was a woman!
not bad?
It's okay if this guy doesn't talk about it, but Qin Ruoman feels even more ashamed if he talks about it, wishing to kill him on the spot, gritted his teeth, and said in a hateful voice: "Then do you want to see it again?"
"Ah, well, if you don't mind, we can watch together..." Ye Chenfeng was overjoyed, but a little embarrassed.
"roll!"
Before Ye Chenfeng finished speaking, he was interrupted by Qin Ruoman's roar.
"Uh, this is my self-criticism, let's put it here." Looking at his face, Ye Chenfeng finally realized that it seemed inappropriate for him to stay here, so he gently put down the self-criticism, turned and walked towards the door.
"and many more!"
Qin Ruoman suddenly thought of something, blushing cheeks, hesitant to speak, seemed to be unable to speak, shyly shrugged her delicate body, pulled up her professional short skirt, and said with difficulty: "...uh...just now... Just now…"
"Just now? What?" Seeing Qin Ruoman hesitating, Ye Chenfeng suddenly said: "I admit that you looked very charming and feminine just now, keep it up."
"...It's not about this, it's...just now..." Qin Ruoman didn't know what to say.
"??? Oh, I see, don't worry, I won't say anything." Ye Chenfeng walked a few steps and then turned around to scan Qin Ruoman's whole body. Give me the piece you put..." Before Ye Chenfeng finished speaking, he saw a thick book being thrown at him.
Hahaha……
Ye Chenfeng ran away with his head in his arms...
The moment the door was closed, the self-criticism on the desk was also shattered.
It's all the fault of the review!
————————————————————
ps: This incident tells everyone that next time you enter a woman's office, it's best not to knock on the door!
So as not to miss the scenery that should not be missed!
Cough cough... everyone remember to collect!
Unfortunately, he was reborn as an orphan.
The most unfortunate thing is that she is often reprimanded by the company's female boss for being late.
The female boss is called Qin Ruoman, and she also has a nickname, "Leftover Girl", which was given to her by some idle bachelors in the company. Of course, she only said it secretly, but she didn't dare to say it in front of her. , unless he doesn't want to be hun in the company anymore.
She is notoriously strong, dictatorial, hegemonist, and pure feminism. Such a character directly discourages men who sincerely pursue her. Who wants to marry such a strong woman? A woman who is [-] years old is still single, and the name "leftover women" comes from this.
Just now, Ye Chenfeng was called into the office by her and reprimanded severely, and asked to write a self-criticism of no less than [-] words.
write a review?
Ye Chen Fengyu cried without tears. In his previous life, he was considered a person with status and status, and he only had the role of reprimanding others. He never thought that Feng Shui would turn around and be reprimanded by a woman after rebirth. Fortunately, he did not have the same status as in the ancient feudal society. A kind of thought that men are superior to women.otherwise……
But this is to let people in the previous life know that they are helpless despite being scolded by a woman, they will definitely be surprised, and they will definitely admire the courage of this woman!
Is this what the Buddhists say - cause and effect?
To put it bluntly, is retribution?
But I never asked anyone to write a review in my previous life.
Ye Chenfeng felt that he was wronged, but he had to bite the bullet and embroider in pain...
Although he perfectly merged with the memory of this life, he lost all the skills of the previous life. Before recovering the skills, he could only follow Ye Chenfeng's current life trajectory, because he hadn't found out in the three months since his rebirth. As an internal practitioner, this made him have to be vigilant.
There must be a reason for everything to happen, and there must be an effect if there is a cause!
Therefore, before clarifying the reasons for the disappearance of those internal practitioners, he now has to keep a low profile!
After spending three hours, I finally finished writing the review before leaving get off work.
Walking to the office very satisfied...
The office is not big, about [-] square meters. The decoration is simple and elegant. It is a little casual in the classics, abandoning too much tediousness and luxury. The atmosphere of the space is simple, elegant and soft.
As soon as I walked in, I smelled the elegant fragrance again, like the fragrance of violets and roses, giving people a refreshing and pleasant feeling, Ye Chenfeng couldn't help but take a deep breath...
Suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to knock on the door again, and Wang Wang had just been reprimanded.
Just when she was about to back out and knock on the door again before she found out, she inadvertently saw an astonishing scene through a pot of bonsai trees more than one meter high beside the door...
Ye Chenfeng's impression of her in the past was that of Sister Yan Yu, with a dignified and elegant image that cannot be violated, and a strict and unsmiling attitude when working, she can be said to be an iceberg beautiful mature woman.
Although the body shape has become between plump and round with age, the skin is smooth and smooth, and the whiteness is full of blood, and the chest is firm and tingmi. The real honey-peach girl is full of femininity!
It's just that she is usually too serious, and her expression is a little too indifferent. If she is a little more charming, she is enough to tease any man's feelings——yu.
But the scene in front of him at this time subverted the previous concept.
I saw her sitting softly on the office chair, her skirt half opened, revealing a large area of white, tender and red skin under Yu's neck...
The half-closed eyes were watery, exuding a faint and intoxicated halo, and his face was full of groans...
On the honey-lubricated skin, there are tiny beads of clear sweat...
Seeing him in pain, is it because he is not feeling well?
Ye Chenfeng took a closer look—lack of eyesight, palpitations, shortness of breath, general fatigue, hotness, sweating, rapid heartbeat, rapid circulation of Qi and blood in the body... Isn't this what Western medicine calls hyperthyroidism?
At present, the prevalence rate of female population in my country reaches 2%, and there is a trend of increasing year by year.Prevention is often overlooked due to insufficient awareness among people.Sudden aggravation of the original hyperthyroidism symptoms to a life-threatening state, if not rescued in time, can lead to death...
Thinking of this, Ye Chenfeng was shocked, this matter can be big or small, the best time to see a doctor must not be delayed when the disease occurs, if the disease occurs small, complications will be troublesome.
"Boss Qin, what's the matter with you?" At this moment, Ye Chenfeng didn't care about whether to knock on the door, saving people was the most important thing, so he trotted towards the desk after speaking.
Ah!
Sitting there softly, Qin Ruoman's tender body shook, her brain went blank for a moment, she suddenly let out a cry, her expression changed drastically, her face turned pale, her expression flustered, and she stammered nervously: "You, you , why do you...don't come over, I...I..."
Seeing that Ye Chenfeng was coming soon, Qin Ruoman looked at the movie player in the computer with embarrassment and anxiety, he didn't even have time to tidy up his appearance, he hurriedly moved the mouse and clicked fiercely, as if to turn off the screen in front of him. player.
But clicking five or six times in a row not only did not turn off the screen, but also turned the player's screen into full screen——
"Boss Qin, hurry up! Go to the hospital...uh..."
Ye Chenfeng was suddenly blocked by the screen on the computer and did not finish speaking.
I saw a high-definition uncensored pornographic action movie being played on the 22-inch bright widescreen...
Time seems to stand still! ! !
Ye Chenfeng stared dumbfoundedly at the computer screen around him, and then at the heart-thumping beauty Yan Yujie in front of him, a primitive desire was swaying under the dantian, especially when he smelled a hun There was a faint sweet smell, accompanied by the replay of the scene just now in my mind combined with the wonderful beauty in front of me...
She couldn't help but continue to look down along the half-opened skirt of her skirt, revealing a snow-white groove... Phew, my nose twitched, my god!It caused him another surge of qi and blood, almost spitting out nosebleeds, and he went mad.
The slightly wrinkled professional short skirt is slightly curled, and has not been fully put down, revealing the pair of round and slender snow-white plump tui, and plump buttocks, making people want to lift up the corners of the skirt and dig deeper Explore the realm of **.The slightly tight short-sleeved long t-shirt perfectly outlines her graceful figure.
Coupled with a pair of smooth and attractive ankles on the sexy high-heeled shoes, this hot and provocative figure alone is enough for a man to feel irritated and bloody without even looking at her startled face ...
Ye Chenfeng's throat gurgled, and he swallowed with difficulty.
For him who was still a "virgin" in two lifetimes, the hot and spicy scene in front of him strongly stimulated his senses, making him almost have the urge to commit crimes...
The woman in the previous life was conservative, and her whole body was covered with airtightness. Ye Chenfeng didn't have the pleasure of seeing even a trace of it, let alone such a blood-spitting AV. Now the combination of the two gives Ye Chenfeng Chen Feng's visual impact and mental impact are so huge, and his concentration is not bad without a direct attack.
But Qin Ruoman's face was red, his heart was ashamed, anxious and angry, his expression was extremely flustered, he looked at the computer and Ye Chenfeng at a loss, an unprecedented shame rushed towards him, and he was about to drown her...
It felt like she had been stripped of her clothes at this moment, and her whole body was presented naked in Ye Chenfeng's eyes, which made her almost suffocate and collapse, her beating heart seemed to burst out of her mouth, endless The shame made her wish she could find a hole in the ground and go in...
Oh my god, how could it be done like this?I just reprimanded him sternly, but I didn't expect to encounter such a scene now...
Qin Ruoman swears that this is the first time he has indulged himself in such a way, and it's all because of his curiosity. When he was chatting with his friends online, a QQ netizen who just joined sent a file, and he accepted it...
As a result, after downloading it, I found out that it was the legendary AV. I wanted to delete it in a fit of anger, but I couldn't help killing the cat's curiosity, so I opened it...
I've never seen her so pornographic and violent, so this happened...
At this time, what she hated the most was not Ye Chenfeng, but the culprit, the one who started it.
The good image I maintained was destroyed in an instant!
Dumping all the water from the three rivers and five lakes, it is difficult to wash away the shame on my face today!
If possible, Qin Ruoman would like to cut that bastard into pieces.
Rao is not enough to vent the resentment in my heart!
In fact, any man who understands women knows that the colder a woman is, the hotter her heart will be. A little indulgence can relieve the pressure from work.
"Have you seen enough?" Qin Ruoman was ashamed and angry when he saw Ye Chenfeng looking straight at himself, and then at the two entangled bodies on the computer screen, looking as if he wanted to swallow himself alive. .
"Look again..." Ye Chenfeng said unconsciously, he seemed to be fascinated by the wonderful moves in the computer, and looked very seriously...
It's a bit embarrassing to say it. In fact, after this kind of system collapsed, I kept keeping a respectful distance. I didn't expect to finally see it today, so Ye Chenfeng jumped into it all at once. "
Seeing how devoted he was to watching, and looking at himself from time to time, as if he was the heroine in it, Qin Ruoman gritted his teeth in hatred, but there was nothing he could do, now that he was at a disadvantage, it was impossible to be strong anymore.
bell bell bell...
The phone on the desk rang suddenly.
Ye Chenfeng suddenly realized that he had encountered the most embarrassing thing in history.
What makes Ye Chenfeng feel even more ashamed is that in his previous life, he was also a little proficient in the art of Qi and Huang. Some common diseases can be seen from the color alone, and some diseases can be regarded as cured by medicine, but he did not expect to be wrong today. When Feng Jing is Ma Liang, I am ashamed and ashamed...
"Uh, that...uh... Actually it's nothing, I watch it often too, it's pretty good..." Looking at Qin Ruoman who looked extremely embarrassed, Ye Chenfeng comforted him kindly.
Although Ye Chenfeng hadn't seen it, he had to drag himself into the water. Only in this way, the other party would feel balanced in his heart and feel that he was not different, but Ye Chenfeng forgot that the other party was a woman!
not bad?
It's okay if this guy doesn't talk about it, but Qin Ruoman feels even more ashamed if he talks about it, wishing to kill him on the spot, gritted his teeth, and said in a hateful voice: "Then do you want to see it again?"
"Ah, well, if you don't mind, we can watch together..." Ye Chenfeng was overjoyed, but a little embarrassed.
"roll!"
Before Ye Chenfeng finished speaking, he was interrupted by Qin Ruoman's roar.
"Uh, this is my self-criticism, let's put it here." Looking at his face, Ye Chenfeng finally realized that it seemed inappropriate for him to stay here, so he gently put down the self-criticism, turned and walked towards the door.
"and many more!"
Qin Ruoman suddenly thought of something, blushing cheeks, hesitant to speak, seemed to be unable to speak, shyly shrugged her delicate body, pulled up her professional short skirt, and said with difficulty: "...uh...just now... Just now…"
"Just now? What?" Seeing Qin Ruoman hesitating, Ye Chenfeng suddenly said: "I admit that you looked very charming and feminine just now, keep it up."
"...It's not about this, it's...just now..." Qin Ruoman didn't know what to say.
"??? Oh, I see, don't worry, I won't say anything." Ye Chenfeng walked a few steps and then turned around to scan Qin Ruoman's whole body. Give me the piece you put..." Before Ye Chenfeng finished speaking, he saw a thick book being thrown at him.
Hahaha……
Ye Chenfeng ran away with his head in his arms...
The moment the door was closed, the self-criticism on the desk was also shattered.
It's all the fault of the review!
————————————————————
ps: This incident tells everyone that next time you enter a woman's office, it's best not to knock on the door!
So as not to miss the scenery that should not be missed!
Cough cough... everyone remember to collect!
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