ah! Falling in love with Yiyou’s husband

Chapter 1 Transfer money to my baby
"My full name is Lu Zhaoxi. Why am I called this name? It's because my dad wants to bring happiness home, so my name is Lu Zhaoxi. Oh, and you asked why my online name is Chao Xi, of course it's because I want to make a morning with you. It's twilight, day and night, of course there must be day and night, don't you think so, baby~" Lu Zhaoxi was sipping the hot and sour noodles while typing on the keyboard quickly.

Ding dong.

A reply message rang out.

Chi Mu: Really? Do you really want to spend time with me?
When Lu Zhaoxi saw this reply, he bit off the hot and sour noodles that were still sucking up, and typed a reply, "Of course, baby, don't you know me well?"

Chao Xi: [Angry JPG]

Chi Mu: We have only known each other for three days.

Chao Xi: [Shy JPG] It doesn’t matter. This is not fate. Do you think what I said is right, baby?

Chi Mu: [Shameful JPG] Okay, let’s meet.

When Lu Zhaoxi saw this sentence, he couldn't eat the hot and sour noodles in his mouth anymore. As he was typing, he felt something was wrong and deleted it.

So, what Chi Mu saw on the screen was that the other party was typing...

ten minutes later.

Chi Mu: How?
Chi Mu: Where are the people?
Another ten minutes later.

Chi Mu initiated a voice call...

The other party did not answer.

Lu Zhaoxi had just finished packing up the hot and sour noodles. He casually glanced at his phone and saw Chi Mu's call.

Lu Zhaoxi was silent for a while and decided not to touch it.

Sometimes, escaping is shameful, but useful.

It wasn't until the phone hung up automatically that Lu Zhaoxi picked up the phone with lingering fear.

Are you kidding me? Online dating is possible, but dating is impossible.

In order to ignore this feeling of heart palpitations, Lu Zhaoxi decided to play two games, but as soon as he started the game, a pop-up window from his WeChat friends came.

Chi Mu: Why didn’t you reply to the message?
When Lu Zhaoxi saw this message, he immediately got goosebumps. He had no intention of playing games anymore and was going to listen to music. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the music software, a music connection popped up in Chi Mu because the automatic connection function was set up. , Lu Zhaoxi immediately heard the man's magnetic voice.

"Lu Zhaoxi?"

"Huh?" Lu Zhaoxi replied subconsciously.

"Lu Zhaoxi, why didn't you reply to the message?" Chi Mu continued.

"Ah, this, that, I was taking a shit just now! Yes, I was taking a shit just now!" Lu Zhaoxi said without hesitation.

"Oh? Then why did you turn on the game? And turn on the music? Do you need a little help to go to the toilet?" Chi Mu asked very seriously.

Lu Zhaoxi laughed awkwardly twice, and just when he was about to hang up, a few singing lines came from the receiver of his mobile phone.

"Come on! Work hard! You have to use force when you poop! It doesn't matter if you can't poop out, at least fart!"

Listening to the voice that had been singing ballads to her these past two days sing these words, Lu Zhaoxi almost went crazy.

She said cautiously, "Um, brother Chi Mu, you don't have to do this, right?"

"No? Then did you pull it out?"

"Ah?" Lu Zhaoxi was confused. They had only known each other for three days, and they were discussing such a profound issue. Is it really okay?
"Brother Chi Mu, thank you, really thank you." Lu Zhaoxi almost said this through gritted teeth.

"You're welcome. If you can't get out and tell me, I'll help you. Didn't you say that I sing very well? Baby?" Chi Mu shouted suddenly without knowing why.

Lu Zhaoxi was stunned. Fortunately, this was online. If it were in reality, she would immediately find a piece of tofu and kill her.

Although I don’t know if the tofu will hit or not.

But it certainly doesn't hurt much.

Stop, stop, stop, now is the time to worry about these things!

Lu Zhaoxi, Lu Zhaoxi, you should think about how to deal with this man first!
"Baby? Why don't you speak?" The man's voice continued to ring in the receiver.

"Baby?"

"Ahem, cough, brother Chi Mu, it's not good to shout like that." Lu Zhaoxi's face turned red when she was shouted at, but luckily, she was the only one at home today. "Huh? Then didn't you just call me baby? Why can't you let me call you?" Chi Mu chuckled.

Lu Zhaoxi swallowed and replied, "This, this is different."

"Why is it different?" Just as Chi Mu asked this question, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Xixi? Can I come in?" It was Lu Zhao's voice.

When Lu Zhaoxi heard this, he immediately hung up the music connection as if he felt guilty.

"Okay, okay." Just after saying that, Lu Zhao opened the door and came in.

"Mom asked me to take you out for dinner, are you going?" Lu Zhao leaned on the door frame, looking at his blushing sister, and suddenly frowned.

"Xixi, are you not feeling well? Why are you blushing like this? You don't have a cold, right?" Lu Zhao was worried and put his hand on Lu Zhaoxi's forehead.

"It seems, it's not hot either." Lu Zhao said to himself.

Lu Zhaoxi immediately pushed Lu Zhao away and rolled his eyes, "If I were still waiting for you, I would have died of hunger long ago. Lu Zhao, do you know what time it is?"

Lu Zhao took out his cell phone, "Hmm... five minutes past thirteen?"

Lu Zhaoxi nodded and handed the takeout bag on the ground to Lu Zhao's hand, "Yes, so your dear sister has probably eaten by this point. Since you are here, please take my garbage away." ,Thanks!"

"..." Lu Zhao was a little confused after being pushed out of the room.

Before he could react, a hand patted Lu Zhao's shoulder, "How is it? Is your sister going to eat?"

Lu Zhao waved the takeout bag in front of Xu's mother and said, "Do you think she needs another meal?"

"Uh..." Xu's mother fell silent.

"Then let's go, we're a little hungry." Xu Mu said.

Lu Zhao nodded and said helplessly, "Let's go."

Only when there was no sound outside did Lu Zhaoxi dare to sneak out of the room.

After going to the bathroom and washing his face, Lu Zhaoxi felt that the heat on his face had subsided a little.

what! After Lu Zhaoxi sobered up, the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. As someone who has had five online relationships, how could she not have any backbone?

How could he be knocked down so easily!
Thinking about it, Lu Zhaoxi immediately took out his phone, found Chi Mu's WeChat message and typed it to send.

Chao Xi: Baby, I'm sorry, my brother came just now. Since you said we would meet, let’s meet! It's just that I don't have much money. If possible, can the baby support me a little~
Chao Xi: [Coquettish JPG]

After Lu Zhaoxi typed these words, he immediately felt happy.

Tsk, she didn't believe that this person dared to meet him.

According to her experience of dating so many people online, as long as money is mentioned, she will run away!
Lu Zhaoxi secretly sighed, "Let's just say, we got it~"
After sending these, Lu Zhaoxi had no time to worry about it. She remembered that she still had a painting assignment.

So, she threw her phone on the bed and didn't notice the message from Chi Mu.

Chi Mu: Okay, how much do you want?

Chi Mu: Is five thousand enough?
Chi Mu: [Transfer 5200]

Lu Zhao, who had finally waited for the food to be served outside, was just about to feast when he saw his mother Xu still playing with his mobile phone and howling.

"Brother, aren't you? Are you still playing with your phone when the food is on the table?"

Xu Mu raised her head and glanced at Lu Zhao and said, "Something's wrong."

"What could be more important than eating with me?"

"Well, transfer money to my baby." Xu's mother replied slowly.

Lu Zhao was just about to say "Oh~", but his eyes widened in the next second.

"What did you say?"

(End of this chapter)