Evolutionary routine starting from babies

Chapter 56: Attack characteristics of flies, cat training plan

Chapter 56: Attack characteristics of flies, cat training plan
Fallen angels who have lived for thousands of years are not invincible.

When Holmes said this, his tone was quite confident, and this confidence also infected Song Qi.

"That's right, if angels were really invincible, the world would have changed a long time ago."

As for the powerful extraordinary beings in China, Holmes didn't know much about it. He just gave an example -

Li Feng, the director of their Extraordinary Incident Investigation Bureau and the Central General Administration, is an extremely powerful Extraordinary.

This man once flew into a high altitude, held up a large passenger plane with all its engines destroyed and lost power, and made it successfully make an emergency landing!
Listening to Holmes's description, Song Qi naturally thought of that classic movie——

"Superman"!
Superman is still an alien after all, but human beings have evolved step by step and become extraordinary, using their flesh and blood to hold up airplanes, which is even more exciting.

Holmes introduced it while taking out a stack of printed documents from his briefcase.

"These are declassified files sent by Interpol. You can look at them, but you can't take them away."

Song Qi thanked him and quickly looked through it.

The information in the Extraordinary Database APP was too general, so he asked the senior agent to get some files to look for targeted prevention methods.

The files are all foreign cases, translated into Chinese, and provide detailed introductions to the attacks on some civilians.

"These blowflies will preferentially attack small targets?"

Song Qi recalled his previous encounter. The gray turtle dove that died suddenly on the side of the road was naturally a small animal.

The blowfly crawled out from under the wings of the turtle dove, circled around the family twice, and then tried to fly to the youngest Song Qi.

And the people who die from infectious diseases everywhere are basically children...

Looking through the next file, I found something new.

“Can blowflies also transmit diseases to rats?”

Song Qi shook his head, this thing is troublesome enough.

"We have notified the health departments of various cities to clean up dirty neighborhoods and promote hygiene knowledge," said Holmes.

"But it's not very useful. The blowflies that transmit diseases are all cultivated by Beelzebub's followers themselves, so they are difficult to prevent."

"The only thing you can do is stay away from the flies you see."

Song Qi nodded, thinking about it, and went back to tactfully remind his family members to be careful of flies.

After browsing the remaining files, I finally made a somewhat reassuring discovery——

The stronger the physique of a person, the less likely he is to fall victim to it, and at most he will suffer a serious illness.

A few fly bites are not a big problem, but I am afraid that the flies will fall into the food and be swallowed whole...

"The current strategy of the bureau is to search in secret. In order to avoid alerting others, the truth has not been disclosed for the time being." Holmes said and put away the file.

"In another two weeks, if there is no progress, the media will probably be notified."

"Before that, you must also keep it secret to prevent being targeted by those lunatics."

After the reminder, Holmes looked deeply and raised his hand to adjust his hair, showing a resolute face.

"In short, please trust the Bureau of Investigation and Detective Holmes!"

Song Qi raised his head blankly: "..."

If this guy could read the pronunciation correctly, he might be a little more convincing.

Holmes was deep in thought for a few seconds, and soon couldn't hold it in any longer, and shook his head in confusion.

"It's strange, this trick of mine is particularly effective on children."

Song Qi's mouth twitched, "I'm a child, not a fool."

……

After returning home, Song Qi called Xixi and asked her to pay attention to the blowflies at home again.

Although Xixi has a more aloof personality, she is never vague about these things. She nodded immediately, meowed a few times, and said that she had been patrolling at home.

Then, Song Qi's eyes fell on Master Ju again.

Master Orange was lying on the end of the bed, holding his little paws, squinting and enjoying the ray of sunlight shining through the window, looking like he was peacefully passing through the years.

Xixi doesn't have to worry about the smaller ones in her family, because stupid people are blessed with stupid things. Only Master Orange is just an ordinary fat orange with clear eyes like a college student. He doesn't even know how to run away when a fly comes, so he is in the most dangerous situation.

"This won't work. Master Orange's training plan will start in advance."

Master Tachibana, who was enjoying the warm sunshine, suddenly felt his eyes go dark.

Opening his eyes, he saw the family's little twoleg standing in front, blocking the light.

"Meow--" Master Orange was too lazy to move his position and called out, signaling the little Twoleg not to block the light.

Song Qi looked serious, activated the skill [Cat Language], and meowed several times:

"Master Orange, you can't continue to degenerate like this!"

"?" Master Ju looked confused and asked: What is depravity?

"Degeneration means eating and sleeping every day, and eating after sleeping." Song Qi explained.

Master Orange thought about it with his little head, and then said that he was not depraved at all——

I have to poop every day, bask in the sun, and lick my own hair...

There are obviously a lot of serious things going on, right?

"...That's not a serious matter." Song Qi ignored its sophistry and encouraged:

"In short, starting from today, you have to start training, you have to get stronger, you have to get smarter!"

"Be a good cat with ideals, ambitions, culture, and abilities!"

"can you do it?"

Master Orange opened his eyes blankly - he didn't understand.

On the top of the closet, a hey hey sound suddenly sounded.

When I looked up, I saw it was Xi Xi, with the corners of her mouth raised, and she was actually smiling.

Song Qi turned around with a stern face and continued his education:

"Look, if you don't work hard, the other cats will laugh at you."

Master Orange: "..."

Finally, under Song Qi's arrangement, Master Ju reluctantly got up and signed a "letter of commitment"——

From today on, it will seriously participate in the "Four Good Cats" training program. If it fails to achieve the goal every day, it will voluntarily stop eating cat food.

There is also a bright red paw print underneath, which is Master Orange's signature.

Song Qi was not in a hurry to complete the picture. He first took out the secret shellac he ate every day, cut off a small bit, and put it in Master Ju's bowl.

"Eat."

Using secret shellac to improve your physical fitness is the simplest way.

Nowadays, Song Qi has a subsidy of 500 million a year and cannot afford high-end resources. Secret Shellac can definitely handle it.

Master Orange stretched his neck and sniffed the stuff in the bowl, then stuck out his tongue and stared.

yue——

Cats' sense of smell is inherently more sensitive than humans, and Xixi sometimes couldn't swallow the unpleasant-smelling secret shellac.

Master Orange, who has enjoyed it for most of his life, naturally cannot bear this hardship.

"If you don't eat this, there will be no cat food tonight - this is of your own free will, and it is written in the commitment letter." Song Qi said.

Master Ju understood this time, his eyes widened and his face was full of injustice.

Seeing that it was so resistant, Song Qi could only call for foreign aid:
"Xixi, how can I make it eat secret shellac?"

Xixi was lying on the wardrobe. Hearing this, she raised a paw and meowed sharply:

"If you don't eat, your head will be smashed!"

(End of this chapter)

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