Pi: Starting from being called a big dog

Chapter 45 As long as the mind does not slip

"Okay." Lao Chui was also surprised as to why Lin Miaomiao suddenly changed to a vegetarian diet in the past few days. He thought it was because of an evil spirit. Seeing that she was back to normal this time. Lao Cui was also very excited. Lin Miaomiao skillfully swiped her card and turned around, picked up the chicken leg and took a big bite. A look of enjoyment on his face.

Lin Miaomiao had just taken a few mouthfuls when she heard a voice that sounded like a spirit.

Qian Sanyi walked in from the door and laughed: "You really can't help it."

"You are following me." Lin Miaomiao looked at Qian Sanyi's figure and her eyes widened, "What kind of villainous behavior is this!"

But Qian Sanyi shook his head: "What a woman said. How can you believe it? I will tell Li Yunzhao to go now."

"Alas." Li Yunzhao came out from behind another pillar. "Eat slowly, don't choke."

Li Yunzhao looked at Lin Miaomiao like this: "You can eat what you have. How can I care about this kind of thing?"

"Why are you here too!" Lin Miaomiao was embarrassed after being caught by the real owner.

"Do I know how many days you can endure? What a great opportunity today. I watched Qian Sanyi go straight from the school gate to the cafeteria, so I came with him. Eat, eat." Li Yunzhao looked at Lin Miao Miao's eyes have a hint of caring.

Li Yunzhao watched Lin Miaomiao finishing the takeaway in front of him like a wind and a cloud, and shook his head slightly.

In fact, for Li Yunzhao, the reason why he asked Lin Miaomiao to participate in such an event was actually very simple. Lin Miaomiao usually eats a lot of meat, and occasionally eating vegetarian food is good for the body.

Qian Sanyi and Jiang Tianhao sat in the back row of Deng Xiaoqi. Qian Sanyi was quiet and rarely went out after class, so Deng Xiaoqi stayed in her seat.

"This is okay." Qian Sanyi said in surprise.

"Wow, is this really a vegetable? I can taste the taste of meat. It's really great. Li Yunzhao, you have this kind of talent. You should have told me earlier. It made me sad for a long time."

"Wouldn't it be over if you told me earlier that you couldn't hold it in anymore?" Li Yunzhao took Lin Miaomiao's dinner plate, "Lin Miaomiao, you go to the broadcast room first, otherwise you will be late again. As for this box Where are the meat dishes? I'll help you deal with them."

This meal will definitely satisfy Lin Miaomiao.

"Hey, what are you going to eat?" Lin Miaomiao was very interested in eating.

Jiang Tianhao and others who were watching Lin Miaomiao eating were also amazed.

"Yeah, but I still want to live for two more years." Li Yunzhao said matter-of-factly. "Go ahead, I've ordered takeout."

"What to eat? Vegetarian!" Li Yunzhao looked at Lin Miaomiao's eyes, and the light suddenly dimmed. Li Yunzhao couldn't help but said: "Don't worry. You will know after you eat the Gong De Lin I ordered."

Speaking of which, these five people still belong to the ecological chain.

"Ah, I was scared to death." Lin Miaomiao let out a long breath and took a big bite of the chicken leg. "If you had said earlier that you didn't care, then I would have eaten it, really."

"That's right, as long as your thinking doesn't slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties." Li Yunzhao said with a smile.

"Ah, you really don't care." Lin Miaomiao asked carefully.

"No, didn't you say you don't mind at all?" Lin Miaomiao said anxiously. She thought she could eat meat, but in the end she still couldn't eat it.

Unexpectedly, Lin Miaomiao really likes to eat, and she is so addicted to it that she cannot extricate herself.

"Yun Zhao, listen to my excuses. I just..." Lin Miaomiao's words were a little incoherent.

There are so many ways for Li Yunzhao to break the situation.

Li Yunzhao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Do you think I care?"

"Eat, eat, I don't even care. I'm not like him. I care about trivial things, so I'm exhausted."

Seeing that Deng Xiaoqi did not leave, the restless Jiang Tianhao suppressed his restless nature and persisted, forming a man-to-man situation.

Lin Miaomiao's role has become very subtle. If she stays next to Deng Xiaoqi, the ecological environment will be quite balanced.

Li Yunzhao is one of the few mobile workers, and the class is busy. Li Yunzhao sometimes has to deal with matters within the class, and he may be able to leave at that time.

But when nothing happened, even if he wanted to go out, he would be pinned down by Lin Miaomiao who was forced to stay in his seat.

Generally the spell goes like this.

"Beef jerky, pork jerky, Xizhilang, Wangwang senbei!"

Lin Miaomiao almost regarded Li Yunzhao as half Doraemon. When she wanted to eat something, she reached out and asked Li Yunzhao for it. There was a 70% chance that he would take it out.

The relationship between Qian Sanyi and Lin Miaomiao is also very subtle. Obviously because of Li Yunzhao's relationship, the two of them are generally not so stiff, but they just don't deal with each other.

The two people sometimes chatted, sometimes chatting with others, but as the topic deepened, there was no guarantee that the two of them would fight at any moment. Lin Miaomiao generally couldn't fight with Qian Sanyi. At this time, Li Yunzhao was needed to come to the rescue.

Deng Xiaoqi sat half sideways, patiently using a ballpoint pen instead of a curling iron, and winding Lin Miaomiao's hair around the pen - Wang Hongying could take away her beauty and hairdressing tools, how could she conquer a beauty lover? Heart?
Even without tools, Deng Xiaoqi made simple things according to local conditions. She used a conventional ballpoint pen to wrap it around her hair and remove it to create curls.

Deng Xiaoqi studied the right side of her face at a 45-degree angle and found that this is her most beautiful angle. She likes to sit like this, with her profile in Qian Sanyi's best view. It is convenient for her to glance at Qian Sanyi in the back row from time to time, so that she can listen to his words more clearly, and can also join the topic at the right time. Twisting Lin Miaomiao's hair with her hands was very natural. It not only showed her skill and intelligence, but also was a small reward for her best friend's companionship. Deng Xiaoqi even wanted to praise herself as a scheming girl who can achieve many things with one stone.

Deng Xiaoqi's admiration for Qian Sanyi was unabashed from the first sight, and she acted as if no one else was around. But around the school beauties, there are still some cloud backups.

To be honest, except for Lin Miaomiao, everyone in Li Yunzhao's five-person team is a talent that attracts bees and butterflies.

Deng Xiaoqi as the school beauty, Qian Sanyi as the top student, Jiang Tianhao as the school athlete, and Li Yunzhao as the most charismatic person.

Each person was brought out individually, surrounded by a sea of ​​fans. The few of them can still get together. In comparison, Lin Miaomiao, who is surrounded in the middle, is much inferior, although her interpersonal relationships are also good.

But the success of this group depends on Lin Miaomiao to maintain it.

While Lin Miaomiao was enjoying Deng Xiaoqi's hairdressing service, she reached out and asked Li Yunzhao for food. It's just that this time she only stretched out her hand, but didn't think about what to eat.

"Miaomiao, why are you starting to open the blind box now?" Li Yunzhao looked at Lin Miaomiao's stretched out hand and said helplessly. "A blind box is fine, I don't think about what to eat anyway." Before Lin Miaomiao finished speaking, she heard a sound from Qian Sanyi's side. ,

Qian Sanyi suddenly said to the boys around him: "Hey, I'm going to give you a brain teaser test. Your IQs are all above the line now. What are the characteristics of calculus, linear algebra, and advanced mathematics?"

Sun Chuanchu and others were suddenly filled with grief.

"If you're not a top student, you won't let us go after class, so don't come to math."

"This is beyond the scope."

"This is a freshman science course."

The surrounding students howled for a while. Hu Sihan looked at Li Yunzhao, who had just turned his head and looked quite interested. "Squad leader, what do you think?"

"Haha." Li Yunzhao smiled, "Well, let me correct you. High mathematics is not a freshman course in science. It is also a course required by some non-science majors. Isn't there a saying that there is a tree in the university? The tree is called Gaoshu, and countless people hang on it every year.”

Deng Xiaoqi, who did not speak easily on this kind of topic, said delicately and weakly: "Qian Sanyi, you are good or bad. Just test us on questions we don't understand."

Qian Sanyi hinted to Deng Xiaoqi in the same tone and tone: "This is a brain teaser."

Lin Miaomiao hadn't waited for her snacks yet, but when she heard it was a brain teaser, she immediately became energetic.

His eyes rolled and he thought for a moment - Li Yunzhao had already defined Lin Miaomiao. As long as there were no exams in this course, Lin Miaomiao's IQ would not be lower than anyone else's.

"I know, I know." Lin Miaomiao turned around fiercely, "Calculus is all on the first tone, linear algebra is on the 4th tone, and advanced mathematics is all on the 4th tone, right! Right!"

Qian Sanyi was stunned for a moment, and then said in a contemptuous tone: "Students majoring in liberal arts, please don't rush to answer."

"What I said is right. This is not a math question at all, but a Chinese question." Lin Miaomiao also tried to argue, but Qian Sanyi didn't take it seriously at all.

"Well, then you say I'm wrong, okay, then you announce the correct answer." Lin Miaomiao was very confident in her answer, and she chased Qian Sanyi and gave her a hard time.

It's rare to get the upper hand on this kind of topic, so of course I have to beat up the lost dog.

The sage said well, it is better to use your remaining courage to chase the poor bandits, and not to use your reputation as an academic overlord.

Qian Sanyi felt guilty and did not dare to confront Lin Miaomiao head-on. "You go back and think about it by yourself. I will tell you the answer directly. You are not impressed. Next time you encounter the same type of question, you will make the same mistake again and again. And you should add a braised pork to your lunch. It is said that it can Mend your brain.”

"What a pity." Li Yunzhao suddenly said. "Haozi's leg injury is healed."

Jiang Tianhao's injury went away as quickly as it came.

Lin Miaomiao was very angry, but Lin Miaomiao decided to go it alone this time and could not always rely on Li Yunzhao's help.

"Okay, let me ask you a question. I want to ask you a comprehensive science question. When the male peacock opens its tail, which muscles in the body do it use? How many calories does it consume in total when it opens its tail?"

Qian Sanyi was really dumbfounded now. He felt that he was a very flexible person, but no matter how flexible he was, he couldn't stop Lin Miaomiao's open mind.

Qian Sanyi searched his knowledge base and found no relevant conclusion. He took a tactical drink of water and said, "This question is so boring."

Sun Chuanchui on the side spoke up and said, "Lin Miaomiao, you asked this question. Even Tsinghua University and Peking University can't answer it."

"Yes, it is indeed." The people around him nodded.

Qian Sanyi silently gave Fatty Sun a thumbs up. What he said is good. His Qian Sanyi has stepped down.

"Yes, where do you want to study?" Qian Sanyi used Sun Chuanchu's suggestion of Tsinghua University and Peking University to change the topic.

Sun Chuan came up with the first answer: "I want to get admitted to East China Law University. I want to be a lawyer."

Li Yunzhao interjected: "Hey, why don't you consider becoming a mage?"

"The difficulty of being a mage is a bit too high." Sun Chuan's voice gradually trailed off, as if he was a little embarrassed.

"I, I, I want to take the exam for the Department of Cultural Relics Restoration at Peking University."

"Oh, that's a good wish." Li Yunzhao was bored and commented one by one.

"That's right, it's Peking University after all." Sun Chuan came out and said.

"No, I'm talking about this major." Li Yunzhao said seriously, "The Department of Cultural Relics Restoration at Peking University is good, and then I remember that there is a branch in it called cloisonné restoration major. If you can pass the exam, wait until you pass the exam." At that moment, you may be an academic leader in this field.”

"No? What does it mean to be an academic leader?" Lin Miaomiao looked back at Li Yunzhao in surprise.

"Well, it's like this, because this major is relatively unpopular and there are not many people. If his tutor has some problems, he may be the only academic leader left. In fact, there is a similar major in paleontology at Peking University, which has been for several generations now. Single pass, only one person is recruited a year, and it seems that no one has been recruited this year.

For such an unpopular major, the social status is still acceptable. I just don’t make much money. "

"Then I want to take the exam at Jiangzhou Foreign Languages ​​College, and I want to be a translator." The little girl on the side said excitedly, looking forward to Li Yunzhao's evaluation.

Li Yunzhao recalled, well, this little girl's grades were usually pretty good, she was probably in the top dozen in the class, and she was also partial to liberal arts. It’s true that my English scores are pretty good, so it’s normal to have such thoughts.

"If this is a choice," Li Yunzhao paused and touched his nose: "Do you want to hear the truth?"

"Of course." The little girl was a little surprised. Translation is a relatively common profession in Jiangzhou, and Jiangzhou University of Foreign Studies is also well-known in this field. Why does the monitor have such an expression?

"Well, if you are good enough, you will earn a lot if you are paid by the hour for simultaneous interpretation. If you are an ordinary translator, your income may actually be relatively average, given the current situation. But this is based on the development of the past few years. In fact, according to my judgment, the translation industry may disappear directly in 20 years, no matter what your level is.

This is a dimensionality reduction blow caused by the development of science and technology. The simplest example is that we all have electronic dictionaries now, right? Now that you open the Internet, you can also translate the entire article into Chinese. Then one day in the future, in fact, this day may not be very far away from us. Maybe a certain genius, such as Qian Sanyi, will hit his head and realize this The day came. Electronic equipment can be used to completely replace the work of simultaneous interpretation. "

"Yeah. Robots replacing human jobs is indeed the general direction of the future." Qian Sanyi nodded.

(End of this chapter)