Pi: Starting from being called a big dog

Sit down, sit down, you all know that there are six courses, only three have been assigned, be quiet and quiet.

As for geography, you can take care of the 12 test papers by yourself. Oh, and happy Spring Festival from the geography teacher.

As for sensitive words, alas, our teacher didn’t give any test papers, not even one, really. Do you see I still have the test paper in my hand? Don't be too excited, don't be anxious. 300 multiple-choice questions and 50 short-answer questions have been sent to your mailbox. Prepare your own notebook when you go back. You don't need to copy the same questions as in mathematics. Short answer questions will be collected when school starts. We will not accept multiple-choice questions. Before the 28th of the Lunar New Year, we made an Excel spreadsheet and sent it back to the email. He approved it on the spot. Finally, on behalf of any teacher, I wish you a relaxing and happy winter vacation.

As for history. "

Li Yunzhao said in a high tone, "Teacher Tang hasn't assigned any homework yet. He said he would come in person.

I wish you all a happy life and goodbye. "

The homework assigned by Li Yunzhao caused widespread grief in the audience.

Arrange a door to wail.

As soon as Li Yunzhao returned to his seat, he was punched by Lin Miaomiao: "Tell me where you can have a relaxing and happy winter vacation."

"I'm just conveying my blessings on my behalf." Li Yunzhao's smile clearly showed that he was watching the excitement and was not afraid of the big deal.

"Then you still live a happy life. Do you think the mobile customer service is there? Hahahahahaha." Lin Miaomiao punched her little pink fist and said, "Ah, I feel good."

Deng Xiaoqi watched this scene and smiled. When will the two of them officially be together?

Or when did Lin Miaomiao realize that the two of them were in a relationship.

"Teacher Tang is here." I don't know who shouted in person. Looking at the heavy things in his hands, it turned out to be homework, and everyone became quiet again.

Teacher Tang is worthy of being a gold medal teacher: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, it's history class, just finish the winter vacation homework left by the Education Bureau."

"Wow!" This was the only good news I heard today. The excited applause of the men and women in the class was nothing, and they all started pounding the table.

"This time our class ranks first in grade. We have worked hard. To express our gratitude to everyone, we give each person a big red envelope. Remember, don't open it right away. Go home and read it slowly."

"Finally, I wish everyone a happy new year."

"Happy New Year!" This is the first time today's liberal arts class has seen the New Year in these four words and experienced happiness.

"Lin Miaomiao, you can get one more." Li Yunzhao turned to Lin Miaomiao and said, I am not short of this red envelope.

"Yes, you are a wealthy businessman." Lin Miaomiao nodded vigorously and added 1 to the red envelope.

Too shameless, what is the style of a famous teacher? This is the epitome of elites. If only all teachers were like him. Lin Miaomiao couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

Wang Shengnan came home a little later today, and there was still a little time before dinner. Li Yunzhao went back to his own house to tidy up the room. After all, he had a whole winter vacation to stay.

Lin Miaomiao went back to put a schoolbag first, but this lasted for 15 minutes.

Li Yunzhao had just finished packing when he saw Lin Miaomiao rushing down angrily.

"What's wrong? Did you quarrel with your mother again?" Needless to say, he must have been scolded by Wang Shengnan.

If we look at all aspects of the situation comprehensively, it goes without saying that Lin Miaomiao's results did not meet Wang Shengnan's expectations this time and she was severely criticized.

Not long after, Lin Dawei followed. As Lin Miaomiao's biological father, Lin Dawei has been here for more than ten years, and Lin Dawei is no longer surprised by this.

"Oh, Dad. Why did you marry my mother back then." Lin Miaomiao was still angry, "You didn't find so many women, but you found a woman who didn't know how to appreciate her and lost her temper. Have you ever experienced the pain of a baby?

She has never praised me since she was a child. She always talks negatively about me every day. No matter how happy I am, I can sink into hell just by looking at her. "

"Don't be angry, stay healthy physically and mentally. You know your mother participated in the East China District Wushu Competition at that time, and danced with her swords as if she were a goddess descending to earth. I didn't know that it was the first time your mother sang with me, went to karaoke, So many of my friends are here, and no one can bring back the one who ran away. I know that when your mother was pregnant with you, she was still on the bus and kicked the little girl out of the window. Later, I lost 1 yuan to others.

There are so many good things about your mother. She was very relaxed back then. She had plenty of money in her pocket and a lot of work on her hands. Your mother bought me the first cup of coffee in my life. All these changes are due to After I have you. "Lin Dawei sat next to Lin Miaomiao and comforted her. As he talked, he recalled the past.

"What you mean is that I am a female devil because I caused such a big deviation in a woman's life path." Lin Miaomiao sat with her arms crossed, not very satisfied with this statement.

Li Yunzhao was also sitting next to him, leaning on the back of the sofa with one hand, supporting his head.

"Oh, yes, this kind of deviation will end until death. Your every move, every frown, every smile is in your mother's heart. She hopes you are happy, but is afraid that you will get carried away, and hopes that you will suffer setbacks early. I am afraid that you will not be able to afford a setback, I hope that you will be popular, but I am afraid that you will be looked down upon, I hope that you can enjoy loneliness, and I am afraid that you will be depressed. This feeling can only be experienced after you become a mother.”

Don't tell me, Lin Dawei's speech in this paragraph is quite good. But Lin Miaomiao couldn't listen.

"Anyway, I will definitely not be a failed mother like her in the future. My children will have big headaches when they see her."

"Okay, I'll remember what you said, and when you yell at your children in the future, I'll take it out and laugh at you." Lin Dawei said with a smile.

"I won't."

"No? Wait and see." Li Yunzhao heard the excitement next to him. "Okay, let's go. I have to deal with your mother."

Li Yunzhao patted Lin Miaomiao on the shoulder.

Lin Miaomiao has always been puzzled by this question: "Yunzhao, why? Obviously I am my mother's biological child, why are you so good at dealing with my mother?"

Li Yunzhao looked at Lin Miaomiao: "Why? There are many reasons. Because stones from other mountains can attack jade. As an outsider, I can fully demonstrate your strengths and weaknesses to your mother, and stand from a relatively accurate perspective. To analyze the problem and deal with it further, and I can speak better than you. I can handle the same sentence properly. Besides, my grades are pretty good, which gives me the theoretical basis for doing this. "
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"Yunzhao, tell me. Miaomiao did as you said this time. She didn't even reach the 120 math passing line." Wang Shengnan couldn't help complaining to Li Yunzhao at the dinner table, "She only passed a hundred and a hundred. "Excuse me, can you tell me if you don't talk about her? This Lin Dawei is still contradicting me all day long."

"Well, first of all, this is mathematics." As soon as Li Yunzhao started talking, the three of them listened attentively, "Miaomiao, she made a mistake in mathematics this time. It was only after I read her test paper that I discovered that our Where is classmate Lin Miaomiao? She must have pressed the wrong button when pressing the computer button. I saw that there was no big problem with her thinking, but there was no correct step in the calculation. The question was not very difficult, but Lin Miaomiao was 18. I didn’t get a single point. If I remember correctly, the score rate for this question is about 93.2%, which means basically everyone is right.”

"Lin Miaomiao, you pressed the calculator wrongly." Wang Shengnan quickly shifted his firepower.

Before Lin Miaomiao could answer, Li Yunzhao said: "It should be that the function key was not pressed, which caused the trigonometric function to not be changed. It's okay, it's not a big problem. When the college entrance examination comes, the school will allocate brand-new computers. There will be no problem of poor contact.”

"What's the bad contact? I think Lin Miaomiao was careless." Although Wang Shengnan still said the same thing, his tone was not as tough as before.

Okay, so awesome.

Lin Miaomiao was surprised: "Didn't you just take a look at the test paper? How do you know where I went wrong?"

Li Yunzhao said: "If you are not so sensitive to numbers, how can you do so well in mathematics? Well, this is talent."

"Ah, this is really annoying."

Lin Miaomiao turned to look at the TV next to her. Ever since the last time Li Yunzhao asked Wang Shengnan to eat, she had been watching Animal World every time. Now Wang Shengnan will occasionally change the channel when he remembers it, such as watching the news.

But Wang Shengnan would definitely not say it so directly. Her excuse was to let her two children watch more news.

It happened that a financial fraud case was broadcast on TV. Seeing Wang Shengnan and Lin Dawei, they couldn't help but sigh.

"Why are there so many liars now?"

"Haha." Lin Miaomiao sneered while holding a bowl at the side, "What's the matter? Adults are all habitual offenders. From childhood to adulthood, I helped you save your pocket money. When you grow up, the new year's money will be yours. In the past few years, I Where can I find excuses for my financial fraud? They should come and interview me.”

"Oh, I'm so wronged." Lin Dawei said.

Wang Shengnan still used the same rhetoric for many years: "Why does your child need money?"

"Children also need money so that they can straighten up." Lin Miaomiao said confidently.

Li Yunzhao looked at Lin Miaomiao, why did he suddenly talk about this topic?
Oh, it’s the Chinese New Year, and a new round of competition for New Year’s money is about to begin.

It's good now that the quarrel is over, but it's not good to have a quarrel during the Chinese New Year.

"All students are good at studying and can straighten their backs. Just ask Yun Zhao." Wang Shengnan changed hands and turned the flames of war to Li Yunzhao.

Li Yunzhao looked at the way Lin Miaomiao looked at him: "Don't look at me. For people at my level, academic qualifications have absolutely no meaning to me. Besides, you can call me a big dog. A wealthy person like me Yes, it will straighten anyone's back if you put it in their pocket.

Also, the most important thing is that I actually earned my own money. What I am best at is actually making money rather than studying.

My learning ability is at best only one in ten thousand, but if we look at the country, there are still 14 people like me. But my ability to make money is unique. So my parents never care how I spend money, and they don’t need to give me money. "

Li Yunzhao's two words immediately made the other three people present speechless. They almost forgot that Li Yunzhao had a special status.

"Even Li Yunzhao spends money casually." Lin Miaomiao responded quickly and nodded immediately.

"Miaomiao, you don't need to talk about the amount of money I spend." Li Yunzhao coughed slightly, "The money I spend every month is probably more than my family will ever earn in their lifetime. Well, don't look at me like that, It’s not a waste, it’s because if you want to make 500 million, you can’t just invest yuan.”

"Forget it, I won't ask anymore." Lin Dawei waved his hands quickly. Asking this question would easily damage his self-confidence.

"Oh, that's right. There's one more thing." Li Yunzhao said, "Those things you mentioned earlier are not qualified for financial fraud. Financial fraud can be very high-end."

"Oh, let me introduce you." Lin Dawei was particularly interested in this aspect.

Some of the things Li Yunzhao said were eye-opening things for Lin Dawei. With Lin Dawei's status, many things are out of his reach, but these things are what he can brag about.

"What is the core essence of financial fraud? Two words, making money." When talking about Li Yunzhao, he knew it all. He put down the bowl and said seriously: "There are many ways to make money, and there are more than a dozen main ones.

Bank loan. This is the most basic, and then domestic trade financing, factoring, leasing, commodity financing, and order financing are all done. Once domestic is used up, international trade financing, letters of credit, and the world are my back garden. After these are over, there are also project loans, bill business, financing with commercial acceptance bills, then bond issuance, asset securitization, convertible bonds, then a bag of cash, public offering, investment fund, additional trust issuance, private placement, financial leasing and finally For private financing, after all your own financing is completed, you can also do a little more with guaranteed financing, domestic guarantees and external loans, and gambling with other people's money. to here. In fact, these are all normal financial methods, but he still has the last step to run away. If everything goes well along the way, he can even get one or two trillion yuan from a slightly larger company, and then split it up with both hands. The ending was like lighting off firecrackers. Firecrackers exploded one after another, and no one could escape. However, most companies will not complete all the above steps. "

"Hey, Yun Zhao, let me ask you a question." Lin Dawei suddenly thought, "Have you ever encountered this kind of fraud?"

"You cheated me out of my money." Li Yunzhao scratched his head, "I'm not that easy to cheat, I'm not easily fooled anymore, and as long as I know who it is, I can actually get the money back in the secondary market. Because money is I won’t lie at home. For example, uncle, you have 100 million. Generally speaking, you can invest. As long as I can invest, I will be sure to get the money back, because investment is risky.

Well, if our financial management strategy is relatively conservative, deposit it in the bank. Generally speaking, it is stored in your fixed deposit, which may have 100 million. But it's only on the books, because banks also have to make real money investments. There is a situation in the bank where there is money in the account but cannot be withdrawn. "(End of chapter)