Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.
Chapter 117 You can read it together when you have time
Chapter 117 You can watch it together when you have time
Both of them took a shower the next morning.
After all, the partition in the bathroom is made of electronically controlled glass. If Ye Zhibing wanted to finish taking a bath in absolute safety, he could only end it secretly while a fool was still awake.
After Xiao Ye woke up and heard the gurgling sound of water in the bathroom, he thought he might as well take a shower.
Although after he woke up, he still wanted to go in and take a peek, but he felt that it was completely unnecessary.
Because he will die.
A famous person once said: People will die if they are killed.
It's like the word "sex" is like a knife in the head.
The desire is particularly strong when you first wake up, even more obvious than at night. After all, some people have low energy at night, and they may easily become sleepy if they are too busy during the day.
That’s why the magic spirit roots are particularly active in the morning.
While Ye Zhibing was dressing up, Xiao Ye also finished taking a shower as fast as he could in his life.
Hearing this, Xiao Ye was immediately disappointed.
"It's clean. It's better to say it's completely worthless..."
"Then I suggest you go and die."
clang--
"Do you want me to wash it?"
"It seemed like it snowed again last night."
Xiao Ye first touched the area on his head that was still aching, and then looked at the snow on the ground.
……
Xiao Ye, on the other hand, looked at her pretty face with a serious look on his face, and replied sonorously:
"If it's Ye Jianxian's underwear, no matter how dirty it is, I won't dislike it."
"Ah."
As soon as he came out of the shower, Ye Zhibing asked him a question.
what…
After hearing the expected answer, Ye Zhibing's eyes were immediately filled with disgust.
"It's not dirty!!! It's not dirty at all, okay!!!"
A muffled sound echoed through the room.
After getting dressed neatly, the two of them were wrapped like rice dumplings, equipped with scarves, gloves, and big cotton hats. Their bloated appearance not only resembled two penguins, but also looked more like Northeasterners than Northeasterners.
They took their room card and ID card and went out. Just as they walked out of the hotel door, they saw the snow and frost on the road which was even worse than yesterday. They both stopped at the same time.
"There is no washing machine here..."
"What should I do if I change into my underwear?"
Does it sound good?
What sounds good is a good start.
"what?"
"Are the shoes we bought non-slip?"
This question was asked.
Ye Zhibing has never bought clothes herself. How does she know whether these shoes are non-slip?
However, while Xiao Ye was speaking, she also raised her foot to look at the soles of her shoes. She also analyzed the answer to this question from the other person's expression.
After all, I am from the South. When buying shoes, I really don’t care whether they are non-slip or not.
"You and I are both strong men in the Tribulation Realm, but it's just a little bit of frost. Can you really slip because of this?"
"Hey, hey, hey, the original sentence is just a little bit rough. Don't change the words randomly. Hey, apologize to Gu Yue Oyuan!"
"whispering sound."
Ye Jianxian, who didn't take it seriously, looked at Xiao Ye who was complaining on the spot and sneered, and then took a step forward:
"If you want to leave, go quickly. Aren't the cars waiting outside?"
Therefore, as soon as her front foot stepped on the frost-covered steps in front of her, her back foot slipped away.
To be honest, even Xiao Ye has never seen such a standard sliding shovel.
Ugh.
He sighed and moved slightly.
In the blink of an eye, when the other person's butt was about to come into close contact with the step, he stepped forward, put his hands under the other person's armpits, and lifted him up.
Ye Zhibing raised his head suddenly, and what he saw was Xiao Ye's smiling expression.
"In my impression, beautiful girls should not be able to wrestle."
She didn't know whether it was because the other person's face was too close, or because the slipping situation just now was too terrifying, but she felt her little heart pounding.
She just let the other person hold her stiffly, and the tingling sensation coming from her armpits, as well as the warm body temperature of the other person, made it difficult for her to calm down.
After a long while, Ye Zhibing stood firm with the help of the other party, and then she glanced at Xiao Ye slightly:
"I'm not a beauty. Don't put hats on other people's hats. Besides, when I went to the public toilet, I saw a bunch of little fairies coming out."
Nowadays, she will also come up with a few words about this kind of vulgar jokes.
Hearing her joke, Xiao Ye was stunned for two or three seconds, and then asked with a wicked smile with interest:
"You have to look at other people so carefully, big or small? You don't have any problems with orientation, do you?" "You, you have some kind of serious disease, right?"
She's not a pervert, besides, what's so good about those girls? Not as good as my own figure.
And if her orientation was abnormal, how could she fall in love with this guy next to her?
Patting the non-existent ice particles on his butt, Ye Zhibing glared at it.
"Just kidding...don't get excited."
Xiao Ye touched his head and laughed twice.
Afterwards, the two bought two pairs of non-slip shoe covers in a nearby supermarket and got into the taxi they had reserved.
There are many tourist shops at the foot of Changbai Mountain, which can provide urgent needs for tourists who have forgotten to bring them or do not have climbing equipment.
When going to this kind of snow-capped mountains, you still need to have one or two pieces of equipment, especially in terms of anti-fall. You can slip even on flat ground, let alone a risky sport like mountain climbing.
"Do you want an oxygen bottle later?"
Sitting in the car, Xiao Ye asked Ye Zhibing who was looking at the snowy scene outside the window.
"Do you think monks like us need that kind of thing?"
"That's what you said just before you slipped."
"...It was an accident."
"So? Do you want it or not?"
"It shouldn't be necessary. I looked at Little Sweet Potato and it said the altitude is not very high..."
"Row."
After hearing this, Xiao Ye nodded.
Thinking about it, monks like them, although their bodies are suppressed a lot by the laws of heaven and earth, are generally considered to be at the limit of human beings...
To put it simply, is it like Captain America?
It would indeed be a bit funny if there was such physical strength and high reflexes.
"You shouldn't buy a lot of equipment. After all, you don't need to walk a lot. After all, there are snowmobiles on the mountain. Uh, do you want to walk?"
Xiao Ye just saw the look in Ye Zhibing's eyes and knew that this guy didn't seem to want to take too much transportation.
As expected, Ye Zhibing nodded gently:
"I heard that the route by car is different from that by walking. You may miss a lot of beautiful scenery, and you can also take photos."
As she spoke, she glanced at the other party slightly.
She had previously analyzed the photos taken in the photo album of the other party's mobile phone and found out that this guy was not the type of straight man who takes photos.
It's even slightly better than my own photography skills.
Xiao Ye looked at her squirming expression and was startled. He immediately understood that the other party wanted him to take a photo, so he smiled:
"Shoot! Shoot whatever you want! To be honest, I have recently gone to many websites to learn shooting techniques and skills, such as Tanhua. Bah, in short, it is a rapid improvement compared to before. My next dream is to enter Madou. Oh, I have already entered. "
"you shut up!"
Hearing him start to name the dishes without any explanation, even the driver was trying hard to hold back his laughter, and Ye Zhibing felt a little embarrassed.
He was afraid that if this guy kept talking, even the license plate number would be reported directly, so Ye Zhibing didn't think much and raised his hand to cover his mouth.
Suck.
In the palm of his hand, a touch of wetness with warmth suddenly came.
What a coincidence, because when she got into the car, the heater was on and it was very warm, so she had already taken off her gloves.
"Alas!"
Ye Zhibing trembled suddenly and quickly let go of his hands, rubbing the goosebumps all over his body through his clothes.
"You, you are sick!"
"Yeah, sweet."
Xiao Ye smacked his lips as if he was still unfinished, thinking about it for a moment, and then looked at her with a smile:
"Judging from your reaction just now, it seems that you understand very well, right?"
"What, what do you know so much?"
"Otherwise, why would you have such a big reaction when you heard about Tanhua and Madou?"
Facing his joking expression, Ye Zhibing looked to the side with a guilty conscience and hesitated:
"I, I just feel that the words coming out of your mouth are not good words."
"Oh~"
Xiao Ye looked like he suddenly realized something.
He leaned forward slightly, came to the other party's ear, and whispered:
"Actually, it's normal to watch those things. We can watch them together some other time to review the past and learn the new."
"you shut up!!!"
A headbutt hit Xiao Ye's chest. Ye Zhibing stopped paying attention to the guy grinning in pain and turned to look at the silver-clad outside the window.
The devil is the devil
Always not serious.
(End of this chapter)
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