Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 69 Based on his current relationship with the Sword Immortal
Thinking back on the history of this world, there was once a literati who was inspired when he had a stomachache and left behind the ever-famous "Tie of Belly Pain".

Xiao Ye only regretted that he did not buy some pens, inks, paper and inkstones, otherwise he would have to leave his own Demon Emperor's calligraphy in this modern era.

"Holy shit, I'm obviously not pregnant. Why does it hurt so much?"

After struggling hard in the toilet for half an hour, Xiao Ye felt that his legs were numb from squatting, his face looked pale, and he limped back to the living room holding on to the wall.

To be honest, he originally even wanted to use his demonic energy to end it immediately.

But after the seal was released, the demonic energy passed through his limbs and bones in an instant, but there was not even the slightest pause.

???

Something's wrong?

Generally speaking, when spiritual energy and demonic energy enter the body, they will expel toxins when they encounter them. When they encounter damaged areas in the body, they will also take the initiative to repair them. But this time, the demonic energy is all in the body like Bayinbrook's racing car. There was smoke inside, but the situation still didn't improve at all.

Little did he know that the culprit of all this was the laxative that Ye Zhibing got from nowhere. The main ingredient of this laxative happened to be genuine Chinese herbal medicine. Therefore, after his body absorbed the effect of the medicine, the ingredients that facilitated bowel movement would naturally not It is judged as a harmful substance by demonic energy, so of course it cannot solve this situation.

???

Got it, I have to reduce the dose next time.

This guy's expression and answers were impeccable, and there was no flaw. Xiao Ye curled his lips and didn't say anything more, but in fact he was still wondering if Chef Ye, a little genius, had done something good in cuisine again. Order something unique and innovative, or try to steal from Chinese cuisine.

Seeing her subconscious behavior, Xiao Ye narrowed his eyes:
"How come you're okay?"

"Do you think this dress looks good? There are both good and bad reviews in the comment section."

At this moment, the mobile phone placed beside the bed vibrated.

Just when Xiao Ye was confused, Ye Zhibing asked from a distance.

"My, my legs are numb, please change my position."

Ye Zhibing added a light blue down jacket to the shopping cart on the screen with his backhand, his eyes a little erratic.

But after pondering for a long time to no avail, he could only give up.

It turns out that I just have to look at the clothes myself.

She served herself the rice first and then added a few laxatives to the rice cooker, but she didn't expect the effect to be so outstanding.

"Hey, are you okay? Why are you moving if you're okay?"

He picked up his phone in confusion and looked at it. The message notification on the lock screen showed that the woman Ye Zhibing sent him a picture.

"Should something happen to me?"

thump——

There is only such a little distance between the two people, so why send pictures?

"."

Noticing the other party's gaze, Ye Zhibing moved his butt, as if he wanted to stuff himself into the corner of the sofa.

Of course nothing will happen to her.

Sitting feebly on the bed, he glanced at Ye Zhibing, looking at the guy holding his cell phone with a normal expression on his face. He instinctively felt that something strange was happening to him, and it probably had something to do with her.

What’s so nice about clothes?

It’s never the clothes that look good but the inner liner, right?

Without even clicking into the chat page, he threw the phone aside and said feebly, "They're all pretty good."

All? Why is it Du?

Didn’t I just send a screenshot of a piece of clothing?

Ye Zhibing obviously didn't understand enough about the rumored perfunctory learning that one of the compulsory courses for modern men was, so he thought it was Xiao Ye's slip of the tongue.

But since the other person said it looks good, let’s put it in the shopping cart first.

Before I knew it, another fifteen minutes had passed.

When Ye Zhibing finished picking out the clothes and raised his head to ask the other party to pay, he found that Xiao Ye had fallen asleep on the bed without knowing it.

Maybe he fell asleep?

She didn't make a sound, she just stared quietly at Xiao Ye, who was wrapped in quilt and breathing steadily on the bed. After a while, a smirk appeared on her face.

Silently getting up from the sofa, Ye Zhibing tiptoed carefully to Xiao Ye's bedside.

She pursed her lips and quietly observed the other person's sleeping face for a moment. After she was completely sure that this guy was not pretending to be asleep, she slowly squatted down by the bed and stared at Xiao Ye's angular features without moving. The side face is in a daze.

Time passed by minute by minute.

I don't know what weird psychology caused it, but Ye Zhibing looked at his stupid sleeping appearance and felt an inexplicable impulse in his heart.

My heartbeat seems a little fast.

After looking around with a guilty conscience, she raised her little hand tremblingly, stretched out her white and slender fingers, and gently poked the other person in the face——

Xiao Ye, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly trembled, feeling as if he had missed a step, and he suddenly opened his eyes.

Then he saw Ye Zhibing, who was squatting next to him and poking his face with his hand.

The two looked at each other, the atmosphere was very subtle.

"Are you fighting the gods and demons?" Xiao Ye asked meaningfully, feeling the coldness on his face.

Ye Zhibing quickly retracted his hand, moved back a step or two silently, and glanced to the side unconsciously.

"I, I have picked out my clothes and want to call you."

"Then just scream. Why are you squatting here? You scared me."

"Definitely next time."

While Ye Zhibing pretended to be calm, he handed over his mobile phone.

After taking the phone, Xiao Ye rubbed his hazy eyes and simply swiped the other person's shopping cart a few times.

It has to be said that this woman has indeed made rapid progress in the process of integrating into modern times.

I don’t know where I got it from, but the clothes Ye Zhibing picked were either hot-selling items of the season, or some relatively versatile styles, and there were no weird clothing styles among them.

Her aesthetics have gradually become closer to the modern public aesthetics, which is really gratifying.

Originally, I was worried that this woman would buy a big flowered jacket from Northeast China in an attempt to integrate into the country's strongest intelligence organization composed of community aunts, but now it seemed that there was no need to worry.

Before he could say a few words of emotion, Xiao Ye's expression became more and more uncomfortable as he flipped through the shopping cart.

what?
Pantyhose?

Why did you choose pantyhose?
Could it be that she hasn't discovered until now that stockings and pantyhose can not only keep people warm but also increase their attack speed? !

It was obvious that when I said this thing kept me warm, I was just making random nonsense...

Thinking of this, Xiao Ye couldn't help but glance at her secretly, and asked calmly:
"Why did you buy pantyhose? Can you adapt to these kind of socks? Although they are not very revealing like silk stockings, but... I always remember that you are a conservative?"

"What conservative?"

Ye Zhibing on the side frowned and looked away in confusion.

"You ask... Could it be that these socks and stockings are not the conservative and warm type as you said?"

"Uh, no, no, no, I mean... I thought you would buy a big coat and wrap yourself up tightly like the uncles and aunts in the Northeast do..."

Realizing that he seemed to have let something slip, Xiao Ye reacted very quickly and got into a fight.

"It doesn't look good in that way, so why should I buy those clothes?"

Ye Zhibing replied lightly, while also glancing at the various pantyhose placed in the shopping cart.

In fact, during this period of intense Internet surfing, she probably already knew what stockings and pantyhose were like.

Ah.

It’s still conservative and warm.

He talks about being righteous, but actually he just wants to feast his eyes?

As witty as she is, Ye Zhibing has already seen through the other party's previous lame lies.

So the question is, why did she buy a few pairs of pantyhose even though she knew this?
To be honest, Ye Zhibing himself didn't know why.

Anyway, it was after meeting that Jiang Qingqiu that she returned to the house and turned on her phone. She accidentally added those pantyhose to the shopping cart.

By the way, I also picked out two matching outfits.

Seeing the other party's action of sending payment on behalf of others, Ye Zhibing asked casually:

"Do you want to buy clothes?"

"hiss"

After saying this, Xiao Ye immediately stopped making payments.

Needless to say, it seemed like he really needed to buy some winter clothes.

Previously, he was in a tight situation and had only two winter coats at home, and he wore them in rotation throughout the winter.

Now that I have such a small savings, it is not too much to reward myself once.

What's more, when I delivered food before, I was wearing ordinary take-out clothes, and I could still be asked by the single Huakai Fugui who opened the door to pick up the food and asked my brother if he wanted to work hard.

If you take care of yourself, what kind of expression will the sword fairy next to you have?
Thinking of this, Xiao Ye raised the corners of his mouth slightly and glanced secretly at Ye Zhibing beside him.

But he didn't rush out of the page to choose clothes.

Because he found a very interesting coat in the other party's shopping cart.

[Winter mid-length woolen coat for women]

This is the title of the dress.

After clicking in, the title was followed by a string of words.

【Luxury Couple Outfit】

Ye Zhibing only bought the women's model.

Seeing that the other party's attention was not on his mobile phone, Xiao Ye added the item to the shopping cart, placed the order and paid without saying a word, and completed it in one go.

Based on my current relationship with Miss Jianxian, not to mention too much, we have a good friend outfit together.
It shouldn’t be too much, right?

(End of this chapter)