Miss Jianxian, you are blocking my delivery of food.

Chapter 88: How many more pinches would you like? (Additional update)
The temperature is more than ten degrees Celsius, and there is no strong wind after the rain stops. As long as you put on a coat, you won't feel too cold even if you go out on a small electric donkey at night.

After getting dressed and going out, the two of them were immediately at odds with Shaxian Snacks.

Recruiting Aunt Wang's little pink sheep again, the two of them sat on the electric car one after another, freely weaving through the two-wheeled traffic on the side road.

Ye Zhibing was sitting in the back seat of Xiao Mianyang. She had discovered before that maybe it was because of her long legs. If her legs naturally hung on both sides of the electric car, her feet would drag down after a hurdle, which was very uncomfortable. .

The sides of the little sheep are bare and there are no crash barriers.

As a result, her feet were put in front and behind Xiao Ye's feet, which looked very funny.

Leaning naturally on the trunk of the electric car, with his hands pressed on the seat behind the other person's buttocks, Ye Zhibing's eyes swiftly scanned the passing scenery.

Obviously according to Xiao Ye, this festival is just an insignificant foreign festival.

But it is true as he said, most of the physical stores on the street have inexplicably put up turkey billboards with all-site Thanksgiving discounts written on them.

Even if there is no sign advertising Thanksgiving discounts, there is still a stereo playing at the door, as if the store is having an anniversary clearance sale.

The pedestrian street is crowded at night, which is expected.

Hopeless.

???

"I'm enjoying it. Would you like to pinch it a few more times?"

Ye Zhibing curled his lips, looked away, and asked Xiao Ye casually.

"It's just a little painful, and the reaction was a little bigger, but now if you think carefully about the feeling just now,"

Ye Zhibing nodded clearly, and then remembered that this guy had just peeked at him through the rearview mirror, so he squinted his eyes:

After finally finding a seat and squeezing in, locking the car, Xiao Ye led Ye Zhibing to the pedestrian street.

It’s really fucked.

If he didn't want to join in the fun with this country bumpkin behind him, he would have turned around and left without saying a word when he saw this scene.

"What were you looking at me just now? What's on my face?"

Following his movements, the whole car swayed from side to side, and almost everyone flipped over.

It’s true that even if there is no holiday, there must be a holiday.

But I don’t know why, but the flow of people today seems to be particularly large.

Glancing at the rearview mirror, Xiao Ye's expression was calm as usual.

The key is that this car still belongs to Aunt Wang. It would be difficult to explain if it was parked in a motor vehicle parking space like those illegally parked electric cars and was towed away.

"It looks good. Open your mouth quickly. It's urgent."

"Since you didn't do anything wrong, why were you so frightened when I pinched you just now?"

Before he could reply, Ye Zhibing had already lost the desire to continue the conversation with him.

"Does it look good?"

"Where else can we go? Just stroll around the pedestrian mall and see if there's anything interesting."

Ye Zhibing gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand, grabbed Xiao Ye's buttocks fiercely, and then twisted hard——

"Where are we going?"

Ye Zhibing naturally didn't believe this.

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"Am I scared?"

The wind was so loud that I didn't hear it.

The sudden pain from certain sensitive parts brought Xiao Ye, who had been distracted, back to his senses instantly, and he almost jumped up from the car seat like the will-o'-the-wisp boy.

If she hadn't happened to be caught at the crime scene, she might have actually believed this nonsense.

"Ouch, fuck me!"

This guy is really hopeless.

Ye Zhibing rolled his eyes at him, "I just asked you where we are going."

It was obviously just after dinner time, but the e-donkeys on motorcycles were already piled up on the edge of the sidewalk. Some e-donkeys were even parked in the parking spaces of motor vehicles on the side of the road. There was no room for their little sheep to squeeze in.

Xiao Ye's face does not turn red when he tells lies, which is quite in line with the name of the Demon Emperor.

As a result, she discovered that this guy was only using the electric car's rearview mirror to observe her blankly, and had no intention of replying at all.

She saw Xiao Ye's frightened expression through the rearview mirror, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly.

Ye Zhibing adjusted his center of gravity and tapped his toes slightly, which actually helped the other party stabilize the car.

"Oh…"

Xiao Ye glanced at the rearview mirror and knew from her expression that this woman was choked by his words. In order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment and conflicts, he took the initiative to ask:
"Did you just say something to me? The wind was too loud and I didn't hear it."

Don't you want your life?
If you don’t want it, I still want it.

"It's the end of the month, and the traffic police are all rushing to achieve results. I just want to see if you're wearing your helmet properly."

Needless to say, Ye Zhibing, who is 1.66 meters tall and almost 1.7 meters tall when wearing shoes, is very conspicuous among the small potatoes in the south. As soon as he arrived, he attracted the attention of many men nearby.

But after all, there was Xiao Ye next to her who made everyone of the same sex feel ashamed after seeing her, so naturally no one came forward to ask for trouble.

Ignoring the glances directed at her, she stood on tiptoes slightly and looked at the sea of ​​people in the pedestrian street:

"Sure enough, there are a lot of people." "It seems there is some activity, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people."

Xiao Ye looked at the flickering lights at the end of the crowd from a distance and analyzed it briefly.

This flow of people is really a bit bigger. He himself came to the pedestrian street to relax on New Year's Eve last year. At that time, the flow of people was not as large as it is now.

Just as he was thinking about whether to take Ye Zhibing over to join in the fun, suddenly a thin and small man came to Xiao Ye's side.

"Beautiful boy, do you want to know something?"

The man poked him a few times, smiled when he saw Xiao Ye's attention was on him, and took out a leaflet from his hand, giving him a sense of "Brother, do you want to cut down the money?"

Depend on.

It's just a flyer?
Faced with something like this that wasn't even a small card, he was naturally too lazy to pick it up.

Seeing that Xiao Ye ignored him, the man quickly turned his target to Ye Zhibing.

"Beautiful girl, do you want to know something?"

Out of politeness, Ye Zhibing did not ignore others like Xiao Ye. Instead, he nodded and then took the flyer from the other party.

Seeing her taking the flyer, the man smiled with satisfaction, and then continued to hand out flyers to passers-by.

"Beautiful boy and girl, do you want to know me?"

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Glancing at the man who was gradually walking away, Xiao Ye glanced at the colorful leaflet in her hand, smacked his lips and said:

"Why did you take it? You don't even know what they are selling. You can't throw it away after you take it. How hard is it to hold it in your hand?"

What if it's some couple's moped ad, some 699 super large water bed, Johnson's deer antler that's good for her and me, 0.01 ultra-thin zero distance, these kinds of things, she will be the one who is embarrassed at that time.

"It's just convenient."

Ye Zhibing replied casually while looking back and forth at the leaflet in his hand.

"Hey, why are you so nice? What kind of flyer is this?"

"It seems like some kind of activity."

Ok?
As soon as he heard that there was an event, Xiao Ye knew that there was something to be gained from it. He immediately became interested and went over to read the flyer with the other party.

After browsing through it all, he finally understood why the pedestrian street had such a large flow of people today.

On Thanksgiving Day, several merchants launched a couple activity in order to thank their customers.

Regardless of the 49.9 registration fee, the most obvious thing on this flyer is the awards for this event.

The participation prize is naturally some inconsequential store vouchers.

The third prize is just an ordinary women's cosmetics gift box.

The second prize is a bit more interesting. It is a couple's jewelry worth several thousand provided by the gold store.

However, this kind of thing is a matter of benevolence and wisdom. After all, it might be said to be worth several thousand, but if it is actually tested by some professional institutions, the value of this thing is only a few hundred.

It's all just a trick to deceive young lovers and their enemies.

But what attracted Xiao Ye the most was the grand prize.

A two-person trip to Changbai Mountain provided by a travel agency.

This stuff is interesting.

This event was probably also released on Douyin.com, so it’s no wonder it attracted so many people.

Although the specific projects of the event are kept confidential, in the face of such an award, young people who are not short of money will definitely want to bring their partners over to try their luck.

It's like buying a lottery ticket. You know you may come away empty-handed or even spend dozens of dollars in vain, but you just don't believe in that evil.

Xiao Ye looked away from the flyer, held his chin thoughtfully, and then gave the other party a meaningful look.

"Do you want to participate? This event?"

"What does a couple's activities have to do with us?"

Ye Zhibing frowned and looked away with an idiot look.

"Couples are not married, and there are no documents to prove it. How do they know that we are a real couple and a fake couple?"

He raised his eyebrows in the distance, motioning for the other party to look over.

"Look, over there, those young men just got this flyer, and now they are negotiating with those girls."

Following Xiao Ye's gaze, Ye Zhibing saw several male college students holding flyers and happily communicating with a few girls sitting on chairs at the entrance of the milk tea shop.

Pretending to be a couple?

Ye Zhibing hesitated.

Although she had previously been in the world of cultivation, she would also disguise herself and assume various identities when performing some tasks.

But as a couple, this really involves her blind spot in knowledge.

And I still have to follow this guy
Seeing that her expression was a little shaken, Xiao Ye moved closer and whispered:
"Take a trip to Changbai Mountain. Now that you have an identity, you can go further and see the great rivers and mountains in this world. If it doesn't work out, isn't it written above? You can redeem it."

His voice was like the whisper of an ancient god. It was obviously not filled with demonic energy, but because of that sentence, it completely broke Ye Zhibing's defense.

"Then let's try it."

(End of this chapter)