Entertainment: From the Octagon to the big screen

Chapter 813 - New Year's Eve

For Chen Yu, the 2019 Spring Festival Gala was still as boring as ever.

At the beginning he was standing on the side of the sofa. After the host announced the show, he sat next to Dilraba Dilmurat. Twenty minutes later, he leaned on the shoulder of his pregnant wife.

At the end of the sketch "Platform", Chen Yu had curled up on the sofa with his head resting on Dilraba's legs, his consciousness was hazy and he was in a state of half asleep.

Seeing this, the mother-in-law patted Di Lieba's arm, glanced up at the room on the second floor and nodded.

He signaled to his daughter-in-law to quickly chase the caterpillar back to her bedroom to rest and not to cause trouble for her.

As a descendant of the Yellow Emperor, how can Chen Yu educate his descendants well in the future if he treats, ignores and despises the festivals and customs that have been passed down for thousands of years?

Dilireba raised her beautiful eyebrows and smiled secretly in her heart, then gently pinched the tip of her husband's nose, and whispered in her ear to let Chen Yu go to the bedroom as the cricket pupae were prone to catching a cold.

Chen Yu rubbed his sleepy eyes and then secretly poked Di Lieba's legs to let the latter withdraw together.

Di Lieba still wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala again. It’s only a little after eight in the morning in the United States. She used to be busy and it was difficult to find time to spend New Year’s Eve with her family.

Therefore, Di Lieba directly refused to elope. Besides, what could she and Chen Yu do in the room? The couple had already had a close combat with each other this week.

Dilireba pressed her abdomen to silently remind herself not to be greedy and eat too much!
Such an extreme case is not only for the sake of the baby but also for her own physical condition. At this stage, she cannot withstand the exhaustion caused by strenuous exercise.

The mother-in-law glanced at Chen Yu who was still complaining, then picked up a cartoon pillow and threw it at him.

"If you don't want to watch, don't interfere with my daughter-in-law. Get out."

Upon hearing that, Chen Yu immediately stood up and rushed to the bedroom. Di Lieba pursed her lips tightly and tried hard to hold back her laughter. She had to take care of her husband's face and not show his displeasure directly.

[Dear, have you sorted out the bookcase near the door recently? Did you take away the game disks in the bottom drawer?]

After seeing this message, Dilireba's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly. She vaguely remembered that those game discs were full of pornographic content.

"Summer Rhapsody", "Life and Death: Beach Volleyball", and "Tokimeki Memories", are these things that a married man should buy and keep privately?

Di Lieba puffed up her cheeks angrily and asked Chen Yu how to raise the favorability of Chihime Koriyama to the maximum in "Tokimeki Memories IV"?

Di Lieba spent several days researching but failed to come up with a successful strategy, so she had to ask her husband for help. As a result, Chen Yu only recognized the Longguang Temple Sea.

The couple sent messages to each other, mocking each other for being short-sighted, having poor taste, and putting women before friendship.

After the verbal battle lasted for nearly twenty minutes, Di Lieba got up and went upstairs under the pretext of getting dried sweet potatoes. She decided to let Chen Yu have a good taste of the iron fist of justice!
"Hey, lady, what do you want to do to me? Let's... have a verbal fight, not... a physical fight."

Chen Yu threw the controller onto the sofa and started walking around the table to avoid being chased by his pregnant wife.

Di Lieba picked up the Russian World Cup mascot and aimed at Chen Yu who was bowing. Although this guy admitted his mistake, his eyes were wandering and his words were inconsistent.

"Well, tomorrow I'll throw all those game discs into the press and grind them into powder."

Di Lieba put down the Russian World Cup mascot and glanced at Chen Yu who was begging for mercy. The latter immediately came up to her and offered her some fruit.

Di Lieba picked up a Brazilian grape and pretended to lament that the crackdown on pornography and illegal publications was not effective and there were always some fish that slipped through the net.

"Well, we should strengthen the relevant actions and expand the scope of the strike in the future. We would rather kill the wrong person than let him go!"

Di Lieba spoke in a rhythmic tone and glanced at the bookcase and bookshelf from time to time.

Chen Yu could only apologize repeatedly. The CDs and comics had already been severely destroyed, and if he angered Dilraba Dilmurat, the figures and models would also be in trouble.

How will Chen Yu be able to show off the beautiful country he left for his son in the future?

"Can we let the baby learn something good from an early age?"

Dilireba sighed helplessly. Chen Yu curled his lips to signal Dilireba not to move quietly towards the spicy strips and potato chips.

"Hey, this is to train my son's hands, heart, brain and other abilities."

Chen Yu squeezed next to Di Lieba and gestured and talked.

Di Lieba took a big bite of the apple and didn't want to respond. Other people's bookcases were filled with ancient and modern masterpieces, but what she had in front of her were comics, CDs, models, and figurines.

"Hey, the living rooms on the first, second and third floors are all surrounded by books. It's not like you haven't dressed up in them before..."

Chen Yu glanced at Dilraba's lower abdomen and swallowed the last word back into his stomach.

Di Lieba raised her eyebrows and relaxed her fists. If that bastard dared to continue talking, justice would surely fall on his face!
In fact, Chen Yu had already destroyed all the color comics.

Originally, Di Lieba thought that her husband would move the storage location, such as mailing it to the house in Tokyo or directly airlifting it to Yanjing.

After all, some classic erotic animations are hard to find on the market. It cannot be said that they have no value, it’s just that their audience is relatively small.

Di Lieba reached out and touched Chen Yu's head, who also made a lot of sacrifices for the baby.

However, the game discs that were confiscated some time ago must be disposed of, and the "Tokimeki Memorial" series can be sentenced to suspended death penalty first and then dealt with after Dilraba Dilmurat completes the game.

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"Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball is just a sports game, please give it a break."

Chen Yu kissed Dilireba's pretty face and whispered.

Dilireba ate the sugar coating and threw the cannonball back. She pointed at her chest. Do sports games need female characters to be so curvy? They all look like cows!
Chen Yu was choked and could only emphasize again that this sports game is aimed at male consumers, so the character modeling is a bit unrealistic, which is understandable and there is no need to delve into it.

"Bah, quibbling! This game insults and objectifies our female compatriots!"

Di Lieba puffed out her chest, then pursed her lips and pulled back. After all, she was far inferior to the female characters in the game.

Even if Yang Mi came, she would still pale in comparison.

How else could Chen Yu explain it? He had to take care of his pregnant wife's emotions. To be honest, Di Lieba did grow again after she became pregnant.

Chen Yu carefully packed the game disc and threw it into the trash can. He heard a clang and his heart trembled slightly: Goodbye, youth.

"Hey, could you please just be more calm and stop acting like you're in a relationship?"

Dilireba puffed out her chest again. Chen Yu said nothing, but just silently took a bite of the apple that Dilireba had just eaten.

Di Lieba rolled her beautiful eyes and poked Chen Yu's left rib to express that I am very pleased, so I have a reward.

Allow your husband to buy a new ship model or collectible figurine.

Chen Yu immediately put on a smiling face and praised Dilraba Dilmurat's wisdom and bravery. He happened to have his eyes on a Deadpool model and was worried about how to convince or sleep with Dilraba Dilmurat.

"Stop, tell me the specific size of the model."

Di Lieba noticed that Chen Yu was avoiding her gaze and immediately started to question him.

Chen Yu's throat moved a few times and he raised his feet to measure his approximate height.

"Why don't you just put Ryan Reynolds in the room!"

Ryan Reynolds' net height is 189.

Dilireba got up angrily and went downstairs to complain to her mother-in-law.

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