The Best Actor in the Vase of Meiyu

Chapter 475: Hands and feet curled up
"Oh oh oh, here's a wonderful one," said the 'Charlotte Observer': Allow me to sum up the viewing experience with, 'a yawn.'"

"fifty points!"

After Anson finished reading, he opened his mouth vividly and performed a yawn.

Porphyrin.

Lie.

There were boos and boos in the living room.

Seth Rogen's iconic gong voice even sounded in the commotion, "Oh, this is so rude. The negative review should at least use some adjectives."

Haha, collective laughter.

The film review party has begun, but things are a little different than imagined.

Wait, isn’t Century City getting good reviews? What's going on in front of you?

The thing is this.

Indeed, the first batch of "Spider-Man" movie reviews uploaded are indeed good reviews, not one or two, but a full five, and the ratings are all above 80 points——

For a popcorn movie, the average media review score can actually reach 80 points. It is undoubtedly a breakthrough, enough to make the city excited for half a century.

Coupled with the real reaction of the audience at last night's premiere, who had not rehearsed and were not hydrated, all aspects prove that the quality of the film exceeds expectations.

Immediately, the atmosphere was brewing, and I couldn't wait to enter the summer mode.

Finally, after being suppressed and depressed for more than half a year, it is finally time to get excited. "Spider-Man" is very likely to reverse the entire situation.

The entertainment industry is the most impetuous. One or two people couldn't wait to cheer, but they never expected that the five positive samples were still too few. The comments that followed one after another were all neutral.

Things took a turn for the worse.

In fact, it is just a neutral review, not a negative review. From any point of view, there is no need to worry too much about the neutral review. This is not the end of the world.

But the problem is that the higher the expectations, the more violent the impact caused by the gap, because the pressure on "Spider-Man" is really too great. After five consecutive positive reviews were released, the expectations were pushed to the peak, so that in the When the comments appeared, Century City was completely in disarray.

Wait, the bad premonition won’t come true, right?

What Ryan was most worried about finally happened: a group of strangers sat in a room and listened to negative reviews.

Ryan thought he might be able to dig out a Disney castle by digging his toes into the ground; but to his surprise, Anson actually turned those comments into a kind of ridicule, which was not only not embarrassing, but also extremely cheerful.

Looking at Anson in front of him, he clearly wanted to win the review, but his lifelike performance made people laugh, and all the young people in the room started cheering.

It seems that negative reviews are nothing special.

It’s unimaginable that the review just now was actually a fifty-fifty negative review——

No, it’s a neutral rating. That’s a neutral rating.

"Oh, oh, oh, you should listen to this comment from Time."

An Sen just spoke, and everyone else was bustling and making noises to cooperate.

"'Era', 'Era', this is big!"

"Quick, Anson, come on harder."

Anson glanced at the audience and smiled, "Fifty points, still fifty points."

immediately--

"Hey, it's only fifty cents. Isn't there anything lower?"

"Are these film critics really good? They are so cowardly in their criticism. Give them 20 points."

"Anson, to be honest, do you dare not read ten minutes and fifteen minutes? If you don't dare, replace it with James."

Ryan couldn't help but look around. What was going on with these two voices welcoming the storm to become more violent? Shouldn't they expect good reviews?
Anson spread his hands, "Sorry, the worst comment so far is fifty points. I think they may not want to hurt my young heart." Haha, everyone laughed.

"Come on, 'Times.'"

"We all know Anson is very handsome, everyone knows that, and there's really no need for Sam Raimi to keep telling us that with constant close-ups."

period.

The whole place was quiet.

James couldn't believe his ears, "That's it?"

Anson spread his hands.

cut! Porphyrin! Shh!
The audience booed and even threw potato chips at Anson. The audience expressed strong dissatisfaction.

Seth's face was full of sadness, "Believe me, we already know this, there is no need for you to continue. A narcissistic James has already made us helpless, okay?"

James, "Hey!"

Amid the bustling laughter, the lethality of the huge gap from positive reviews to moderate reviews seemed to gradually disappear.

Anson didn't lie——

The worst review so far, the rating is still 50 points.

It doesn't feel painful or itchy, it doesn't really hit a wound; of course there is another possibility, maybe "Spider-Man" is not that bad, even the most picky and troublesome critics gave it a fifty-fifty score.

Los Angeles Weekly, fifty points, "Thanks to abysmal CGI and a marshmallow-stuffed coming-of-age storyline, Peter Parker's arc as a superhero is decidedly mediocre and boring. He seems to care more about girls changing. A dress instead of superpowers and the destruction of the planet.”

Innovation often requires pressure.

When Sam Raimi chose to open the story of Peter Parker in a way of growing up, it was destined that some people would not like it——

After all, there is a group of viewers who go to the cinema just to watch heroes do justice, punish evil and promote good, rather than the youthful campus growth of loving children.

So, "LA Weekly" went into full force.

"San Francisco Chronicle," fifty points, "Perhaps the real question is how to update the 'Spider-Man' story and keep up with the times. The original comic was born in 1962, creating a special superhero that made people aware of comics. There are other possibilities in the world; but Raimi did not find a correct way to bring the story to the present forty years later. For audiences born after the s, this story is too old, outdated, and even a bit cumbersome."

Accurate, sharp and merciless.

So, is that all?
No negative reviews?
Not a fifty-fifty positive review, but a truly down-to-earth negative review?
The answer is...no.

After the five positive reviews, ten negative reviews followed in a flash, and the positive reviews were wiped out in an instant. The uniformly negative reviews were indeed a bit shocking:
After all, the final average score of "Murder by Numbers" also landed in the mid-range. It did not fall into negative reviews in a real sense, but it still put the movie in a loss-making predicament.

If "Spider-Man" wants to make a splash and reverse the decline of the summer season, the average media review is not enough, far from it.

There are no negative reviews, which is something to be thankful for; but the lack of positive reviews is worrying.

"Next up, 'The New Yorker.'"

Anson dropped a big bomb.

Sure enough, everyone was chirping to create an atmosphere. Compared with other media, The New Yorker has always flaunted its independent temperament and literary quality. They have a strong influence among intellectuals and the middle class.

But come to think of it, it’s not surprising that The New Yorker doesn’t like popcorn movies.

"fifty points."

Everyone shook their heads, and Anne even shouted, "I'm very disappointed in you, 'The New Yorker,' you can do better and criticize more harshly."

Amid applause and whistles, Anson finally revealed the answer.

"Movies are as timid as spiders. They try to take steps cautiously but end up hiding in the corner, stupidly frozen in place, fearing that if they leave the corner, they might... I don't know... be exposed to the sun? Evil. "

(End of this chapter)