Hogwarts: Bourne Returns from Warhammer

Chapter 28 Train to Hogwarts

Kucha, Kucha, Kucha...

The Hogwarts Express departed from King's Cross Station and soon left London, heading north.

The houses on both sides of the railway are gradually replaced by rich green. The train speeds along the fields, and some cattle and sheep are walking in the pasture area to feed.

Because of the little farce on the platform and the interference of the variable Bourne, the protagonist group got together a little early.

Including the Weasley twins and Bourne himself, there were six people, so they simply occupied a cubicle.

Bourne quickly put the suitcase on the luggage rack. Seeing how easily he lifted the seemingly heavy suitcase with each hand, the twins immediately bet that Bourne must have been taking various supplements since he was a child.

"Bourne, I guess you must have eaten good food since you were a child." After sitting down, Fred patted Bourne's arm and winked at his brother George.

Upon receiving the signal, George immediately took out a piece of candy wrapped in wax paper from his pocket. "Try this toffee. We added the blood of Reem cow in it. It is the main ingredient in many tonic potions."

"Hey, I'm your brother!" Ron, who was sitting opposite, pouted dissatisfiedly. "I've never tried the candies you made."

Fred laughed and said, "Oh, dear little Ronnie. This nougat is a new invention that George and I just made yesterday. It is our flagship product at Hogwarts this year."

Then, he added: "If you also want to try something new, just come to us and buy it directly in a few days."

George also added: "Moreover, you can also enjoy the freshman discount, 5 silver coins for one, you are a child."

"Thank you so much," Ron rolled his eyes angrily: "You can obviously rob me, but you still give me something in exchange."

The Weasley twins didn't seem to care about their little brother's sarcasm. They just looked at Bourne with burning eyes.

If eyes could speak, then the twins must be trying their best to encourage him: eat, eat, eat...

Under the eager eyes of the two, Bourne moved the toffee to his mouth little by little, but when the candy was about to touch his lips, he quickly placed it on the small table in the middle of the cubicle.

"I decided not to eat." He looked at the twins with a smile and raised his eyebrows at them proudly.

Just kidding, if such an obvious prank could not be seen anymore, Bourne would really embarrass many time travelers.

"Merlin's strawberry underpants!" George and Fred sighed at the same time, falling against the back of the seat in unison.

"It was a bad start." George tilted his head and looked at his brother.

Fred nodded in response: "I feel that our prank skills must be upgraded this year. The freshmen are all monsters."

Their little brother Ron understood immediately and immediately denounced: "What! You two actually dare to play pranks on the freshmen. I'm going to write a letter and tell my mother!"

However, his tone was not filled with indignation, but rather as if he had discovered something brilliant... and was a little excited!

Faced with the threat from their little brother, the Weasley twins just looked at each other and immediately burst into laughter.

"George, listen, 'I'm going to tell mommy.'"

"Fred, we have another 'boy' in our family."

"Ha ha ha ha."

The two brothers clapped their hands in the air, as if they were really celebrating. Bourne looked at these two pure fun-loving people with a little envy.

After playing around for a while, the two Weasley brothers were ready to leave the compartment together and go shopping in other carriages.

They are third-year students at Hogwarts and have many friends in school. Although they didn't meet many when they got on the bus before, as social butterflies, they always had to say hello to their friends during the long ride.

Before leaving, they invited others to join them. "That guy Lee Jordan wrote to us during the summer vacation and said that he got a bag spider as a pet. Which one of you wants to see it?"

Bourne was interested in looking at bag spiders, so he gladly accepted the invitation. But Ron immediately shook his head into a rattle. He has been scared to death of spiders since he was a child. Since Hermione had gone to the bathroom at this time, Harry didn't think it would be good to leave Ron alone in the cubicle, so he decided to stay with his newfound friend.

In fact, Harry really wanted to go - what child wouldn't have the instinct to join in the fun - and besides, it was a bag spider. When he lived at Uncle Vernon's house, he had never seen it before, not even heard of it. heard about it.

"Is that kind of spider like a kangaroo? It also has a bag on its belly with many small spiders in it..."

Just as Harry was wondering what a spider looked like, Bourne had already followed the Weasley twins out.

However, the piece of toffee that they had planned to use to trick Bourne seemed to have been accidentally left on the small table in the cubicle by the twins instead of being taken away together.

Bourne followed the two brothers through several carriages, and saw a group of little wizards crowded on the aisle outside the compartment, playing non-stop. They surrounded a little black boy with dreadlocks in the middle, and they kept making noisy excitement. .

"Li! Don't be so stingy, show me your big baby quickly. I have to make sure you are not bragging when you write letters during the summer vacation!"

"That's right! Lee! And unless you let me touch it, I don't believe that big baby of yours is alive!"

"Li! Didn't you say that your big baby is super capable of squirting? Show it quickly, don't just squeeze out a little paste!"

Lee Jordan smiled triumphantly, enjoying the feeling of being in the middle of the stage. At this moment, he is the most handsome kid on this walkway, no one else!

"No problem! No problem! Still no problem!" Li Jordan answered the little wizards who made requests to him one by one.

"It's okay to touch it, but you can't weigh it. Its stomach has been a little bloated in the past two days. When I get to school, I have to ask the professor for help to see if it is sick or needs to be dumped."

As he spoke, Li Jordan lifted up his wizard robe and showed off his big treasure...

A tin box containing butter biscuits. Then, under the curious gazes of all the little wizards, Lee Jordan slowly opened the lid of the tin box with his fingers.

Soon, a spider leg with smooth black hair stretched out from the box and gently rubbed against the iron sheet outside the biscuit box.

After confirming that there was no danger, more spider legs stretched out one after another, one, two, three... the bag spider also poked its head and body out of the box.

It has black fluff on its body, and its small eyes are arranged in two rows on the top of its head. Two dark lines like white ribbons draw a circle on its back and are connected to its swollen abdomen. There are two fangs on the side of its mouth, which will touch it from time to time and make a "clicking" sound.

"How about it? Does my big baby look good?" Lee Jordan showed off to the little wizards around him.

However, some little wizard suddenly said the truth: "Lee Jordan, your big baby doesn't look very big at all?"

The scene was very embarrassing.

Fortunately, the Weasley brothers have arrived at the scene, and the two social-level "support kings" will naturally not let their friends lose face.

The two of them took the initiative to squeeze into the crowd, one on the left and one on the right, hooking Lee Jordan's shoulders and sandwiching him in the middle.

"Everyone, you need to know that 'big' does not necessarily refer to shape, it may also refer to quality."

"As we all know, our British haggis pudding has hard ingredients in it, but it's not in the skin but in the filling."

"Yes, and when making apple pie, only the French like to put apples on top of the pie crust!"

How do you get a British person to agree with you? The answer is simple: take France as an example.

The twins had mastered this trick early, and watching their superb performance at this time, Bourne couldn't help but feel emotional.

In this generation of the Weasley family, why was it that Percy was the only one to inherit his father's legacy and join the Ministry of Magic as a civil servant?

And, what kind of sieving organization is the Ministry of Magic? How many real talents have been missed?
As they talked, the two brothers seemed to feel that talking was not enough, so they started to fight. Fred took the bag spider into his hand and weighed it twice.

"I'm telling you, this little thing weighs about the same as a Quaffle. It's definitely a big deal." Then, Fred immediately threw it to George like a Quaffle.

The twins had a clear understanding of each other, and George immediately caught his brother's pass, and then weighed it again, imitating Fred's example.

"Brother, I think you are being conservative. It is obviously about the same weight as a solid Bludger."

"Really? Try again."

So George also made a great pass.

In front of Lee Jordan, in just a few seconds, "Big Baby" flew back and forth in front of his pet owner three times.

Family members, who knows?
"Hey, hey... you guys..." The heartbroken Lee Jordan was just about to say something when the Weasley twins who were holding his neck gave him a look that said "Don't worry about us doing this."

However, they did not notice that in the process of being weighed, passed, weighed again, and passed again, the eight eyes of the bag spider were almost turning into mosquito coils, and its abdomen was also Becoming more and more bulging.

Just as the unlucky bag spider passed in front of Lee Jordan again, its bulging belly suddenly twitched.

The bastard moved—I couldn’t hold it any longer.

puff~
A large ball of spider silk spurted out instantly.

Fortunately, this is a powerful refutation of a little wizard who just questioned "whether the bag spider can build a web." Not only does it spray a lot of spider silk, but the area it spreads into a web is also very large.

Unfortunately, the cobwebs directly covered the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan. These three little wizards in the third year of Hogwarts were immediately stuck to the glass next to the aisle. Unable to move.

It took Bourne and the other little wizards a long time to take off the three "wall-hanging boys".

The carriage was suddenly filled with joy. Although the three fun-lovers were embarrassed for a while, they finally joined the "hahaha" team.

However, after the fun was over, Bourne suddenly discovered a question: "Where did that bag spider go?"

Lee Jordan, who was patronizing silly fun and bragging, realized that his big treasure had been lost. Fortunately, there were mostly enthusiastic Gryffindors in this carriage. Since they saw the excitement of the trio, helping to find spiders was considered as a "reward for a good job".

Along the carriage, these little wizards searched one by one. Bourne was still in the same group as Fred and George.

After searching for it, they returned to the car where they found the empty compartment when they first got on the train. As soon as they opened the carriage door, they heard a deafening scream.

The good news is, that bag spider is indeed here!
The bad news is that it is currently lying on the tongue of a little wizard, and is "kissing" the little wizard with its fangs.

What's even more coincidental is that Bourne actually knows the little wizard. He is the little chubby guy Bourne met at the Hermitage last year - one of Malfoy's followers and Crabbe's conjugated brother - who is still there. Gao Er anxiously danced the "Hu Xuan Dance".

For some reason, his tongue became like a tie, or more like a big sausage.

And because he was injected with a trace amount of spider toxin, Gore's tongue not only became longer, but also became much larger!

As Goyle kept spinning in circles, his tongue kept flicking around under the action of centrifugal force.

Malfoy and Crabbe, who were hugging each other, were screaming for help like Goyle, while avoiding the "big sausage" that kept hitting them.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville Lombard, who had also met Bourne, somehow got together, and they all stood at the door of that compartment. At this time, these little wizards all seemed at a loss.

(End of this chapter)