Hogwarts: Bourne Returns from Warhammer

Chapter 76 Waaagh! ! !

Let’s see what you do, you bad old man!
Although his face was full of panic and horror, Quirrell was actually happy in his heart.

One giant monster can be dealt with by one professor.

Even if it is to be safer, it will not take at most three professors to take action.

But he brought back a bunch of trolls!
One for each professor!
There is plenty left.

Isn't there a certain old man who spends all his time walking birds? I, Qi Luo Bu Cai, want to ask you to get busy today!
And when everyone gets busy...

Hey hey!
Of course, when you want to think about it, when you want to do it, you have to perform it immersively.

Quirrell suddenly stood up from the bench, with an expression on his face as if he was sacrificing his life for righteousness. "Principal, please quickly ask the deans to evacuate the little wizards, I'll go -"

Quirrell had not only been preparing for this impassioned speech for a long time, he also stood up and straightened his chest and abdomen, in order to show his righteousness.

However, only halfway through his words, he felt that the little wizards and professors around him looked at him strangely.

"——Why is my belt buckle missing!" Quirrell exclaimed.

Then, the professor sat down again faster than when he stood up, covered his bare thighs with his robe, and lifted up his fallen trousers.

His heart seemed to be bleeding.

Not only because he had just died on the spot, but also because the belt buckle was his only valuable possession - the belt buckle was made of solid gold and was Quirrell's only personal property that had not been discovered and misappropriated by Voldemort so far.

"It was obviously fine when I returned to Hogwarts, but why did it disappear? What bastard stole my belt buckle?"

Bourne could answer the question in Quirrell's mind.

At the Gryffindor table, Khan, who usually looked carefree wherever he went, suddenly became wary.

It put its head on its belly and formed a fluffy ball.

Combined with Khan's dark golden hair, under the candlelight in the banquet hall, it looked like a large metal projectile.

With such an obvious target in front of them, some guys couldn't hold back their sinful little hands anymore and secretly reached out to Khan.

However, someone had faster hands than that guy. In the blink of an eye, Byrne arrests criminals who dare to commit "the present".

"Whose sniff is this?"

Holding the nape of the mole-like neck with black fur and sniffing, Bourne gently shook his wrist. The eyes of this criminal who wanted to put Khan in his pocket immediately turned into mosquito coils.

After punishing it a little, Bourne immediately gave it an easy-to-understand admonishment: "That's my pet, and its name is Khan. If you dare to bully it, I will throw it to Ryan... Uh. , Ryan is a bit picky... I will throw you to Ruth as a snack."

When he heard his name, and more importantly, when he heard the word "small snacks," a dog's head emerged from under the long table.

Because he was impatient to wait for the table to start, Ruth had been hiding under the long table, grinding his teeth with a rock cake.

Ruth's teeth were ground very white. When she saw the sniffer in Bourne's hand, the mixed-breed swallow-tailed dog immediately showed a "kind" smile. The focus is on its sharp fangs that reflect the candlelight, and its long scarlet tongue with horny barbs.

The sniffer was so frightened that its fur stood up, and it immediately hugged Bourne's finger with its two little paws, fearing that the little wizard would throw him out.

The small noises coming from the Gryffindor table could not be hidden from anyone who was interested. Dumbledore saw what Bourne was carrying at a glance.

The old principal, who had just been a little anxious and angry because of the troll, suddenly saw that today's banquet could go on.

Because, that man has now returned to his loyal Hogwarts.

For him, it takes only a matter of minutes to deal with a few giant monsters.

"Don't panic, everyone. The troll incident is nothing to worry about. The Halloween dinner will continue." Dumbledore's tone became much more soothing. He used a loud voice to reassure everyone to sit down in their seats, and then continued He gave Quirrell a special look.

"However, we now want to collectively welcome a guest to Hogwarts." As he spoke, Dumbledore stretched his hand in the direction of the banquet hall door, as if to invite someone to walk in through that door.

"Your former senior, recipient of the Order of Merlin Level 2, author of the best-selling books "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" and "Monsters and Where to Find Them", developer of the "Staff Code Manual" for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures of the British Ministry of Magic, and naturalist Scientist and expert on magical zoology—Newt Artemis Fido Scamander, has returned to Hogwarts!"

And just as he finished speaking this long list of titles, someone actually pushed open the door of the banquet hall again.

Newt Scamander, an old wizard with curly white hair and dressed more like a Muggle than a wizard, walked into the banquet hall carrying a large suitcase.

The little wizards immediately burst into applause, especially the little wizards from Hufflepuff House, who expressed their great welcome to the arrival of this legendary senior.

There were also two loyal fans of Scamander at the teacher's seat: Professor Sprout, the dean of Hufflepuff House, looked at the senior and stood up to applaud, with little stars popping out of his eyes; Ge was so excited that he knocked the chairs behind him to the ground when he stood up, like a fan of his idol.

"Sorry, Professor Dumbledore." Newt habitually called Dumbledore 'Professor' instead of 'Headmaster'.

Because when he was at school, Dumbledore was the transfiguration teacher at Hogwarts.

"Um, thank you all," Newt bowed slightly to everyone, thanking them for their applause.

In the end, Dumbledore reached out his hand and pressed down slightly, and this stopped the thunderous applause in the banquet hall.

"The reason why Mr. Scamander came to Hogwarts is because your Professor Kettleburn was injured and needs a period of rest. But the course of Care of Magical Creatures is very important, and I am worried about everyone's learning. progress, so Scamander was hired as a substitute professor.

In the next month or two, I hope you can learn some useful knowledge from Scamander, and also learn from him his attitude towards magical creatures. Of course, the most important thing is that I don't want anyone to 'forget' to hand in an assignment for this class again.

"My homework was burned by a salamander", this reason cannot fool you senior. I can tell you a secret. The salamanders taught by your Professor Scamander will never spit sparks at the little wizard's homework. "

The joke was met with laughter.

However, Dumbledore was actually telling the truth. He also believed that Scamander’s Care of Magical Creatures homework would definitely let these children who were spoiled by the talkative Kettleburn know what it meant to be invulnerable.

After handling the welcome and introduction, Dumbledore told Newt about the trolls, and he also asked Quirrell to tell where the trolls were caught.

Even if Quirrell was hiding something, a master is a master, and Newt quickly extracted something useful from the bulk information. "Trolls are generally divided into three types, namely mountain trolls, forest trolls, and river trolls. Their traditional habitat is Scandinavia. During the Danish invasion of England in Muggle history, giants The eccentric followed some wizards who accompanied the army into Britain.

Although according to Professor Quirrell, he captured giant monsters from the Forbidden Forest, based on my impression of the distribution of magical animals in the Forbidden Forest, those giant monsters should not be forest monsters, but a group of mountain monsters.

The tallest mountain monsters can be over twelve feet tall and weigh over a ton.

Their skin is dull and as gray as granite. The troll has a huge body with a small, bald head like a coconut. Its legs are very thick, with large flat, thick, calloused feet underneath.

However, since they were captured from the same ethnic group, there could not be two such tall mountain monsters. Because trolls in the same group have a competitive relationship, only the largest one can be the 'boss'. The 'boss' troll will squeeze other trolls to prevent them from becoming bigger and stronger than themselves.

It's easier to handle if you know this. "

Newt said confidently: "Professor Dumbledore, you don't have to worry about those trolls hiding in a hidden corner of Hogwarts. I have a way to lure them all out, and I think this matter can be peaceful." solve."

Quirrell's eyes changed when he looked at Newt.

No way? I spent a long time trying to capture a group of giant monsters, and you just said in a few words that you can easily defeat them?
Isn't it a bit disrespectful to me?

However, no one here cared about his face problem: Dumbledore and the other professors just wanted the troll problem to be properly solved, the sooner the better; while the little wizards wanted to watch the fun, the more fun the better.

"Then do you need anything? I'll prepare it for you." Dumbledore spoke immediately.

Newt shook his head slightly and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. A group of trolls is easier to deal with than one troll. I only need a little assistant."

With that, he put the suitcase on the ground. "Huh? Teddy ran out again." After Newt opened the box, he found that his assistant was missing.

"Is the little assistant you're talking about the Niffler?" Dumbledore patted Newt on the shoulder and pointed to the Gryffindor table.

"Um, I'm sorry for causing you trouble." Seeing Xiu Xiu being held in Bourne's hand, Newt immediately guessed what was going on, so the old wizard walked to the long table and greeted Bourne in a friendly manner. said.

Don’t reach out to hit the smiling person.

Bourne quickly returned Teddy to Professor Scamander. However, Khan quickly released the "spherical" state at this time, quickly ran behind Teddy, and kicked his butt. Then, the little guy arrogantly sniffed at the purebred and stuck out his tongue.

"What a smart little guy," Newt said very generously. He even gently moved Khan's head with his fingers.

Then, Newt put Teddy on his shoulders and strode towards the door of the Hogwarts Banquet Hall.

"Shrink quickly!"

He took out his wand and cast a shrinking spell on the door of the banquet hall, turning the huge door into a small door that only one person could pass through.

Then, he opened the "small" door and stood at the door with his legs spread apart in a squatting position. His body was still shaking from side to side and his feet were firmly stepping on the floor.

It was so funny.

"What...what is Professor Scamander doing?" Ron, sitting next to Bourne, stared at the legendary figure in disbelief.

Almost all the students in the four colleges were as confused as him, and even the professors on the professor's chair didn't quite know what Newt was doing.

After dancing a weird tap dance for a while, Newt suddenly opened his mouth and let out a series of yells: Waaagh! Ahhhh, wow, Waaagh!

No one knew what he was shouting - in fact, it was not a language at all - but because Newt's voice was so loud, many little wizards involuntarily covered their ears.

"No, if your guess is correct, does Professor Scamander want to lure those trolls over?" Byrne somewhat understood. "This is really a good idea, as long as those trolls also understand Waaagh."

After shouting for a long time, Newt's voice was almost hoarse, and he finally took Teddy off his shoulders. After scratching its belly and taking out another gold Galleons in exchange, the Sniff reluctantly took out a magic gramophone from its belly pocket.

"Go, Teddy, find a good position to play this sound and attract the troll." After saying that, Newt put Teddy on the ground and watched the sniffer run away before he took out a tube of potion. , dropped two drops of magic potion into his throat.

However, what surprised him was that the sniffing teddy ran back soon after running away.

It placed the magic gramophone on the ground and pointed at the machine, which knew that the vinyl disk had been spinning but no sound was being played. He sighed helplessly and spread his two little paws left and right.

What should I do? It doesn’t know how to repair machines.

At this time, Dumbledore and several professors also came over, and they probably understood what Newt's method was.

"This is also the fault of Peeves," Dumbledore felt a little headache and explained to Newt and several other professors: "I still remember a few years ago, he used the magic gramophone to play obscene songs and curse words everywhere in the school. Huh? As a result, the school’s protective magic also restricted the magic gramophone. To unlock this restriction, I have to go back to the principal’s office, which will take about an hour.”

An hour was neither long nor short, and Dumbledore was a young wizard who really didn't want to leave the school.

Although he had confidence in the strength of the professors, Voldemort was hiding behind Quirrell's creation of the troll.

Dumbledore was a little worried.

At this moment, an inconspicuous little guy suddenly jumped from the Gryffindor table to the ground, still turning three and a half times and landing on his butt...

Of course, this is not important.

Khan quickly ran to the door of the banquet hall, and when he passed by the helpless Sniff, he gave him a look of contempt that said, "I can't do anything.JPG."

Just as Bourne stood up and chased after him, everyone heard the loud roar coming from the castle - "Waaagh!!!"

Khan imitated Newt's roar just now, and relied on his agile skills to quickly spread the war cry to every corner of the castle.

Following its challenge, the mountain trolls who had already hidden themselves in the complex corridors of Hogwarts Castle soon responded.

"Waaagh!!!"

They came out of their hiding places and gathered together, constantly looking for where the voice that provoked them came from.

(End of this chapter)