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Chapter 159 [Score Post]! "Cultural Export" extranet carnival! Batman Joker?
Chapter 159 [Score Post]! "Cultural Export" extranet carnival! Batman Joker?
As soon as Cheng Ming boarded the Little Blue Bird, he saw a hot topic on the home page, ## which was related to him.
The initiator of this # topic was the G2 boss who introduced the classic "Shakespeare" in a previous article, Carlos, the king of live entertainment in Europe.
And this [#GEN.G——out! ! ! 】Under the topic, it can be said that there are frequent erotic activities.
The first is the N number of live tweets sent by Ka Laosi himself.
【He is coming all the way! (The classic old picture of SN holding the death scythe, knocking on the LCK team’s door one by one)]
[Obviously, in Bin's eyes, defeating mosquitoes is more difficult than defeating Samsung! (Picture of A Bin fighting mosquitoes)]
[The Samsung team members are getting ready to board the plane, huh? Suddenly I found that the luggage behind me was missing! Oh, it turns out that another calamity flashed out from the shadow in the sun behind me! Confiscate their luggage! 】
[I have already asked for LCK fans, yes, Krd player has a copy at 9 o'clock, so I am very anxious]
[There is a wise saying in China: Not all teams are called GEN.G! @GEN.G Esports Club]
[False G2: G2; Real G2: GxxG! 】
[LPL fifth seed—G2, come and report! 】
And because this topic was so popular, after it spread back to China, a large number of domestic netizens came to watch.
At the same time, a lot of new fun has been added.
[Tips for watching the game in the back row: You don’t need to look at the head count, economy, or data panel in this game. You only need to listen to which commentator has the loudest voice to know which team has the advantage! 】
[My brother was cooking while watching the game. The sound of cooking was very loud. Although I couldn’t hear clearly what the commentator was saying, but as soon as I heard the high-pitched and passionate voice of the baby, I knew that everything was over]
[Just to start a fight, is there still a canteen with the senior colonel and the baby tonight? Let’s go straight to the canteen with martial arts style! 】
[Timid and procrastinating LPL! Be brave and brave LCK! Pessimistic and rigid LEC! 】
[The classics are all wrong, the classics are nonsense, please pay attention to the image of our competition area when you are outside! 】
[The first six-kill competition in the history of S game, the results are as follows↓]
SN Krd kills Rascal! first drop of blood!
SN Krd kills Life! Double kill!
SN Krd kills Bdd! Triple kill!
SN Krd kills Clid! quatary kill!
SN Krd kills Ruler! penta kill!
SN Krd kills Guan Zeyuan! Hexa kill! !
【Case solved! The culprit has been found! (Picture of Clid eating fried fish)]
[This is the takeout box, the one that made Clid dizzy. The fried box actually contained beef noodles! 】
[I am Shengjian, don’t be embarrassed! It’s the Xiao Yang Shengjian that Guan Zeyuan ordered for SN! 】
[Oh, God K touched the fast food box and said with a smile, why does Geng need to fry the food to help? Just wait until I get Clid's head back! 】
[Guan, give me a box of raw fried food, tell God K to eat it and get on the horse. God K said: "Put the frying down and I will come as soon as I leave." God K came out of the tent, picked up the knife, and flew on his horse. The commentators heard the loud beating of drums and loud shouts outside the pass, and were about to investigate. When the luan bell rang, the horse came to the center of the army. God K picked up Gen.G's head and threw it on the ground. It was fried and still warm! 】
[Okay, okay, this is cultural export, right? 】
Cheng Ming looked at these talented domestic netizens and couldn't help laughing.
"Brother Cheng, I feel like you were the one who led me! Everyone rushed to play outside the network!"
"It seems like someone has forwarded all the domestic scoring posts today!"
Cheng Ming also saw the domestic rating post that was forwarded.
【Scoring Post】
[S10 quarter-finals ratings! Let the world hear our voice! 】
[Commentary: Doll]
(10 points): "Colonel, you are so nervous."
(10 points): A real winner! He is still outputting!
[Commentary: Guan Zeyuan]
(10 points): "I'm actually fine"
(10 points): Guan Zeyuan "Human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same. I just think they are noisy!"
(10 points): From the beginning to the end of the whole game, I think there is only one normal person in gen.g, and this person never gives up until the last minute! Still fighting for it! He——is Guan Zeyuan!
(10 points): FNC’s wife-stealing hatred! SN's revenge for killing his father!
[Commentary: Gugu]
(3 points): Advertiser.
(10 points): Master Gonghuo, Senior Colonel, are you right?
(10 points): The most important presence in the game! Humanoid persuasion machine! Achieved the achievement "Preventing the first blood on the commentary desk"! It is recommended that you be selected as the S10 Nobel Peace Ambassador immediately!
(3 points): My evaluation is that it is better to use OTTO to play the suona in the middle to add to the fun^^——
【Team: GEN.G】
(0 points): Shakespeare? Shakespeare!
(0 points): Just arrived, is it over? Is this the legendary LCK division? Why can’t God K just take a little action?
(0 points): Beautiful team, urgent and delivering food.
(0 points): Indians call them Little Samsung, the only caste-based team in the world!
(0 points): The ancestors of GEN.G were crazily kowtowing in the underworld to plead for mercy. However, because they bribed Black and White Wuchang with pickles, the news was missing. The original words were actually don’t—let—leopard— -Female, but they only received the -leopard-female!
[Team: SN]
(10 points): Great! No need to say more!
(10 points): Are you in such a hurry to get off work? When outsiders see it, they think we look down on the game! One more game! One person, one game!
(10 points): Now enter the rhythm of Sergeant Bea! ——
【GEN.G player】
[Top order: Rascal]
[10 points: ←Don’t leave after school]
[3 points: Brother, did you ask me to rate it? 】
[3 points: Do you think I can’t rate myself? 】
[1 point: Guys, don't be embarrassed. The second Qinggang Shadow was logged in by Bullfrog, and from a different place. No one heard him say "mess"? 】
[1 point: Lulu also detected that the ancient god had landed, and I also heard the ancient god’s language of "Ounei’s Hand, the Hero"! 】
[10 points: I just found the artifact "An Bixin's Baseball Bat" in the second to last kimchi vat on the left hand side of Samsung's cellar yesterday. Otherwise, do you think I would have this expression? 】
[10 points: Good brothers like brother and clid will never be seen again]
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[Jungle: Clid]
[1 point: "Collapse!" Sell! withdraw! slip! 》】
[1 point: Relying on Shi, you can find a job. Every jungler in LCK has a responsibility! 】
[1 point: A sweeping monk cannot defeat a ninja, Zheng Shuang cannot defeat a doctor, and a man cannot defeat a woman! What's the use of you! 】
[1 point: Good news: Clid asked God to invite An Bixin! Bad news: It’s this year’s Ambisin! But the important thing is that with An Bixin's soul protection, Clid will now be the man with the "highest pouring power" in Samsung! Also known as brother’s brother’s brother! 】
[1 point: Winter is here, which is a good day for pickling cabbage. There are a lot of pickled cabbage in GenG’s cellar. The most delicious one is marinated in wine, also known as "drunken vegetables". Through delicate kneading and the action of alcohol, the finished drunken vegetables will appear in a granular shape. As a result, the world-famous kimchi brand appeared: "Granular Drunken Vegetables"! 】
[1 point: Guan Zeyuan “The granules are sold to teammates again!!!”]
[1 point: We are brothers in our hearts. I can’t get through the phone if I have anything. If you dare to look at me, you’ll be an idiot. If you don’t accept it, let’s compare whose caste has magical powers! 】
[10 points: The brothers are here after all the calamity, and the grudges are gone with a smile when they meet (see picture)]
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[Mid laner: BDD]
[3 points: The old neutral]
[1 point: "Watching a Show.JPG" emoticon package human body]
[7 points: One thing to say is that his reaction is too fast. BDD is definitely a top mid laner. As soon as he sees his brother turning around, he immediately turns around to avoid sight! What is this anti-GANK awareness? 】
[5 points: The emotional intelligence is too high. The practical significance of turning back tactically is comparable to the "tiger-style two-part smile". I declare that you are the real Korean tiger! 】
[3 points: Remember to check your trouser legs when you leave the field, don’t leave with two clips hanging]
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【ADC: Ruler】
[7 points: According to Korean law, even if Emperor Chiku picks up the keyboard and blows Ueno's head off, he is not guilty! 】
[7 points: Emperor Chi: What are you two looking at? Both of them must die! You can’t figure out your seniority, right? 】
[8 points: Just go back to Gen.G’s house and serve him. 】
[3 points: Got knocked unconscious by two waves of K Shenxiu? Look at the bombs behind you, they were all thrown into the mouths of your teammates! 】
[10 points: "I'm so stupid, really." Chi Di raised his dull eyes and continued: "I only know that Suning's jungler is strong, but I don't know that everything is strong. As soon as I get to the bottom lane, We started to press the lane, and there was no disadvantage in the lane, so we asked our Clid to go to the top lane to help the general. He was very obedient and listened to every word I said; he went out. I lined up in the bottom lane, and the shadow on the opposite side The Lord of Streams kept coming, and BDD also wanted to come and send him off. My name was Clid, but there was no answer. I went up to the river to take a look, and I saw a shadow dancing there, and our Lee Sin was gone. I obviously called him. Signal, I looked back and saw Zed dodging back from behind. I was anxious and quickly retreated. It wasn't until my body was completely cold that Clid got out of the dragon pit. The colonel said, It’s over, Clid was going to betray his teammates again. Later, I found his body in the spring, still holding Laifu tightly in his hand..."]
[1 point: The first generation of thieves, the founder of the thieves, the second son of God, both Cuvee and An Bixin were more qualified to get FVMP than you that year! 】
[7 points: The person with the longest shelf life of Samsung]
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[Auxiliary: Life]
[1 point: Life? Blessing? Come and capture! 】
[1 point: Do you know why Laifu’s ID is called life? Because the coach hopes that he will die less, but unfortunately he doesn’t know that Laifu graduated from elementary school and cannot read English! 】
[1 point: Whoever falls on the cat will die, the pure death train conductor named it and it belongs]
[1 point: The opponent’s AD’s seventh magical item! 】
[1 point: You are the only one who bullies my champion AD Ruler online, right? 】
[1 point: You also played Wheelchair Burpee! Your team is indeed a team full of talented players! 】
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【SN Player】
【Order: Bin】
[10 points: 1v6 solo killing of vampires outside the field, Brother Bin killed a mosquito and pushed away GenG! 】
[9 points: Abin is not the illegitimate son of Snake, right? Can the clone also cooperate with Luo Jiangzi? 】
[9 points: I declare that you are the sharpest spear! Defeat with force! The future is promising! 】【10 points: After playing these games, I feel like Brother Bin is getting stronger and stronger! Brother bin, come on! 】
[10 points: Brother Bin is so awesome! ! ! 】
Cheng Ming specifically clicked on the last familiar comment and found that it was no longer a WeChat avatar but a QQ avatar!
He smiled without saying a word and continued to slide down the screen.
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[Jungle: Krd]
[10 points: Disaster caused by dog control! The end of Zeyuan! 】
[10 points: Is God K playing Samsung? He was beating Park Tae-won! 】
[10 points: Players please do not leave the field to attack the commentators]
[10 points: A classic murder book, this book can be read directly by academicians of the Ninja Academy! 】
[10 points: Jieba leader! The man who unified the Kinkou Sect! The last assassin’s soul on the field! 】
[10 points: ξζζζ Why do you vaguely see the Lord of Shadow Stream wearing black thermal underwear? ξζζζ】
[10 points: A wonderful way to rejuvenate, Doctor Kidney! Coupon for a full manicure – don’t hurt me! 】
[10 points: "Z Shake", "Wanli Shadow Return", "Spring Water Leopard", why can this man be in the top 1 collections! 】
[10 points: So handsome! God K is the real Shi Yibao! It won’t be easy for anyone to come! 】
[10 points: In just 15 minutes, this man told the whole world why he wanted to ban his leopard girl! 】
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[Mid laner: Angel]
[8 points: The king of clockwork, even if there is no clockwork, he is also a king! 】
[8 points: Does anyone really think that I, Black Angel, can only play with clockwork? 】
[10 points: Chasing the Flying Thunder God for thousands of miles! handsome! 】
[10 points: Aerial interception flashes and knocks the cat! handsome! 】
[10 points: Why are you doing a show if you’re not a buddy? Have you evolved after the group stage? ? 】
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【ADC:Smlz】
[8 points: Tell me, old thief, how many nights have you secretly spent with Snake and Snake? How many tricks can this Xia Luo have? 】
[7 points: Although these two lenses are not many, there is no disadvantage in facing the ruler alone, which is enough to prove that the sword is not old! 】
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[Assistant: Swordar]
[10 points: gold! color! flash! Light! 】
[10 points: Lao Tan of the deep sea, Lao Wang of the river, Dan Huan 18 Ling! 】
"This forwarded version feels obviously more valuable than the domestic version." Cheng Ming said after reading the version forwarded to the Internet, he even thoughtfully added a translated rating post.
"This is pure cultural output! Master Lu and Zhang Xiaofei have both been trained. Foreigners can't understand it." Angel said with a smile.
"Anyway, I never get tired of Master Lu's jokes!" Abin also enjoyed watching it, and then he turned to something else.
"No! This G2 boss is so capable! He's still crazy about Aite LCK down there hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
I saw it, just below the rating post.
The boss of G2 is going crazy @LCK. Aite made a long list and output crazy face-to-face output.
It seems that the other party will not give up until he replies!
"Brother Cheng hasn't even made a move yet. Why is the boss of G2 even more excited than Brother Cheng? For those who don't know, he thought they had won." A Bin joked.
"Don't tell me, G2 is our fifth seed in LPL!"
"Hey, hey, LCK really responded!"
In fact, the public relations team hired by the LCK originally suggested that the best way to do this would be to pretend not to reply, or at least wait until the DWG game is over the day after tomorrow.
After all, there are only three teams in the LCK this year, but now two of them have been sent away by SN, and the deaths of each are worse than the last!
Samsung's score was 3:0, setting the record for the shortest single game, plus the shortest record for a match between two divisions.
Coupled with the disputes that occurred before the game, this can be said to be a shame for the hometown!
At this time, no matter how the LCK officials responded, they seemed so feeble.
The day after tomorrow, DWG faced the FLY team, which is almost universally recognized as the weakest team in the top eight. It is obviously a better choice for DWG to wait until then to regain the situation with a faster victory and then recover.
However, due to the crazy in-face output of the G2 boss, the LCK officials really couldn't bear it.
Of course, the reply is still under the operation of the public relations team.
【LCK:@Carlos】
[LCK: (View picture)]
The reply on the LCK official blog is a comic strip spliced together from the "Batman" comics.
The spliced content is probably that "Batman" was temporarily defeated by the "Joker", and the Joker was proud of himself.
Later, in "Batman", it was very painful to lose the two companions "Old Butler" and "Light Knight Harvey Dent", and he also received verbal criticism from countless "ignorant people".
But in the end, the righteous Batman will defeat the "Joker", send him back to prison, and become the final winner!
The meaning of this picture is actually very obvious.
"Batman" naturally refers to the LCK, or the only remaining DWG.
"Joker" naturally refers to SN, or G2.
As for the two lost "companions", they naturally refer to DRX and GEN.G who have returned home.
As soon as this tweet came out, LCK fans immediately started to join the group to cheer up and get excited, and even became united because of it!
【Who can laugh last! Who laughs best! 】
[What does this have to do with G2? Even if they can reach the semi-finals, DWG will kick them back to their hometown in Europe! 】
[No one really had any hope for those two things that swam back, right? This year was supposed to be the year of DWG’s dominance! The other teams are here to make up the numbers! 】
[Laughing, SN should first consider whether it can survive the semi-finals! Now it’s funny to open champagne at halftime and be carried away by one of our own people! 】
【clown! They're all clowns! 】
[LCK is like the Dark Knight Batman! We will put ourselves to death and survive! Justice will prevail! ! ! 】
Obviously, this metaphor of Batman and the Joker has successfully aroused the enthusiasm of fans to defend the division, and it even seems that they have actually replaced themselves as Batman.
It has to be said that the public relations team hired by LCK with a lot of money is still somewhat operational.
This way, I can retaliate and imply that SN and G2 are clowns. Although they can be proud for the moment, they will eventually fail.
Secondly, this kind of indirect reply makes it seem less defensive.
Thirdly, no matter what the other party says next, it can be regarded as the "Joker Carnival" in the middle of the movie, and as the righteous Batman, they only need to wait for the final outcome to settle.
The person in charge of the LCK official blog is very satisfied with the effect.
But at this moment, someone from the public relations team suddenly came running with a mobile phone.
On the phone screen is the latest long tweet from the Krd account.
【SN-Krd】
[@LCK: I just heard that a Korean with the surname Shakespeare and the prefix LCK changed careers and became Batman? 】
[By the way, Batman isn’t really called LCK, is he? If so, then I can prove it. It's true! I've seen it with my own eyes! 】
【He is very kind! I once saw a Korean Batman named LCK helping a confused child on the roadside! 】
"What does he mean by this? He turned against G2?" The person in charge of the LCK official blog looked at this and continued to scroll down with some confusion.
Available soon.
But he was almost so angry that his blood started to well up!
[Korean Batman asked the child: "Kid, kid, what are you looking for? I am the righteous LCK Batman! I can help you!"
The child raised his head slightly and said, "Anyway, they are not your parents."
The Korean Batman was stunned for a moment, then stood up silently and rushed towards a passerby next to him.
Korean Batman: "I just got hit, can you say something happy to me!?"
Passerby: "Of course no problem! Guess who I met today?"
Korean Batman: "Who! I know! You are happy because you met me, right?"
Passerby: "No, but they are not your parents anyway."
Korean Batman: "???"
Korean Batman: "Why! Do this to me! Why!"
Passerby: "Actually, I didn't want to. Someone was forcing me to do this behind my back."
Korean Batman: "Who! Tell me quickly! Who is it!"
Passerby: "It's not your parents anyway."
The Korean Batman named LCK is very sad.
He went to the home theater to watch a private movie, and then went to the Happy Reunion Restaurant to have an exclusive family dinner, but was very considerate and was charged a meal fee for three people as a sign of respect. 】
[There is also a brain teaser at the end]
[Q: What goes out with six legs and comes home with two legs? 】
[Answer: Batman’s family]
[@LCK, come on, Batman. 】
I just called myself a Batman LCK fan.
At this time, he became a real clown!
The last two chapters are 1W1 words. The extra 1K that is not charged will be considered as compensation, and if it is slow, it will not be counted as repayment. I am still sorry.
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(End of this chapter)
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