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Chapter 503: 32 Ways to Deal with Strangers
Chapter 503: Three or Two Ways to Deal with Strangers
Loyalty is a virtue, and even enemies will pay respect to those who possess this virtue. But if the object of loyalty is a very annoying, disgusting, and inhuman existence, then loyalty is troublesome.
"That eight-legged guy is not still loyal to Balder, is he? Sometimes, being able to change one's mind according to the situation and taking advantage of others' misfortune can be a good virtue!"
If the eight-legged horse intends to rescue Balder, it will be a huge problem. The fact that Balder has escaped from the one-eyed shell and has become the incarnation of the sun makes it impossible for Balder to escape from the Ouroboros.
"I have to admit now that the [FLAG God] you mentioned might really exist!" Chicken also realized the seriousness of the problem.
He thought that throwing the eight-legged warhorse into the underworld of Helheim would be enough to save his life, and he proudly thought that he was very smart and could think of such a solution. Isn't this a [FLAG]?
Isn't this the same type of thing as the city wall that the foreigners claim is absolutely impenetrable but is crushed to pieces by the Titan evil god, or the prison that is said to be so impenetrable that not even a mosquito can escape but is broken into all the time?
The chicken carried Blaze on its back and moved at high speed in Helm's underworld, and soon arrived at the Dagior River. The guardian of this river, the skeleton Modgud, crawled out of the crack under their undisguised huge movement and let out a deafening roar.
"Sorry, we're a little rushed!"
Chicken slid with Blaze and passed through the crotch of Skeleton Modgud. At the moment of passing through the crotch, Blaze took out [Misttin] and fired a shot between Skeleton Modgud's legs.
Don't get me wrong, Skeleton Modgud has no gender, and a crotch attack like this will not cause any extra damage. But this is the position that can cause the most damage, and the damage position is from the crotch to the top of the head, which will cause much more damage than shooting Skeleton Modgud directly.
The withered skeleton Modgud collapsed under an attack that went straight to his head. When Blaze looked back, he could see some misery from the withered skeleton Modgud.
After all, Dry Bones Modgud just wanted to go through the formalities and collect some tolls, not to take lives.
But the days of Drybone Modgud will probably be very difficult in the future, because its main guests - strangers - don't like to follow procedures at all.
Blaze thought about it, patted the chicken's neck, and asked the chicken to turn around.
"Since when did you like to humiliate the weak?"
"I thought about it, giving blood across the bridge is its job, which means blood is not a bribe to it." Blaze crossed his arms and said seriously, "In other words, it is just doing its job well, but it is beaten up again and again because of its appearance. Isn't this a bit bad?"
"A little bit. If it were me, I would definitely turn evil."
"Then I know all about this matter, and we have to solve it!"
Blaze got off the chicken, walked slowly to the front of Skeleton Modgud, raised his foot and stepped on the top of Skeleton Modgud's head in a very friendly manner to prevent this guy who seemed to have little sense from getting up and reincarnating.
"You will have many guests from other worlds in the future, and your current attitude will only make you a punching bag for them. As a weakling, you will be severely humiliated by them. So you need to change, so that at least you won't die so often!"
The bone Modgud couldn't speak, but it was extremely angry, because it was a regular gatekeeper and the defender of the ancient rules. You could insult it with your strength, but you couldn't teach it to do anything.
Isn't it the great lion, the messenger who returns the stars, the blind son of Odin, the friend of Hela, the murderer of light, the wolf who swallows the sun, the son of the moon, the inheritor of the dwarf's skills... can it really be taught to do things! ?
Rather, if it doesn't listen now, it will probably be in trouble!
Cara Cara - accompanied by a shattering sound, the withered skeleton Modgud turned into a mini version. Apart from the white beast skull, there was only a small cloak sewn with beast fur. The level also dropped to LV1 because most of the body disappeared.
"With your image... at least you won't be attacked by strangers in the first place." Blaze coughed lightly, pretended for a while, and began to give bad advice to Skeleton Modgud.
In fact, the Skeleton Modgud has no conflict with those who want to cross the bridge. If you want to cross, just give blood. The collected blood will be confiscated and used as the water of the [Dagioll River].
Just looking at the fact that the [Dagior River] is still like a canyon, it is clear that the work of Drybone Modgud is not easy. When foreigners come in the future, it will be even more difficult.
Withered Bone Modgud's idea is relatively simple, if they don't give it to him, he will just rob it. The stranger's countermeasures are even simpler, if they dare to fight, then they will fight.
Blaze thought he understood strangers quite well. They respected rules to a certain extent, but also didn't respect them very much.
For example, if you have to pay to enter the city, many foreigners will try to force their way in or sneak in.
But if there is a monster that requires a price to be paid before challenging it, the stranger will pay the price without even a second thought.
If the monster that requires a price to challenge appears harmless and acts as if it will fight only after a price is paid, then the stranger is an absolute rule-abiding person.
Blaze made a small handheld sign for Skeleton Modgud that read "Give me blood, I'll grow bigger and beat you up."
Blaze crossed his arms and looked at Skeleton Modgud holding the sign, feeling that something was missing. Chicken on the side showed an expression that said you are too naive, and gave Skeleton Modgud another sign.
[The more you give, the harder you beat]
As we all know, the stronger the stranger is, the more he likes to control his health to the point of almost dying. But this is difficult, and it is even more difficult to control it to 1HP, and Drybone Modgud can accurately absorb 1HP.
It is also well known that the more powerful the monster, the higher the probability of dropping rare materials.
In this way, although Skeleton Modgud will be beaten to death, his blood has been obtained, and the stranger below will be waiting to be sucked of his blood with anticipation, and will definitely not take the opportunity to escape across the bridge.
Happy to everyone!
But Blaze suddenly felt that this was not right. What if a stranger didn't want to give blood, or just walked past?
So Blazer prepared a huge sign with the terms written on it like a menu.
The top one says [Very Very Easy - Donate Blood 0%], the bottom one says [True Hero - 99%], and the hidden clause on the back says [100% chance of dropping Thousand Beast Skin Fragments, clear the level with 1HP!]
This way it’s truly foolproof!
Maybe the strangers will go crazy and donate blood to get the thousand beast skin fragments.
(End of this chapter)
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