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662 Catch ducks on shelves!
There is a saying that a rat droppings ruined a pot of soup, and there are so-called "black sheep". In Yu Xing's view, Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian, who are planning to perform magic tricks on stage, are this type of characters.
If the two of them really got their way today and became famous, how would the honest school spirit of Beijing University be corrupted by them!So for Beijing's grand plan... Uh, Yu Xing is not so great, the most important thing is to vent his anger for Qiao Ling, he must let Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian fail.
After making this plan, Yu Xing used his supersensory perception to fly over the freshmen in the front row to feel carefully what was on the table.
In the end, I didn’t perceive it, I didn’t know it, and I was shocked when I perceived it. In short, the table was full of poker, bouquets and so on.As for how the two mouse shits are going to do magic, Yuxing is going to observe and observe, anyway, 662 will catch the ducks on the shelves by then!It must be a big surprise for them.
Yu Xing leaned close to Qiaoling's ear and whispered, "Honey, I'll vent your anger on you later!"
Qiaoling was stunned for a moment, neither agreeing nor objecting.
"Huh?" Long Kong'er's little ears moved, his eyes rolled slyly, and he didn't say anything, but his little face was full of an expression of watching the show.
At this time, Zhang Zheng took out a handkerchief and put it on the table, then smiled at the audience and said, "Which classmate can come up for an inspection? See what's inside this handkerchief."
The freshmen below were scrambling to raise their hands, and there was a boy in the front row who ignored the rules and rushed to the stage, picked up the handkerchief, shook it, and announced loudly: "Huh? There is really nothing."
It's a pity that this boy's acting skills have been hidden from all the freshmen in the audience.But he couldn't hide it from Yu Xing.He clearly noticed that the boy on the stage exchanged glances with Zhang Zheng when he was checking the handkerchief.
Yu Xing thought to himself: "Is this too clumsy?" But the freshmen in the audience watched it with gusto.
Zhang Zheng took the handkerchief, waited for the boy to step down, spread it on the table again, clapped his hands together, and said triumphantly: "Everyone, watch out, the next moment is to witness the miracle."
Shit!
Yu Xing couldn't help but secretly despised him in his heart: "You fucking think you're Liu Qian? You learned a little trick 662 to drive ducks to the shelves! Just do this, and you can witness miracles!"
Playing tricks, Zhang Zheng pointed to the handkerchief, and said slowly: "Get up-up-" Dogleg Kang Jian immediately opened his hands, circling around the handkerchief.Typical confusion.
Then, everyone was surprised to find that the middle of the handkerchief seemed to be slowly pushed up by something, and finally it got higher and higher.It didn't stop until the handkerchief was fully lifted up, causing the audience in the audience to gasp involuntarily, and even the freshmen in the front row turned sideways to peek at what was under the handkerchief.
At this time, Zhang Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand to uncover the handkerchief, and shouted: "Dangdang, a miracle happened!"
The sentient beings took a closer look and found that Zhang Zheng had a bouquet of roses in his hand at some point.
The audience immediately applauded, even Qiaoling was no exception.
I have to say that Zhang Zheng's little magic performance is really good.No one actually saw the mechanism of this magic.
Of course, Yuxing is an exception. He has already seen through the entire mechanism of Zhang Zheng's magic, but he just hides the things to be changed in advance, and then takes them out in a very fast way in order.As for Zhang Zheng's loud announcement and even Kang Jian's flurry of hands, they were all just a cover-up to divert the audience's attention.
Knowing this, a sneer appeared at the corner of Yu Xing's mouth.
Therefore, when Zhang Zheng threw away the roses and wanted to play another "stunt" of poker, he was surprised to find the thrown chopsticks.After playing this, his little magic tricks were unexpected again and again.The things I don't want often come out by themselves, and the things I want can't be obtained no matter what.
The more mistakes Zhang Zheng made, the more Zhang Zheng wanted to make up for his mistakes, and the more he wanted to continue acting, his mentality became similar to that of a gambler who is in a hurry to lose.Kang Jian reminded him a few times but he couldn't listen to it. As a result, the more he acted, the more mistakes he made.In the end, the stunt of flying chopsticks became Flying Rubik's Cube, and once they flew, there were two of them, one with all six faces messed up, and the other with all six faces with the same color.
Seeing these two fifth-order Rubik's cubes of the same size, the freshmen below couldn't see that the joke that Zhang Zheng reported that he wanted to turn the Rubik's cube extremely quickly but ran out of poker was a complete hoax.
If magic is not exposed, it is called magic; if it is exposed, it is called deception.Seeing this, all the freshmen booed one after another, Zhang Zheng's success in performing the rose magic trick fell to the bottom in an instant, and there was no chance of recovery.
Qiaoling was also stunned, suddenly remembered something, and then looked at Yu Xing, and found that his face was full of sneers, so she asked in a low voice: "Honey, is it your fault?"
Seeing Long Konger also looking over, Yu Xing, who was about to speak, immediately changed the sound transmission: "Honey, what do you think?"
Qiaoling didn't transmit the sound, she wrinkled her nose and replied, "Hmph, I think it must be!"
"You say yes!"
In fact, this time Yu Xing used a tasteless specialty that was added after breaking through 3 mental power-controlling objects with mind power.In the past, Yuxing used supernatural powers or boundary forces to capture objects in the air, but after his mental value reached [-], he could transfer objects just by thinking, and even choke people's throats. Ability or boundary power should be increased a little faster.Although this specialty may not be useful in real fights, it is better than nothing, and it is good to use it to seduce people from time to time.After all, even a [-]s-level master who is sensitive to supernatural powers, it is not so easy to discover the existence of mind power (a variant of mental power).
Qiaoling regained her spirits immediately, and changed her voice transmission: "Honey, what did you do? Can you teach me?"
"Want to learn? Then go back and practice double cultivation with me more often!" Yu Xingmei said with a "se" dance.
"You're going to die!" Qiao Ling blushed pretty, and twisted Yu Xing's waist violently, causing him to howl like a wolf in pain.
Long Kong'er beside him was confused, and wondered, "Sister Ling, what are you and K University doing?"
How could Qiaoling let her know the private conversation between the couple, she quickly waved her hand and said, "No, nothing!"
Long Kong'er's already nimble eyes wandered a few times, as if he believed Qiaoling's nonsense, he stood up and said, "Sister Ling, I'm going to sing, don't leave, I'll let you watch a really good show later!" After finishing, she glanced at Yu Xing meaningfully, and then walked out through the back door.
Qiaoling only thought that Long Konger was talking about her own singing show, and didn't pay much attention to it, but Yu Xing felt something different from the look of Long Konger before he left.
Just at this time, Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian were coming down from the stage in despair.After two shows failed, the hostess returned to the stage with some embarrassment, and announced: "The following is the last show of the first half of the welcome meeting, "Invisible Wings", performed by Long Konger!"
Hearing the word "Long Kong'er", the noisy audience immediately stopped.
Who is Long Kong'er?That is the flower of the grade recognized by their freshmen. Being able to major in accounting and information technology, this group of animals really feel that they are very popular. Naturally, no one dares to dismantle the stage of the grade flower.Before anyone could enter through the front door, a group of animals clapped their hands loudly.
Afterwards, Long Kong'er came in through the front door. The long hair in front of her forehead and the shawl were all coiled on her head. There was no makeup on her small face. The very cool and thin silver trench coat makes people feel extremely cold.This look, this figure, and this figure alone sang the song several streets away, and the audience in the audience sold her account of this look, and the applause was even more enthusiastic.
After taking the stage, Long Kong'er snapped his fingers to the brother in charge of sound effects.
That guy had already found the soundtrack of the song "Invisible Wings" on the computer. After receiving Long Kong'er's instructions, he said very sao: "Music, let's go!" Immediately, the 5.1 channel In the Edifier c6, there was a door-to-door music.
"Every time, I was strong in wandering and lonely... Every time, even if I was very hurt, I didn't shed tears... I know, I always have a pair of invisible wings... Take me to fly, fly over despair..."
Maybe it's because of the genetics of Longming. Long Kong'er has a long breath, and rarely takes breaths when singing. Even if he wants to change, he changes it during the interlude. In this way, the feeling of the whole song sounds much stronger than the original singing. In addition, her voice is so clear and beautiful, like pearls falling on a jade plate, and the tactful part is like a gurgling stream, which brings people a sense of softness and comfort. Coupled with her cold and slightly sad eyes, the animals in the big classroom immediately I was captured by her weeping singing, I couldn't help but my thoughts wandered, and I began to swim in the ocean of yy.
Even those pork chop girls who were so envious and jealous of Long Kong'er tapped the beat and hummed the lyrics.By the end, the audience seemed to be still awake.Although this is a good thing, it is a bit embarrassing.
In the end, it was Yu Xing who took the lead in applauding, which woke up the audience like a drum in the evening. All the freshmen present began to applaud desperately, embarrassing the male and female hosts who had always wanted to go on stage to announce the end of the first half of the orientation meeting. .
At this moment, Long Kong'er's popularity in the venue could be said to have reached its peak, but she had no intention of stepping down at all, the applause gradually fell, and everyone obviously noticed this problem.
Some yellers even tilted their mouths and shouted: "Long Kong'er, play another song!"
Now the whole audience was in chaos, and the shouts of "one more song" kept coming and going, very lively.
Long Kong'er pressed down with both hands, signaling for everyone to be quiet, and the audience immediately fell silent, wanting to hear what she had to say.
After slapping the microphone twice, Long Kong'er said with a slight smile: "Of course it's no problem if I sing another song, but I don't know if I will waste everyone's time?"
All the animals in the field said in unison: "No delay!"
"But I have a small request, can I invite my senior sister to come up and sing this song together?" Long Kong'er smiled and looked at Yu Xing and his wife from a distance.
The animals were all focused on the stage before, and they didn't pay attention to the arrival of the three Yuxing.At this time, they followed Long Konger's line of sight and found a different kind of scenery behind the venue - the second super beauty, Qiaoling, whose appearance was even slightly better than that of Long Konger on the stage.As for the handsome Guo Yuxing next to Qiaoling, he was automatically ignored.
At this time, Yu Xing almost turned his nose out of anger, and he finally understood what Long Konger meant by "a good show".
If the two of them really got their way today and became famous, how would the honest school spirit of Beijing University be corrupted by them!So for Beijing's grand plan... Uh, Yu Xing is not so great, the most important thing is to vent his anger for Qiao Ling, he must let Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian fail.
After making this plan, Yu Xing used his supersensory perception to fly over the freshmen in the front row to feel carefully what was on the table.
In the end, I didn’t perceive it, I didn’t know it, and I was shocked when I perceived it. In short, the table was full of poker, bouquets and so on.As for how the two mouse shits are going to do magic, Yuxing is going to observe and observe, anyway, 662 will catch the ducks on the shelves by then!It must be a big surprise for them.
Yu Xing leaned close to Qiaoling's ear and whispered, "Honey, I'll vent your anger on you later!"
Qiaoling was stunned for a moment, neither agreeing nor objecting.
"Huh?" Long Kong'er's little ears moved, his eyes rolled slyly, and he didn't say anything, but his little face was full of an expression of watching the show.
At this time, Zhang Zheng took out a handkerchief and put it on the table, then smiled at the audience and said, "Which classmate can come up for an inspection? See what's inside this handkerchief."
The freshmen below were scrambling to raise their hands, and there was a boy in the front row who ignored the rules and rushed to the stage, picked up the handkerchief, shook it, and announced loudly: "Huh? There is really nothing."
It's a pity that this boy's acting skills have been hidden from all the freshmen in the audience.But he couldn't hide it from Yu Xing.He clearly noticed that the boy on the stage exchanged glances with Zhang Zheng when he was checking the handkerchief.
Yu Xing thought to himself: "Is this too clumsy?" But the freshmen in the audience watched it with gusto.
Zhang Zheng took the handkerchief, waited for the boy to step down, spread it on the table again, clapped his hands together, and said triumphantly: "Everyone, watch out, the next moment is to witness the miracle."
Shit!
Yu Xing couldn't help but secretly despised him in his heart: "You fucking think you're Liu Qian? You learned a little trick 662 to drive ducks to the shelves! Just do this, and you can witness miracles!"
Playing tricks, Zhang Zheng pointed to the handkerchief, and said slowly: "Get up-up-" Dogleg Kang Jian immediately opened his hands, circling around the handkerchief.Typical confusion.
Then, everyone was surprised to find that the middle of the handkerchief seemed to be slowly pushed up by something, and finally it got higher and higher.It didn't stop until the handkerchief was fully lifted up, causing the audience in the audience to gasp involuntarily, and even the freshmen in the front row turned sideways to peek at what was under the handkerchief.
At this time, Zhang Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand to uncover the handkerchief, and shouted: "Dangdang, a miracle happened!"
The sentient beings took a closer look and found that Zhang Zheng had a bouquet of roses in his hand at some point.
The audience immediately applauded, even Qiaoling was no exception.
I have to say that Zhang Zheng's little magic performance is really good.No one actually saw the mechanism of this magic.
Of course, Yuxing is an exception. He has already seen through the entire mechanism of Zhang Zheng's magic, but he just hides the things to be changed in advance, and then takes them out in a very fast way in order.As for Zhang Zheng's loud announcement and even Kang Jian's flurry of hands, they were all just a cover-up to divert the audience's attention.
Knowing this, a sneer appeared at the corner of Yu Xing's mouth.
Therefore, when Zhang Zheng threw away the roses and wanted to play another "stunt" of poker, he was surprised to find the thrown chopsticks.After playing this, his little magic tricks were unexpected again and again.The things I don't want often come out by themselves, and the things I want can't be obtained no matter what.
The more mistakes Zhang Zheng made, the more Zhang Zheng wanted to make up for his mistakes, and the more he wanted to continue acting, his mentality became similar to that of a gambler who is in a hurry to lose.Kang Jian reminded him a few times but he couldn't listen to it. As a result, the more he acted, the more mistakes he made.In the end, the stunt of flying chopsticks became Flying Rubik's Cube, and once they flew, there were two of them, one with all six faces messed up, and the other with all six faces with the same color.
Seeing these two fifth-order Rubik's cubes of the same size, the freshmen below couldn't see that the joke that Zhang Zheng reported that he wanted to turn the Rubik's cube extremely quickly but ran out of poker was a complete hoax.
If magic is not exposed, it is called magic; if it is exposed, it is called deception.Seeing this, all the freshmen booed one after another, Zhang Zheng's success in performing the rose magic trick fell to the bottom in an instant, and there was no chance of recovery.
Qiaoling was also stunned, suddenly remembered something, and then looked at Yu Xing, and found that his face was full of sneers, so she asked in a low voice: "Honey, is it your fault?"
Seeing Long Konger also looking over, Yu Xing, who was about to speak, immediately changed the sound transmission: "Honey, what do you think?"
Qiaoling didn't transmit the sound, she wrinkled her nose and replied, "Hmph, I think it must be!"
"You say yes!"
In fact, this time Yu Xing used a tasteless specialty that was added after breaking through 3 mental power-controlling objects with mind power.In the past, Yuxing used supernatural powers or boundary forces to capture objects in the air, but after his mental value reached [-], he could transfer objects just by thinking, and even choke people's throats. Ability or boundary power should be increased a little faster.Although this specialty may not be useful in real fights, it is better than nothing, and it is good to use it to seduce people from time to time.After all, even a [-]s-level master who is sensitive to supernatural powers, it is not so easy to discover the existence of mind power (a variant of mental power).
Qiaoling regained her spirits immediately, and changed her voice transmission: "Honey, what did you do? Can you teach me?"
"Want to learn? Then go back and practice double cultivation with me more often!" Yu Xingmei said with a "se" dance.
"You're going to die!" Qiao Ling blushed pretty, and twisted Yu Xing's waist violently, causing him to howl like a wolf in pain.
Long Kong'er beside him was confused, and wondered, "Sister Ling, what are you and K University doing?"
How could Qiaoling let her know the private conversation between the couple, she quickly waved her hand and said, "No, nothing!"
Long Kong'er's already nimble eyes wandered a few times, as if he believed Qiaoling's nonsense, he stood up and said, "Sister Ling, I'm going to sing, don't leave, I'll let you watch a really good show later!" After finishing, she glanced at Yu Xing meaningfully, and then walked out through the back door.
Qiaoling only thought that Long Konger was talking about her own singing show, and didn't pay much attention to it, but Yu Xing felt something different from the look of Long Konger before he left.
Just at this time, Zhang Zheng and Kang Jian were coming down from the stage in despair.After two shows failed, the hostess returned to the stage with some embarrassment, and announced: "The following is the last show of the first half of the welcome meeting, "Invisible Wings", performed by Long Konger!"
Hearing the word "Long Kong'er", the noisy audience immediately stopped.
Who is Long Kong'er?That is the flower of the grade recognized by their freshmen. Being able to major in accounting and information technology, this group of animals really feel that they are very popular. Naturally, no one dares to dismantle the stage of the grade flower.Before anyone could enter through the front door, a group of animals clapped their hands loudly.
Afterwards, Long Kong'er came in through the front door. The long hair in front of her forehead and the shawl were all coiled on her head. There was no makeup on her small face. The very cool and thin silver trench coat makes people feel extremely cold.This look, this figure, and this figure alone sang the song several streets away, and the audience in the audience sold her account of this look, and the applause was even more enthusiastic.
After taking the stage, Long Kong'er snapped his fingers to the brother in charge of sound effects.
That guy had already found the soundtrack of the song "Invisible Wings" on the computer. After receiving Long Kong'er's instructions, he said very sao: "Music, let's go!" Immediately, the 5.1 channel In the Edifier c6, there was a door-to-door music.
"Every time, I was strong in wandering and lonely... Every time, even if I was very hurt, I didn't shed tears... I know, I always have a pair of invisible wings... Take me to fly, fly over despair..."
Maybe it's because of the genetics of Longming. Long Kong'er has a long breath, and rarely takes breaths when singing. Even if he wants to change, he changes it during the interlude. In this way, the feeling of the whole song sounds much stronger than the original singing. In addition, her voice is so clear and beautiful, like pearls falling on a jade plate, and the tactful part is like a gurgling stream, which brings people a sense of softness and comfort. Coupled with her cold and slightly sad eyes, the animals in the big classroom immediately I was captured by her weeping singing, I couldn't help but my thoughts wandered, and I began to swim in the ocean of yy.
Even those pork chop girls who were so envious and jealous of Long Kong'er tapped the beat and hummed the lyrics.By the end, the audience seemed to be still awake.Although this is a good thing, it is a bit embarrassing.
In the end, it was Yu Xing who took the lead in applauding, which woke up the audience like a drum in the evening. All the freshmen present began to applaud desperately, embarrassing the male and female hosts who had always wanted to go on stage to announce the end of the first half of the orientation meeting. .
At this moment, Long Kong'er's popularity in the venue could be said to have reached its peak, but she had no intention of stepping down at all, the applause gradually fell, and everyone obviously noticed this problem.
Some yellers even tilted their mouths and shouted: "Long Kong'er, play another song!"
Now the whole audience was in chaos, and the shouts of "one more song" kept coming and going, very lively.
Long Kong'er pressed down with both hands, signaling for everyone to be quiet, and the audience immediately fell silent, wanting to hear what she had to say.
After slapping the microphone twice, Long Kong'er said with a slight smile: "Of course it's no problem if I sing another song, but I don't know if I will waste everyone's time?"
All the animals in the field said in unison: "No delay!"
"But I have a small request, can I invite my senior sister to come up and sing this song together?" Long Kong'er smiled and looked at Yu Xing and his wife from a distance.
The animals were all focused on the stage before, and they didn't pay attention to the arrival of the three Yuxing.At this time, they followed Long Konger's line of sight and found a different kind of scenery behind the venue - the second super beauty, Qiaoling, whose appearance was even slightly better than that of Long Konger on the stage.As for the handsome Guo Yuxing next to Qiaoling, he was automatically ignored.
At this time, Yu Xing almost turned his nose out of anger, and he finally understood what Long Konger meant by "a good show".
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