Releasing animals earns merit, why does it not count if I release Godzilla?
Chapter 8? Are you driving?
Chapter 8? Are you driving?
On the road, a man was riding a large bison galloping down the street.
"Drip drip!"
"His grandma, what are you doing in front?!"
A road-rage driver looked at the car that was not moving forward, stuck his head out and cursed.
But as soon as he cursed, he saw a bison rushing over from the gap between the vehicles, and there was a person riding on it.
Seeing that he was about to rush over, he jerked his head back.
"What was that just now? Why the hell is there a bison?!"
It can be said that the place where Su Bai passed by riding a bison caused countless commotions.
This scene attracted countless people to take photos.
A young man who had just left the countryside and came to Houhai City widened his eyes after seeing this.
"Is this... Houhai City? Grandma didn't lie to me. As expected, you can see everything in the city!"
There were even many children who were frightened to tears after seeing it.
Who in the right mind has ever seen such a scene?
"Oh my god, this anchor is so fierce!"
"The anchor has been galloping on a bison for forty minutes, and he is still extremely calm!"
"It's so scary just to look at it, and the anchor hasn't been scared to tears yet!"
"What a big heart this is, I'm scared just looking at it!"
"..."
I thought that Su Bai would be thrown out or rescued in ten minutes.
But no one expected that forty minutes had passed and Su Bai was still safe and sound.
He even rode the bison very calmly and said he was going to release it.
Su Bai moved closer to his mobile phone and shouted passionately: "Dear audience gentlemen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to accumulate merit. Please give me some rewards!"
The next second, gifts appeared in the live broadcast room again.
"I'll go, there's really a big boss buying gifts!"
"This kind of scene is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so what if I give you a small reward?"
"Amitabha, my merit money has been swiped in!"
"This is because you are afraid that the anchor will stop!"
"..."
Even though they have watched it for so long, the audience is still amazed.
Jiang Lin was holding her mobile phone and watching the live broadcast.
Looking at the contents, Jiang Lin felt like her lungs were going to explode.
After several years of working in the industry, this was the first time she encountered such a strange thing.
Others tried so hard to save him, but he was still there calling me to give him gifts!
Forget it, this kid really wants to release his life and accumulate merit. He is crazy!
"This kid is really mentally ill, isn't he! When I catch you, I will send you to a mental hospital as soon as possible!" Jiang Lin murmured through gritted teeth.
The more he watched this, the more angry he became.
It can be seen from the live broadcast alone that this incident will definitely cause a sensation!
At that time, she didn't know how to report to the superiors.
And Su Bai didn't even know that there were people who hated him so deeply that he didn't care even if he knew.
After noticing the route ahead, Su Bai quickly shouted: "Brother Niu, turn left ahead!"
The audience in the live broadcast room almost burst out laughing when they heard this.
"It's so funny that the anchor is so stunned that he actually talks to a cow!"
"I'm used to it. The anchor is already a typical bastard!"
"I really thought that freeing animals could help me communicate with cows! If it really worked, I would go and release animals."
"Wait, look!"
"..."
Just when everyone was having fun complaining, they suddenly saw the cow actually turning left after arriving at the intersection.
audience:?
Jiang Lin over there:?
All police:?
"Ah?! What's going on!"
"Is that outrageous? The current bison has reached the ultimate evolution of Agumon?"
"How did you do this?! Am I crazy or the world is crazy!"
"I knew this world was fake, otherwise how could anyone be able to communicate with the bison!"
"..."
At this moment, many viewers were shocked to pieces. Even the police officers who were watching the live broadcast were in tears.
It is true that there are many domesticated cattle that can understand human speech, but this is a bison!
This is as outrageous as if an alien came from the sky one day and the family was able to come forward and communicate fluently.
But what they didn't notice was that Su Bai used his left hand to point the direction to the bison.
Jiang Lin rubbed her eyes and shook her head in disbelief.
"What happened?" After a moment, she suddenly came back to her senses: "No, I was actually led astray by a lunatic, and I actually thought he could communicate with bison?!"
Thinking of this, Jiang Lin took out the walkie-talkie from her waist and said, "If there are any colleagues majoring in psychology here, come over to me immediately."
She has thought clearly that if she wants to solve this matter, she must find out what the psychopath is thinking.
Only in this way can we start from the focus of the disease, and the best person to deal with mental illness is a psychological expert.
After a while, the psychological police came to Jiang Lin.
"What do you think of Su Bai's situation?" Jiang Lin got straight to the point.
After the psychologist pondered for a moment, he said: "Based on his age and behavior, this should be due to mental stimulation, so he placed his hope on the release of life, so it is abnormal!"
Jiang Lin couldn't help but nodded secretly when she heard this. In fact, this kind of mentality is similar to escaping reality, but it's not as serious.
After seeing Jiang Lin nodding, the psychologist continued: "Furthermore, according to my analysis, the patient will definitely forget some basic common sense, so he just hung up the phone when we communicated on the phone!"
"Yes, that's what I analyzed just now!" I have to say that after hearing this, Jiang Lin even agreed with the psychologist's words.
"So now we just need to use some lame lies, maybe we can trick him into cooperating with our work!" The psychologist said his conclusion.
But just when Jiang Lin was about to make a decision, she suddenly noticed the live broadcast on her mobile phone.
In the picture, Su Bai seemed to have discovered something. While lying on the cow, he kept taking something out of his trouser pocket with his left hand.
After a while, Su Bai's eyes lit up and he took out five dollars directly from it.
After switching my phone to my left hand, I happened to pass by a roadside stall selling steamed buns.
"No need to look for it, boss!" Su Bai yelled and threw out the five yuan in his hand, and grabbed two meat buns from the cage.
This set of movements was done smoothly and smoothly, and it could be seen from the moment he paid for it that Su Bai had already planned to make two buns to eat.
!!!
"That's so outrageous. Was I dazzled just now? Why did I see the anchor riding a bull and bought two buns?!"
"What a top-notch outrageous operation, this is so awesome!"
"Coach, teach me, I want to learn too!"
"I can't even learn this shit myself!"
"..."
Netizens praised this scene repeatedly.
Who would have thought that Su Bai could buy and eat steamed buns while riding a bull?
This is so outrageous!
Looking at this scene, Jiang Lin's mouth twitched and her expression became extremely weird.
Is this called losing common sense? Who is a good person who loses common sense and still buys things for money? And also tip.
Now she is beginning to question whether Su Bai is simply short-sighted!
"Didi... report! The other party is about to enter the suburbs. According to observations, there are a lot of woods and swamps in the area!"
At this moment, a rapid report came from the intercom.
"Entering the suburbs?!" After hearing this, Jiang Lin became anxious instantly.
The reason why they are still able to capture Su Bai's traces is because there are cameras.
Once entering the suburbs, there was no way to determine Su Bai's location.
"Hurry up and find a way to track it!" Jiang Lin could only shout through the intercom through gritted teeth.
Although Jiang Lin kept watching the live broadcast, she eventually lost track of him without any specific reference.
Outside the suburbs.
"Moo! (Stop!)"
After learning how to bray, Su Bai continued: "Brake the brakes."
"The anchor finally realized he was afraid and actually shouted brakes!"
"You must be scared out of your mind. This is a bull. You should scream!"
"It was all a coincidence before, but the anchor really believed it?"
"If this could stop, I would..."
But the next second, an incredible scene happened.
The bison actually stopped.
audience:……
(End of this chapter)
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