Myth: Just become a polite scum, Yang Chan comes to visit

Chapter 27 Bah, -year-old →_→ (please vote for me)
Lin Bei's house watched Lin Bei leave.

Bai Mudan's eyebrows were slightly disappointed.

Although I joined this big family, I didn't have the glory and wealth I thought I had before joining, and I didn't get any good treatment. My life was even worse than when I was in a brothel.

But Bai Mudan is already very satisfied.

Although I have to worry about trivial things on weekdays, I really feel like I am alive.

Only those who have actually entered a brothel can know what kind of hard life it is.

You have to prepare your skills at night and work for at least four hours a night!

The skin on my fingers was broken, there were blood blisters on my feet, I drank until my stomach hurt, and I still had to brace myself up to continue the next day.

You also have to avoid being taken advantage of by some unruly guests at all times, and live in fear every day.

Today's days are duller, but they also feel more alive.

Even when serving the adults to dress and eat, the adults clearly refuse with their mouths but are very honest with their bodies.

Even if I have to argue with that woman Gu Gu more or less every day.

This is what living is like~
"When can I get closer to adults like Aunt He?"

Bai Mudan frowned and muttered expectantly.

The relationship is close, and she also wants to get more attention.

After cleaning up her family affairs, Bai Mudan wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, found a net and fished out the small conches in the water tank.

"With such a big conch, if you pop it with green onions and feed it to adults, it will definitely replenish your health."

The shell of the little conch trembled suddenly, and it was so frightened that it almost transformed into a human form. Through the thick shell, its small body shrank into the conch shell and trembled uncontrollably.

fear!

Even though Lin Bei might have had bad intentions when he saved him before, he had Bai Mudan to compare him with.

Suddenly, in the little conch's perception, even Lin Bei became amiable.

"My lord does care about this little conch."

Hearing Bai Mudan's words, the little conch hiding under the shell nodded wildly in response.

That's right, your adults will blame you if you eat me!

And my meat doesn’t taste good either, it’s woody and old!
"Puff~"

The little conch was thrown back into the water tank, and the little conch couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.

I finally don’t have to worry about this woman anymore!

"I'll go to the market later and buy the same one!"

Bai Mudan spoke, and the little conch who had just breathed a sigh of relief suddenly opened his eyes.

Buy the exact same one?

No, what do you want as a woman? !

If you admit death, you have to put me in the pot, right?

The king of hell will shed three pounds of tears when he looks at you!

It wasn't until Bai Mudan left that the little conch weakly stretched its head out of the shell.

"Demon devil!"

This woman is definitely the enemy of my life that I have ever seen!
The most important thing is that every time he is grabbed by the throat by this woman, all the demonic power in his body is almost completely suppressed and he cannot resist at all.

This feeling is not only experienced by Bai Mudan.

Bai Mudan, the woman named He, and Lin Bei.

The three ordinary humans in this room all gave themselves this feeling.

He is just a little conch!
Who knew the human world could be so terrifying?
The turtle mother-in-law in the sea once told me before that she must be careful of practitioners in the human world.

If you are accidentally captured, you may be made into seafood porridge~
Granny Turtle also said that mortals in the human world are very weak, and when they go back this time, they must slap them in the face with what they know!
Thinking of this, the little conch felt a little proud.

That's right, the little conch is planning to run away~
He was originally chased by the fire dragon, so he hid here.

Who knew there was a white peony~
That devil is much scarier than the fire dragon, she eats monsters!
The fire dragon is nothing more than a fire dragon. Thinking of this, the little conch couldn't help but blush.

Well, although fire dragons also eat demons, they specialize in eating banshees~
Monster~
The main theme is an abstraction, because no one knows what those sperms are~
His little head popped up, and his little hands kept filling his shell with water.

After a while, almost half of the water in the tank was stored in the conch shell.

This is the way the conch demon stores water. Some conch demons who are not sufficiently cultivated probably do this.

The demonic power covers her body and turns into a colorful long skirt that looks like a shell.

"Bah, I will never come to this place again!"

The little conch spat lightly, his face filled with happiness.

Who would be happy to be here if you are on tenterhooks all day~
Whoever stays here is a dog!

He was humming a little tune and was about to leave, but his body remained silent. "Amitabha, this poor monk didn't expect that there is a goblin hidden in Lin Bei's house!"

The terrifying Buddha's light shrouded the little conch, causing the little conch's body to suddenly freeze in place, with an unprecedented look of horror on his face!
Monk, this is definitely the human monk that Granny Turtle said.

Play with eggs!

If you want to be cooked into seafood porridge, you will die~
A strong sense of dizziness hit him for a moment, and the little conch's eyes turned white.

"Amitabha, how about I give you a blessing?"

The little conch, who was already half-conscious, forced himself to recover again, and a look of surprise flashed across his baby-fat face.

good fortune?

Am I about to take off?
Although I had my doubts, it seemed that I had no choice now.

"My lord, if you have any orders, just ask!"

It was only at this time that the little conch clearly saw the figure of the person coming.

It was a chubby little monk, about two-thirds of his height. He looked quite good-looking, but the aura around him was extremely terrifying, no weaker than the fire dragon he had come into contact with before.

"Amitabha, you little demon is quite sensible. It just so happens that my plan is missing a banshee, and it's you~"

The smile on Faxiang's face became more and more kind, and at the next moment, an idea suddenly entered the little conch's mind.

The little conch was startled.

The explanation of this memory is also very simple. Let Xiao Conch seduce Lin Bei as a woman at night.

"When the time comes, just scream, attract everyone to watch, and let Lin Bei be targeted by thousands of people!"

The Dharma Prime Minister smiled confidently.

After Lin Bei was accused by Qian Fu, he would use Buddhist enlightenment to save him.

Nature will take its course.

Small conch.
No, this monk is so poisonous!

Instinctively, I don't want to accept this task. Although I haven't been happy with Lin Bei and others these days, I still like this place quite a lot.

"I'm afraid the little demon can't do it alone~"

The little conch looked at the big monk timidly.

"Amitabha, I was already prepared, but I saw a fellow practitioner on the street. He will help you!"

As he spoke, a young figure slowly walked out from behind Fa Xiang.

The little conch's pupils shrank, he had seen this person before.

"Thank you, Master, for helping me remember all the things in my past life. If it hadn't been for Master Ma Liang, I would have had to work as a coolie for the county magistrate on the street!"

The person coming was none other than Ma Liang.

He was painting on the street, and his hands were almost useless. This great monk was also proficient in Buddhist techniques. The ease of recalling the past allowed Ma Liang to regain some of his cultivation.

"Fellow Taoist Ma will help you. Do you have any questions?"

"The little demon agreed!"

"Ma Liang is fully responsible for this matter!"

For an instant, Ma Liang and the little conch looked at each other, and immediately turned away as if they were disgusted.

Bah, traitor→_→

Bah, Erwuzi, (ˉ▽￣~)cut~~
He didn't know what the two of them were thinking, but the wrinkles on their faces almost squeezed together when they heard them agree at the same time.

At the same time, Huashui County Yamen.

The dilapidated Huishui County Yamen now carries with it a vague and unfamiliar wave as the sound of the gavel sounded.

It is majestic and upright, as if all evil spirits cannot get close to it.

"Brother Lin, what are you doing?"

"We must send someone to arrest those two warlocks!"

Han Xiangzi smiled proudly.

Finally I can vent my anger.

"I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in exchange was alienation. Stop pretending, I'm showing my cards!"

柳毅
Han Xiangzi Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
"Crack~"

"Who is this person in the hall and why are you suing me? Please tell me quickly!"

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