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Chapter 34: Taking a shower on the spot! (Two in one, please read~)
Forget about RNG fans going against the grain.

The key is that the operation of the official blog is also stupid.

"The strongest all-Chinese squad in history, EDG, are you scared?"

Seeing the copy posted by the RNG official blog operation, passers-by were dumbfounded, let alone EDG fans.

afraid?
Afraid of Nima!

Damn it, have you ever won a game with the strongest all-Chinese squad in history?

Marketing the All-China Class, have you made your own marketing stupid?

RNG's official blog was criticized until the comment area was closed, and then a new picture was posted to calm the anger of the audience.

Mainly, the audience didn't understand RNG's operation.

If Nest wins over EDG, it would make sense to put this copy.

After all, you really won, and the marketing of the all-China class is just a means to attract traffic, and everyone can understand it.

But damn, you can’t win the game against EDG, you’re crazy about AG in the training matches, and I’m like, “Are you scared?” What do you have that makes people scared? Just because your face is the reddest?
As RNG's official blog deleted the copy in despair, the audience's anger gradually subsided.

Of course, everyone is holding back their anger.

Whoever loses this BO5 will be severely punished.

After EDG loses, they will accept divine punishment.

And RNG will naturally stage a scene that is despised by thousands of people.

……

As the clock reaches 5 o'clock, both teams enter the stage!
EDG's starting lineup has not changed at all compared to Nest, including top laner Mian, jungler Clearlove7, mid laner Scout, bottom laner Zet, and support laner Meiko.

The starters on RNG's side are naturally the strongest all-Chinese squad they have ever promoted, including top laner Letme, jungler mlxg, mid laner xiaohu, bottom laner Uzi, and support team Ming.

Although some people in hz said that the strongest all-China class has never been the replacement of anyone from Suke Nakano, but because of the existence of the god at the shooter position.

But RNG's marketing has become a god.

This time it is not the strongest all-China class, it has to be.

Entrance of both players.

The loud voices of RNG fans heightened the atmosphere of the entire venue to the extreme.

I have to say, this group of people is crazy.

As for e-sports, the keywords "crazy" and "passionate" are naturally indispensable.

I don’t know whether the game is won or not, but RNG fans have already won first.

As the atmosphere of the scene heightened, the expressions of each player on both sides were different.

On the RNG side, Letme and Ming were a little nervous.

They had never seen such a big scene before.

Obviously, they did not expect that the marketing of the All-China Class would allow them to attract so many fans.

mlxg and xiaohu have a relatively positive mentality and are relatively calm.

Uzi is the one who laughs the most.

He enjoyed the cheers from the fans.

Here in EDG, when Mian appears on the road, he comes with actions.

Place your left hand under your back and your right hand above your right shoulder, clenching your fist and swinging it up and down.

Everyone who has taken a shower knows this action...

Jiang Mian put on a great show, taking a bath on the spot!

There's nothing more lethal than a big shot in the face.

The action of taking a bath instantly caused EDG fans to celebrate!
[Holy shit, I thought Jiang Mian would only talk about it online. Is he serious? 】

[Take care, Cotton God, after the game, GSL won’t be able to skin you? 】

[He’s already taking a shower, what’s the upper limit of his humor? 】

While EDG fans were laughing, RNG fans were stunned.

Didn’t Jiang Mian reconcile with Uzi?

Why are you still mocking?

……

The camera shows Uzi smiling in front of the screen.

The direction he turned his head was exactly where Jiang Mian appeared.

True fans of RNG were immediately relieved.

Uzi laughed.

It shows that Jiang Mian is just doing his job to make everyone happy.

In addition to HZ and gsl heading towards the truth, RNG's true fans who were about to reveal the truth instantly fell into the quagmire again.

When the camera turned back to Jiang Mian's camera, Uzi saw Jiang Mian's movements out of the corner of his eye.

Shower on site...

I went to take a shower……

Damn you!
Why does this person rub against anything?

How disgusting!

Uzi, who was originally in a good mood, suddenly froze his smile after seeing Jiang Mian's actions.

Shi Senming hurriedly comforted him: "It's okay, maybe he was just joking. I don't think his ill will towards you is that deep!"

"I can't bear it anymore, Letme, you must be steady on the road, we must win the German Cup!" Uzi said through gritted teeth.

Yan Junze seemed to have received an order from his superiors and hurriedly replied: "OK OK, I'm absolutely safe on the road!"

……

After the EDG players appeared one after another, players from both sides prepared to debug the machines.

Custom room inside.

Jiang Mian asked: "God, were my actions standard just now?"

Uzi: "..."

"I think you should be more standard. If you have time, we can discuss this issue in depth after the game."

Uzi finally couldn't help it anymore: "Discuss nima!"

Uzi had just finished typing when the referee behind him warned: "Players please pay attention to polite words. Once you give a warning, you will be fined the second time."

At this time, Uzi's face was green and red, and he was obviously going to be angry with Jiang Mian.

He said unfairly to the referee: "It's not the referee, he provoked me first!"

The referee lady looked at the conversation between the two and said, "You can chat normally, but you can't curse. Thank you for your cooperation."

Uzi: "..."

……

Within EDG voice.

"Hahahahaha!" Jiang Mian laughed loudly.

He saw Uzi communicating with the referee and knew what was happening on RNG's side.

"Be warned, you like to curse!"

At this time, Jiang Mian was in a very happy mood.

Meiko couldn't laugh or cry: "That's strange, why didn't the referee warn you?"

Jiang Mian shrugged: "I didn't curse."

"I'm just politely asking if my bathing routine is correct."

"As for why the other party is anxious, it seems that only he himself knows clearly!"

Meiko smiled and shook her head: "Jiang Mian, Jiang Mian, you made me understand a truth."

"What's the point?" Jiang Mian asked with a smile.

"In your career, never provoke Jiang Mian."

Ming Kai on the side nodded unconsciously after listening to Meiko's advice.

After all, he has as much black material as Uzi.

On the contrary, Scout and Zet seemed not to understand meiko's advice.

Jiang Mian chuckled: "Don't worry, I'm not that vicious!"

……

With both parties' machine debugging completed, BP officially begins!
In the commentary box, Guan Zeyuan and Ji Ji also cheered up, "Here we come!"

"The second game of the German Cup semi-finals is BO5, blue side RNG, red side EDG."

"We saw that the blue side's RNG came up and defeated Rambo. This hero is the hero with the highest winning rate recently used by Mian."

"And the remaining two draws were given to Syndra + Spider."

"EDG here, took down Karma, Varus and Leopard Girl."

"Assistant Karma puts too much pressure on the bottom lane. We have verified this problem on Nest. Jack's Dirty Policewoman paired with Sapphire Blue's Karma made EDG suffer a lot in the bottom lane. This game BO5, it seems that EDG has made some preparations." Guan Zeyuan nodded: "After all, Uzi is also one of the outstanding users of the female police!"

"Then we see that RNG has confirmed the Blind Sin on the first floor. We should have guessed that EDG will choose Olaf as jungler."

Obviously, the commentator also knows the players and the team very well. EDG directly got Olaf + Ice on the first and second floors.

On the second and third floors of RNG, it is natural to dismantle the Ice Zyra combination.

Although this version of Zyra has been weakened, this combination will still cause some trouble for RNG's bottom lane.

After RNG grabbed Zyra, Xiaohu got Clockwork on the third floor.

Upon seeing this, EDG directly targeted Ryze for Scout.

On RNG's side, Ryze has more initiative on the third floor, but Xiaohu doesn't know this hero.

Later, EDG helped meiko get Nami on the fourth floor.

This hero is not only Meiko's signature, but also can produce good results when facing Zyra's support.

After all, it can be consumed and restored, and the ultimate move can also be used to counterattack.

RNG saw that EDG did not play a top lane hero, so it considered Jiangmianhui Jace Crocodile to choose one of the two.

After some discussion, Brother Feng and Letme decided on Shen.

This is the most solid top lane tank hero.

You can stay in lane carefully if you hit the road, and the most important thing is that your ultimate move can also support and protect you.

Very suitable for RNG's lineup system!
Then on the fifth floor, get Ezreal for Uzi.

While ensuring mobility, it makes lining up in the bottom lane easier.

At this time, the fifth floor of EDG was flashing continuously.

Guan Zeyuan said: "Come on, crocodile or Jace?"

"I think Jace is better. He can get enough advantages on the road to give back to his teammates!"

"But this hero is very risky. I feel that Crocodile is more suitable for EDG's lineup!"

At this time, EDG really lit up Renekton.

Within RNG voice.

"Hahaha, does he dare to lock it?"

"The crocodile lock is my toy in the middle period!"

"I just like pulling crocodiles and stupid heroes!"

Uzi immediately became excited when he saw EDG reveal the crocodile.

mlxg joked on the side: "Have you forgotten the psychological shadow caused by Jiangmian Crocodile in the last training match?"

Uzi didn't want to recall, but mlxg forced him to recall.

"That game...looper Jess collapsed!"

"I believe in Letme, I believe in Yan Junze, Wan Shen won't be destroyed by the crocodile!"

At this time, Uzi is still full of confidence.

On the big screen, the crocodile was then replaced by Jace.

Uzi's face trembled slightly, but he still pretended to be calm: "Jess...it should be fine, right?"

"Jess can't develop well, but I can take charge of the situation!"

"One top laner, Jayce, won't put much pressure on us!"

When he said these words, Uzi himself didn’t believe it.

But with the arrow on the string, you have to believe it even if you don’t believe it!

Uzi closed his eyes gently and kept thinking "Don't choose Jace" in his mind.

Maybe God’s prayers really come true!

The hero has changed again on the screen - the ocean disaster Gangplank!

"Captain locked!"

"Mian, he still has something at the bottom of the box!"

As Guan Zeyuan's voice sounded, the audience couldn't help but marvel.

[No man, did you choose the wrong one? I don’t think I have ever used a captain in ranked! 】

[I'm sorry, I'm not going to overturn. I feel like it's better to choose Jace in this round. There's a lot of pressure on Shen to go on the road, but choosing Captain, this hero requires a lot of proficiency! 】

[The cotton beast only has three axes, Jess Crocodile Rambo, he is a bad captain, RNG will win this round! 】

[Hahaha, the prototype has been exposed, I just said that Cotton Beast is not good, he is just the donk in CS2, just a flash in the pan! 】

【…】

At this time, it entered the carnival moment of hz and gsl.

Jiang Mian's true fans may not understand his hero proficiency.

But as sunspots, hz and gsl know Jiang Mian's hero pool better than anyone else!
The hz players also admitted that Jiang Mian Lanbo's proficiency is indeed very high, and even allowed RNG to set aside a special pull position.

Jess and Crocodile are the heroes most frequently used by Jiang Mian rank recently.

And I heard that they defeated Looper and Letme respectively in the training match.

These three heroes can also prove that Jiang Mian does have something.

But why should you be the captain?
Just to pretend?

gsl and hz can't wait to see Captain Jiang Mian's funny scene!
……

Within RNG voice.

After seeing EDG locking the captain, Uzi was excited for the first time.

Because he also knew that Jiang Mian did not use the captain's rank record.

But seeing this captain, I vaguely felt something was wrong.

Uzi shook his head: "Brother Feng, how is his captain's proficiency?"

Brother Feng shook his head: "I've never seen it before! I guess I've played a few training games with other teams!"

Ming saw Uzi's nervousness and suspicion, and hurriedly comforted him: "It's okay, puppy. If he only uses it in training matches, his proficiency will not be very high."

"Let's calm down. Maybe he just shows it to make us feel scared."

Uzi nodded seriously: "It makes sense."

"Fuck him, I've been putting up with this Jiang Mian for a long time, brothers, can you beat him once?"

"..."

Within EDG voice.

"Can you captain me?" Ming Kai teased with a smile.

Jiang Mian also smiled and said: "Better than you blind man."

This sentence immediately blocked Ming Kai's mouth.

"Your blind guy with 4396 can go to the World Championship. No matter how low my proficiency is, my captain will have no problem playing in the German Cup."

Ming Kai hurriedly stopped Jiang Mian: "Yes, yes, I shouldn't talk too much."

Jiang Mian chuckled and said, "Don't worry, my brother will take you flying!"

Speaking of which, Plank's proficiency reward is related to Mingkai.

After all, it was Ming Kai who dragged him to take a shower, which was why he accidentally mocked Uzi on Weibo and received the reward of 6 stars for mocking...

Well, thank you Mingkai.

On the big screen, the lineups of both sides were quickly determined.

Blue side RNG: top lane Shen (Letme), jungler Lee Sin (mlxg), mid lane Clockwork (xiaohu), bottom lane Ezreal (uzi) and support Zyra (ming)

Red side EDG: Top lane Gangplank (mian), jungler Olaf (clearlove7), mid lane Ryze (scout), bottom lane ice shooter Ashe (zet) and assistant Nami (meiko)

EDG backstage room.

Abu stared at Coach Nofe.

"What did you choose for him?"

"Let him choose by himself, and he can't choose a hero that he hasn't tried in training games!"

"Do you still want to do this as a coach?!"

Coach Nofe said he was aggrieved: "He said Jayce and Crocodile were too weak in the late stage, so he had to choose a late-stage hero, and then he chose Gangplank."

Abu was aggressive: "Has he played?"

Nofe shook his head: "I don't know."

"You don't know you gave him a choice?" Abu was about to be furious.

"He said there was no problem, and he said that if you ask further questions, he will bear all the consequences alone." Coach Nofe recounted the exact words Jiang Mian said to him.

"Ha..." Abu laughed angrily.

Then I called my boss: "Boss, he's like this again..."

(End of this chapter)