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Chapter 37 037 [Three bowls but no post] (Please collect and read!)

"The first game of the 2020 LPL summer playoffs RNG VS WE (the rest of the scores will be deleted)"

Uzi probably knows something about "score posts". It's probably that the post owner posts pictures of the players, and the top players make rational remarks on the corresponding floor.

Li Xiang's S8's ".reasonable fan" answer was originally popularized from this kind of post. Now that he clicks on it again, Uzi's little heart is beating fast.

He is not as big-hearted as JackeyLove. When he sees the unfavorable remarks, he can turn into Lord Rambo in a minute.

Place an order, New
"The best dish in the world"

"Competing with Morgan to become the LPL chef god"

"I thought Langx was good enough, but I didn't expect you to prove that XiaoAL is the dean of RNG in just one summer."

"It is recommended that Baiyun come back"
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Jungler, XLB
"It's true that it's expensive, but your CS match performance is so expensive that it's like driving up the price of meat. 』

"As the third generation jungler of RNG, I believe you are definitely trying your best."

"If you take a wild-core male gun without body odor, I suggest you learn from Zhang Jiawen. After all, you don't need to take lanes in the middle."

"Tumor always knows how to market. If you sell a Xiaolongbao for 10 million, how many Mlxg contracts will RNG have to get back?" 』
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A. D. Betty
"I can see that you want to win, but it's a pity that you are not Uzi. You can't accept the gentleness RNG gives you."

"Thanks to you for having Pluto here."

"Hurry up and give up your position. How dare you take my god's position?" Aren't you afraid of divine punishment? 』
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Assistant, Ming
"Tam plays like a defense"

"Titan skin owners, why don't you choose Titan? If you did, you would have won!" 』

"God among gods!" WE ambushed Betty so many times, but it’s a pity that Tamu, the God of Light, was too full and weak to eat his teammates. Tamu, the God of Gods, is the best in the world! 』
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Mid laner, Xiaohu
"Midehu's textbook aircraft has successfully helped Yu÷ gain value"

"Your most significant highlight is still the second smile you drew two years ago. Why are you dancing like this?"

"Like Yizhong?" It seems to be a mid laner! 』

"I feel like I'm not as good as Ryze's mid laner in RNGS9, what?" That's you too, so it's okay, just step back. 』

Uzi looked at the pertinent speeches made by the opponents to his former teammates. He liked them one by one and subconsciously wanted to remember the IDs of the good people.

But after clicking for a long time, he discovered it.

All the likes I received were from one person!

Shock, aren't you at halftime? You're secretly playing with your phone again, right?
"Damn it! Shock posted it himself and scored it himself," Uzi swallowed, suddenly remembering a meme he saw online.

"Who in the hall is suing me?"

Shock is here, all points are scored!
The comments in this rating post contain so much references to the S8 World Championship that Uzi felt like he was having a heart attack while reading it.

He directly skipped the ratings of other people in WE and jumped into Shock's rating building, wanting to see his self-criticism.

结果
Uzi was disappointed.

Li Xiang is not only strict with others, but also strict with himself. Among the hundreds of comments, I can't find a dog named "Leaning on the building, inviting the moon and listening to the wind and rain".

He looked at it for a long time and found nothing interesting to score.

So I quit and continued shopping at the Anti-Bar, when another post that looked like a post edited by a graduate from the UC Shock Department attracted Uzi’s attention:

"The history books are really humorous!" I finally found out the reason why Yu÷ has been walking sideways in Kangba for eight years. You guys, you can save 1000 yuan in apprenticeship fees! 』

Uzi clicked in with interest, and found that it was a photo of Li Xiang standing at the sink with a hat on his head and playing with his mobile phone.

“Isn’t this the men’s restroom on the 4th floor of Supermarket Plaza?”

"I made it! Let's fight at home!"

"Good poster, do you dare to post a high-definition picture of Shock? I can't see clearly what's written on the hat!" "Download directly to view the original picture, the words "Fucking Wu Song" are written on the hat of "Rain ÷"! 』

"God among gods!" I watched this episode in Water Margin! 』

"I seriously suspect that this is Yu÷'s trumpet, deliberately staged for photos!" 』

"Be confident, it was Shock who snatched the jungler's cell phone and sent it! 』

"The tiger-fighting hero will always be a god!" 』

"Can the WE management do something? Confiscate Yu÷'s mobile phone immediately!" 』

Seeing more and more comments, Lou became more and more crooked. The last comment Uzi saw before exiting the post made him squirt a mouthful of milk on Doinb's face.

"The dark age of LPL is because of Shock. It is recommended to directly deprive him of his gender to show the world!" 』

what?
Is there such a way of deprivation?

If the male gender is deprived and there are no female characteristics, is it possible that the gender of Yu÷ will be replaced by an armed helicopter in the future?

Looking at this confusing Qahei, Uzi finally understood why the Kangkang people often said the phrase "Qahei is washing".

Even if everything is dark, it is not enough. It is recommended to sign up for V200!

wrong? !
Why am I advertising for Shock, a troll!

Uzi shook his head repeatedly to get rid of the dangerous thoughts in his head.

Shockwave and I are inseparable!
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WE Lounge.

Xiaoshou quickly put Li Xiang's cell phone into the cabinet, quickly closed the lock, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ring, let me keep your phone for you first and return it to you after the game. Although I know you are a master of resistance, you are also a public enemy of fans of major professional players. Seeing bad remarks will inevitably affect you. mentality.”

Li Xiang rolled his eyes at him, "Affect me? I'll fight it. It's like solving three emergencies. Are you going to suffocate yourself to death because the toilet smells bad?"

Having been lurking in the Kangba for eight years, Li Xiang can definitely say with confidence which Oatmeal Guy or Fuli Ji is the most conscientious. He can tell it just by looking at the ID.

People give you nicknames, resist the yellow appraiser!
"The history books are really humorous. The number of replies to the post reached 5000! 』

"Users get rewards: Wu Song fights tigers"

"Wu Song fights the tiger: After three bowls of rice wine, the user's own status increases by 20%. When facing the tiger, the user's status increases by an additional 10%!" 』

"It is detected that the user is not wearing the bowl and rice wine, and the system will give additional bonus props, which have been placed in the school bag! 』

Li Xiang was shocked when he heard the sound of the system echoing in his ears!
Why rice wine?

He suddenly remembered that "Water Margin" was set in the Northern Song Dynasty, when the brewing technology was not mature. Based on the conversation between Wu Song and the waiter in the original work, he could probably tell that what he drank was turbid wine, which is rice wine.

"Get ready to play," Domo clapped his hands and reminded the players in the lounge, "Keep up the good work in the next game and try to complete our handicap of two to three!"

Li Xiang put on his coat from the break room, took out an earth-colored bowl and a small can of rice wine from his backpack, put it in his coat pocket and followed the team members out.

While sitting in his seat making final preparations before the game, Sadness saw that there was no paper cup on the single table in his home, and he quickly asked, "Xiang Ge, don't you drink water?"

Li Xiang smiled mysteriously at him, took out the contents of his pocket and put them on the table.

This scene happened to be captured by the director, who quickly adjusted the camera to the WE player seats, and the words on the jar were clearly photographed.

"Damn it! This guy drinks rice wine during a game!?"

(End of this chapter)