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Chapter 70 070 [Self-explosion truck]

"Isn't it said that trial training is just about going through the process?"

Listening to Abu's polite refusal, UZI banged the table with an explosion, "You invited me here, and then rejected me in the end, you are just kidding me!"

"You're playing like shit and you still want to pass the trial?" JieJie looked at UZI's furious look and couldn't help but mutter in a low voice.

The training room is already very quiet. Although JieJie's voice is very small, it can still be heard clearly by others!
UZI roared at JieJie, "You think I don't want to play well! I'm so convinced! Your EDG network is like shit! It gets stuck every time you play a group. What's the point of a network administrator?"

"Is this the reason why you moved out of position for three minutes in a team fight?" Scout was not afraid of arguing with him. After all, they had argued countless times in the five games, and they didn't care if their relationship was good or not.

Anyway, if he meets the T1 team in the future, he will immediately hand over his name and then transfer to the LCK at the speed of light. Who cares what happens to the LPL.

After hearing Scout's words, UZI completely exploded.

"I'm looking for excuses, you're such a stinker! You're an idiot. When I was competing in C, you were still eating leftovers behind Da Fei!"

He slammed the table again and cursed angrily, "I shouldn't have come to the trial, whoever the hell likes will come!"

After saying that, he ran out of the training room with his bag on his back.

"Oh," Abu shook his head helplessly and patted the factory director on the shoulder, "Go and send UZI off. It is indeed our teammates who have a problem."

"Then give him a chance to try out. According to the normal process, there should be 4 days left."

Abu squinted his eyes slightly and turned his head to look at the other team members next to him, "No need, even if he can win the next four days of training matches, with his mentality of still needing to be coaxed to play games, he is not suitable for our semi-military approach. For the management, we still have to go to LCK to find a Korean aid for the AD position, and Tianye can adapt quickly."

"understood."

UZI stood at the gate of the EDG base on Lingshi Road, took a deep breath to adjust his mentality, silently took out his mobile phone, and logged on to Weibo.

He wanted to know what EDG Dashu had heard outside and how he would respond to this wave of public opinion.

As soon as it was turned on, a push message appeared on the screen.

"Your attention has just been updated with a new content. 』

Leaning against the building and inviting the moon to listen to the wind and rain:

"Comeback Poem
In order to prevent the classical Chinese text from being confused and turning to the dictionary, I will explain it later in vernacular Chinese. This will also make me appear more down-to-earth and fan-favorite.

I summarized the following four points:
Take the initiative to lower your salary and compete with a new identity in EDG. It is recommended to change your ID name to UZI11. The probability of success is as high as 77%.

Let RNG cancel your contract and return to the royal family. You can return to the professional arena without having to pay liquidated damages, and you can even inherit the championship glory, a win-win-win situation.

If the above two points are successful, UZI will also declare a successful comeback. I have written your comeback speech:

In the S11 Spring Split, the powerful XXX Galaxy Battleship is about to take off. I will continue to serve as the team's ADC. I will use my solid basic skills to work hard to create an AD position with full output. The champion three blossoms will continue to help LPL maintain the first division. I hope everyone Can pay more attention.

of course.

If the comeback fails, I have the following two points.

Externally, EDG's network is not good. The network administrator is debugging the equipment and continuing trial training. There may be better opportunities.

The last and worst point. Just choose not to come back.

But I don’t recommend this, otherwise I will really organize your retirement ceremony.

How embarrassing.

I don’t blame you, it’s mainly because you GSLs made a request to me a few days ago. I’m more hospitable, so it wouldn’t be a good idea to refuse.

just kidding.

By the way, did you understand the previous classical Chinese article? If you don’t understand, you can ask me to speak for you on the internet @大大哥』

"I made it rain! *********" Looking at the content in the counter bar, UZI's mentality was completely broken. He squatted on the ground and sent a telegram, with birds chirping and flowers fragrant.

The factory director was panting and chased him out. He suddenly found UZI squatting on the curb and immediately stepped forward to comfort him: "It's okay. Think about it from another angle. Your contract hasn't expired yet. If you come back, it's a breach of contract. Playing games is giving money." You just didn’t pass the trial training, so you don’t have to worry about it, right?”

Hear this.

UZI felt like the top of his head was on fire and couldn't help crying.

The crying made countless passers-by turn around frequently, wanting to know whose child was being naughty again and was being taught a lesson by an adult.

"Abu sent me a message, saying that today's training match is here for the time being, and they have finished the trial." Domo looked at Li Xiang, who was Ge You lying on the chair, with a complicated expression.

What grudge does this kid have against UZI?

A short essay has completely blocked UZI's comeback path. No matter which method you choose, it will not work.

Li Xiang took off his headphones, held his forehead and sighed, "I'm so stupid, really, I just know that UZI has a bad mentality, and he will be given a red temperature if he is not as strong as me; I don't know that he will still be like this after a year of rest, so I took the clockwork I want the senior to recognize my strength. He is still very strong. He dodges all my skills. After walking for three minutes, I couldn’t even touch him. My pulling ability is too strong. I I just resisted the pressure online, wandered around and waited for group fights. In the end, I was like C. After five games, I saw a milk bottle lying in the Summoner’s Rift. Everyone said, Oh no, I’m afraid my mentality has completely collapsed and there’s nothing I can do about it. When I came back, unfortunately I only got the Ah P experience card for two hours, and then I organized his retirement ceremony again."

He sighed, shook his head and looked extremely helpless, "I'm so stupid, really! From now on, I will only have to sing about it repeatedly in the live broadcast room. I still haven't caught up with the best of times."

After listening.

The old dreamer was dumbfounded, "No, you are just reciting the whole text to me, Sister Xianglin? You have to take full responsibility for not wanting me to be a priest!"

"Just call me brother Xiang'er," Li Xiang pursed his lips and sighed again, "I don't want to have a pitiful thick barrier between me and UZI. I still like his unruly look! I just don't know what he will choose. .”

Sadness raised his hand, as if asking for credit, "New updates on the EDG official blog!"

"I made it?"

Li Xiang quickly picked up the phone, still muttering, "No, why should EDG steal 1/3 of my brother's credit? Where can I make up for my missing nutrients!"

『EDG E-Sports Club:
In response to the recent intense attention on the Internet about the news about UZI players’ trial training at the base, we would like to report the situation to you. The fan friend who climbed up the big tree at the base twice has been controlled. Due to network fluctuations, UZI players performed unsatisfactory in this trial training. After the final discussion between the two parties, the results of this trial training will not be used as a reference. The fans' revelations are purely false. Please treat the rumors rationally. Finally, we also wish contestant No. 006 a bright future. 』

Li Xiang lowered his head and squinted his eyes for a while.

This content.
What exactly is written?

Are you clarifying, or are you pushing UZI onto the hot bed? The four options were not enough for you to choose from, so you just chose E?

dog basket!
Take advantage of the craze!
Don’t you know that I am a self-destructing truck, and it will go up to the sky?
(End of this chapter)